Conan: I Know Beast Language

After running for a long time in the car rented by Uncle Mao Li, Mu Tianyuan and the others finally came to a mountain in the suburbs of Tokyo. place!"

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Xiaolan who was following behind nodded with a happy smile on her face, "That's right, without the hustle and bustle of the city, the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers..."

No waiting: After Xiaolan finished speaking, Mu Tianyuan continued: "—this place is really suitable for killing people and throwing away corpses!"

"Uh……"

Xiaolan choked back the second half of her sentence in an instant, and then looked at Mu Tianyuan helplessly. She thought that Mu Tianyuan was attracted by nature just like herself. Who knew that this guy would sigh with her Obviously not the same thing!What he wants to sigh is that it is suitable for throwing corpses!What the hell is going on with this guy's brain!What nonsense he's been thinking about here all day!It wasn't just Xiaolan who was defeated by Mu Tianyuan's idea, but also Uncle Mao Li and Conan who followed him thought of being speechless. Uncle Mao Li looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "I said you have to... think about such things!"

"I'm telling the truth. You can see that there are no residents around here, and it can be said that it is deserted, and it is surrounded by mountains and forests. If you throw the body here, even if you don't need to dig a hole, it is estimated that no one will find it for ten days and a half months."

Mu Tianyuan folded his arms and looked at the surrounding scenery and sighed, "Damn it, I still wanted to meet a beautiful love, but these days, let alone a beautiful big sister, there is not even a female ghost here." !This is also a small ball!Then Mu Tianyuan murmured to the little fox on the dedicated line in his heart: "I'm worried about one thing now, what should we have for lunch, I don't think there is a restaurant here at all..."

"Maybe we can eat bark and grass or just... cherry blossom petals."

The little fox looked around and replied, the little fox clearly remembered that the last place they saw was about [-] to [-] kilometers away. If you want to eat here, you probably have nothing but... tree bark and grass... cherry blossom petals ... "Don't think about so many dangerous things all day long, kid!"

Uncle Mao Li didn't know what Mu Tianyuan was really worried about. At this time, Uncle Mao Li stared at Mu Tianyuan with a black line and said loudly. Mu Tianyuan smiled and waved his hands and said, "Don't get excited, uncle, I'm just talking." , By the way, what exactly is this place, uncle?"

Uncle Maori Conan Xiaolan: "..."

You ask the specific location here, what do you want to do!You don't really plan to use this place as a place to dump corpses in the future, do you? "Speaking of which, I have a question now..."

After Mu Tianyuan wandered around with Uncle Mao Li's family of three, admiring the cherry blossoms and taking pictures, he suddenly looked at Uncle Mao Li and his family of three and asked very seriously. Conan pushed his glasses and said, "Brother Xiao Mu, don't you?" Do you still want to ask where this place is?"

"no,"

Mu Tianyuan shook his head, then looked at Uncle Mao Li and the others and said, "What shall we have for lunch?"

Uncle Maori: "..."

Conan: "..."

Good question, they also want to know what they have for lunch!Just when Maori Uncle Conan was a little confused, Xiaolan smiled and said, "Don't worry, I brought a bento, enough for us to eat!"

Xiaolan is not like Uncle Maoli. Uncle Maoli only wants to find a remote mountain area to enjoy the cherry blossoms, but he has never thought about lunch. Xiaolan has prepared a bento early and put it in her backpack! ! "It's still Master Lan who is careful!"

Hearing this, Mu Tianyuan was immediately happy. Although he had brought a lot of snacks before, he had almost eaten all of them on the way here, and the little things left now might not be enough for him to eat himself. Well, since Xiao Lan brought something to eat, he doesn't have to worry about lunch. Just now, Mu Tianyuan was here wondering if he should go to the woods to find something for lunch!Xiaolan smiled and looked at her watch and said, "It's a lot of time, and the scenery here is not bad. I'll go to the car to get our bento. Let's have lunch here."

"I will go with you!"

As soon as Mu Tianyuan heard that he was going to get a bento, Mu Tianyuan immediately said, and Xiaolan smiled and waved his hands and said, "No need, the bento is not heavy, I can do it by myself."

My physique has been improved since I was a child, not to mention just a lunch box for a few people, it's just... I can carry a bag of [-] catties of noodles and run away by myself, okay? "Yeah, just let Xiaolan go by herself, anyway...it's not far away."

Uncle Mao Li also spoke at this time, and Mu Tianyuan chuckled, then looked at Xiao Lan and said, "I'm not afraid that Lord Lan won't be able to carry it, I'm just afraid that Lord Lan will get lost again."

Xiaolan's road-crazy attribute is really too dangerous. This guy can get lost in the shopping mall, and then somehow walk from the fifth floor to the underground parking lot. Mu Tianyuan is really afraid that Xiaolan will just turn two corners and get lost Yes!Xiaolan: "Uh..."

