Conan: I Know Beast Language

Damn, I always feel that someone this guy is talking about here is... this detective!Mu Tianyuan: "...For example, a certain high school student detective, Kudo Shinichi."

Conan: "..."

Well, don't think so, this guy has already mentioned it by name!And Mu Tianyuan continued: "Furthermore, I'm not a detective, so I don't need to rely on investigating affairs for people to make a living after becoming famous."

Uncle Mao Li, who was researching photos of a rich man's wife's affair taken back after a hard day at the office, sneezed twice. Afterwards, Uncle Mao Li looked around wonderingly, always feeling that another villain was slandering me behind my back!Just when Uncle Maori was wondering if it was Kudo Shinichi, the pig who wanted to provide their cabbages, and said bad things about him behind his back, Mu Tianyuan smiled and looked at Police Officer Mu Mu and said: "I will assist Officer Mu Mu, you all... ...It's not for profit to be named 2, it's just...it's the duty of a citizen. After all, it's everyone's duty to cooperate with the police to solve the case, so you don't mention me when the time comes, Officer Meguro, this case I'm just assisting, I don't know how to publicize it at all."

"Brother Mu, you..."

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Officer Mu Mu immediately wanted to say something, but before he could wait: Officer Mu Mu continued, Mu Tianyuan waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, Officer Mu Mu, you don't have to be polite. If you can't do it, just do me a favor, you know I really don't like to be in the limelight." Then without waiting: Officer Mu Mu said something more, Mu Tianyuan waved at Officer Mu Mu and said: "Officer Mu Mu, you are busy It's yours, I'm going home first."

After speaking, Mu Tianyuan said to Conan and the little ghosts: "You guys also hurry up and say goodbye to Police Officer Mu Mu, and then I will take you home."

Looking at the police officer Mu Tianyuan dragging the big box and escorting the four 44 little ghosts away, don't mention how emotional Mu Mu is. How could the old stick, the police officer Mu Mu, not understand what Mu Tianyuan said? It's up to me, what kind of assistance and what cooperation, others don't know Police Officer Mu Mu, how can they not know? It's just... It's just a waste of time!If the media finds out about this, they will have to... say that they are not good at doing things, but Mu Tianyuan's contribution is all theirs, and they can hold their heads up outside!Thinking about Mu Tianyuan's approach, and thinking about the monkey-like police officer Kudo Shin Ichimoku who was active before, he felt that the gap between the two of them was really too big. This may be comparable in reasoning, but in terms of life and work. It's far worse, that kid Kudo Shinichi wants to show off all day long, he never cares about their feelings, and he even brags about Kudo Shinichi as the savior of the police. Officer Megure admits that the drum washing machine really helped them. Not too busy, but it also caused them a lot of trouble, at least it is very embarrassing in face!As a just police officer, Officer Mu Mu doesn't dislike the nosy of the drum washing machine. After all, it's always good to solve the case, but it's true that it doesn't look good and feels uncomfortable!And look at Mu Tianyuan, this is better than the drum washing machine that he loves and hates, he knows how to take care of their face!Once the credit is given away, at least the face of their group will look much better!Police officer Mu Mu has already decided that even Mu Tianyuan is helping them like this, so he must not let this: Mu Tianyuan is at a disadvantage, and he will go to his superior to apply for a golden hair to Mu Tianyuan in the future!Mu Tianyuan, who was walking back with a group of brats after a wave of friendliness from Police Officer Mu Mu and others, didn't know that he had another extra money. At this time, Xiaohu Special Line whispered to Mu Tianyuan: "You That’s how I let the credit go.”

"Is that thing useful to us?"

Mu Tianyuan asked bluntly, the little fox pondered for a while and said, "It seems useless."

"Isn't that enough? We don't expect to be famous, let alone in the police system. Why do we need that credit? Can we still get together to make an achievement? So use things that are of no use to us to exchange for police officers I think it's a good deal."

Mu Tianyuan replied indifferently, and the little fox flicked his tail and said, "Exchange a piece of credit that is dispensable to us in exchange for the favor of the police, and then I don't know when the favor will become a benefit."

"I don't expect the benefits, but it's always good to maintain a good relationship with them. Maybe it will be useful at any time. We don't expect to be a big help, but it's okay to help a little when it's critical."

Mu Tianyuan's answer was very direct, and the little fox sighed after hearing this: "I have to say that you are really realistic."

