Conan: I Know Beast Language

This made Conan on the side have a black line on his forehead, damn it, who told you that the mess is so miserable that even my parents don't worry about me anymore!You are just... nonsense, my parents are worried about me, okay, they often call me, okay, don't say anything else, why did you care about my recent situation half a year ago, okay?Look how much you care about me, I... Forget it, don't talk about it, I want to change my parents if I talk too much... Let's talk about something else, let's talk about you, are you still alive? Is there... a bit of humanity I have been missing for so long!It's been a long time since I've seen you, and you gave up worrying about my safety just because I'm a cockroach!Is your heart a little too big?You're still worried about the price of meat tomorrow, don't you think I'm not as important as the price of meat in your heart!Also, you belong to cockroaches!Have you ever seen someone whose zodiac has cockroaches?And Uncle Mao Li on the side also said with a dark face at this time: "That's right, who would be worried about that... arrogant brat except you?"

Uncle Mao Li said that he was very unhappy seeing his daughter's expression now!Damn it... the kid from the Kudou family actually snatched the soul of his daughter away just like that. Do you know that her daughter is the little cotton-padded jacket of the father, but that bastard Kudo Shinichi dared to snatch his own cotton-padded jacket? To die!If it wasn't for preventing my beautiful old classmate, the white-haired man from sending the black-haired man from being sad, I would have killed that... Shinichi Kudo!Seeing that her statement was not recognized, Xiaolan immediately blinked her eyes and said, "Well... Anyway, I was only worried about him because of my friend's concern, there is no other meaning..."

"Well, we believe what you say!"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Xiaolan's eyes and then nodded seriously. Just when Xiaolan was relieved, Mu Tianyuan turned to look at Uncle Mao Li and said in a low voice: "Uncle, let's pretend to believe in Lord Lan." Otherwise, I'm afraid that Lord Lan will beat us to death if we say we don't believe..."

Xiaolan: "..."

You still don't believe it! "By the way, Conan, do you know where Shinichi is buried now?"

Mu Tianyuan knew that he couldn't continue to tease him, otherwise Lan Ye would definitely turn them all into murals and paste them on the wall. Immediately, Mu Tianyuan began to change the subject, and the corners of Conan's mouth twitched after hearing Mu Tianyuan's question Said: "Where is it buried?"

Bury your sister!You think I'm dead, right?Didn’t you say just now that I’m a cockroach and won’t die easily? Why are you buried now? You still think I’m dead, don’t you? Ask me where I’m buried. Why do you want to dig me up? The grave still wants to offer me flowers! "Sorry, I made a mistake, I meant Shinichi."

After being reminded by Conan that he used the wrong word, Mu Tianyuan apologized without sincerity while changing the way of asking and pretending that it didn't sound good. Mu Tianyuan just wanted to see what reason Conan was going to use to Fool him!Mu Tianyuan's question was also what Xiaolan wanted to know, and immediately Xiaolan put her face in front of Conan, stared at Conan closely and asked, "Yes, Conan, tell me where is Shinichi now? What should you do?" You know it, right!"

Conan stammered and looked at Xiaolan and replied: "I don't know..."

"Lie! Look at your guilty conscience and you still say you don't know. I tell you not to lie in front of us. Don't forget that the person sitting opposite you is a legend in the Japanese detective world. If you lie in front of him, you will be punished." You can see through it at a glance!"

Mu Tianyuan pointed to Uncle Mao Li and said to Conan, and Uncle Mao Li was not interested in Xinyi's whereabouts at all, but after hearing Mu Tianyuan's name for him, he immediately sat up straight and was full of seriousness. Staring at Conan, he said, "That's right! Conan don't try to lie, tell us the whereabouts of Shinichi!"

Conan: "..."

What do you want me to say? Do I have to tell you that I am actually... a front-loading washing machine, but I was fed a voyeuristic voyeur for the sake of justice... the magic little pill and then became smaller!If I say this, you guys reply? This is considered to be a letter, but the problem is that Xiaolan will beat me to death!Don't forget that sister Xiaolan took her to take a bath every now and then!I dare to swear with my smart head, once Xiaolan knows the truth, she will definitely kill herself without hesitation!At that time, you will really have to care about where I will be buried! "Come on, Conan tell us where that boy Shinichi is. I tell you, you must tell the truth. Good boys can't lie, you know?"

Mu Tianyuan patted Conan's shoulder and asked with a smile on his face. After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Conan stammered, "But brother Xiao Mu often lies..."

