Conan: I Know Beast Language

"I have an appointment for dinner with a mature and beautiful lady, so I won't go to your house today, let's go tomorrow, I will definitely come to uncle's house for dinner tomorrow." Mu Tianyuan looked at Uncle Mao Li with a smile replied.

Hearing this answer, Uncle Mao Li took a lot of effort to control the urge to give Mu Tianyuan the middle finger. Damn it, it's the first time I've seen you so confidently about Cengfan!

And Mu Tianyuan waved his hands at Uncle Mao Li and the others and said, "Uncle, it's agreed, I'll go to your house for dinner tomorrow, bye!"

Uncle Mao Li: "..." What a joke!Who the hell told you that? !

After walking for a while, the little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan and said curiously: "By the way, what you call eating with a mature and beautiful lady is Xiao Jiaolan's mother? Then, when did you make an appointment?"

The little fox has been hanging on Mu Tianyuan all day long. If she remembers correctly, the decision to go to Feiyingli's house for dinner should have been made by this guy in the small park, so where is this guy? Just make an appointment to have dinner with Fei Yingli?

"Five minutes later." Mu Tianyuan replied as he walked, and then he added: "Of course, if you walk faster, it may only take 5 minutes."

After hearing this, the little fox changed the time and distance for a while, then looked at Mu Tianyuan speechlessly and said, "Isn't that just going home?"

Mu Tianyuan nodded and said confidently: "That's right, we just made an appointment after returning home, otherwise how can I invite someone to dinner if I'm miserable and don't even have a mobile phone?"

Little Fox: "Can't you just say that you have an appointment now?"

After running home, Mu Tianyuan picked up the phone and called Fei Yingli's office. After hearing that Mu Tianyuan wanted to go to his place for dinner, Fei Yingli did not refuse, but instead warmly invited Mu Tian Far away, even Fei Yingli said that she would cook in person. When Mu Tianyuan heard that Fei Yingli was cooking in person, he smiled and said: "Then I will work hard on Aunt Yingli. Speaking of which, I have never eaten Yingli. What about your cooking, Auntie?"

"Then I will let you taste my handicrafts today. You must know that my handicrafts are not available to ordinary people." Fei Yingli immediately replied proudly on the phone. After a few more pleasantries, Mu Tianyuan hung up. On the phone, he waved at Little Fox and Miao Nvxia: "Let's go, let's go."

"Let's go, let's go eat!" Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the little fox immediately jumped onto Mu Tianyuan's shoulders, and Miao Nv Xia skillfully jumped into Mu Tianyuan's arms. The family of three After closing the door, he set off towards Feiyingli's current apartment and rushed to Feiyingli's house. After reaching Feiyingli's house, he rang the doorbell and the door opened, and then Mu Tianyuan looked at Feiyingli who was wearing an apron and said, "Aunt Yingli, we are here." .”

"Come in quickly," Fei Yingli welcomed Mu Tianyuan into the house with a smile, and after closing the door, Fei Yingli said to Mu Tianyuan with a smile, "Sit down first, and the meal will be ready in a while."

After nearly an hour, Mu Tianyuan looked at the exquisite dishes on the table and said in amazement: "Aunt Yingli, you made all of this?"

"Of course." Fei Yingli nodded with a smile, and Mu Tianyuan stared at the dishes on the table like the little fox and mew girl, and said: "Aunt Yingli, you are really good. Look at these dishes." It looks just like the ones sold outside!"

Fei Yingli smiled smugly, and then put some into the bowls prepared for the little fox and Miao Nvxia, then smiled and looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Come on, don't hesitate to eat."

"I'm starting!" Mu Tianyuan said to Fei Yingli, and then he and the little fox, Miao Nvxia, and the others couldn't wait to eat, but when they took a bite and swallowed, they saw Mu Tianyuan, the little fox and Miao Hero was all stunned, not only that, the hairs on the little fox and Miao Hero were blown up, and immediately after that, Miao Hero started running around the room like crazy. The heroine was still meowing, Feiyingli didn't understand what the heroine was yelling, but Mu Tianyuan understood, so she heard the heroine keep yelling: "It's so delicious. It's unpalatable! I'm going to die, meow! I'm going to die, meow!"

The little fox is much calmer than Mew Woman, she doesn't have the agility of jumping up and down, and she doesn't show her voice loudly, because the little fox is already lying on the ground at this time, if it weren't for her ears shaking occasionally If the tail twitches twice, it's almost like a dead fox...

