Big Brother's Fishing Journey

"Even if it's a snake, it still needs to bask in the sun occasionally to maintain its body temperature." Orochimaru, who was walking in front, replied without looking back.

"On the contrary, although the Konoha looks bright and beautiful on the surface, the roots underneath have already been completely rotten."

As a snake, it still likes to be active.

The dark side of Konoha, which is controlled by Danzo like stagnant water, really can't even stay with snakes.

"That old man Sarutobi, too, has been smoothed by a peaceful life, and the majestic 'Nino' ​​has been reduced to such a bad old man."

"You bastard, you were the one who killed the three generations of grandpas..." Naruto felt uncomfortable when Orochimaru said bad things about Konoha.

Now that three generations have passed away, Naruto directly exported it on impulse.

"So you're still naive, brat..."

"Instead of sitting in that position and rotting away, it's better to retire to the underworld as soon as possible. It's impossible for me to change my opinion on this point."

"You bastard, if you die, you will have nothing! What are you talking about for retirement!" Naruto wanted to rush up angrily, but Jiraiya grabbed him by the collar.

"Whoever said that you can't retire after death, I went to the underworld a while ago, and that bad old man still has time to spy on women taking a bath."

"Wait?! What did you just say?!" Now Zilai was also stunned.

"Huh? Like you to spy on women taking a bath?"

"No, no, it's the previous sentence! And did you hack me by the way just now?!" What do you mean being the same as me? !

If I say I am the same as the old man!

Tsk, is it true that idiots have keen instincts?

"Tsk, that perverted old man is as virtuous as a perverted fairy..." Compared to surprise, Naruto's first reaction turned out to be this.

"It's just a trip to the underworld, isn't it strange?"

"Since there are forbidden techniques such as the reincarnation of the filthy soil and the sealing of the ghouls, hasn't the existence of the underworld, the soul, and the god of death been proven long ago?"

"Absolutely strange! You can go back and forth between life and death at will, what have you researched?!" Jiraiya's voice raised dozens of decibels.

"Ah, even if I tell you, you can't understand it. After all, you are an idiot." Picking his ear, Orochimaru revealed, "You are so noisy, why are you shouting so loudly?" ' expression.

ps: I met with Bi She's teacher this week, and pointed out that there were many mistakes in my translation and opening report that needed to be corrected, plus Cavin and so on.

I'm really sorry if it feels a little watery, it should recover after a while.

Chapter 839 10 Sass!Narudo!

This is because it is located in a remote area, and it is quite a 'quiet and peaceful' Yinnin Village on weekdays.

However, today...

"Give it to Sass!!!"

"Narudo!!!"

Just like the Valley of the End three years ago.

However, the momentum and power of the two moves are even greater than those three years ago.

One is to take revenge on an enemy stronger than expected.

One is to bring the departed genius companion back to the village.

The two of them have been working hard for the past three years, and they have not wasted any time.

Such a big movement inevitably attracted many ninjas from Yinnin Village to watch.

However, no matter how dark the sky and the earth are playing there, the sun and the moon are dark.

It was still unaffected, and the two who were watching the battle while tasting wine not far away, as well as the accompanying melon-eating crowd.

"Hi~ I said Orochimaru, you don't have cherry blossoms here~ How can there be no cherry blossoms in wine tasting this season?"

Jiraiya, who was already half drunk, put one hand on Da Shemaru's shoulder, and the other held the empty small wine cup in his hand, and began to play a little drunk.

"You really ask so much..." I really don't think of myself as an outsider.

"This is next to the training ground. If you plant a cherry tree, it might be accidentally destroyed by someone during practice."

Even if you want to plant it, it is not here.

"Is there any cherry cake?" Jiraiya asked again.

"Believe it or not, I will stuff your mouth with military rations if you talk nonsense?" And if you want to drink, sweets should not be suitable, right?

Ji Lai was also frightened and shook his head frantically.

Although Junliang Pills can provide energy, recover Chakra and so on.

But that smell...

"There are peony cakes, do you want to try it?" Taking the plate supported by a big snake behind him, Orochimaru handed it to Jiraiya.

