Conan: I Know Beast Language

Mu Tianyuan patted Conan's head while talking to Xiaolan. When Xiaolan heard this, her face turned... red, and then she explained with a dry smile: "Who made Conan look like Xinyi..."

"I've said it all, this kid might be Shinichi's illegitimate son, haven't you seen that Auntie Xizi treats him like a grandson?"

Mu Tianyuan glanced at Conan and then said seriously, as soon as Xiaolan said this, Conan became anxious: "We are just relatives!"

Damn, bastard bastard!I'm the eldest son and grandson of Zheng'er Bajing, okay!What's more, don't you know my situation!I am... Kudo Shinichi!I treat myself as my own illegitimate child!How the hell can I do it! "Father and son relatives, this is really awkward to say!"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan curiously, and then Mu Tianyuan said to Conan: "Well, I will give you a chance to choose, either you are... Xinyi, or you are... Xinyi's illegitimate child, you Choose!"

Conan: "...we are just relatives!"

Choose hair, choose!You are forcing me to be my own son, what the hell is an illegitimate child!Having said that, I am my own relative, why does this feel even more awkward! "Okay, let's just pretend to be you."

Mu Tianyuan shrugged, then looked at Xiaolan and said, "I'm not talking about you, Lord Lan, what are you thinking all day long? I don't understand. Why do you always think that Conan is Shinichi?"

"Isn't that because some people are crazy about Xinyi, so everyone who sees it feels like her beloved Xinyi."

Mariko also came over at this time, and after laughing, he bumped into Xiaolan and joked, and suddenly Xiaolan turned into a steam princess... Mariko looked down at Conan after teasing Xiaolan, and said: "But it's true, this The little ghost is indeed very similar to that...reasoning idiot, it makes people uncomfortable to look at!"

Conan: "Hehe..."

Nonsense, can it be that I'm just... the reasoning idiot in your mouth, okay!After agreeing with Yuanzi that Conan was very upset, Mu Tianyuan patted Conan and said to Xiaolan: "Master Lan, I think, what Master Yuan said is actually reasonable, are you blinded by thinking about Xinyi?" Actually, I wanted to say it before, did you forget how to go to Kasaka’s house to play with eggs? After you came back, I heard what this kid said. Didn’t that idiot Shinichi run back and take a look at you at that time? The little ghost is obviously there, okay, how can you think that the little ghost is... Shinichi? Sure enough, you just want to be blind."

"Eh!"

When Xiaolan heard Mu Tianyuan's words, she couldn't help being... for a moment, she was dumbfounded, right, did I really want to go blind? How could I forget about this? When it appeared, Conan squatted next to me!Why do I still think they are the same person? How the hell did I figure this out! "Hey, lovesickness makes people suffer. Lord Lan, you really answered the saying that a woman in love has a zero IQ!"

Mu Tianyuan passed by Xiaolan who was in a daze and patted Xiaolan on the shoulder, and then Mu Tianyuan ignored Xiaolan while catching up with Uncle Mao Li and shouted: "Uncle, let's go have a drink at night. Go to the place we said before." Family!"

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Police officer Mumu and the others haven't found out anything about Oki's blind eye, but they received another report. Mr. Yuan Jiaming, the director of Tokiwa Group and the chief engineer of software development, was killed. The cause of death was He was killed by a single shot, and at the scene... a small wine glass was also left behind, but what was better than Damu was that Yuan Jiaming was still holding a silver table knife in his hand before he died.

According to Police Officer Shiratori's speculation, it is very likely that... Yuan Jiaming planned to resist with a knife after discovering the murderer. Who knew that the murderer was even more straightforward and directly drew his gun!Mr. Yuan, who tried to resist, obviously didn't have the ability to kill the opponent with a knife and a bullet, and then he was collapsed. If it weren't for the reporter who went to find Yuan Jiaming, he would have to die for a long time before he was discovered!By the way, the person who reported the crime was the boy who committed the crime of death!And this... Yuan Jiaming's death is not without any gains for... Officer Megure and the others. Although Officer Megure and the others have no clue to solve the case, at least according to the scene... The shattered wine glasses left behind let police officer Megure and the others confirm that this was a serial murder case.

Similarly, because Conan led the teenager to investigate the reason in private, and based on the forensic doctor's judgment on the time of death of Yuan Jiaming's death, looking at that... the suspicion of the painter Ru Yuefengshui can basically be ruled out.

