I Really Don't Want to Be the Boss

Wutian is very familiar with Sha Niu's operation, and he can operate it without an instruction manual.

Immediately afterwards, another virtual screen appeared in the sky in front of Wutian. On the screen, the silly girl's facial expressions were changing in various ways: "Please select the expression, happy, angry, sad—"

"Cool!" Wutian made a choice.

After options are over.

The crystal doll in Wutian's hand turned into a bunch of data streams, and reassembled into a slim beauty. The slim beauty was dressed in a silver leather coat, with a cold expression on her face, giving people a very cool feeling.

"Brother!"

Sha Niu maintained a cold posture, and called Wu Tian seriously.

This call made Wutian couldn't help thinking that when he was watching "Magic Phone", he had longed for a silly girl himself.

It can be a girlfriend, a phone call, and a mobile phone.

Both protection and entertainment functions are available.

Most importantly, playing fighting games is equivalent to practicing and doing business.

This is the dream of many children.

"I don't want others to control you to beat me, so I restarted you again." Wutian explained to Sha Niu.

Scientists in 2060, their intestines are regretful at this time.

The battle between Sha Niu and Monkey King before made them feel that Sha Niu's fighting power is extraordinary.

After Wutian expressed that his identity might conflict with Sha Niu's position, these scientists thought, first to prove their force to Wutian, and then equalize with Wutian, and even suppress Wutian, Negotiate with him.

Who would have thought that Wutian would restart Sha Niu just by raising his hand, and he also knew Sha Niu's power-on password.

It's really a loss for the lady and the soldiers.

"What should we do? Can we still contact Sha Niu?"

An elderly scientist looked at the silly girl on the screen and asked with some concern.

"You can contact me, but now, Sha Niu has been restarted, and she will obey the orders of this person called You Zuowei, and will not accept our orders anymore."

In front of the computer screen, a younger scientist responded.

"It's good if we can get in touch. We need to talk to You Suowei."

The scientist who leads, gives orders.

When the scientists in 2060 contacted Sha Niu, Wu Tian began to understand the time and space of Journey to the West.

He felt that there was no so-called heaven in this time and space.

Wutian thought for a while, and asked King Huangmei: "Huangmei, where did you come from?"

The Yellow-browed King looked arrogant, and said: "Where did it come from? This mountain has always been contracted by me. I warn you, don't make trouble here."

"That is to say, you are a local ghost?"

Wutian didn't care about Huangmei Dawang's attitude, looking at him and confirming.

"That's right! I'm a local ghost."

King Huangmei didn't want to reply obediently, but he could feel that there was an inexplicable aura on Wutian's body, and under that aura, he really didn't dare to make mistakes.

In the plot of "Journey to the West", the king with yellow eyebrows is the boy under the seat of Maitreya Buddha in the future. Because the journey to the west needs ninety-nine and eighty-one kalpas, the king with yellow eyebrows took Maitreya's human race bag and the lower realm of Jinnao, and set up the Xiaoleiyin Temple One pass becomes a catastrophe on the journey to the West.

Sun Wukong invited 28 constellations, but none of them could take down the Yellow-browed King. In the end, Maitreya Buddha himself came forward to subdue the Yellow-browed King.

The Monkey King of this world, after meeting the Yellow-browed King, all the gods and Buddhas in the sky did not show up. Instead, he begged the silly girl to find Lu Xiaoqian for rescue.

I really don't know what to say.

The Journey to the West that Wutian knew about was clearly arranged by the Heavenly Court, and outsiders didn't even have a chance to intervene.

In this world, there is obviously no heaven, but in Zhu Bajie’s memory, he was once the marshal of the canopy in the sky, and Sun Wukong also remembers that he was suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years after he caused a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, and was then captured by Tang Sanzang. rescued.

The thought in Wutian's heart moved slightly, but he remained calm on the surface.

This world may be more interesting than he imagined.

After Sun Wukong heard what King Huangmei said, he glanced at him.

With the strength of King Huangmei, it is obvious that there is a monster behind him, otherwise, he would have no chance to have the current strength at all.

