Conan: I Know Beast Language

"Didn't I tell you a few days ago that the lady next door would give us the tickets?"

Seeing Hattori Heiji yelling loudly, Kazuha also increased the volume, and Hattori Heiji put on a dead fish when he heard this, and said, "I remember, but you were muttering before and didn't know what you were talking about." .”

Seeing that the two couples were about to quarrel again, Mu Tianyuan hurriedly acted as a peacemaker and began to persuade: "You two, this is the restaurant's attention to quality. It's a big deal, don't quarrel, don't quarrel, quarrels are always It’s not good, it’s easy to hurt feelings, so why don’t you two go out and have a fight? Listen to me now, pick up the table knife in front of you, go out and turn right 30 meters to a small alley, where you fight whatever you want, whoever wins Just listen to anyone."

Can you two pay attention? You think this is your family's kang head? This is a restaurant, a public place, what's the noise? Just count the two of you as loud, right? Don't look at who is sitting next to you, Lord Lan!Lord Lan has never been afraid of anyone with a louder voice. Believe it or not, Lord Lan's scream directly frightened the two of you to be temporarily deaf!Besides, although it is normal for couples to quarrel, this quarrel is always a matter of hurting feelings, so it is best not to quarrel if you can't quarrel. Wouldn't it be better to take out a knife to fight for life and death? This is the best...you know who will decide the outcome? In this way, I call the shots, you two go out and fight, we will support whoever wins, as for the one who loses... well , if you lose, what else can you say, the ambulance will take it away, don't worry, I have acquaintances in the hospital here in Beihu, and the operation fee will be as much as it is for my sake!He Ye: "..."

Hattori Heiji:"……"

Is this persuading a fight? It's not good to hurt our feelings, so let's go out and have a fight!And take the knife!You are afraid that the two of us will not die, right?Just when Hattori Heiji and Heiye were both looking at Mu Tianyuan speechlessly, Mu Tianyuan said to Heiye seriously: "Heiye, I support you, come on, hack Xiao Hei to death, and I will be responsible for it when the time comes." You find someone else, and promise to treat you better than Xiao Hei. If you can’t compare to Xiao Hei, well, I don’t think it’s possible. After all, anyone has to treat you better than Xiao Hei, but just to be on the safe side, I can assure you Well, if Xiao Hei's successor dares to treat you badly, I'll kill him personally, and shoot him in the head from eight hundred miles away. I guarantee that it will be clean and there will be no future troubles. At that time, you can take the inheritance and find another family. "

"Hey! You bastard!"

Hattori Heiji gritted his teeth and stared at Mu Tianyuan, I provoked you, not only encouraged my woman to kill me, but also introduced my woman to someone!Do you really think that I, Hattori Heiji, are just for nothing? Believe it or not, I will initiate a duel application with you right now, and when the time comes, I, I, I will be honored to lose! "I'm just telling you a way to resolve your differences,"

Mu Tianyuan shrugged innocently. Isn't he doing it for the sake of the couple? "Your method of resolving differences is really quack."

The little fox teased Miao Hero with his tail and praised Mu Tianyuan, and Mu Tianyuan immediately said proudly: "That's right, they are all about... a happy grievance, I just help them formulate Find the solution that works best for them.”

When the little fox was muttering to Mu Tianyuan, Hattori Heiji glared at Mu Tianyuan angrily and said, "What kind of solution is this?"

Your solution is simply...inciting others to kill!You call this a solution! "Don't pull it down, I'm still begging you, what's the matter?"

Mu Tianyuan gave Hattori Heiji a blank look, then looked at Kazuha, then at Hattori Heiji, and said, "By the way, one of you is clamoring to go to Jiashien and the other is clamoring to go to Takarazuka. Haven’t discussed it? Also, can anyone tell me whose tomb is Takarazuka? Are we just going to see it or do we need to bring a shovel? I happen to have a few good engineering shovels. I’m not bragging about you, they are definitely magic tools. The steel mouth is good and has many functions. You can use it to fry eggs when you dig out a bird’s nest in the woods, and it can also cut people when necessary. Back then, it was a good thing, you deserve it for civil engineering work!”

Mu Tianyuan said that he has convinced these two people. It is good that these two people want to take them out to play, but can we discuss this first? And look at these two people, from the two of them From the reaction after hearing the other party's answer, I knew that these two people obviously didn't discuss well. These two are even worse than the second sister Suzuki!The second sister still has a plan every time she goes out to play, but the two of them came here without reaching an agreement after a long time. Can't you come after discussing it at home!Also, Takarazuka, this sounds like the name of a tomb. Could it be that the tomb of a famous historical figure has been developed into a tourist attraction? Is there any good stuff in it? Let me dig it? If so, I will bring a shovel. Great stuff that I took a lot of trouble to get my hands on!If you don't allow digging, can you escape from the soil? In that case, the things you take out will belong to me. "Takarazuka is not a grave..."

