Conan: I Know Beast Language

Uncle Mao Li and Mu Tianyuan still have a tacit understanding, at least in terms of cleaning up Conan. After receiving Mu Tianyuan's commission, the famous detective Uncle Mao Li immediately nodded solemnly at Mu Tianyuan: "Leave it to me." Bar!Then Uncle Mao Li raised his fist and slammed down on Conan's head: "Smelly brat, don't make trouble!"

Conan Mu Tianyuan, who was staring at the freshly baked buns lying in Xiaolan's arms, seeking comfort and eating tofu, nodded in satisfaction, then looked at Xiaolan with a smile and said, "Master Lan, please take care of this little devil." , don't let him run around, well, it's best not to let him out of your sight for a moment, otherwise he will definitely make trouble again.

By the way, don't believe him if he says he wants to go to the bathroom, based on what I know about him, he definitely wants to take the opportunity to use his shit to escape.

If you have to... go, then you can go with him. It's better to watch him when he goes to the toilet. .

Of course, if he can escape down the sewer, then forget it, because you can be forgiven if you can't stop him. "

Conan: "..."

Damn, how much do you want me to go with you? You actually planned it so carefully!You have blocked all my escape routes, and you have even restricted my best skill, feces escape!Do you want to be so insane!In order to prevent Conan's aura of death from taking time out to kill someone in the police station, Mu Tianyuan decided to stop Conan no matter what. On the way, please ask a stray cat that is walking to let it call its brothers and sisters to keep an eye on Conan. As long as there is no one around Conan, cats, cats and dogs will put him down and stomp hard!As long as you don't trample them to death, let them be happy, step on them from top to bottom, from bottom to top, sideways and vertically, even jump up and down!If you get tired from stepping on them, you can rest on Conan's body, as long as you don't let him run around alone!This wandering wild cat stomped on Conan three times before and after. It even became a bit addicted to the Conan stomping activity. When it heard what Mu Tianyuan explained, it immediately nodded and went to gather cats and dogs from all over the world. we went.

After arriving at the police station on the island, Mu Tianyuan cooperated with the police uncle to make a statement, and then after finishing the statement with the same person, he wandered towards him. Before entering the hotel, Tianyuan saw that Conan and Xiaolan, who had changed into another set of clothes, were sitting at the door of the hotel. Conan was looking at the night sky with a sad face, while Xiaolan looked at Conan from time to time with a dumbfounded expression, and then turned to look at the or Sitting, lying or squatting cats and dogs... Mu Tianyuan twitched his mouth twice when he saw this situation, then adjusted his expression and pretended to be curious: "Xiao Lan, why are there so many cats and dogs around?"

"Well... I think they are waiting to step on Conan..."

Xiaolan replied with a very subtle expression, Xiaolan slipped away without paying attention to Conan before, and Conan was very successful, but before Xiaolan found out that Conan had slipped away, she heard Conan calling for help outside the hotel Sound, Xiaolan and Uncle Maoli rushed out of the hotel and saw a group of cats, cats and dogs happily gathering less than five meters away from the hotel, and Conan's voice came from the assembly point of cats, cats and dogs... …Just when Uncle Maori and Xiaolan were in a daze Another chance was found, and then, less than three meters away, a dog came out of nowhere and pinned him to the ground, and then was trampled on inhumanely again... After being rescued by Xiaolan again, Conan is still alive Heart, this time Conan successfully slipped out of the hotel again. After careful observation for a long time and found no movement, Conan ran away. This time Conan succeeded, at least he successfully ran out ten meters and broke through The previous two records, it is a pity that Conan's success was not enough...completely, because he was thrown again...and this time there happened to be a puddle where Conan fell, and then Conan I was trampled on in the puddle for a long time... After Conan was rescued by his guardian knight Xiaolan who heard the voice again, Conan has become a mud monkey. Once again, I would like to praise Dr. Ali Invented tracking glasses, because of its existence, Conan can still retain a trace of the original... After Conan washed it and changed a set of clothes, Conan was surprised to find that when he came back to the hotel door, the group... cats, cats and dogs The dogs no longer hid in the bushes and shaded the trees this time, they just guarded the door openly!Although Conan doesn't know animal language, but at this moment he fully understands the meaning expressed by the cats and dogs: If you have the kind, come out again Conan: If you have the kind, come here!Then cats, cats and dogs understood Conan's meaning, so they walked towards the hotel together... As soon as Conan saw this situation, he immediately called his guardian knight, and then Conan took his guardian knight to talk to the small animals They confronted each other... "Well, Conan sees that you are really liked by the little animals..."

