Conan: I Know Beast Language

Then Mu Tianyuan took Xiaolan Yuanzi and ran away. Teacher Shi Qi heard Mu Tianyuan's heartbroken words from a distance: "I found out that I have fallen, and I even started to lie to my insanity. Hey..."

Shizaki teacher: "..."

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The first thousand and 410 chapters who would have thought that this is actually a stubborn eye!

Mu Tianyuan felt that he had really fallen, and now he actually started to fool a suspected psychopath. This was simply a great shame to himself, but, in order to be able to get away with it, he had to fool him!Who made this Shizaki-sensei really see the scene of Mewgirl taking off? "I said, what the hell is going on?"

After walking for a while, Mu Tianyuan looked at Xiaolan and Yuanzi curiously and asked, and after Xiaolan and Yuanzi looked at each other, Yuanzi recounted what happened that day, and after hearing the reason, Mu Tian Yuan's expression was weird, and he looked down at the Miao Hero in his arms, and then said with a serious face: "This teacher must be mentally abnormal!"

"But Shizaki-sensei wasn't like this before..."

This is the first time for Mu Tianyuan to deal with Teacher Shi Qi today because of absenteeism, but Xiaolan is different. Teacher, so Xiaolan is limited to knowing the name of Shizaki-sensei and doesn't know anything else, but from the previous limited contact, this Shizaki-sensei is actually very normal, um, it looks normal, not like a legend neuropathy.

"Then please explain why this teacher thinks that cats can fly on a broom if there is nothing wrong with it. Let alone cats, I will give you a broom and you can fly on it. Think this is reading a fairy tale!"

Mu Tianyuan's expression was very serious, he looked at Xiaolan with a look of absolute disbelief and asked back.

The question Mu Tianyuan asked was a bit too realistic. At this time, Xiaolan really couldn't answer it. Of course, what Xiaolan couldn't answer was the part about Mu Tianyuan questioning Teacher Shiqi. As for the question of whether she can fly with a broom, Xiao Lan can answer with certainty, no!But Ran really can't answer...whether Mr. Shizaki is wrong or not!After Mu Tianyuan and the others came back from a stroll around, Mu Tianyuan and the others met Teacher Shi Qi once again, and Teacher Shi Qi was squatting in front of a few cats with a look of expectation on his face. Seeing this situation, the little fox deeply He sighed deeply and said: "This kid, he was pitted by Fengye!"

A good child, but because he saw the moment when Maple Leaf took off, he became like a psychopath at this moment. If this continues, this child may have to be hospitalized in Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital for treatment! "Hey, this is troublesome..."

Mu Tianyuan sighed. In fact, he doesn't care much about... Meow Girl Takeoff being seen by others. As long as the number of the other party is wrong, they will see it. After all, no one will believe such a thing. Knowing that they couldn't believe it for a long time when they saw Mewwoman soaring into the sky, even the witch Koizumi Hongzi was in a state of doubting life and wondering if she was wrong after witnessing this miracle. A serious witch has seen this virtue. If an ordinary person sees this and tells others, will others believe it? You must know that many times the truth will not be accepted by others, because they will use: their own worldview to measure In this world, you will use your own cognition to get used to it. For example, if a person tells you that he has superpowers, then your first reaction must be-this grandson is nonsense, after all, superpowers only exist in our world In fantasy, film and television works, novels and anime, but many years of education have convinced many of us that there is no such thing as superpowers, so even if that person really has superpowers, you will only think that he is talking nonsense, joking and bullshitting.

That's why Mu Tianyuan wasn't very worried about being seen by people when Mew Woman took off. Even if someone saw it and said it, no one would believe it. What can I do? There are a lot of fake photos these days!Even if there is no problem with the photo, is there no problem with the situation in front of me? Even if someone really took a picture of Meow Girl taking off on a broom, what can happen? There are countless people who can explain it with something that seems reasonable, such as magic tricks and so on. Isn't it all an explanation? So as long as you don't get caught, Mu Tianyuan is not at all. And don't forget that Miao Nvxia is the driver of an invisible broom!People can enter the stealth mode in a second, and you can't find it if you want to track it!Moreover, Miao Nvxia doesn't have any distinctive features or logos, so even a company of agents might not be able to find it out!But Mu Tianyuan didn't think about a problem, that is, the first witness was actually a stubborn one!That's right, from Mu Tianyuan's point of view, this Mr. Shi Qi is... a stubborn person, even if he really saw it, but how many people would ignore other people's doubts, ridicule or even misunderstand it? what!Isn't this a dead-hearted person?And the key is that this desperate person told whoever she saw a cat flying on a broomstick!This is the rhythm of really wanting to go to a psychiatric hospital for recuperation! "I said, should we find a way to get this melon to get rid of this idea, at least we have to make her look like a normal person, otherwise, if she is really locked up in a mental hospital, our sin will be serious .”

