Conan: I Know Beast Language

Then the only possible candidate is Uncle Mao Li, could it be said that Uncle Mao Li beat himself up! "Xiao Mu, Conan is still a child, how can you teach him to drink? Xiao Lan, who was on the side, replied dissatisfied when she heard that Mu Tianyuan wanted to drag Conan to drink.

Mu Tianyuan spread his hands and said, "Lan, don't wrong me, I didn't teach him, and this guy doesn't know where he learned it, but I definitely didn't teach him!"

This Lord Lan can't be wronged, it has absolutely nothing to do with me!Besides, even if I teach Conan to drink, I will only feed Conan with industrial alcohol, how can I be willing to use Lao Bai to do it!You must know that Laobaigan is nothing in China, but it is imported here, okay? A bottle of Laobaigan is enough to exchange for a barrel of high-quality industrial alcohol, okay?Then Mu Tianyuan was surprised when he found out that Conan blew a whole bottle of Lao Baigan by himself yesterday, looked at Conan and sighed loudly: "Conan, you can drink, the first time you drank such a bottle, you actually drank it today You can still go to school with a drunken fist? You must know that Uncle Mao Li won’t be able to get up the next day, you are more promising than Uncle Mao Li.”

Uncle Maori doesn’t care if he likes what’s in the cup, so he can drink some, but Uncle Maori’s alcohol capacity is really not good, he can’t find his way after a few bottles of beer, but Conan just drank a bottle at once and the next day He can still go to school, which is much better than Uncle Mao Li. If it were Uncle Mao Li, Mu Tianyuan optimistically estimated that Uncle Mao Li would have to lie at home for at least two days, and maybe he would have to go to the hospital for gastric lavage!Conan: "Hehe..."

Don't compare Uncle Maori with me, I'm much better than him, okay!Also, you think I am so happy to drink!If it wasn't for changing back to the prototype, what the hell would I do!At this moment, Conan's little friends, gluttonous chubby Genta, precocious loli Ayumi, and lewd boy Mitsuhiko came over energetically with small schoolbags on their backs, and said hello to Mu Tianyuan and Xiaolan Afterwards, the dead people took Conan and ran towards their territory. After watching the little drunkard Conan wander off with his friends, Mu Tianyuan looked at Xiaolan seriously and said: "Master Lan, I think you have to educate Conan well. Although Conan is smart, it is easier for him to take a different path because of his smartness. He is now at an age where everything is new. The big sister who can’t afford clothes is interested, and now he’s interested in wine again. After that, will he have to learn to smoke? It’s okay to like big sister who smokes and drinks, but what if he is dealing with...some forbidden If you are interested in special drugs, will this child become an addict at a young age? You must know that you can’t touch that kind of thing, and once you get involved, it will be difficult to quit.”

"Tsk tsk, look at the top corner of Xiaojiaolan's head: it's standing up again."

The little fox lay on Mu Tianyuan's shoulder and looked at the sharp horn on Xiaolan's head with great interest. The little fox was very interested in... the horn on Xiaolan's head. How did this little horned orchid do it? Yes, why does she always have a sharp horn on her head that is uncomfortable with the status quo and wants to pierce the sky? And according to the little fox, this is not such an ingenious hairstyle specially made by Xiaojiaolan, it seems to be born with it!Because the little fox looked at the photo album when I was bored at Xiaojiaolan's house before, and Xiaojiaolan, who was still very young at that time, had such a horn on his head!And after washing the hair, there is still such a corner!I know what a dull hair is, but this role is the only one for Xiaojiaolan!Hearing the little fox's words, Mu Tianyuan sized him up and couldn't help but sing: "I have horns on my head, and Conan is behind me..."

"Just by singing this song to you, I know that you are a serious uncle born in the [-]s!"

The little fox flicked his tail and replied with a serious face, this song really reveals his age, because the average post-[-]s may not know it!Mu Tianyuan: "Uh..."

Xiaolan couldn't care about what Mu Tianyuan sang at this time, Xiaolan was already frightened by Mu Tianyuan's forward-looking foresight at this time, Xiaolan looked at Mu Tianyuan worriedly and said: "Xiao Mu, what should you say?" What should I do"

Mu Tianyuan discussed the child's education with Xiaolan with a serious face: "If you want me to say that you should establish the correct three views for Conan now, let him know what to do and what not to do, even if Conan will not change. Addicts, imagine the days when there is another little alcoholic in your family in the future. Originally, a Maori uncle is enough for you to keep busy. If you add Conan who gets drunk every now and then, do you still have this day... When the law passes, you might as well go to Aunt Eri's."

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's description of the horn on the top of Lan Ye's head in the future: it's almost ninety degrees straight, what Mu Tianyuan said is right, it's enough to have a father in my family who drinks every now and then regardless of whether it's east or west Let yourself worry about it, there is one more Conan who has never fought in his own life!At this time, Mu Tianyuan patted Xiaolan on the shoulder and said seriously: "Let me tell you, you are too kind to Conan, and you are a little doting on the good ones. Although Conan is smart, he is still a child, and he is too doting on children. On the contrary, it is not good for the child's growth, not to mention that Conan is still a bad boy! Let me tell you, for... a bad boy like Conan, you should beat him, beat him hard, and ignore him every now and then...