Mu Tianyuan pretended to be very serious and looked at Conan and said, while saying this, he patted Conan's dog's head that hadn't dried yet! "...Brother Mu, tell me what's going on with Village Chief Heiyan and the others."

Conan avoids Mu Tianyuan's hand and looks at Mu Tianyuan curiously. Although Conan has been hit badly one after another, how can his heart of gossip to explore the truth be extinguished by the trampling of mere animals! "Oh, this is a tragedy, so don't ask..."

Mu Tianyuan sighed, and then replied with some sadness. Seeing Mu Tianyuan like this, Conan pulled Mu Tianyuan and said, "Brother Mu, tell me why you know these things, okay? And why do you know Cheng?" Doctor Shi is... the son of Mr. Aso"

"Ugh……"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan and finally shook his head sadly, then forced a smile to Conan and said, "What's the use of knowing, it's over..."

Then Mu Tianyuan shook his head and walked slowly towards the room on the second floor with a sad expression on his face. Conan and Xiaolan were silent for a while when they saw Mu Tianyuan in this state, until Mu Tianyuan walked up the stairs. Lan suddenly said: "By the way, Xiao Mu 1.

1 You haven't eaten dinner yet, we..."

"No, I'm not in a good mood because of the case, and I don't want to eat."

Mu Tianyuan stopped and forced a smile at Xiaolan, and then slowly disappeared at the corner of the stairs... When he reached Conan and Xiaolan couldn't see him, Mu Tianyuan changed his expression, and triumphantly used the dedicated line: "How about my acting skills?"

"You must have graduated from an acting major before!"

The little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan in admiration and said, "Damn it, the little fox swore that she almost let Mu Tianyuan's acting skills fool her in the first place!"Then the little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan again and said, "But are we really going to stop eating? To be honest, I'm a little hungry!"

"Isn't there a lot of snacks in the bag?"

Mu Tianyuan replied as he walked towards his room, and the little fox was silent for a moment after hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, looked at Mu Tianyuan seriously and said: "You forgot, when we went fishing in the afternoon, we all ate up , including chocolate-flavored dog food..."

After being silent for a long time, Mu Tianyuan looked at the little fox very seriously and asked: "...Do you think if I go down to find food now, will it affect my perfect performance just now?"

Zaifei Lu Xiao

Chapter 78 What the fuck is this? !

In the end, Mu Tianyuan decided to go down to find something to eat, but he didn't directly say that he wanted to eat. Instead, he said that he wanted to drink because he was in a bad mood, and the kind-hearted Xiaolan later said that drinking on an empty stomach was bad for his health. Let the owner of the hotel bring out the dinner they left for Mu Tianyuan, and finally Mu Tianyuan reluctantly ate six plates of curry rice and three plates of sushi with Xiao Lan's consolation... After eating and drinking, Mu Tianyuan, who was depressed, After Tianyuan bid farewell to Xiaolan Conan who was going back to the room by the way, he closed the door, and then Mu Tianyuan happily jumped onto the bed. After rolling, Mu Tianyuan suddenly turned his head to look at the closed door The little fox looked up and said: "By the way, what did you steal at Heiyan's house today... you can always show it to me now, right?"

"Yeah, I almost forgot about this!"

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the little fox immediately jumped up, and after digging around, Mu Tianyuan found some jewelry, an inconspicuous small bag, and a lot of dollar bills in front of Mu Tianyuan. Wagging his tail proudly, he said, "I don't know how much the jewelry and the bag of diamonds are worth, but I counted this pile of dollar bills at the time, and the total was 30! Hehe, let's get rich again!"

"Well, not bad, not bad, indeed I got rich again."

Mu Tianyuan also nodded happily, but although Mu Tianyuan was also happy for such an extra windfall, he was not as excited as when he picked up those... gold coins, mainly because he has seen them now. The world has changed, let’s talk about 21, since he discovered the lucrative job of horse racing, he no longer has to worry about money, but no one thinks there is too much money, but at this moment, the little fox suddenly said

He let out a sound, then took out a scroll from his body and said with some puzzlement: "It's strange, where did this come from, it seems that I didn't steal it from Heiyan's house this afternoon... I picked up this thing"

"Who knows."