After being silent for a while, Mu Tianyuan said: "Yeah, reality, although I don't want to be so realistic, but you have to admit that this society is... a realistic society, after you have worked for a few years, you will find that not every Anyone can talk to us about feelings, so we have to learn to be realistic or know that sometimes interests are more reliable than feelings.”

"Yeah, you're right,"

The little fox nodded, and then said seriously: "So let's discuss some practical issues now, what do you think we eat roast chicken at night?"

"But I want to eat fried noodles tonight."

When Mu Tianyuan heard the practical question of the little fox, he immediately raised his own disagreement, and the little fox said: "Zhajiang noodles don't conflict with roasted chicken, you can eat roasted chicken mixed with fried noodles! "

"Nonsense, what the hell is this?"

Mu Tianyuan gave the little fox an angry look, thanks to this guy, he figured out that fried noodles mixed with roast chicken, would this be a good way to eat it? But let alone, it seems like you can try it!While Mu Tianyuan was studying the evening recipe with the little fox, Bumei, who was discussing the case just now with her friends, looked at Mu Tianyuan with some puzzlement and said, "Brother Mu's case was obviously solved by you, but you Why do you say that it is to help the police uncles to break the [-]th?"

"You have to take care of the face of the police uncles. If everyone is like Kudo Shinichi, who has a high IQ but a low EQ, he always wants to show off. Although he helped the police solve many cases, he doesn't know how many people scold him behind his back. Well, it’s like now, you see he’s been dead for so long, no one knows where he’s been, except… our group of friends can still think of such a creature occasionally, who remembers him?”

Mu Tianyuan looked at Ayumi with a smile and replied, and then continued with a smile: "Okay, you may not understand these principles when you are young, but you will understand when you grow up."

Conan could not help but roll his eyes silently when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words from the side. This bastard is obviously...a high school student, but this is a bit too old and cunning, isn't he so familiar with human feelings? But Conan I have to admit that what this guy said seems to make sense, is there really something wrong with my previous way of dealing with the world?

While Conan was pondering this, Guangyan on the side looked at Mu Tianyuan with a look of admiration on his face and said, "Brother Mu, you are so amazing that you can reason exactly the same as the situation at that time. By the way, brother Mu, what are you doing?" Do you know that person climbed out of a tree?"

Naturally, Mu Tianyuan couldn't tell them that he knew it from a cat's mouth, so he said nonsense with a straight face: "Because of the location of that tree, put yourself in the shoes of a cat, if that... If I want to leave without alarming anyone when the downstairs is full of police, then I will choose there as a retreat."

Then Mu Tianyuan looked at Guangyan and said flickeringly: "Put yourself into the perspective of a criminal and think about what I would do if I were a criminal. You will find a lot in this way. You must know that you will find a lot of differences if you change the angle. Just like the sunset we stand on the street and what you see when you stand on high-rise buildings will make you feel different."

"Is that so I remember!"

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's nonsense, Guangyan thought for a while and nodded very seriously, and Bu Yuantai and the two of them also nodded persistently. They didn't know that Mu Tianyuan was fooling them here, they thought it was Mu Tianyuan was teaching them the skills to solve crimes. After witnessing Mu Tianyuan's performance with their own eyes, they couldn't even mention how much they admired Mu Tianyuan now. They thought that the little brother Mu in front of them was a famous detective!It is a rare opportunity for their young detective team to learn a little bit from famous detectives!It's not just that a few little devils were fooled, even the shrewd Conan didn't see that Mu Tianyuan was talking nonsense here, and he was accidentally fooled by Mu Tianyuan. At this moment, Conan felt that Mu Tianyuan Far from being so nonsense, it’s kind of like that, and it’s good to see the world from a different angle occasionally, for example, the scenery you see when squatting under a girl’s skirt is definitely different from when you’re standing watching!favorite, push

Chapter 87 Nobody Believes the Truth

After walking for a while, Conan, a very curious detective, made a mistake again. He became interested in the big suitcase that Mu Tianyuan was dragging, so Conan looked at Mu Tianyuan curiously while walking. He asked innocently, "Brother Mu, what's in your big box?"

The little chubby Dun Yuantai also looked at Mu Tianyuan curiously and asked: "Yes, such a big box, is it eel rice?"