The reason is... when the forensic doctor guessed that Hara Jiaming died, Conan and the others were at Kizuki Minamizu's house in Nishitama City!Unless Kizuki Fengshui will be a clone, otherwise he can't do it while dealing with Conan and his gang of brats, and at the same time ran to Yuan Jiaming's house in Shuangbao Town to kill people!Although it can be said that the suspicion of Mine Kisaragi can be ruled out, Officer Megure and the others still have no clues, and this happened when Officer Megure and the others were busy investigating the case. It's time.

This Tokiwa Mio is also a fastidious person, so she opened an invitation card to Uncle Mao Li before the opening ceremony. In addition to... Uncle Mao Li who was originally scheduled, even Mu Tianyuan, who followed him to the Twin Towers skyscraper that day, even The names of the little ghosts who committed suicide also appeared on the invitation, so the team that had been to the twin towers and skyscrapers gathered again.

As soon as Uncle Maori saw so many people, he rented a van directly, and then set a time to gather at the office and set off together when the time came.

Naturally, everyone has no opinion on Uncle Mao Li's plan. This day, Mu Tianyuan took Huiyuan out after seeing the time was about the same. Not long after, Mu Tianyuan and the others came to the office, and they saw it all the way There was a van parked in front of the door. After walking past, Mu Tianyuan took a look and said with a smile: "Looks like we'll be waiting for us. I'm sorry, it's rare to attend such an important occasion, so I'm a little nervous at home." Makeup, so I came late and kept you waiting for a long time."

"It's nothing, it's still early."

Uncle Mao Li was leaning against the car door and smoking like a melancholy old prince. When he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, the uncle took out a cigarette and threw it to Mu Tianyuan while shaking his head. This is still 5 minutes away from the agreed time. Mu Tianyuan can't be considered late! "Brother Mu, you are a big man and still wear makeup!"

Yuan Tai, who was sitting in the car, looked at Mu Tianyuan in shock, what the fuck did I hear!A big man actually puts on makeup when he goes out!Isn't this something women can do! "What do you know? Do you know what the true meaning of makeup is... You never know what kind of creature you are soaking in before you take off your makeup! You kid still doesn't understand the momentary surprise after the other party removes their makeup!"

Mu Tianyuan took a blank look at Yuan Tai who was making a fuss at that time, and the little fox lying on Mu Tianyuan's shoulder yawned and said: "I understand that you often have such a sense of surprise, but you don't think there is a problem with your explanation Besides, I really don’t think you can call it makeup just by washing your face with facial cleanser! If you put on makeup, you’d starve to death... Cosmetics company!"

It’s true that I’ve heard you talk about the feeling of beauty after removing makeup, but don’t you think that you didn’t explain why you put on makeup? Also, wash your face even if you put on makeup or wash your face Washing your face with milk is considered as makeup. If it is makeup, I really didn't expect that you, a woman who is good at makeup, have been fooled so many times. People who keep calling for fruity makeup are actually going out with makeup every day! "Why don't facial cleansers count? Don't forget that I sometimes use soap to wash my face. Compared with soap, facial cleansers are considered cosmetics anyway. Besides, why don't you ask me to put on rouge and powder? I'm a man Yes! I usually don’t pay attention to this when I go out!”

Mu Tianyuan immediately rolled his eyes at the little fox, and then Mu Tianyuan looked at the bewildered three generals and coughed lightly, saying very seriously: "Makeup is not exclusive to girls, do you know what the true meaning of makeup is? Make people look better! Beauty is human nature. For women, makeup can make people look more beautiful, and for men, makeup can make people look more handsome! Of course, in addition to... makeup and maintenance It is also essential, what kind of firming water, toner, mask, prickly heat powder, these...are very important! If you don't like these...you can also use pure natural products, such as cucumber slices, eggs, fungus ..."

"Actually, you just tell them to slap a plate of Mushu meat on the face."

Don't wait: After Mu Tianyuan finished speaking, the little fox interrupted, cucumber slices, eggs, fungus, if you add tenderloin, or add rapeseed, green peppers, etc. according to your personal taste, a plate of Mushu meat will be out of the pan!Then pat the face while it is hot, so the maintenance effect is definitely very good!Of course, the follow-up may require the cooperation of a plastic surgeon... "It's too straightforward, I'm afraid they won't understand."

Mu Tianyuan murmured to the very serious little fox, and the little fox curled his lips and said, "They don't understand what you said is too subtle!"

