Conan: I Know Beast Language

Xiaolan thought about it for a while and finally nodded. Xiaolan never thought about...asking Yuanzi, just like what Mu Tianyuan said, Yuanzi would go to handsome guys when watching movies. I know that... the actor is the most handsome, but if you ask her what she played in the movie, this guy will definitely give you a textbook-like ignorance!And Naoko Takei is different, she prefers to watch movies, regardless of... all kinds of new movies...

Fortunately, she has to go to see it again, so she is indeed a target worthy of consultation.

Chapter 240 Uncle, it's not appropriate for you to drag me into the water, is it?

"By the way, Lord Lan, why did you suddenly remember that you want to watch a movie?"

At this time, Mu Tianyuan looked at Xiaolan curiously. Xiaolan is not... a movie fan like Takeju Naoko. Although she often goes to the movies, Yuanzi usually drags her there. Back then Xiaolan never had to think about what to watch, but today Xiaolan took the initiative to choose a movie, which really made Mu Tianyuan a little curious.

Xiaolan felt a little embarrassed when she heard Mu Tianyuan's question: "Because it will be...Xinyi's birthday in a few days, I invited him to watch the midnight show together."

"New Year's Birthday"

After Mu Tianyuan heard this, he scratched his head and looked at Xiao Lan in surprise, "That guy's birthday is so soon."

"Yeah, that's... this weekend."

Xiaolan replied with some embarrassment and expectation, Mu Tianyuan nodded when he heard Xiaolan's words, then looked at the blue sky and muttered: "Time flies so fast..."

Except... Mu Tianyuan really doesn't want to say anything else. If Mu Tianyuan remembers correctly, Kudo Shinichi's birthday should be May [-]th, but you see, they just celebrated Christmas more than three weeks ago. , Even New Year's Day and New Year's Day have not passed, and then May is here!This doesn't mean that time flies so fast, what else can I say!Xiaolan didn't know the real reason for Mu Tianyuan's emotion, she was still nodding in agreement, Mu Tianyuan looked at the muddled life with a pitiful look, Xiaolan said curiously after taking a look : "By the way, have you figured out what gift to buy for Xinyi? I know there is a place that sells chocolate-flavored dog food, why don't you go and buy two packs for Xinyi? When you go, tell me my name , there is a discounted price."

Conan, who was rubbing his shoes there, immediately glared at Mu Tianyuan viciously when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, bastard, what the hell is chocolate-flavored dog food!You suggested Xiaolan give me this for my birthday!You want to poison me, don't you know I can't eat chocolate!At that time, don't those men in black didn't kill me, but I died on chocolate!By the way, you plan to spend my birthday and anniversary with me in the future, right? I tell you that you are not as economical as you, do you know "Xiao Mu, don't be joking, Xinyi is not a dog."

Xiaolan looked at Mu Tianyuan with some helplessness and smiled, Xiao Mu is really, what kind of advice is this for, actually wanting him to buy dog ​​food for Xinyi? Could it be that he thinks Xinyi is a dog? Don't buy two dog chews for Xinyi, Conan: "..."

Xiao Lan is right, I am not a dog!Why should I be afraid of chocolate-flavored dog food! "Okay, if you say no, then it's not. By the way, are you planning to buy something?"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Xiaolan curiously, he was feeling gossip, he really wanted to know what Xiaolan chose, could it be a puppy's toy "I'm going to buy a red casual shirt for Xinyi. "

Xiaolan smiled and said her plan, Mu Tianyuan scratched her head after hearing Xiaolan's words: "Why is the red casual shirt red?"

"That's right, because the lucky colors for me and Xinyi in May are both red."

Xiaolan took out a magazine from her bag, turned to a page and replied with a smile to Mu Tianyuan, then Xiaolan pointed to that page and said, "That's why I chose red!"

After arriving at the school, it only took one recess time for the students in the class to know the story of Xiaolan planning to go on a date with Xinyi on the weekend. This is not what Mu Tianyuan said, it was Yuanzi who publicized it for Xiaolan , but to get to the bottom of it, Yuanzi heard it from Mu Tianyuan, because after Mu Tianyuan arrived at the school, when he found Yuanzi was moving around, he suddenly said something to Xiaolan, "Master Lan, although you have decided to send the new one I got a red casual shirt as a present, but have you figured out what movie to watch at midnight with Xin on the weekend?"

