Conan: I Know Beast Language
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In the evening of the next day, Mu Tianyuan ran to Mao Li's house again brazenly to save money. While waiting for the meal, Mu Tianyuan casually asked about Uncle Mao Li's wedding, but he didn't expect to get it from Uncle Mao Li. Knowing that the wedding they were going to attend was unfortunately late because they encountered a bomb attack on the Shinkansen. A woman spent [-] million yen to buy some inside information about gold, but the person who gave her the news The service of the two was quite considerate. The so-called news to the woman was a box of bomb tickets that could send the woman straight to heaven. It was also thanks to Conan kicking the box in an emergency and making the ticket a wonderful one outside the car. Fireworks, otherwise, not only would that woman have to go to heaven to live a carefree life, it is estimated that many people would have to follow her to enjoy happiness.
Of course, it was Xiaolan who credited Conan for the rest of the credit, and Uncle Maori didn't bother to mention Conan's stealing the limelight!
Mu Tianyuan really wanted to tell Uncle Mao Li that you would not be late if you didn't bring Conan, you know? !Anyway, Mu Tianyuan firmly believed that as long as something happened, it would be right to let Conan take the blame!
Of course, this is just thinking about it. He can't really tell Uncle Mao Li, but this does not prevent him from using the dedicated line to complain to the little fox. Then Mu Tianyuan murmured to her in a proud tone: "Look, let me tell you, as long as Conan is around, nothing good will happen. You didn't believe it before, but do you believe it now?"
"I believe it 80.00%..." The little fox nodded silently. Now the little fox gradually began to believe that Conan, who Mu Tianyuan once told her, was a god of death. There are so many things!
A few days later, after school that day, Mu Tianyuan took the little fox and Xiaolan Yuanzi together and walked towards home. While walking, Mu Tianyuan suddenly remembered something, so He took out his schoolbag and said, "By the way, I suddenly remembered that I still have some chocolates here. Come, eat some chocolates."
After distributing the chocolate to Xiaolan Yuanzi, Yuanzi suddenly winked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Xiao Mu..."
"Your rippling face is your face cramp?" Mu Tianyuan was feeding the little fox while eating chocolate by himself, when he heard Yuanzi call him, when he looked up, he saw Yuanzi making faces at him, and immediately Mu Tianyuan rolled his eyes and asked, just looking at Yuanzi's expression, Mu Tianyuan knew that there must be something good about this guy!
"What?" Yuanzi immediately rolled his eyes when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, then looked at Mu Tianyuan with a gossiping face and said, "I have something to ask you!"
"What?" Mu Tianyuan looked at Yuanzi curiously while eating, and saw Yuanzi chuckle, then winked and said gossipingly, "Where did your chocolate come from?"
"This?" Mu Tianyuan was stunned for a moment, and then said with a puzzled expression: "I found it in my desk, I don't know who stuffed it, I don't think anyone has come to take it back, so I ate it. , what's the problem?"
"Sure enough!" Yuanzi clenched a fist with one hand and hammered the palm of the other hand, and then Yuanzi looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Do you know what these chocolates mean?"
"What else can chocolate mean?" Mu Tianyuan was taken aback by Yuanzi's question, and then looked at Yuanzi who was also confused after glancing at Xiaolan who was also confused. Yuanzi asked, but Yuanzi didn't answer directly. Instead, he asked, "Is there nothing else besides chocolate?"
When he said this, Yuanzi's eyes began to shine with a dazzling light, and based on Mu Tianyuan's experience, this kind of light is called gossip!
Chapter 31 and more!It's Valentine's Day? !
"Others? What else is there? Do you still expect half a catty of poison in the chocolate or you can eat one and get another box?" Although Mu Tianyuan saw the gossip on Yuanzi's face, he still couldn't understand why Will Yuanzi gossip about whether there are other chocolates, so he immediately rolled his eyes and gave Yuanzi a look and replied, and then Mu Tianyuan said without waiting for Yuanzi to say: "Okay, Yuanzi, if you have anything, just ask." Tell me straight, as long as you tell me straight, I will consider being your brother-in-law!"
Mu Tianyuan felt that there must be something wrong here, otherwise Yuanzi wouldn't be such a gossip!
"Did you know?" Yuanzi ignored Mu Tianyuan's consideration of being her brother-in-law, but coughed twice and looked at Mu Tianyuan mysteriously, "Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and this is the happiest day of the year." It's an important holiday, girls will give chocolates to boys they like on Valentine's Day! Obviously the chocolate you received is...hehehe..."
"Oh, that means I let someone confess? But isn't it Valentine's Day tomorrow? Could it be possible to send chocolates earlier this Valentine's Day?" Mu Tianyuan continued to eat chocolates after he figured out what was going on. While asking with some doubts, Mu Tianyuan, who was calm at first, suddenly sprayed in the next second, and stared at Yuanzi and said loudly: "Wait a minute! What did you just say?!"
"Didn't you understand that this is a girl confessing to you!" At first, seeing Mu Tianyuan Yuanzi with a calm face, he thought it was funny, but when he saw Mu Tianyuan's surprised expression now, Yuanzi immediately frowned. Happy, right, right, this kind of reaction is correct!
Then Yuanzi said again: "As for why I sent you early, don't forget that Valentine's Day is the weekend, and we don't have classes, of course we have to send it early!"
"No! I mean you just told me that Valentine's Day will be celebrated tomorrow?!" Mu Tianyuan is not interested in such issues as being confessed and why he gave himself chocolates in advance!He was excited because it was Valentine's Day!This is so obvious that not long ago, it was still a time when summer was gradually entering autumn, okay!How the hell is it Valentine's Day in the blink of an eye?How did you live this year? !Is this because I have been sleeping for several months, or is Valentine's Day not on February [-]th in Japan?