Mu Tianyuan shrugged his shoulders as he took the scroll from the little fox and replied, and then Mu Tianyuan opened the scroll and saw an ink painting of a bamboo building and a small bridge with flowing water. Well, suddenly Mu Tianyuan felt that his brain was buzzing with a lot of things... After an unknown amount of time, Mu Tianyuan digested the information in his mind, and tremblingly holding the scroll in his hand was a little excited And he said in disbelief: "The Map of Mountains and Rivers!"

And when a lot of information popped up in Mu Tianyuan's mind, the little fox also had a lot of information in his mind. At this time, the little fox shouted excitedly: "I didn't expect you to be so meddling and have such a good thing." ! It seems that your work was not in vain this time!"

This thing belongs to the exclusive configuration of the Alpaca Sect. The name is Shanhe Sheji Map. It is actually... equivalent to a summoning space. The reason why it suddenly appeared is because Mu Tianyuan is idle and has nothing to do. Zhaoxue obtained the Laoshizi merit and activated it! "I just said that it would be useful to accumulate some yin virtue for you! How do you think it's not good, so why don't you come here?"

Mu Tianyuan squatted on the bed and yelled at the little fox while holding the scroll tremblingly, then Mu Tianyuan looked at the ink painting happily and said: "I just said that the alpaca sect doesn't care about the name. This sounds like a beast anyway, how can this inheritance give me foreign language proficiency and physical strengthening, and there are other things together!"

"Let's go, let's go in and have a look! After we have this thing, we can fly with you!"

At this time, the little fox flicked its tail excitedly and yelled at Mu Tianyuan, this ink painting can take animals in, and Mu Tianyuan, the owner, can also get in. At this time, the little fox couldn't wait to go in and have a look. And Mu Tianyuan was also excited at this time, and immediately nodded at the little fox, and then with a thought, Mu Tianyuan, the little fox and Miao Nvxia, got into this ink painting.

At the beginning, Mewwoman was eagerly catching the little fox's fast tail wagging because of her unstoppable instinct. Suddenly, she felt the surrounding environment changed, and immediately Meowwoman hugged the little fox's tail He said with a confused face: "Meow meow! Where is this!"

Mu Tianyuan and Little Fox did not have the first round 1: Answer the question of Meow Woman, because they are also confused at this time, and the degree of confusion is more than that of Meow Woman. After a long silence, Mu Tianyuan Tianyuan looked left and right at the foggy surroundings, then looked up and down at the grass under his feet and the night sky above his head, and finally said with an expression on his face: "This is the inner space of the Shanhe Sheji Map"

"Well... theoretically yes..."

The little fox also nodded expressionlessly, and then the little fox and Mu Tianyuan looked at each other and sighed in unison: "Screw!" "

Meow Woman looked around vigilantly and asked, "What's wrong, we were arrested, Meow"

"No, this can be regarded as our territory..."

Mu Tianyuan explained to Miao Nvxia, and then Mu Tianyuan said angrily: "Damn it, this shitty map of mountains, rivers and communities is too vast, isn't it? It’s not as big as a toilet! What’s more, it’s a cubicle of a public toilet! Just for fun, I’m ashamed to brag about the area of ​​Shanhe Sheji map. I dragged it in and put the bathtub upright! If the old lady Nuwa knew There is a counterfeit thing with the same name and surname as her historically famous Shanheshejitu, I guess I will cry out with such a small area!"

"Hehe, you still want a bathtub, so you dragged it into a bigger fish tank and you have to put it upright..."

The little fox was also very angry at this time, but even if the little fox was furious, he still didn't forget to refute Mu Tianyuan's statement... "I think, this area is enough: a squatting urinal, it may not be necessary to put a toilet here Some gods spread out to wipe their buttocks."

After being silent for a long time, Mu Tianyuan took a deep breath, looked at the surrounding area and said, the little fox nodded and said: "That's right, but I don't think there will be a way to put the wastebasket at that time."

The thing that was precious before has now become a toilet with insufficient space in the eyes of Mu Tianyuan and the little fox because of the size problem... This makes me complain a few more words, the bigger the expectation, the bigger the disappointment After breaking things, Li Junyang took the little fox and Meow Woman who was happily slamming into the surrounding white mist and was bounced back after knowing that it belonged to their territory, and left this sad place. After Sheji Tuli came out, Mu Tianyuan pulled the broken five and Tupa aside casually, then went to the bed and said, "I knew that the inheritance of the alpaca sect was unreliable, as expected, I guessed a little That's right, it's just...unreliable!"