Beat up if you have nothing to do, even when it’s windy or rainy. As the old saying goes, when it’s cloudy, the older kids are free too. You should treat Conan as an activity that integrates entertainment, leisure and fitness. I guess If you beat him up for a month, Conan will be absolutely obedient.

Of course, don't use too much force, as long as you have violated the rules since childhood, if you use too much force, Conan can slap you to death. "

Mu Tianyuan felt that he was too merciful, at least...he knew how to ask Lan Ye to hold back his strength, if he was more cruel and told Lan Ye to beat her to death, Conan would definitely do it once It must be cold!

Chapter 280 Four: As long as you kill Conan, you will definitely benefit immeasurably!

"Isn't it a little bad to hit him..."

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's simple and rude methods, Xiaolan immediately became pea-eyed. For some reason, Xiaolan had a feeling that Mu Tianyuan might actually be planning to kill someone with a knife! "What's wrong with that boy Conan, do you think he's good at it? Look at the things about him watching adult magazines and videos. Do you think he's young? But didn't he go to watch it every now and then? You know he was at that time. What do you mean, he has no money to buy it, so he is not allowed to see it? Do you think this child can be saved?"

Mu Tianyuan was very angry and reported Conan's actions to Xiaolan, and then Mu Tianyuan continued: "Besides, Conan always likes to run around, how many times have you told him that he didn't agree that time?" It's fine, and then it disappears when you turn your head around. Also, this kid always likes to make trouble when the adults are busy with business. You said it a lot, but the effect is that every time the kid doesn't need 30 seconds to make trouble again. Let’s start making trouble, okay! So I said you should beat him, beat him hard, twice if you fail once, three times if you fail twice, and kill him if you fail three times, let’s see if he can have a long memory!”

Then Mu Tianyuan was still staring at the horns on Xiaolan's head intently: "Hey, do you think I'm doing a good deed?" The little fox said, "Will the picture become bigger if it breaks five!"

"Forget it, if you can beat Conan to death, you will have great merit."

The little fox stared at Xiaolan curiously and nodded seriously. Conan is a disaster, the god of death!There is no doubt about this, how many people would have died if Conan had died!This is simply boundless merit, isn't it!It is estimated that although the merit is not as good as Nu Wa's mending the sky, it must be at the level of Dayu's water control. Maybe Mu Tianyuan can not only expand the memory of the Shanhe Sheji map by virtue of his merit, but also directly become a god!And at this moment, Yuanzi ran away bouncing around, and after greeting Mu Tianyuan and Xiaolan, Yuanzi asked curiously, "What are you talking about?"

Mu Tianyuan immediately replied: "We are talking about Conan's education. My opinion is to beat him hard. If you beat him a few times a day, Conan will be very well-behaved in the future, but Lord Lan is hesitating here."

"There's no need to hesitate, Xiao Lan, Xiao Mu is right, that little brat Conan will have to beat him hard, and he must not be polite!"

It is very rare for Yuanzi and Mu Tianyuan to agree on the point of pitting Conan. I heard that Mu Tianyuan suggested that Xiaolan agree with... Conan after the stick education method. At that time, Yuanzi didn't...hesitantly began to encourage Xiaolan from the side. There is no reason to hesitate to slash him, slash him hard, it is best to beat him ten times or eight times a day. !Conan, who was walking towards the school with his little friend while doing drunken fists, suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and then sneezed heavily. After that, Conan looked around vigilantly. When Conan sneezed suddenly, he couldn't help but said with concern: "Conan, do you have a cold and haven't recovered yet? Your face is ugly."

Conan: "I'm fine..."

Hehe, I'm just hungover, and the sneezing just now was not because of a cold, it was because I always felt that there was a troublesome person who seemed to be hurting: my king!On the other side, although Mu Tianyuan and Yuanzi kept encouraging Xiaolan, Xiaolan still hesitated there. She always felt that educating children should not be too simple and rough, and at this moment, the little fox really couldn't bear it. I couldn't stop, jumped onto Xiaolan's shoulder with a whoosh, and then climbed onto Xiaolan's head. While fiddled with Xiaolan's horn with her claws, she muttered: "No, I'm really curious, what is the horn like? What's going on, what's going on!"

"Uh, what is the little fox doing?"

Mu Tianyuan knew about the little fox, but Xiaolan herself didn't know. Xiaolan was quite confused by the little fox's actions at this time, and while letting the little fox pick her horns, she looked at Mu Tianyuan in a daze and asked, Before Mu Tianyuan could explain, Yuanzi said very seriously from the side: "The reason for this is very simple, well, you are so used to Little Fox Conan that you can't stand it anymore."

