Conan: I Know Beast Language

Koizumi Hongzi's answer was very concise and clear. After shouting at Mu Tianyuan, he punched Mu Tianyuan in the face. Mu Tianyuan raised his hand to block it and said with a wry smile, "I said Hongzi, Can you stop being angry?"

"You bastard, I'll kill you!"

Hongzi slapped Mu Tianyuan with the shrew punch while yelling like a shrew. The three robbers obviously didn't expect such an attack, they were all stunned, and then pointed a gun at Koizumi Hongzi The one... yelled: "Smelly woman, you..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Mu Tianyuan grabbed his hand holding the gun. With a gunshot, the bag robber fell to the ground with a scream, and then the robber who was in charge of controlling Koizumi Hongzi suddenly let out a burst of killing pigs. screaming, his eyes wide open, his hands covering his vitals: he fell to his knees... almost at the same time... the robber who was in charge of controlling Mu Tianyuan saw a red boxing glove zoom in front of his eyes, and then the robber slammed Spinning and flying out in the air.

"Tsk, it's so ruthless. Even his accomplices are beaten. This guy is actually an undercover agent."

Mu Tianyuan kicked the pistol that fell on the ground to the side, and then went to that... the bag robber who was shot down by his accomplice and kicked the pistol in front of him: "Or are you just so unpopular? Even your accomplices have betrayed you"

Mu Tianyuan would never admit that he was the one who controlled that... The muzzle of the robber's gun was transferred to the bag robber. By the way, he helped push the robber's index finger on the trigger, and finally passed the robber's hand to that... ... The bag robber came with a black gun: Yes!The police officers who were trying to negotiate with the robbers were a little confused by the situation in front of them. After looking at each other for a long time, a police officer took the lead and ran away. This situation was a bit unexpected for them. They were still thinking about how to rescue the hostages and suddenly killed three robbers!After a preliminary examination, it was not the one who was the most severely injured by the three robbers... the one who was shot, because the shot only hit his waist and thighs above the muscle group. It will be fine after a period of recuperation. The most serious thing is precisely the robber... who shot and knocked down his companion. At this moment, he has passed out. The blood flow was still surging, if it wasn't for the uncle who came, it might have been beaten... For a while, all the male police officers expressed sincere sympathy for the robber, although they did rob him A shop, but it's not impossible to get out of it, it's all right now, it's just like that when it comes out, and I can only talk about a purely platonic love in this life...

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"It's a sin, it's because I kicked too hard,"

Seeing the hopeless robber Mu Tianyuan standing with a cat in one hand and his palm in front of him with a face full of guilt, the leading police officer heard Mu Tianyuan's words and said with a complicated expression: "Mr. It is also for self-protection, belongs to, belongs to legitimate self-defense..."

They had several cars of policemen who could clearly see the situation just now, Mu Tianyuan and the others were hostages, and Mu Tianyuan's counterattack could be regarded as a legitimate defense, but, it's better to kill him directly! "After all, it's my fault,"

Mu Tianyuan sighed, and then the precious figure solemnly said: "Get rid of the root of troubles in life: in exchange for staying with me for the rest of my life as a Buddha, and attaining a golden body under the bodhi tree, the beauty is a passer-by from now on. Amitabha, this benefactor has committed a lot of sins. From then on, it is a great blessing to be troubled and have no desires or desires, good and good..."

Police officers around: "..."

Good luck!This has to be viewed from a different angle, if viewed from the angle of wanting nothing, it is true, but from the angle of a man, it is horrible!Moreover, monks here can marry wives and have children, right?Like this... so straightforward but troublesome: Yes, this, this, it can only be said that this gentleman is also worth the money!It's just that he didn't do it voluntarily... "Officer Sanshu, this person seems to be dying!"

At this moment, one of the several police officers who were busy pulling out a driving robber beside the robber's car shouted to the leading police officer.

The leading police officer ran over immediately when he heard this, and Mu Tianyuan also moved over with curiosity. After two glances at the robber who was pulled out of the car, Mu Tianyuan had a strange expression. He said to the police officer standing next to the robber: "Well, judging from the face of this benefactor, if I read correctly, he is a heart attacker. You can see if he has any medicine on him. There may be help..."

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, two police officers immediately searched for that... the robber, and soon found a bottle of medicine. The robber who had a heart attack was silent for a long time, then looked at the car that hit the utility pole, and finally muttered with a strange expression: "It's really an inspirational story to be able to rob people with a heart attack. Do you intend to impress the top ten model workers in the East and set a benchmark in the robber world..."