Just such a sentence betrayed Xiaolan before she could react, and Yuanzi who heard the news chased Xiaolan for a while: After the gossip, after class, she helped Xiaolan spread it out, and in the end Xiaolan didn't like it. I always thought that the culprit was Yuanzi... After school, Mu Tianyuan planned to go to the convenience store after returning to Meow Woman, but when he passed by Uncle Mao Li's office, he asked Uncle Mao Li to give it to the office. , and then Uncle Mao Li looked at Mu Tianyuan mysteriously and said, "Xiao Mu, that kid at Kudo's house is going to celebrate his birthday this weekend."

"I know."

Mu Tianyuan moved away, and Uncle Mao Li looked around and said furtively: "Then do you know that Xiaolan is going to watch a midnight TV show with that kid?"

"I know this. It has been spread all over the Internet. It seems that Lord Lan asked that kid Xinyi to watch the legend that he strangled you with a red thread. The name should be a horror movie or a suspense movie."

Mu Tianyuan nodded humbly and then whispered to Uncle Mao Li, the little fox squatting on Mu Tianyuan's shoulder rolled his eyes and said: "That's not a legend about strangling you with a red thread, it's a red thread legend ! It’s not a horror movie or a suspense movie, it’s a romance movie!”

How on earth does this guy remember? With a good name, this guy can remember it like this! "Romance movies are boring then,"

Mu Tianyuan curled his lips and muttered, "I never watch romance movies without action."

Little Fox:"……"

Uncle Mao Li is not interested in...what kind of movie it is. What he cares about now is another thing, which is that his precious daughter is going to watch a midnight movie with a pig named Xinyi!So Uncle Mao Li looked at Mu Tianyuan in a low voice and said, "Xiao Mu, I'm very worried now, you have to know what it's like for young boys and girls to spend the night in a dim movie theater? What if something happens?"

As a daughter-in-law, how can Uncle Maori put his precious daughter in danger? What if that boy Xinyi becomes so beastly and touches his precious daughter! "Well, uncle, what you said makes sense, but it's really not plausible,"

Although Mu Tianyuan knew that it was impossible to go to the washing machine, he still nodded in sympathy. You must know that he is an experienced person!So as soon as Uncle Maori finished speaking, he understood that a dark movie theater is definitely a good opportunity to take advantage, especially when watching horror movies!This guy still firmly believes that it is a horror movie... After understanding Uncle Mao Li's worries, Mu Tianyuan looked at Uncle Mao Li with a serious face and said, "Uncle, why don't we blow up the movie theater?" "

Uncle Maori: "..."

Although I also want to prevent Xiaolan from going to the movies with Xinyi, but if you want to be so extreme, you will blow up and lose your mind!Your idea is really too dangerous, you know that!Also, more importantly, where can I get explosives!Are we going to make black powder ourselves?But the power of the black powder is not enough... Ah, how much does it take to directly blow up a movie theater? After watching Mu Tianyuan speechlessly for a long time, Uncle Mao Li sighed deeply: "I didn't want to blow up the movie theater... ..."

"Then what are you going to do"

Mu Tianyuan was just joking when he proposed to blow up the movie theater. He wasn’t a Hao Zhanzi who went anywhere to blow up the movie. : Uncle Maori replied, he held his chin and thought for a while, "Why don't you go and follow them, uncle? If that kid Shinichi dares to do anything wrong, you can kill him like that. Don't give me face. It’s fine if you beat him to death, I won’t hold you accountable!”

"Why do I hear you say that as if that guy is your son?"

The little fox tilted his head when he heard that Mu Tianyuan had put Kudo Shinichi out so boldly, and then looked at Mu Tianyuan and asked helplessly, no matter how he thought about it, the little fox felt that there was something wrong here! "I won't admit it,"

Mu Tianyuan replied in a serious tone, and then said: "If you have to... ask, I can only say that the elder brother is like a father, and I am inconvenient to disclose the rest."