At critical moments, it might even save lives.

Do you still have dried snake persimmons and fresh snake persimmons? !

Ah, after all, the psychic beast is a snake, if you want to get it...

Looks like it can be easily obtained?

"Do you want some too? It's rare that I didn't poison you~"

Orochimaru looked aside, the three Konoha ninjas eating melons.

Then I got a response from Sakura, Sai, and Yamato who shook their heads frantically.

What a pity, it's rare that I didn't lie, and I really didn't say anything poisonous.

But just when a group of people were enjoying the show with peace of mind, a black thunder from Sasuke hit right here.

Originally, he was just eating melons and observing Yamato of the legendary Sannin, and subconsciously wanted to block the thunder with the wooden escape.

Instead, he saw that black thunder, as if hitting an invisible wall in front of him, it lasted for a while and then dissipated in mid-air.

"The enchantment ninjutsu that I've never seen before..." Jiraiya, who took a big bite of the peony cake and was chewing, muttered.

"Oshemaru, is this your newly developed ninjutsu again?"

"if not?"

"You guy, how many ninjutsu have you developed and improved?" In addition to the ninjutsu that this guy faintly revealed before, it can communicate with the souls of the dead in the underworld.

Zilai couldn't help asking in amazement.

"Do you remember how many times you peeped at the women's bathhouse? Ziraiya." Orochimaru asked back.

"Hey hey hey~ I don't remember~" Jiraiya had a wretched smile on his face, coupled with the flush after drunk, he looked quite disgusting.

Even the three of Konoha who came with him cast contemptuous glances at him.

Seeing that you can only peep at the women's bathhouse, while others can develop ninjutsu like eating and drinking.

The same Sannin, why is the gap so big?

Think about Tsunade-sama who has been thinking about going to the casino all day...

Among the Sannin, it seems that the most dangerous Orochimaru is the most reliable?

"Ah, speaking of which, I brought you a present this time around, Orochimaru~"

As he spoke, Jiraiya took out one orange, one red, and one green, three small books with big Jiraiya's autograph on the cover.

It was shot directly in the hands of Dashewan.

"what is this..."

""Kissing Heaven", my favorite work, there is still an ultimate limited edition signed by me~"

'"Massiveness in Paradise"? ...Is it the one Kakashi-sensei has been reading in his hand? Seeing that one of the three books was the orange color she was quite familiar with, Sakura couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.

Don't look!It's hell ahead!

But before Sakura opens her mouth to stop...

"Your handwriting is as ugly as ever." Looking at Jiraiya's signature on the cover, Orochimaru complained, and opened the first volume of the orange-yellow "Kind of Heaven".

Start reading casually.

"I didn't expect this guy to be a sullen~" Looking at Orochimaru who was seriously reading his favorite works, Jiraiya secretly smiled inwardly.

"How do you feel?" Zilai also asked with a wretched smile.

"Apart from the nonsensical pornography, there are descriptions of the female body and the mating process."

"The development of the emotional line between the male and female protagonists really makes people quite concerned and expectant. Although the writing style feels the same, but since it is written by you, you can't have too high hopes."

Orochimaru, who was flipping through the pages with a blank expression, commented seriously.

"No! Don't you read such and such plots in it?"

Ji Lai, who thought the other party was actually a boring one before, also found out: Is it true that I am thinking too much.

The one in front of me is Orochimaru...

Sure enough, Orochimaru came up with a sentence:

"What about the female body, do you think I saw less of it when I was doing experiments?"

Moreover, he, who has recovered his original memory, has not seen too many things in this regard.

"However, at least it's a gift from you, so I'll keep it for now." Putting the three copies of "Intimate Heaven" into his sleeves, Orochimaru turned his head and refocused on the battlefield in front of him.

The two were fighting, and it was a bit real.

Fox Boy has already begun to use the power from Nine Tails.

And Sasuke...

"Is that fairy art?!"

Jiraiya also saw Sasuke with some snake-scale features on his body, and shouted in bewilderment.

"That's right, that's the fairy art of Longdi Cave."