Yuan Taiguangyan and the two were still silently laughing at Mu Tianyuan from the bottom of their hearts. A big man still wears makeup, which is too funny, but after Mu Tianyuan said that makeup can make people look handsome, the two of them stared wide-eyed. , this can become handsome!At this moment, they were attracted by becoming handsome, especially after thinking about their appearance in the next ten years, the two of them became more obsessed with... becoming handsome. Thinking about it carefully, Mu Tianyuan's nonsense made sense, It is human nature to love beauty, and makeup is to make people look good!What's wrong with this man's makeup!So the two of them immediately stopped laughing at Mu Tianyuan, and instead began to humbly ask Mu Tianyuan for advice on makeup.

Mu Tianyuan really has research on... makeup, because this is also a girl-picking skill!If you want to find a common topic with women, you can’t tell them about games, but makeup is almost 90.00% nine point nine.

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% of women are necessary every day, so this topic is suitable for almost all women, Mu Tianyuan has studied it very hard and systematically!Regarding...a lot of knowledge about makeup and skin care, Mu Tianyuan spoke clearly and logically, and even Xiaolan who was at the side was fascinated by it.

It's just that, although Mu Tianyuan said a lot, more of it is his private goods mixed in, for example, his best green maintenance, according to Xiaohu's conclusion, except... the wood at the beginning In addition to meat, there are vinegar potato shreds, fried corn, fried rapeseed, etc... a series of vegetarian dishes...the dishes are quite rich and quite green. See if it's just out of the pot... Just like that, Mu Tianyuan talked for half an hour in a daze, but the last member Suzuki Erye still didn't show up. This uncle Mao Li didn't realize the role of makeup and beauty in...seeking girls, So he wasn't attracted by Mu Tianyuan's class, it's nothing, it's a distraction, time passed very slowly, and Uncle Mao Li became a little impatient because Yuanzi didn't show up for a long time. After looking at his watch again, Uncle Mao Li was very dissatisfied and said, "Really, how long does this lady want us to wait?"

Damn, we agreed to set off together at that time, but now half an hour has passed, so many of us are waiting for you here, do you have... a sense of time! "Yeah, this... Where did my aunt go? Why hasn't she come? If I don't come again, I should talk about meat dishes..."

Mu Tianyuan was also a little anxious, most of the relatively simple things he knew had already said the same thing, and now he was talking about old vinegar and peanuts, so he could only be hard-working if he went on like this! "Hi, I've kept you waiting."

At this time Yuanzi finally came late, Conan who had been squatting outside the car was stunned when he saw Yuanzi, Xiaolan, who was about to greet Yuanzi, was also stunned immediately, Mu Tianyuan I was about to complain, but when I poked my head, I was stunned for a moment, and then pointed at Yuanzi and shouted: "Hey! Where did you come from, a monster! Where did you get Master Yuan to eat? I warn you, hurry up! Spit out Lord Yuan, otherwise, believe it or not, Lord Lan will beat you into a bean bag"

"It's... me,"

Yuanzi grinned at Mu Tianyuan with a face full of complacency, then brushed his hair and said to Mu Tianyuan, "Could it be that you don't know me after I get a perm?"

"How is it possible! You are definitely not Master Yuan. The main body of Master Yuan is obviously... a headband. How could she give up her headband and perm her head instead?"

Mu Tianyuan shook his head in surprise, then Mu Tianyuan stared at Yuanzi in front of him and said, "I'll give you another chance, if you can't spit it out, you'll expel Master Yuan, and if you don't return Master Yuan quickly Master Lan is really about to lose his temper!"

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Mu Tianyuan doubted that the guy in front of him who vaguely looked like Yuanzi was a counterfeit. This was not considered his childhood experience. He had known Yuanzi for a long time, and he had also seen photos of Yuanzi when he was young. Yuanzi has been wearing a headband since she was a child, and she has never seen her take it off!The headband has become an indispensable existence in Yuanzi's life, but today the creature that looks like Yuanzi is not wearing a part of her—the headband!Instead, she got her head permed, changing her familiar look!This is not scientific!This is quite unscientific, okay?How could a normal Master Yuan give up her beloved headband!Isn't that already integrated with her! "What the hell are you talking about! I am me!"

Yuanzi gave Mu Tianyuan a helpless look, he is himself, okay!How can you let Yuanzi out? Don't make it difficult for yourself! "Um……"