Hearing that Conan actually wanted to pull himself into the water at this time, Mu Tianyuan was taken aback for a moment, then patted Conan vigorously and said, "I, I, I was just joking! Besides, I was never a good boy, so hurry up and say, Shinichi that bastard borrowed my favorite videotape in the name of observing and studying, and then disappeared, and I have always wanted to come back!"

Although Mu Tianyuan didn't say it clearly, everyone present knew what Mu Tianyuan's so-called videotape was. At that moment, the atmosphere on the scene was silent, especially Conan, who was so angry that he almost didn't jump up. I went to watch and learn from the videotape!Can you stop here and hack me every chance you get!And this is still in front of Xiaolan!Although Conan wanted to defend his tuba, but he didn't have time at this time, because Conan could see that this group of people seemed to swear not to give up until they asked where his tuba was, but he couldn't tell them the truth , The time to make up this nonsense is too hasty, and I can't make it up. Finally, the smart Conan finally thought of a solution. He slapped his thigh and Conan gritted his teeth and decided-run!After making up his mind, Conan quickly turned over from the back of the sofa, because he was too flustered. Although he was very agile when he turned over the sofa, he made a mistake when he landed, and fell face down on the floor with a bang. , but Conan didn't care about the pain anymore, he got up and ran away!Although Xiaolan urged Conan to come back quickly, but Conan had already made up his mind, how could he come back just because of Xiaolan's calling?

In fact, Mu Tianyuan could tell when Conan wanted to run away. If Mu Tianyuan wanted to catch him, he would just reach out, but he was too lazy to move. Besides, Conan was about to run away, so he would catch Conan back. How inappropriate! But even though Mu Tianyuan didn't intend to arrest Conan, this didn't prevent him from giving Conan some eye drops: "Okay, Lord Lan, let him run away anyway... this guy is still alive in the end." You have to come back, and you can ask him again when he comes back. By the way, you’d better find a rope to tie him up first. If you don’t say this, you can whip him with slippers. If you whip him a few more times, this kid will definitely confess. "

I don't know how Conan fooled Xiaolan later, anyway... According to Mu Tianyuan's observation on the second day, Conan seemed to have survived this crisis, and Xiaolan seemed to be limped by Conan. Leng didn't worry about Xinyi's safety anymore, as if he had already got the answer he wanted.

Two days later, Mu Tianyuan and Xiaolan Yuanzi decided to form a team to go to the library after school, but before going, Xiaolan planned to go home and talk to Uncle Mao Li, so the three of them took a stroll Da ran to the office, where Uncle Mao Li was talking on the phone with a smile on his face when he entered the door. Mu Tianyuan poked Conan who didn't go out to harm the Quartet but was obediently accumulating the power of death at home and said: "You know what Uncle Mao Li is doing?" Who are you talking on the phone with, why do you look so happy?"

"It seems that Nimai TV is planning to invite uncle to participate in a reasoning program."

Conan gave an answer based on the conversation he had heard intermittently before, and at that moment, Uncle Mao Li also hung up the phone. Mu Tianyuan looked at Uncle Mao Li and said, "Uncle, you are going to be on TV."

"Yes."

Uncle Mao Li nodded happily. In the past, at most, he was... printed in newspapers in the form of black and white photos. Now he, the detective, finally meets his fans on TV with a vivid image. , and there are labor fees for this f*ck!What a wonderful thing!Zaifei Lu Xiao

Chapter 140 Mu Tianyuan: I, an expert!

"Congratulations, uncle,"

Mu Tianyuan congratulated Uncle Mao Li with a smile, and Yuanzi on the side also smiled and said, "Yes, Uncle, congratulations. By the way, Uncle, when you go to record the show, it's okay to take me with you."

"Of course it's no problem, just because of my face, Mori Kogoro, it's... easy!"

Although this has not yet happened, it does not prevent Uncle Maori from patting his chest to make a promise. Isn't it just a simple matter to bring a few relatives and friends? After talking about the time, Xiaolan This also brought up the matter of going to the library with Mu Tianyuan Yuanzi and the others. Uncle Mao Li naturally had no objection to this, but Conan was a little surprised at this time and said: "Brother Mu, you also want to go."

"Yeah, is there a problem?"

Mu Tianyuan glanced at Conan and asked back, why does this bastard sound so unpleasant to me? Is there anything wrong with going to the library by myself? "But isn't Brother Xiao Mu illiterate?"

The reason why Conan was so surprised by... Mu Tianyuan's going to the library was because... in his impression, Mu Tianyuan was illiterate!Well, to be precise, he doesn't know Japanese, but Mu Tianyuan went to see a woolen thread like this, can he understand? "I declare again, I can read! And I know both Chinese and English! Even because I once had an Italian girl My friend, I still know some Italian, so don't say that I don't know how to read."

