Conan: I Know Beast Language

Hearing Uncle Mao Li's greeting, Mu Tianyuan glanced at the car on the opposite side of the road with several dogs spraying water at the front and back, and agreed to get into the car. After Mu Tianyuan got into the car, Uncle Mao Li couldn't wait. After starting the car, Mu Tianyuan looked at the car surrounded by several dogs through the rearview mirror, curled his lips and muttered: "I don't believe you dare to run into it directly, I want to see if I can drive those dogs away How could he continue to follow?"

"Maybe he didn't want to follow."

The little fox grabbed Mu Tianyuan's shoulder and looked at the parked car and muttered, while Mu Tianyuan threw the snacks to Xiaolan Yuanzi Huiyuan and Conan in the back row and whispered to the little fox: " Whether to follow or not is his business, and whether to set up obstacles for him is my business, so I think it is necessary to form a flea team specially for him, otherwise I have to find it every time, which is troublesome."

"Your idea is simply... crazy! Let me tell you, you can form it if you want, but don't take it home, otherwise I will fight you!"

As a furry creature, the little fox has an instinctive fear of fleas. Now that he heard Mu Tianyuan's plan, the little fox became even fluffier. At this moment, the little fox felt uncomfortable all over. After shivering, he looked at Mu Tianyuan and muttered very seriously.

As for... Mu Tianyuan's plan, I support it, but if I support it, I firmly oppose Mu Tianyuan's keeping this special insect team at home!I feel uncomfortable looking at those things, if I live with them under the same roof, can I live this life! "Don't worry, I know."

Mu Tianyuan naturally knew that the little fox was very repulsed by... fleas and so on. Hearing what the little fox said, Mu Tianyuan nodded immediately to show that he understood, and after seeing Mu Tianyuan accepted his suggestion, the little fox Only then did he feel a little better, and he said while wagging his tail, "Speaking of which, I always feel that your prank-like methods are a bit too naive."

Throwing some fleas at people, it doesn't seem to be threatening, this kind of activity feels more like children's play! "not childish"

After Mu Tianyuan heard the little fox's words, he immediately glanced at the little fox, and then murmured to the little fox: "Could you ask me to take out the treasure of the town store?"

I have my own methods that are not naive, but if you use that thing, it is easy to kill people!It's not the life that creates life, but the real death!And this Akai Shuichi is a potential ally anyway, although people don't necessarily think so, but Mu Tianyuan thinks that Akai Shuichi is still his ally, even if this guy has always wanted to steal his Mingmei, but anyway This is also the main force against counterfeit wine workshops!The value is still there, if it is killed, although it will not be called a pig teammate, but it will also help the fake wine workshop. Compared with Akai Xiuyi, Mu Tianyuan thinks the fake wine workshop is even more annoying.

"Who told you to use them and do you think it's normal for a few Taipan snakes to pop up out of nowhere in the city?"

The little fox was stunned for a moment, then rolled his eyes and looked at Mu Tianyuan.

Mu Tianyuan's so-called treasure of the town store is actually... a few Taipan snakes that he got through Mr. Sijing. The reason why Mu Tianyuan called them the treasure of the town store is because they are enough poison!Being bitten by a dog may not necessarily kill you, but it is hard to say if you are bitten by them. If you are bitten, you will die if you don’t have time to inject serum within a few minutes! "Whether he is normal or not, anyway... no one will believe that I can control a snake to attack people."

Mu Tianyuan shrugged his shoulders indifferently, his talent is only this good, unexpected!Who would believe that a person can talk to animals or even control insects and reptiles... No one would believe a brainless or nearly brainless creature! "It makes sense."

The little fox didn't have any objections to this, and after glancing at Mu Tianyuan, he said, "But I didn't tell you to use them, I just wanted to say that apart from... this prank-like method, you can Is there no other way?"

"We just... just torment them. As long as it can be done, why bother with means? Believe me, he must be very sad after being bitten by dozens or even hundreds of lice. It won't kill him but can torment him. Why not do this?"

Mu Tianyuan also knew that his hand was too childish, but it was easy to use. Imagine being bitten by a bunch of lice, and not limited to being bitten by one bite. That kind of... is not acceptable to ordinary people. !Even if Akai Shuichi is not... an ordinary person, but this can still toss him a bit! "Stop it! I feel bad when you say that!"

The little fox doesn't need to imagine, just hearing the number of lice makes his whole body feel terribly uncomfortable. Now the little fox has to admit that Mu Tianyuan's method is not right for people, except for...whales and dolphins Other mammals are very unfriendly!It can even be said to be insane!After twisting his body uncomfortably, the little fox decided to change the subject. He patted Mu Tianyuan with his tail and said, "By the way, how is your Five Poison Sect plan going?"

Mu Tianyuan has a very sinister plan. He plans to raise poisonous creatures. In his words, it is... don't care if it can be used now, just collect it first. Maybe when you plan to fight people desperately, you can put it away directly. out!For... Mu Tianyuan's plan, the little fox agrees very much. Although these poisonous insects and snakes may not be as powerful as a bomb, it depends on where it is used, and many times these things are more powerful than simple modern weapons. If it works, at least without using weapons of mass destruction, the key is to be sufficiently concealed and unexpected enough! "Still: collecting, but I think it is necessary for us to buy a special breeding farm for them? After all, it doesn't seem like a thing to put in a pet store."

Mu Tianyuan tore open a pack of dried fish for Miao Nvxia and replied, the little fox glanced at Mu Tianyuan and said, "I heard from Juzi next door that Matsushita and his wife are planning to sell the house."

"That's it."