The little fox looked at Mr. Shi Qi, who was looking forward to the cats, and said helplessly, she and Mu Tianyuan knew that what Mr. Shi Qi saw was true, but they would definitely not stand up to help Mr. Shizaki proved it. How can it prove that Miao Nvxia flew around to show them all the attention? Are you kidding me? Not only can they not tell the truth, but they should try their best to cover up the truth, but they also Can't really just leave it alone...

Mr. Shizaki, after all, Mr. Shizaki’s illness was picked up by Miao Nvxia. If they don’t care about Mr. Shizaki losing his job or trivial matters, I’m afraid they will have to note that he once suffered from delusions in future cases. Syndrome and other mental illnesses!If this is true, then Mr. Shizaki is really ruined. He has no grievances or enmity with them at a young age. Isn't it a bit too much to be regarded as a neuropathy? Anyway... Little fox I feel sorry for it! "Let me see and give her a psychological counseling."

Mu Tianyuan actually didn't want Teacher Shi Qi to go on like this, after all, Teacher Shi Qi is still pretty good-looking! "You will counsel when you have studied psychology"

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the little fox's expression was as if she had seen a cat flying in the sky for the first time. The little fox knew that Mu Tianyuan's studies were quite complicated, and he covered a wide range of subjects, but psychology Can Mu Tianyuan learn this thing by himself? And the key is that he has never heard Mu Tianyuan mention it before! "Must, have you forgotten my origin?"

Mu Tianyuan looked at the little fox very proudly. The little fox was stunned for a moment, and then replied: "Scout, but the current scout still has to study psychology, isn't it too difficult? Can you verify it?" "

The little fox knew that Mu Tianyuan was a scout in the past, but she really didn't expect that the scouts now have to learn psychology, especially psychology and counseling. It's too difficult to be a soldier. If you learn Not good, will you not be given graduation? "Except for... scouts!"

Mu Tianyuan looked at the little fox helplessly and said, the little fox tilted his head after thinking for a while and said, "Could it be that you mean your major in university, but I remember that your major in university has nothing to do with psychology, right?"

"I mean, I used to be in sales! To run a business, I rely on... opening my mouth, you have to know that a good salesman can sell a piece of shit to people who don't need it!"

Mu Tianyuan replied to the little fox with a very proud tone, he used to be a small expert in the company's performance, well, he has been the sales champion for several months, if it wasn't because he came here suddenly, he could still continue I will continue to be reelected, so my sales ability is very strong. As for how strong it is, let's put it this way, my...stern female boss has been fooled by me so that I will not marry!If it weren't for the fact that I found that I still have the important task of revitalizing the alpaca sect, I would have been able to discuss the meaning of life with my strict female boss!You must know that they originally made an appointment to go to the movies the next day!And it's a night show! "I have two questions,"

The little fox was silent for a while, and then said with a slightly strange gaze: "First, who needs a pile of poop, please output three 3 examples!"

Mu Tianyuan just said that a good salesman can sell a pile of poop to people who don't need it, so the little fox is really curious, who would need a pile of poop? What is the purpose of this? Will he need it? Can't he produce it himself? Then how did he live long enough to buy things! "I'm just giving an example,"

Mu Tianyuan was silent for a while, and then explained that Mu Tianyuan needed to think about the little fox issue, but now it was obvious that the little fox wouldn't give him any time to think about it, so Mu Tianyuan could only put it another way.

"Stretch out your hand, yes, stretch out your front paw, here, Chestnut, you can hold it up."