Conan looked at Mu Tianyuan helplessly, who's grave are you planning to bring a shovel!What's the matter, you still plan to dig it for someone!There are quite a few ways for you to get money!Have you seen Captain Mojin, right?But I’m disappointed, Takarazuka is not a tomb, even if you dig out the magma, you won’t be able to find a single burial object there! "If it's not a tomb, why is it called Takarazuka?"

Mu Tianyuan was a little surprised and said, it's not the grave, what is your name Takarazuka, isn't that misleading!Do you know that this is a blow to the enthusiasm of aspiring young people! "You illiterate..."

The little fox glanced at Mu Tianyuan helplessly, and then the little fox introduced to Mu Tianyuan what exactly Takarazuka was, and at the same time, Xiaolan also helplessly introduced Treasure to himself. mound.

In the end, after the double introduction of Xiaohu and Xiaolan, and the supplementary explanations of Uncle Mouri, Conan, Heiji and Kazuha, Mu Tianyuan finally figured out whose grave this Takarazuka is, er, who is this Takarazuka? Well, after figuring this out, Mu Tianyuan immediately lost interest: "Cut, after working on it for a long time, Takarazuka is... the name of an opera and a theater. An opera is an opera. Why use the word "zuka?" I thought whose grave it was, Bai Te was so happy for a long time."

It turns out that this so-called Takarazuka is the name of an opera, but this opera seems to be very powerful, and there is a special theater for performances, the Takarazuka Opera House, and the ticket He Ye said is... the ticket for the Takarazuka Opera House, and then Go and see them perform.

Mu Tianyuan would definitely go if it was a Beijing Opera Pingju Bangzi Dagu, even if it was a drama Mu Tianyuan could go, but opera, unfortunately, Mu Tianyuan just didn't have this artistic talent!Just like he couldn't understand Yi Ji's performance, he didn't understand anything at all! "Actually, Takarazuka has another characteristic, that is, all their members are unmarried women, even if there are male roles, there will be women playing them."

Just when Mu Tianyuan was fooled by the name and lost an opportunity to explore and lost interest in Takarazuka, Uncle Mao Li suddenly said an exciting news, and Mu Tianyuan immediately became refreshed when he heard the news :"real!"

"Um,"

Uncle Mao Li nodded vigorously at Mu Tianyuan, and Mu Tianyuan, who was not interested in Takarazuka a second after seeing the uncle nodded, said very seriously at this moment: "Maybe we don't Talent, maybe our artistic attainment will not make us an artist in this life, but this does not hinder our love and pursuit of... art! So I think it is the only thing in this life to be able to go to an art sanctuary like Takarazuka to receive the influence of art Fortunately, uncle, you said what I said, right?"

The first thousand 810 eight chapters baseball?I don't understand why I want to see it!

"That's right!"

Uncle Mao Li's face was full of seriousness, his elder nephew spoke his mind, just like what his elder nephew said, they might not be able to become artists, but it's always good to accept the influence of art, right? Mu Tianyuan pointed at The uncle nodded, then turned to look at He Ye and said solemnly: "So, classmate He Ye, I support you, let's go to Takarazuka!"

Conan: "Hehehehe..."

To accept the influence of art!I have to believe it too!You are going to accept it, bah, you are harming big sister!However, to tell you the truth, I personally think that I still have artistic talent, but I have never found one-on-one tutoring from a famous teacher, but this does not hinder my pursuit and yearning for... art, so it is good to be influenced by it once in a while Yes, maybe I'll become an artist detective after I get smoked! Who would dare to laugh at me for singing out of tune by then! "Hey, as a boy, shouldn't you go to Koshien to watch a baseball game! You must know that Koshien is a holy place for baseball!"

Hattori Heiji saw Mu Tianyuan's clear-cut support and Ye went to Takarazuka, and the uncle Maori who was on the side seemed to be a little eager to try it, and then he became anxious, so Hattori Heiji began to talk to Mu Tianyuan about Jiashien, what there It is the sacred place of baseball, it is the pursuit of baseball players, how many people gathered there... the baseball elites, in short, Hattori Heiji is very good at fooling around.