"That's right!" Yuanzi nodded vigorously, then looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "You didn't pay attention to the date at all, did you?"
"Hehe, yes, I didn't pay attention at all. If it wasn't for what you said, I still haven't realized it..." Mu Tianyuan replied with a twitch of his mouth. It's not that he didn't pay attention, he obviously watched TV before The time on the news is still at the end of October, well, if it weren't for Yuanzi, he would know that tomorrow is Valentine's Day!
Then Mu Tianyuan used the dedicated line to ask Chocho, the little fox who was scared off by hearing Yuanzi's words: "Do you think this time is passing normally..."
"Obviously, if this is considered normal, I'll eat the calendar!" The little fox was no less shocked than Li Junyang, and she was also there at this time in shock at how she was going through the day!
At this time, Mu Tianyuan looked at Yuanzi and Xiaolan and asked with a strange expression: "Then what, let me ask, do you think this date is right?"
"What's wrong?" After Yuanzi and Xiaolan heard Mu Tianyuan's question, they all looked at Mu Tianyuan in puzzlement. Seeing the expressions of these two people, Mu Tianyuan immediately twitched the corners of his mouth, and then posed He waved his hand and said, "No, it's nothing..."
Damn, these are two stupid NPCs!Or in other words, except for myself and the little fox, they are all a group of stupid NPCs!
Yuanzi Xiaolan saw that Mu Tianyuan's affection was not quite right, and immediately looked at Mu Tianyuan with some concern, and then Xiaolan asked: "Xiao Mu, are you right?"
"It's okay, I'm just lamenting how time flies, how fast the years go..." What else could Mu Tianyuan say?Look at the appearance of Xiaolan Yuanzi and the two of them, what can he say?Is it wrong to tell them the date?Just looking at the two of them's usual expressions, Mu Tianyuan felt that even if he said anything, he would be cared for by the two of them as crazy!
However, after struggling with this for a few seconds, Mu Tianyuan suddenly thought about it. The time in this damn Conan world is not in the traditional linear shape. Don’t say anything else, think about the Conan I watched before. It has been 20 years, and many people have watched it since they were young, and then they watched it with their children. If it was found normally, Xiaolan would have become a mother long ago, but she is still a sophomore in high school, and Conan is still a child after 20 years Primary school students are known as Wannian primary school students!Is there any problem with this fucking timeline confusion?
Well, it can't be said that there is no problem, at least Mu Tianyuan doesn't know how to judge the date...
Thinking of this, Mu Tianyuan silently said to the little fox on the special line: "I have decided, I will throw away that broken calendar of our family when I get home!"
The little fox nodded vigorously: "I agree! It's useless to keep that shit!"
And just after Mu Tianyuan and the little fox unanimously decided that Zeng Jin would never use the calendar again, Yuanzi looked at Mu Tianyuan with a gossipy face and said, "Xiao Mu, do you know who gave you this chocolate?"
"Where would I know?" Mu Tianyuan replied with blank eyes, and then Mu Tianyuan looked at Yuanzi and said, "Hey, I said that Yuanzi's chocolate was not given by you, right? If so, I will return it to you right now." , As for what you eat, I'll spit it out to you right now! If you really can't spit it out, wait for me to return it to you in a day."
"Bastard! What do you mean?!" Although Yuanzi didn't have any thoughts of friendship with Mu Tianyuan, she still blew up when she heard Mu Tianyuan's words...
Xiaolan looked at Mu Tianyuan with some dumbfounding while pulling Yuanzi who was about to die with Mu Tianyuan, and said, "Xiao Mu, you really..."
This guy's words are a bit too cruel, he deserves to be single!
"Okay, okay, just kidding, Master Yuan, don't take it seriously." Mu Tianyuan smiled and patted Yuanzi's shoulder, then looked at Yuanzi curiously and said, "Yuanzi, do you know who gave this to me?"
"I don't know." Yuanzi gave Mu Tianyuan a white look angrily, but the gossip in her heart overcame her anger in the next second, and Yuanzi said with some distress: "Really, even if this person can't give chocolates in person, she still has to keep it." Let's name it, otherwise, how will Xiao Mu reply to her?"
"Well, I'm still thinking about giving her a hotel room card as a gift on Valentine's Day." Mu Tianyuan shrugged while eating chocolate.
Yuanzi Xiaolan: "..." Your return gift is so unique!You said that if the girl who gave you the chocolate heard that you planned to give her such a unique gift in return, wouldn't she rush to grab the chocolate and spit at you?
After a speechless glance at Li Junyang, Xiao Lan said dumbfoundedly: "Xiao Mu, can you stop making such a joke? If others hear it, they will misunderstand you as a hooligan."
Xiaolan knew that Mu Tianyuan just had no sex on his lips, but this outsider didn't know, it was because there was no one else here, otherwise Mu Tianyuan would definitely be misunderstood again.
"Misunderstanding is misunderstanding, I don't care if they die or not." Mu Tianyuan shook his head indifferently and replied, he doesn't care what others think, anyway, he lives his own life, so what can we expect from them?
After being silent for a long time, Yuanzi pretended to look at Mu Tianyuan with contempt and said, "What's the misunderstanding, you are a hooligan who can come up with such a nasty return gift!"
Afterwards, Yuanzi acted in an exaggerated manner: "Oh my God, how could I have such a nasty friend? No, I want to stay away from you! I'll save myself from imitating you!"
"Tch, do you still need me to teach you how to be bad? Besides, I'm only responsible for the relationship, okay? Those who don't want to have sex with each other are just playing hooligans!" The chocolate sent by the celebrity replied while rolling his eyes, and Yuanzi immediately said with contempt: "You are tarnishing the beautiful love!"
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