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the little fox actually took out a chestnut and threw it to Mu Tianyuan, then the little fox took out another walnut and said, "Walnuts, you're either right, I still have dates here, you either"

Mu Tianyuan looked at the chestnuts in his hand, then he tossed them into his mouth, and said calmly, "Now you can ask the second question."

Give up answering the first question by yourself, and now you can proceed to the next question!

The first thousand and 410 chapter four Hongzi students, I think I need your help "Okay,"

The little fox... did not let Mu Tianyuan actually hold a chestnut, nor did he force Mu Tianyuan to answer the first question. After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan and said: "The first question Two questions, what does sales have to do with psychology? If you're crazy, you're fooling yourself!"

"That's right,"

Unexpectedly, Mu Tianyuan simply nodded his head, and then said: "Fudge is... the key, and flickering happens to be an important subject in psychology!"

Mu Tianyuan has always believed that cheating is actually an important branch of psychology. You want others to believe you. It’s useless to just say it. You have to fight wits and courage with the other party. Only you can understand what he is thinking. , what request does he have, so you can fool him better! "You are just a family talk"

The little fox gave Mu Tianyuan a blank look, then took out a dried date and gnawed it while muttering, Mu Tianyuan replied very simply: "That's right, it's my family's opinion, but that's what I think!"

Mu Tianyuan admits that this is his family's opinion, but what's wrong with it, he just... thinks so!No, it's because of different understandings of...things, and I'm not allowed to have my own thoughts and opinions. "Okay,"

The little fox nodded, then raised his head towards Mr. Shizaki and said, "Then please start your performance! I want to see how you plan to fool her to let her get rid of this stupid idea. I don't need you to fool her into thinking that what she saw before was an illusion, as long as you can prevent her from meeting a cat in the future and asking if it can fly."

The little fox didn't intend to let Mu Tianyuan completely fool Teacher Shi Qi, as long as Teacher Shi Qi could not catch anyone and tell anyone about her bizarre experience, and more importantly, don't ask other cats when you meet a cat. Will it fly or not? "Look at mine,"

Mu Tianyuan replied confidently, and then said to Xiaolan and Yuanzi, "Come on, let's go over and see if Teacher Shiqi is still...help!"

Before Mu Tianyuan and the others walked over, they saw those cats running to Mu Tianyuan in a hurry. One of the cats meowed while running: "Boss Mu, this woman has been asking about Maple Leaf's matter!"

"Coke, you've come out to play again, aren't you afraid that your shit shovel will make Seventh Sister catch you all over the street?"

Mu Tianyuan knelt down, touched the cat's head and said with a smile, while the cat rubbed Mu Tianyuan's hand and said, "I'm just waiting for her to catch me! Because every time she comes to catch me You always bring me delicious food when I’m here! Boss Mu, you don’t even know what I live every day. I always eat cat food! Cat food! My cat food!"

"Well, now I finally understand why this stupid cat runs away from home four or five times a week..."

The little fox looked down at the cat named Coke and muttered suddenly, "The co-author ran away from home on purpose, and let his family shovel shit to find professional detectives on purpose!" "This child who stutters is hard enough..."

Mu Tianyuan patted the cat's head sympathetically, then took out a pack of small dried fish from his pocket and put it in front of the cats, and said sympathetically, "Eat, come back early after eating." Home, Seventh Sister has returned to her hometown in the past two days, so don't expect her to send you dried fish."

Mu Tianyuan knew that the owner of this cat was an old customer of Yueshui Nanatsuki, but Mu Tianyuan only found out today that this cat had designed it. Its shit-shoveling officer’s family is rich, otherwise, the sum of the money he paid each time Nanatsuki Koshimizu went out to find cats would be enough for the family to replace an unknown number of cats... Then Mu Tianyuan looked at Teacher Shi Qi and said: "Beauty, we meet again. I didn't expect you to come here again."

"Uh, hello,"

Teacher Shi Qi met Mu Tianyuan and the others again, but it was actually a little awkward. After all, the scene where he and she squatted there and asked if the cat could fly just now should have been seen again, probably. At this moment, her image is really almost crazy, she really wants to find that flying cat! "So what, Shizaki-sensei, right? Hello, I'm also a high school student. I just heard about you."

Mu Tianyuan adjusted his expression, and then Mu Tianyuan asked, "Mr. Shi Qi, are you sure you really saw a cat flying on a broom?"