Uncle Mao Li didn't care at all about the relationship between Xinyi and Mu Tianyuan. At this time, after hearing Mu Tianyuan's suggestion, he nodded seriously and said, "I thought so too, so, Xiao Mu Then you go with me!"

This is the purpose of Uncle Mao Li looking for Mu Tianyuan, he wants to pull Mu Tianyuan into the water with him! "I!"

Mu Tianyuan pointed to his nose in surprise, why did this good Uncle Mao Li get involved with him? Immediately, Mu Tianyuan looked at Uncle Mao Li with a serious face and said: "Uncle Mao Li, I believe in Xinyi's character, Even if Xinyi's character is not trustworthy, I still believe in Lord Lan's skill, if that kid really wants to make a move, Lord Lan can beat him out of shit in minutes!"

It's not that Mu Tianyuan is not righteous, it's really late at night that he doesn't want to go and stay up late to watch some movies eh!What's more, before he went out today, he had just made an appointment with someone to meet at Mihua Hotel on the weekend night! "That won't work, if I don't look at it, I won't worry."

Uncle Mao Li didn't care why Mu Tianyuan changed his words again. Instead, he looked at Mu Tianyuan with a serious face. Mu Tianyuan scratched his head and said, "If that's the case, you can go by yourself, Uncle Mao Li, my follower How can your camouflage ability be compared with you, who has experienced many battles? If you take me with you, you will be easily exposed!"

Mu Tianyuan still doesn't want to go, after all, being a man who keeps his promises, breaking an appointment is not... what he likes to do, especially letting a beautiful woman with big breasts dove!What's more, Mu Tianyuan also knew that Xinyi would definitely not go there!So they went in vain!It's not worth giving up a big-breasted beauty for a date that Lan Ye is destined to be put on the pigeons! [Thanks: 100 points from Zhishouzhetian respectively]

Chapter 240 IX Happy?Happy yarn!

"It doesn't matter if your tracking skills are poor, just practice more."

Although Mu Tianyuan knew that Lord Lan was destined to be released by Xinyi, Uncle Mao Li didn't know. At this moment, Uncle Mao Li was still determined to take Mu Tianyuan to the cinema to monitor Xinyi, even if Mu Tianyuan said His poor tracking skills would expose Uncle Mao Li, but the uncle still didn't intend to just give up and pull Mu Tianyuan into the water. He patted Mu Tianyuan on the shoulder and Uncle Mao Li continued to encourage him.

Seeing Uncle Mao Li's posture of relying on Mu Tianyuan, the little fox gloated a little and said, "Congratulations, imagine that two big men, and one of them is a middle-aged wretched old man. Romance movie, tsk tsk, the picture is so beautiful!"

It's normal for a man and a woman to watch a romance movie, but if two men go to watch a romance movie, it's a bit of a beauty!Mu Tianyuan hadn't thought about it so much before, but after hearing what the little fox said, Mu Tianyuan thought about it and just... shivered, how beautiful this is, it's just...a bit beautiful It's unacceptable, okay!Immediately, Mu Tianyuan saw that he had made up a reason but was still unable to be persuaded. Uncle Mao Li looked at Uncle Mao Li helplessly and asked, "Uncle, why do you have to... pull me along?"

Mu Tianyuan really didn't want to go. First of all, he made an appointment with someone, so he was embarrassed to break the appointment. Secondly, just like what the little fox said, the picture is so beautiful!Now Mu Tianyuan is puzzled, what is Uncle Mao Li so persistent about taking him with him? Can he go alone? Could it be that Uncle Mao Li is afraid of finding a place to get lost? Or Uncle Mao Li has never been there before. After going to the cinema, he has to be led by someone when he goes back for the first time. If you don’t know the place, you can follow Lord Lan and you will be there. If you don’t know the situation when you go back, you can ask the staff of the cinema, and they will guide you!You keep dragging me like what's going on "Well,"

Uncle Mao Li pondered for a while when he heard Mu Tianyuan's question, and said, "Let me tell you the truth, first, I'm afraid that the movie will be too boring and I'll fall asleep watching it, and I'll have to rely on you to watch it." Second, you can go with us to help cover, if Xiaolan finds out, it can be said that the two of us are also going to the movies."