You said you can’t do something, you have a heart attack and come out to rob, such an exciting job, can your heart bear it? Even you are racing with the police, didn’t your doctor tell you that you can’t be emotional when you are sick? I don’t know that with your disease, you can only play on the carousel when you go to the amusement park. You’d better watch other people play on the bumper cars!Now you actually came here to rob, you see, you are sick! "Ahem,"

The police officer who took the lead by the side also had a weird expression, which became even weirder after hearing Mu Tianyuan comment that this was an inspirational story. Then, he had to admit, this is really very inspirational! "I just said why these idiots are so amateurish, they don't even know how to take hostages. You can know how many of these idiots are from choosing this... inspirational Mr. Robber as a backup..."

Mu Tianyuan looked at the inspirational robber on the ground and then at the three robbers who were arrested, and couldn't help but sighed a long time.

When the three robbers took him and Koizumi Hongzi as hostages before, Mu Tianyuan could tell that these three guys were definitely amateur fans of the three robbers. Keep a safe distance of one meter away from the hostage, you are so confident, you are not afraid of the hostage's resistance, right?And just standing upright like this, do you look down on the police snipers, or do you think there are no snipers here, so you can be unscrupulous at such a short distance, but anyone who passes the marksmanship can beat you into a colander, okay!Now look at their robber who is in charge of driving, Ma, you didn't arrange for him to have a medical examination before taking up the job!Or is this the only one in your gang who can drive!Do you take care of him!Well now, you were still able to run for a while, but you chose such a person, and you got sick while driving, and you had to abandon the car in the end. You said that you didn’t do it yourself!If you change the car, you won't be the last one to be beaten, one will be punched in the face, and the other will be shot in the back by a teammate. These are all the consequences of your improper employment, do you know! "I just thought they were more blind and more amateurish, but I didn't expect it to be like this. This has simply lowered the average IQ of the robber world..."

The little fox is also quite speechless. Originally, the little fox simply thought that these gangsters were blindly picking hostages and picked the wrong target. By the way, the amateur level is relatively outstanding. Who knew that their employment was so eclectic, so they would not consider Let's see if the heart of this friend who suffers from heart disease can withstand the fierce chase! "Perhaps they didn't expect it to happen either,"

Koizumi Hongzi was quite speechless after coming over to find out the situation. After hearing Mu Tianyuan's emotion, Koizumi Hongzi finally thought about it and gave a pertinent guess. Maybe they didn't know that their accomplice had a heart attack. , or maybe they didn't expect their accomplice to get sick halfway, in short, this should be an accident that's all.

"I always feel that it's too embarrassing to be hijacked by these three idiots. I think Officer Mumu and the others will laugh to death..."

Mu Tianyuan scratched his head and muttered, then Mu Tianyuan looked at the leading police officer beside him curiously and said, "Uncle Police Officer, it must be very easy to be a policeman here."

Mu Tianyuan has seen many murderers, robbers and the like with Conan's light, not to mention other things, he still has a plan in his back bag with a few temporary teammates who once planned and successfully robbed one billion Yen's female gangster leader, now look at the four 44s now, Mu Tianyuan suddenly thinks these four 44s are so cute... In other words, if they are in the hands of Police Officer Mumu, he will cry happily How much less...brain cells are used!I don't know why the leading police officer always felt that Mu Tianyuan seemed to look down on them when he asked this question. It seemed that it was because the four 44s made Mu Tianyuan doubt the average level of criminals here, but never mind. How to put it, the leading police officer decided not to think too much, but to answer from a practical point of view: "Ahem, the law and order here is relatively good..."

Indeed, it is quite easy for us to be a policeman here, because our law and order is relatively good here!That's right, it's just... the public security is relatively good, and this case is already the most serious vicious incident we have seen in the past ten years! "Officer, the 20 yen they took away is here."

At this moment, a police officer ran past with a handbag in his arms, and said to the lead police officer with a happy face, and Mu Tianyuan's jaw almost fell to the ground when he heard this, and said in surprise: "How much did they rob... ...20 is still Japanese yen”

What did I hear? Four 44 robbers robbed a total of 20 yen!Did I hear the wrong unit or the wrong amount!Are you sure it's not 20 dollars or 20 billion yen!Oh, 20 billion yen is unlikely, after all, that bag doesn't seem to be able to hold that much, unless it's the same as Mingbi, it's... [-] billion yen... "Uh, that's right,"

The police officer was stunned and nodded when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words. Seeing the police officer nodded, Mu Tianyuan looked at the four 44 robbers blankly, then turned his head to look at the leading police officer and asked, "They, robbery?" Is it a paid public toilet?"