This Yuantai has nothing else but... loves to eat, and loves to eat eel rice, it is as good as his pot of eel rice, I guess he will not feel distressed if his house is burned over there... "Yuantai, how could there be someone Eel rice in a suitcase”

Mitsuhiko looked helplessly at his teammate, a foodie whose cranial cavity was filled with eel rice, and interjected. Mitsuhiko said that his teammate was hopeless. Or if you can't beat him yourself, you want to kick him.

"Yeah, this is not eel rice."

The corner of Mu Tianyuan's mouth twitched and he looked at Yuantai Xiaopangzhi and replied helplessly. To be honest, although he was also young, he still couldn't understand the way of thinking of Yuantai Xiaopangzhi. It was completely different from when he was young. Ah "five seven, zero"

! "Brother Mu, you haven't told us what's inside."

Conan saw that Mu Tianyuan didn't answer immediately, so he looked at Mu Tianyuan and continued to ask questions endlessly. Conan knows Mu Tianyuan too well. Sometimes if you don't ask twice, he can completely pretend that he didn't hear. ! "You want to know"

Mu Tianyuan looked at the little ghosts and asked with a smile. The little ghosts nodded at the same time. Seeing this situation, Mu Tianyuan looked around and said mysteriously: "I'm telling you, don't tell others. Ah, my box is full of ammunition such as guns and ammunition.

"arms!"

Motota Mitsuhiko Ayumi's three little ghosts immediately exclaimed, while Conan rolled his dead fish eyes: "Hehe..."

arms!You're fooling me here again, aren't you?If I believe you, I will be...a pig!Damn it, if it's really munitions, I'll eat it with mustard!It's a pity that Mu Tianyuan didn't know Conan's poisonous oath, otherwise Mu Tianyuan would definitely give up this box of guns and ammunition for Conan to eat enough... The first reaction of the little fox after hearing Mu Tianyuan telling the truth so honestly was... ...Ticked Mu Tianyuan's tail, but then the little fox suddenly realized that this guy might be planning to make up a very nonsense story to fool people!As the little fox expected, at this time Mu Tianyuan made a silence gesture to the terrified little ghosts, and then whispered: "Let me tell you, my application for joining the army has been approved, and today I received a letter from the solar system Earth." Notice from the Security Department of the Neighborhood Committee Tomorrow I will go to serve in the solar system’s first defense line, Pluto orbit. By then, I will become a glorious earth warrior, fighting bloody battles to prevent evil aliens from invading the earth. No, today Now, I will go to the convenience store to buy ammunition and dry food according to the requirements in the notice."

The little fox silently rolled his eyes, this nonsense is so frankly careless!Conan: "...hehe!"

Ever since Mu Tianyuan said that his box was full of ammunition, Conan instinctively felt that Mu Tianyuan was talking nonsense here again, and now it seems that his guess was right, this guy is just talking nonsense here , as long as you are still in the army, what kind of earth warriors are you lying to? Well, even if the nonsense you said is true, it can be guarded in the orbit of Pluto, which is much more High technology, but it's so high technology, you guys still have to bring your own weapons and dry food. I haven't heard of joining the army and you have to bring your own weapons!You think you are here for a peasant uprising!You guys... the security department of the Earth Neighborhood Committee is so poor that you have to prepare your own weapons and even dry food. With this financial resources, you can defend a woolen earth, go home early and pick up your children, okay?Although Genta and the little ghosts are not as good as Conan.

But they weren't so stupid that they couldn't be saved. After hearing what Mu Tianyuan said, the brats all used "you special" one by one.

Looking at Mu Tianyuan with a straight expression, Yuantai looked at Mu Tianyuan and said: "Brother Mu, it's wrong for Ma Ma to say that you are lying!" Then did you Ma Ma... tell you that children should not eat it? Too much, or you'll get fat."

Mu Tianyuan immediately poked Xiaopangdun with a smile, and after looking at Yuantai's eyes, Mu Tianyuan said loudly: "Yuantai listen to my advice, you must pay attention to controlling your diet in the future and, you What should I do if I am so fat in the first grade, be careful when I grow up, no girl will like you!"

"Uh……"

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the little chubby Dunyuan was too terrified. It's too scary that no girl likes this... And Guangyan looked at Mu Tianyuan at this time and said: "Brother Mu, we are not children anymore, you lied to me like this!" We were wrong!"

"Silly boy, I know that you are still young just by saying this to you. You must know that when I deceive people, I never care about the age of the deceived person!"

Mu Tianyuan continued to answer with a smile.