"I can't play baseball, I just hit people with a baseball,"

Just when Hattori Heiji was eloquent, Mu Tianyuan was serious about Hattori Heiji who was still advocating Koshien trying to fool him. Mu Tianyuan likes football and is a true football fan. He doesn’t care about the Premier League, La Liga or Serie A every season. He can be the same as chasing series, but to say that his favorite thing is to watch women, billiards and women, beach volleyball. He likes billiards because he also likes playing billiards and watching women. The key to billiards lies in women. He researched and found that generally those who play billiards are pretty. As for watching women, beach volleyball, I can only say that he has no interest in... volleyball.

Occasionally he still plays basketball, which is a habit left by him when he was a soldier, but he can only play for fun, and he doesn't usually watch it. It's not modest to say that he doesn't know anything, he only knows how to knock the ball out with a baseball bat, and then...run after the ball, but he doesn't know how to judge winning or losing, anyway...in his opinion, as long as the ball can be hit out That's it!This can't be blamed on Mu Tianyuan. After all, the atmosphere of domestic baseball is not as good as that of the United States and Japan. It's better to let him play a glass ball or play a small leather ball with Mewgirl instead of watching baseball!And in Mu Tianyuan's opinion, the rules of baseball are too complicated. Look, in tennis, badminton, and table tennis, a point is scored if the opponent doesn't catch it. In football, basketball, billiards, hockey, and rugby, you only need to get the ball into the hole in the door frame to count it as a point. , but baseball, it's so complicated, if you can't hit it, you still have to run, and there is Mu Tianyuan who has a few bases and a few bases, and he has no idea what he is doing. If he hits the ball flying, he will win. Yuan will love this game, but in reality it is not that simple!What Hattori Heiji said was eloquent. At this moment, Hattori Heiji felt that he was simply... an orator. If he was given a tights with flags painted on him, he could give speeches and pull national bills. However, Captain Toyo— — Hattori.

It's [-]-[-] and I can fight with you for a day.

Sleep seventy.

Classmate Heiji put so much effort into this speech that Mu Tianyuan said, "I don't know how to play baseball, I only know how to hit people with a baseball" when his blood was about to boil.

He choked right away, yes, he choked, and tears were about to come out from this coughing!Is there anything more frustrating than talking about your favorite game of baseball and the other guy doesn't know anything about it? If anything, the other guy is using the baseball as a weapon to hit someone!Nima, everyone uses baseball bats as weapons, you use baseballs as weapons!Why don't you take chopsticks!And Mu Tianyuan didn't bother with Hattori Heiji, who insisted on how sacred Koshien is, but looked at Heiye with a full face and said expectantly: "Heiye, what kind of Takarazuka can you see? Don't get me wrong, I'm so Honest people are not here to visit the dressing room, I just want to better accept the art! "This, can't it"

He Ye knows, but based on her experience, it should not be possible. After all, you say it is not important or important in the background, but if you say it is heavy, it is usually important to prevent someone from harassing the actors or taking advantage of it. Spectators are not allowed to run around in the background casually. Of course, this also depends on the situation, some are not so strict.

"Well, it's okay. I have confidence in myself. It's just the backstage of a theater. It's not a problem to get in with my skills."

After Mu Tianyuan thought about it, he muttered something, and Xiao Lan immediately said nervously when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words: "Xiao Mu, don't act recklessly!"

When Mu Tianyuan said this, he believed it, he really believed it!It's easy for him to break into the backstage of a theater with his young skills, but he can't let him mess around with this matter! "I just said that casually, don't take it seriously,"

Mu Tianyuan waved his hand at Xiaolan to signal Xiaolan to rest assured, and then said to Heye: "That's right, that's right, Heye, those from Takarazuka...is the big sister pretty?"

This is also a key question. If it is beautiful, you must go and see it yourself! "Um!"

He Ye nodded immediately, well, He Ye doesn't know if they are all beautiful, but there are so many people, so there is no one good-looking one, right? "Okay, then I will go to Takarazuka with you!"

Mu Tianyuan immediately decided to go to Takarazuka. As for Jiashiyuan, whoever he likes to go to, anyway, he can't understand it, so it's more attractive to see a group of men hitting balls with sticks. Of course, the big sister is more attractive Strong! "OK!"

Kazuba glanced at Hattori Heiji proudly.

Immediately afterwards, he said to Xiaolan and Uncle Maoli: "Xiaolan, uncle, why don't you go to Takarazuka?"

"Ok!"

Uncle Maori immediately.

Nodding, and Xiaolan also nodded with a smile and said: "I am also looking forward to going to Takarazuka to watch the show."

"Etc., etc……!"