20 yen did they rob the paid public toilet?At first, I thought how many things could be packed in such a big bag, and it was only 20 yen for a co-author. Why do you have such a big bag for 20 yen? Why can’t you put it in your wallet! "No, what they robbed was a convenience store..."

The lead police officer didn't know why he suddenly felt a sense of guilt. It seemed that he was quite ashamed. He didn't know why he felt ashamed, but when he faced Mu Tianyuan's question... he felt quite ashamed!The little fox was stupefied after hearing the amount of robbery by these robbers. After looking at the robbers back and forth for a long time, he said helplessly: "These four 44s are purely for fun. Bar"

20 sounds like a lot, but the unit is yen!Well, in fact, the yen is not particularly cheap, it is worth more than the Zimbabwean currency, but you are still four people who carry guns and drive cars, and finally robbed 20 yen, is it enough for you?Didn't you consider labor costs?Have you considered gas money?Have you ever... Calculated, these four people will share [-] yen each in the end!Are you worth it?Honestly going to a restaurant to wash dishes for people can earn more than this for a month!Although it is a bit tiring, it is more worry-free!Isn't it good to work hard! "It really is……"

Koizumi Hongzi is also quite speechless. She often sees a robbery in a certain place in the Eastern Capital on TV, and tens of millions of people are robbed. Then she suddenly heard a robber who robbed 20 yuan and said that the four The person is too simple! "I suddenly regretted it. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have made it difficult for them..."

Mu Tianyuan sighed deeply, such cute four 44 teasers are more difficult than him, why do they do it for them? How good it is for me to cooperate with them honestly! "Ahem, they have committed a crime after all,"

The leading police officer thinks that Mu Tianyuan's mentality is wrong. They are committing a crime, and you are acting bravely, young man. How can you give up the justice in your heart just because there are few people robbing you? Are you being too snobbish? Chapter [-] Thank you for being able to make an objective evaluation from the perspective of human nature "Okay, okay,"

Mu Tianyuan sighed, and at this time Koizumi Hongzi suddenly tugged Mu Tianyuan, Mu Tianyuan turned to look at Koizumi Hongzi with some doubts and said, "What's wrong, something is wrong"

"These robbers have been solved, so now is the time to settle the grievances between us?"

Koizumi Hongzi looked at Mu Tianyuan with a smile. Koizumi Hongzi hadn't forgotten that she and Mu Tianyuan still had a personal grudge to settle. They just joined forces because the external factors were settled. Now it's time to resolve it. Their grievances are over.

"Hongzi, didn't you punch me several times just now?"

Mu Tianyuan froze when he heard this, and then looked at Koizumi Hongzi with a helpless posture, and Koizumi Hongzi bumped his hands in boxing gloves, then smiled and said: "Just now, that was just for acting!"

Hehe, I didn't use any strength at all just now, it was just for acting, so how could it count? "Oh, woman..."

Mu Tianyuan sighed, then turned to look at the leading police officer who was looking at them curiously, and said, "Officer, please call an ambulance for me too, thank you..."

"Bastard, bastard, don't hide!"

Five minutes later, Koizumi Hongzi stared at Mu Tianyuan out of breath, and Mu Tianyuan said helplessly, "What can I do? I've already accepted the penalty, don't you blame me for not hitting?"

"You, don't hide!"

Koizumi Hongzi gritted his teeth and stared at Mu Tianyuan, I can't hit you, if you stand there obediently, can I miss you? Can I hit you who hide and hide!Are you accepting punishment? "This is my instinctive reaction! Is there any way I can control it and not fight back? It's already good!"

Mu Tianyuan's expression was very aggrieved, as for what he was thinking in his heart, only Mu Tianyuan knew! "Bastard, I'll fight with you!"

Koizumi Hongzi gritted her teeth and launched an attack again, that shrew fist was full of flaws!Obviously, although Koizumi Hongzi has learned how to use a scythe to attack at close quarters, Koizumi Hongzi knows nothing about fighting with bare hands... Well, if her crazy sword technique counts, then she has also learned... Mu Tianyuan was idling Ting Xinbu dodged and said: "The attacking intention is too obvious. Don't move too much. If you move too much, you will expose your flaws. Pay attention to follow up with your feet. Don't just rely on arm strength to exert strength. Learn to retract strength. Why do you want to use it?" Why don't you just sweep the combination of virtual reality and reality when you close your fist? Unarmed attacks don't matter...

Whether it's punches or feet, the pace is very important, no matter...

Whether to attack or dodge, you need to move flexibly!Why did you throw away your gloves?Why are you still teasing people!There are no referees!Do boxing matches still have this! "