"Eh"

Xiaolan was taken aback when she heard Yuanzi, and then said with a smile, "Don't talk nonsense, Yuanzi, although the little fox is smart, he doesn't understand this... right?"

The little fox was pulling the horns on Xiaolan's head: while silently muttering to tell you that I don't understand, let me tell you, I am not an ordinary fox!Not to mention anything else, if you break five in the exam, I can do [-] points in the exam questions, okay!At this time, Mu Tianyuan hugged the little fox from Xiaolan's head and explained helplessly: "Actually, she is curious about the horn on your head, and she thinks you are amazing."

In fact, it wasn't just the little fox who was curious, Mu Tianyuan was also very curious, but he didn't dare to move, he was afraid that Xiaolan would use his horns to: hit him! "This is Xiaolan's specialty!"

Yuanzi replied while putting Xiaolan's shoulders, this is Xiaolan's symbol, there is no horn on this head: Xiaolan is still Xiaolan!After school in the afternoon, Mu Tianyuan was planning to go for a drive with the little fox mew girl and buy something by the way. He happened to meet Xiaolan when he passed by the Maori Detective Agency. After saying hello to Xiaolan, Mu Tianyuan Yuan patted his forehead and said: "By the way, Lord Lan, I met Conan just now. Conan said that he was going to the library with his friends to make study notes or something. He said that he seemed to be able to come back later. Let me Let me tell you."

"Did you go to the library? I thought he ran away after school, and I just wanted to find him."

Xiao Lan nodded when she heard the news brought by Mu Tianyuan, and Mu Tianyuan asked curiously, "Why are you looking for him?"

"Well... I really don't think Conan can be allowed to go on like this..."

After thinking about it for a day, Xiaolan still doesn't accept Mutianyuanyuanzi's education method of cleaning up Conan when he has nothing to do, but this also decides to strengthen the supervision of... Conan, Xiaolan has no objection to Conan's after school Go out to play, but at least you have to go home and report to yourself where he is going, so that you can catch him at any time.

"Well, I'll just pass by the library later, or I'll help you tell him to come back earlier"

Although Mu Tianyuan was a bit disappointed that the plan was not completely successful, but now at any rate, Xiaolan also planned to take strict care of Conan. Good news for home not out in the wild.

Xiaolan nodded when she heard that Mu Tianyuan was on the way. Xiaolan thought that it would be good for someone to convey it to her. Conan, please wait: I went crazy when I came out of the library. After a few words of haha, Mu Tianyuan came to the Mihua Library by bicycle. After parking the car, Mu Tianyuan hugged the little fox and Miao Nvxia while looking puzzled at the parked police lane: "By the way, what's the matter here? Why is there still a police car?"

Could it be that the police uncles in the Metropolitan Police Department are so eager to learn now? They all went to the library to study together. "Maybe it's because Conan was here and someone died here."

The little fox glanced at it and replied calmly, now the little fox is used to it, as long as there are police cars and corpses in the place where Conan is, it is normal.

"It doesn't look like it. If there are dead people here, the scene should be blocked."

Mu Tianyuan wanted to nod at first, but after looking at it, he found that it didn't look alike. If it was a dead person, the first thing the police did when they came was to cordon off the scene... But apart from... listening to two police cars... Nothing happened, and if it was a real death, the police car would not be able to say that, at least the forensic class and the scene... there were quite a few people who searched for evidence, did they want to pick up the two cars on the roof? After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the fox took a look and said, "Well, it really doesn't look like a dead person."

There are people coming and going here, if this is a dead person, how could the police let these people come and go here like a vegetable market!While talking about this, Mu Tianyuan walked into the library with Little Fox and Miao Nvxia. As soon as he entered the door, Mu Tianyuan saw Police Officer Mumu talking to a middle-aged man with a zombie face. The Conan he was looking for was squatting aside with his little friends at this time. The little fox looked at Conan twice and then aimed at the middle-aged man who was talking to Police Officer Meguro: "This People look quite... unique!"

"Yeah, it looks like a zombie, so I suddenly have the urge to grow peas."

After looking at the middle-aged man twice, Mu Tianyuan muttered, Mu Tianyuan is not a person who judges people by their appearance, but to be honest, this man does look a bit special, anyway... If you meet this man Mu Tian at night Yuan estimated that his first reaction would be to beat him down without... hesitation!While talking to the little fox about Mu Tianyuan, he came to Conan and the others, reached out and patted the dog's head who was afraid of Conan, and said, "Conan, your sister Xiaolan is calling you to go home for dinner."

"Hey, little brother Mu, why are you here?"

Conan was taken aback by the sudden attack. After turning his head and saw that it was Mu Tianyuan, Conan was shocked. It was unbelievable to see Mu Tianyuan in the library, because this guy is not Literate!Isn't it amazing that an illiterate ran into the library? "Didn't I tell you that your sister Xiaolan called you home for dinner, and I happened to be passing by here, so I came here to tell you for her."