To say that the calmest one would be Mu Tianyuan. He didn't jump up and down with Miao Nvxia, nor did he pretend to be dead like Little Fox. He just sat there blankly, and he was thinking deeply at this moment As for life, what does it mean to have gold and jade on the outside and lose the inside?At this moment, he completely understood!This good-looking thing is not necessarily delicious, it is like a poisonous mushroom in nature, it looks good, but eating it can kill people!Obviously, these things made by Feiyingli belong to the poisonous mushrooms in the culinary world!

Fei Yingli didn't know that Miao Nv Xia was stimulated, she looked at Miao Nv Xia who was running around the room in surprise and asked Mu Tianyuan, "Xiao Mu, what's wrong with Maple Leaf?"

Mu Tianyuan was thinking about life there. He didn't have time to answer Fei Yingli's question. After waiting for a while without hearing Mu Tianyuan's answer, Fei Yingli couldn't help turning her head to look at Mu Tianyuan, and then returned to Mu Tianyuan. At this time, Yuan seemed to be not quite right, so Fei Yingli immediately ignored Miao Hero and looked at Mu Tianyuan and asked, "Xiao Mu, what's wrong with you, Xiao Mu?"

Chapter 46 Thanks to my common sense of first aid...

"I...it's fine..." Mu Tianyuan almost used all his strength to squeeze out three words, then Mu Tianyuan looked at Fei Yingli dully and said, "Aunt Yingli, what did you just say?"

"What's wrong with Maple Leaf?" Fei Yingli pointed to the meowing woman who was jumping up and down and repeated her question again. Mu Tianyuan turned his head and looked at Fei Yingli and said, "It's okay, She's all right..."

Just look at Miao Hero's graceful posture of jumping up and down, and Mu Tianyuan is sure that there is absolutely nothing wrong with her!If something happened, would she be able to dance so happily? !

"Then what is it?" Although Mu Tianyuan knew where his judgment came from, Fei Yingli didn't. At this time, Fei Yingli was still looking at Mu Tianyuan with a face of disbelief, and Mu Tianyuan nodded dully. She nodded and said, "Don't worry, she's really fine..."

Don't believe me, Aunt Yingli, there is nothing wrong with my judgment, let's say you and the little fox, you can't even jump up with the little fox right now!

Seeing that Mu Tianyuan was so calm, Fei Yingli didn't think much about it, so she looked at Mu Tianyuan with a smile and said, "Xiao Mu, go ahead and try the sushi made by Auntie."

"Thank you..." Mu Tianyuan looked at the sushi caught in front of him by Fei Yingli and tried his best to smile and replied. After picking up the sushi, Mu Tianyuan began to struggle, should he eat it or not? Will I die if I eat this?Even though I haven't fallen down after taking a bite just now, it's probably because I ate less and the portion is not enough!If I eat more, will I be able to come out to collect tribute every year during the Qingming Festival?

And when Mu Tianyuan was looking at the sushi, he saw Fei Yingli picking up a piece of sushi very elegantly and eating it. After eating, Fei Yingli nodded with a satisfied look. Seeing Fei Yingli Mu Tianyuan thought for a moment that he was hallucinating because of the food he ate just now, but Fei Yingli's next sentence let Mu Tianyuan know that there was nothing wrong with him just now. He said proudly: "It's delicious!"

Looking at Fei Yingli's appearance as if she was about to cry because of her own cooking, Mu Tianyuan held back for a long time before holding back his mouthful of old blood. Mu Tianyuan really wanted to ask what was in his heart. Ask Fei Yingli if her sense of taste is really okay? !Otherwise, how can this person think that the food she cooks is delicious?But thinking about it, it seemed that Fei Yingli's taste was quite normal when they went out to eat together in the past?So what is the situation now? !

At this time, the little fox had recovered, and saw the little fox lying on the floor raised his head and looked at Mu Tianyuan with difficulty, and said to Mu Tianyuan in a tone that was about to cry: "You still think today Is it a wise decision to come here for dinner?"

"Frankly speaking, I think this is the stupidest decision I've ever made in my life, and there isn't one..." Mu Tianyuan also replied in a tone that was about to cry. Damn, I knew this and this It's better to go to Uncle Maori's place for a meal!Even if Xiaolan is not in the mood today, it is definitely better than her mother's cooking!Even if they don't go to Uncle Maori's for a meal, even if they eat instant noodles at home, it's better than this!At least this instant noodle will not kill you even if it is unhealthy for a while...

At this time, Fei Yingli looked at Mu Tianyuan without moving his chopsticks and said enthusiastically: "Xiao Mu, eat quickly, why are you being polite?"