Mu Tianyuan immediately agreed, and at this moment, there was a coughing sound from the back row. Mu Tianyuan turned his head and took a look, and saw that Conan, who was usually full of energy, was unexpectedly depressed today. Coughing violently there, seeing this situation, Mu Tianyuan immediately said, "What's wrong with Conan, he caught a cold."

"yes,"

Xiaolan, who was holding Conan, nodded, and then she said worriedly: "Yesterday, I was fine, but I woke up this morning with a cold."

"This brat must have kicked the quilt last night."

Uncle Mao Li, who was driving, curled his lips and interjected. Hearing this guess, Mu Tianyuan glanced at Conan with a strange expression and said, "Kick the quilt, Conan, let's not talk about you being so big, how can there be such a child?" Fault, let’s just say that you still cover the quilt today, are you covering your sweat?”

Although it is said that the four seasons are in the random play mode because of the complete insanity of the timeline, the weather is still very good these few days, and the temperature can even be said to be a little hot. At this temperature, Mu Tianyuan is hot even with a blanket at night, but Conan But sleep at night and cover the quilt! "Nah……"

Conan coughed twice and shook his head in embarrassment, but Mu Tianyuan didn't wait: Conan explained and continued to look at Conan with a strange look and said: "Speaking of which, Conan, you are really different from other people. You can wear clothes in winter." Running all over the street in big underpants, but you sleep under a quilt at night on this hot day, can you tell me what kind of breeding environment you are in? Seriously, I am now half a zoologist, I I have never seen a dog with such unique requirements for the living environment like you!"

Conan is really a magical little creature. This winter is minus 0 to [-], and people can run around wearing big pants, and it is not cold at all, but he sleeps at night in this hot weather that is covered with blankets. It's so awkward to cover the quilt! "Ahem, ahem...that's not it!"

Conan was already coughing, but when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, he coughed even worse. You fucking zoologist is a zoologist, even half of it is fine, but when you are talking about me, you mention it. What does it mean to be your identity, especially, damn dogs! "Don't get excited, don't get excited, aren't we discussing science with you?"

Seeing Conan's agitation, Mu Tianyuan hurriedly comforted him, then Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan curiously and said, "Conan, can you explain to me what kind of habit you have? Why do you still need to cover yourself with a quilt on such a hot day?"

There is always a quilt on Mu Tianyuan's bed, there is a reason why Mu Tianyuan put the quilt on the bed instead of putting it away, because you never know what the temperature will be when you fall asleep. What a drastic fall!Anyway... Mu Tianyuan slept through the middle of the night several times and woke up from the cold!It is because of this that Mu Tianyuan simply folded a quilt and put it on the bed all year round. If he feels cold at night, he can pull it over and cover it, so he doesn't have to run to find it shivering.

But what Mu Tianyuan can't understand is what's going on with Conan, even if Conan is also preventing a sudden drop in temperature, it won't be covered all the time, can it be said that this product doesn't feel hot when it's usually covered? This guy's cognition of... cold and heat has been completely distorted. But think about it, it's okay for this guy to wear big pants in winter. If it's okay for... cold and hot, what about [Thanks: 15.

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Chapter 250 Yuanzi: I just plan to help Xiaolan!

Conan is a very smart kid, and he is very knowledgeable. He knows a lot of messy knowledge. This is why he can lead young people to die and make trouble. In addition to his death skills, it is more because of his knowledge, because He was too talented, so the other veterans who died as a young man were nominally led by Yuantai, but the actual power was due to Conan.

But at this moment, Conan encountered a question that he couldn't answer, that is, why did he cover the quilt on a hot day? To be honest, Conan himself was quite confused about this question, and the degree of confusion was no less than why he was so cold when it was cold. It’s like wearing underpants... Well, this statement seems inaccurate. The accurate statement is why he still runs around wearing only big underpants in cold weather... By the way, why does it feel like Conan is a pervert... ... Anyway...

What is Conan? Conan is really confused now, and he can't explain why. He just knows that he just needs to cover himself with a quilt when he sleeps at night... "It's really a magical species,"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan's eyes and muttered, then Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan and said, "I said it doesn't matter if you want it or not?"

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's question, Conan was a little moved. Don't look at Mu Tianyuan, a bastard who always bullies him, but he still cares about him occasionally!In the next second, Mu Tianyuan said: "Don't infect us... Hey, fat three, stay away from this guy, I don't have time to take care of you if you catch a cold."

Conan: "..."

Nima, I have reason to suspect that this guy's concern is more because he is afraid that I will catch a cold to them!Sure enough, I really saw Mu Tianyuan right, selfishness is...his best label!Huiyuan, who was sitting on Yuanzi's lap, just glanced at Mu Tianyuan, and then silently continued to turn his gaze to the outside of the car. Now Huiyuan has taken the nickname "Three Fatty" indifferently. After all, even her own sister They call her that!She has fought and worked hard, but the final result is very mediocre. Mu Tianyuan completely ignored Huiyuan's struggle because of his rough skin and thick flesh... He looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Hey, how can you look like this, I have never seen you so ungentlemanlike, no wonder you can't find a girlfriend!"

How can there be such a thing, to say in advance that if he catches a cold, he will not be responsible for taking care of it, this is too blunt, "Yeah, so I just broke up with my girlfriend the day before yesterday, and by the way, I am on the way to my uncle's house today Received a breakup call from my other girlfriend."

Mu Tianyuan sighed when he heard Yuanzi's words, and then Mu Tianyuan said with a sad face: "I can't help it, who made me not a gentleman, it's normal not to have a girlfriend, right?"

Mariko: "..."

Xiaolan: "..."

Conan: "..."

Uncle Maori: "..."

It’s a certain topic, they are really hard to pick up... "By the way, Conan, have you taken your medicine? If you haven't taken it, Huiyuan seems to have brought a regular medicine, and I will give you two catties."