Mu Tianyuan put his face in front of Conan, stared at Conan viciously and emphasized, I'll tell you again, I'm so literate!And I have recognized the characters for more than 20 years!It's just that I'm too lazy to learn Japanese! "Uh, I mean Brother Xiao Mu, can you understand?"

Conan also knew that Mu Tianyuan could read and write. Seeing Mu Tianyuan's serious 470 emphasis, he immediately shrank back and changed the way of asking.

"can not understand!"

Mu Tianyuan answered happily this time, seeing Mu Tianyuan answering without hesitation, Conan rolled his eyes silently, you can't even understand why are you still looking at paintings? When Mu Tianyuan didn't understand what he was doing in the library even though he couldn't read, he heard Mu Tianyuan say confidently: "Although I can't read books, what does that matter? I didn't go here to read books. Well, I have a purpose! I heard Mariko say that a librarian in the library is a beautiful woman, so I'm going to investigate!"

Conan: "Hehe..."

I should have thought of it earlier!With the previous experience of Yuanzi fooling the beautiful proprietress of his cake shop, Mu Tianyuan had already made an agreement with Yuanzi this time, if Yuanzi dared to fool himself this time, then Mu Tianyuan would fight with Yuanzi , but Mu Tianyuan was obviously worrying too much, Yuanzi really didn't fool him this time, the librarian is indeed a beautiful woman, so when Yuanzi Xiaolan greeted Mu Tianyuan to go back, Mu Tianyuan had successfully followed That beautiful librarian left a phone call with each other, of course, it was limited to phone calls, if you want to make further progress, Mu Tianyuan must work hard, at least you have to pass the test of the beautiful librarian's husband first ... After coming out of the library, Mu Tianyuan looked at Yuanzi helplessly and said, "Master Yuan, why didn't you tell me that she is married and the child is three months old? Why don't I just say that sister?" Why is there always a sense of motherhood and...the fragrance of milk!"

"Uh, how do I know this..."

Yuanzi replied with a little embarrassment, Yuanzi thinks that she can't be blamed for this matter, she is not familiar with that beauty either, if it is said that she is probably not as familiar as Mu Tianyuan!Mu Tianyuan curled his lips and said, "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have come, and I wasted my whole afternoon."

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Yuanzi looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "But I see that you are having a good time chatting with Miss Administrator."

"Yes, we had a good exchange on infants crying at night, coughing and milking, what is the scientific and correct method of breastfeeding, diarrhea in children, and common problems of infants and their solutions."

Mu Tianyuan replied with a blank face. Hearing Mu Tianyuan's answer, Yuanzi and Xiaolan were so overwhelmed. After standing still, they both looked at Mu Tianyuan in amazement and said, "That's all you guys talked about." ...!"

At first, they thought that Mu Tianyuan had successfully struck up a conversation, but who knew where the hell they were talking about parenting with him! "Yeah, that's all we talked about..."

Mu Tianyuan continued to nod expressionlessly... "You know all about this"

Yuanzi looked up and down, not to mention how surprised Yuanzi was at this time, he had to sigh, this guy has a wide range of knowledge!Mu Tianyuan nodded when he heard Yuanzi's words: "I, an expert!"

I said before that Mu Tianyuan's mother in his hometown is an ancestral obstetrician, and she can even be regarded as an authority on their infants and young children, so Mu Tianyuan has been idle for so many years. Children's theoretical knowledge in this area is definitely more professional than those... who have been parents, even more professional than those young nurses in the obstetrics and gynecology department!No, after finding a common topic this time, Mu Tianyuan started class, and the last one... the librarian almost called him a master, no, he was an expert!The exchange of calls is not for anything else, but for timely consultation with Mu experts when encountering problems in raising babies!After Xiaolan Yuanzi looked at each other, the corner of Xiaolan's mouth twitched and said, "I always feel a little subtle..."

Yuanzi nodded, "Yes..."

On Saturday night, parenting expert Mu Tianyuan, Teacher Mu, Xiaolan, Yuanzi and his attendant Conan came to the TV station under the leadership of Uncle Mao Li. After saying hello to the staff of this program group, Uncle Mao Li was dragged away I went to put on makeup, but Mu Tianyuan didn't want to wait here, so he went to visit the TV station. While visiting Mu Tianyuan, he whispered to the little fox: "This should be a load-bearing wall. , Just blowing up here can cause a small-scale collapse, but this is not enough to completely blow up this building."

"At this position, as long as it blows up, the stairs can be blocked."