"Okay, I'll eat..." Mu Tianyuan nodded at Fei Yingli with a tragic face, and then said to the little fox through a dedicated line: "If I die, my grandma, my parents, and Maple Leaf will all be taken care of by you Now, and remember to find a way to transport my bones back to my hometown, even if I die in a foreign country, I have to return to my roots. Also, don’t take revenge for me, because Aunt Yingli didn’t do it on purpose, and... I found it myself..."

Hearing that Mu Tianyuan explained the funeral to himself here, the little fox's original resentment towards Mu Tianyuan for their suffering disappeared, and immediately the little fox tried his best to lie on Mu Tianyuan's lap and said: " How about we run away..."

"Alas..." Mu Tianyuan looked at Fei Yingli's expectant eyes after hearing the little fox's suggestion, and finally turned into a long sigh. It was said that death is worse than life. Mu Tianyuan also wanted to run, but the little fox and Meow It's okay for the heroine, they can't say anything if they don't eat Fei Yingli, but I can't do it myself, how can I be ashamed of my concubine Yingli who has worked so hard for such a long time?

"Our company commander once told me that we can be beaten to death but not scared to death. Sometimes it is a kind of courage to go all out! People die like birds, and they will not die for tens of thousands of years. I don't believe that Aunt Yingli can't die if she eats it. I'm only this inch!" Mu Tianyuan picked up the sushi and threw it into his mouth after saying something to the little fox's bachelor, and then, with Feiyingli's happy smile, the little fox and the meow woman who had been running wildly for a long time In the eyes of pain and admiration, Mu Tianyuan lowered his chopsticks and started to eat like flying...

The next day, after the class bell rang, the half-dead Mu Tianyuan wandered into the classroom with the same half-dead little fox, and after expressing his apologies to the teacher, Mu Tianyuan wandered to his seat and looked at him for a while. Sitting there paralyzed in the posture of the world.

After class, both Xiaolan and Yuanzi gathered around curiously. Xiaolan looked at the half-dead Mu Tianyuan with dark circles under his eyes with concern, and asked, "Xiao Mu, what's wrong with you?"

"Don't mention it, I had diarrhea until three o'clock last night. I am able to crawl to class now because I am hardworking and studious. Even for my current performance, the school owes me a little red flower." Mu Tianyuan lay on the table Shang replied weakly, Xiaolan and Yuanzi couldn't help but look at each other after hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, then Yuanzi looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Are you poisoned by food?"

"I think so..." Mu Tianyuan nodded weakly, then rolled his eyes and looked at Yuanzi and said, "I said Yuanzi, I got food poisoning, what do you mean by the excited look on your face? Although I don't want to be your brother-in-law. If your sister is sad, you wouldn't hate me so much, would you? After all, we've been friends for so many years, do you really care?"

"Uh, hehe, I just didn't think of it..." Yuanzi waved his hands awkwardly when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, and then Yuanzi looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Also, when did you make my sister sad? Can you Can't you stop talking nonsense all day long?"

"Yes yes yes, I agree to be your brother-in-law, remember to go home and tell your sister, I agree, she can get her wish." Mu Tianyuan continued to take advantage of his lips half-deadly, looking at Mu Tian Xiaolan smiled helplessly, then looked at Mu Tianyuan while comforting Yuanzi, who wanted to have a good talk with Mu Tianyuan, and said, "Xiao Mu, please stop talking."

Then Xiaolan said worriedly: "Xiao Mu, are you okay? Shall we take you to the hospital?"

"No need..." Mu Tianyuan waved his hands, then lay down on the table and said, "I think I just need to take a good rest now and I should be fine..."

"Didn't you say you had an appointment for dinner yesterday? What on earth did you eat and why did you become like this?" Seeing Mu Tianyuan say that, Xiaolan gave up her plan to send Mu Tianyuan to the hospital, but Xiaolan Lan looked at Mu Tianyuan in some puzzlement, this guy was obviously alive and kicking last night, why did he look like he was about to be buried overnight?

Hearing Xiaolan's words, Mu Tianyuan suddenly looked up at Xiaolan and said sympathetically, "Xiaolan, I suddenly feel that it's been hard for you. It's really rare that you can live till now..."

"What?" Xiaolan was stunned when she heard Mu Tianyuan's words, and Yuanzi looked at Mu Tianyuan with a puzzled expression and said, "Are you okay, why are you talking about Xiaolan all of a sudden?" ?”

Mu Tianyuan was silent for a while, then looked at Xiaolan and said, "Xiaolan, let me ask you, have you ever eaten Aunt Yingli's cooking?"