After hearing what Mu Tianyuan said, Uncle Mao Li immediately looked at Mu Tianyuan with a serious face and said, "Then Xiao Mu, please, please don't let Xiao Lan get lost!"

After being reminded by Mu Tianyuan, Uncle Mao Li realized that his precious daughter is a road idiot!If you don't let people wait with her, you will definitely have to look for a girl all over the mountains and plains!After lunch, Uncle Mao Li took Mu Tianyuan and the others to play in the mountains for an afternoon. In the end, Mu Tianyuan held a rabbit in his left hand and a pheasant in his right. He looked at Uncle Mao Li and said, "Uncle, the time is short." It's early, why don't we go back?"

"Well, since that's the case, let's go back."

Uncle Mao Li looked at his watch and nodded. After returning to the car, Uncle Mao Li said while holding the map: "I remember that there is a shortcut ahead, let's take that one."

After hearing Uncle Mao Li's words, Xiaolan immediately said with a look of distrust: "No problem, Dad, don't get lost!"

"Of course no problem!"

Uncle Mao Li replied confidently, but Xiao Lan still had a face full of disbelief, Mu Tianyuan said with a smile as he opened the door and got into the car after the prey they had caught and thrown into the trunk. : "Master Lan, as a road idiot, don't question others, you just need to follow along."

Xiaolan: "..."

What happened to Lu Chi!Doesn't Lu Chi have the right to express his opinion on the route?You can't just cancel my rights just because I'm a road idiot, okay!At this time, Uncle Mao Li also complained without hesitation: "It's just..., you are still worried that I will get lost, you are still worried that I will get lost, hurry up and get in the car, let's go!"

Then, after half an hour, Uncle Mao Li parked the car on the side of the road, and Xiao Lan asked curiously, "What's wrong with Dad?"

"It's nothing, I just want to look at the map..."

Uncle Maori took out a map and looked at it while answering with a little embarrassment. After hearing Uncle Maori's words, Conan immediately looked at Uncle Maori in surprise and said, "Uncle, you must not be lost!"

Damn it, I knew that Uncle Mao Li was unreliable, so I got lost this time!By the way, Uncle, you are worthy of being Xiaolan's biological father, the confidence you had before getting lost is exactly the same!After hearing Conan's guess and Uncle Maori's action of looking at the map, Xiaolan immediately looked at Uncle Maori in surprise, and after getting the news from Uncle Maori that they were indeed lost, Xiaolan couldn't help complaining: " Really, I clearly said that I knew the way before, what should I do now?"

"I'm already looking at the map"

Uncle Mao Li replied while looking at the map, and Mu Tianyuan, who was sitting on the co-pilot, said quietly: "The key is, uncle, do you know where we are now?"

Uncle Mao Li: "Uh..."

Looking at the map, in addition to... knowing up north, down south, left west, right east, the most important thing is that you have to know your approximate location, otherwise, there is no difference between whether the map is there or not!And it just so happened that Uncle Mao Li didn't know where he was at this time..."Alas,"

Mu Tianyuan probably guessed it at first, but seeing Uncle Mao Li like this, he couldn't help but sighed, then looked at Uncle Mao Li and said: "Go ahead, if my geography teacher didn't lie to me, the earth should be round , so as long as we keep driving, we will definitely go around the earth.”

Uncle Mao Li and others: "..."

First of all, your geography teacher didn't lie to you, the earth is indeed round, and the globe can prove this!Secondly, we are going back to Tokyo, not going around the earth!Finally, we're on an island now, cars can't swim, and we can't circle the globe at all!We have to stop when we get to the beach! "Okay, uncle, don't study your map. Keep driving forward. There are ruts on the ground, which means that there should be vehicles coming here, so you might run into someone when you drive forward."

Mu Tianyuan replied while leaning on the seat and yawning. Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Uncle Mao Li dropped the map and kicked the accelerator and started to move forward. Yuan and the others met at this time, and after the car ran forward for a while, the tires of this car simply committed suicide. After getting out of the car and checking it, Uncle Mao Li said with a depressed face: "There is no way, the car A flat tire."

After hearing Uncle Mao Li's words, Xiaolan folded her arms and complained immediately: "I told you earlier, and you still said it's okay. Now not only is the car lost, but the car has a flat tire, and the good mood is gone!"

"Okay, stop talking!"

When Uncle Mao Li heard Xiaolan's complaint, he immediately rolled his eyes and replied, Is this what I thought!I don't like getting lost and having a flat tire!But it just so happened that I was so unlucky, what could I do? "Uncle, isn't there a spare tire on the car?"

Mu Tianyuan put down the glass and lay down on the car window, looked at Uncle Mao Li and asked, Uncle Mao Li shrugged and said, "No."