When some thoughts flashed through Wutian's mind, Sha Niu said to Wu Tian: "Brother Sowei, a scientist in 2060, wants to contact you through Sha Niu, do you want to connect?"

"Connect."

Following Wutian's answer, a stream of data shot out from Sha Niu's eyes, turning into a virtual screen.

On the screen is the group of scientists who made silly girls in 2060.

Among them, the leading scientist, who looked a little old, said to Wutian after the silly girl connected: "Mr. You Suowei, can we talk?"

"can."

Wutian nodded slightly.

Afterwards, Primordial Spirit Black Lotus manifested from his chest.

A purple divine light shot out from Yuanshen Heilian, covering him and Sha Niu.

When the scientists in 2060 were wondering what Wutian was going to do, they saw Wutian appearing in their laboratory with a silly girl.

Alarms went off throughout the lab.

"how did you do that?"

The elderly director of the research institute looked at Wutian in shock.

He knew that Wutian, as a character who did not belong to the Tang Dynasty, could appear in the Tang Dynasty, and must have the ability to travel through time and space.

However, just now, Wutian didn't go through the space-time tunnel at all, just for an instant, so fast that they couldn't react, Wutian appeared in the laboratory where they were in 2060 with Sha Niu.

This shows from the side that when Wutian was in the Tang Dynasty, he could locate where they were in 2060.

This ability is too terrifying.

The means mastered by Wutian are far more advanced than their civilization.

History has proved that the contact between two forces with different levels of civilization will definitely be a huge disaster for the backward force.

"I have the ability to travel through time and space myself."

"Moreover, what ordinary people do and what the Time Administration does are just two of my identities. I have also been the Emperor of Heaven and the Buddha."

"So this is just a small trick, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning."

Wutian's attitude is very casual.

Chapter 3 Wutian Shizun, who is the great god?

What Wutian said casually was not worth mentioning, but it shocked all the scientists.

They had already guessed that Wutian's identity was not ordinary, but they did not expect that Wutian's identity would be so extraordinary.

The end of science is theology, but the world view in 2060 is the time to believe in science and overthrow all previous theology.

As scientists, in their world view, they have long firmly believed that gods and Buddhas do not exist.

They were also shocked when they saw Sun Wukong before, but after all, Sun Wukong lived in the Tang Dynasty, and they were still separated by ages.

However, Wutian is different, Wutian also has the ability to travel through time and space, and is an abnormal life that can contact them.

The existence of Wutian proves that there are gods and Buddhas in their time and space.

Wutian didn't care about the astonishment of the scientists, and asked very calmly: "What do you want to talk to me about?"

His goal is a silly girl, but with his personality, he can't do anything like plunder, so he can only think of ways to fool her.

Just for the silly girl, Wutian is willing to talk to these scientists.

After he appeared in this time and space, Yuanshen Heilian began to collect information of this world, including the information of Sha Niu, manufacturing materials, which were also collected by Wutian.

The director of the research institute asked seriously: "Is it a crime to travel through time and space? What punishment will there be?"

If traveling through time and space is a sin.

Well, Sha Niu is just a mobile phone, and the ones who will be questioned in the end are likely to be scientists like them, and even humans in this era.

That's why these scientists want to use force to suppress Wutian at the first time, and then negotiate with Wutian.

"Traveling through time and space is not a crime, but illegal travel through time and space is a crime."

Wutian said immediately.

If time travel is a crime, isn't he a criminal himself?

"The so-called illegal space-time travel is the space-time travel that has not been registered with the Time Administration. Because it is an illegal act without supervision, it will easily have a great and bad impact on the world, so the Time Administration will crack down on this. behavior."

Wutian explained very seriously.

Traveling through time and space, if one fails, it may indeed cause serious consequences.

However, Sha Niu's setting has a sense of justice, strictly abides by the law, and can only carry out ten illegal operations, so even if it falls into the hands of bad guys, it basically has no destructive power.

The director of the research institute asked with some concern: "Then, can we continue to make the mobile phone Sha Niu?"

"Yes." Wutian replied softly. As he spoke, he looked at the silly girl with a cool face and said, "However, this first model of silly girl will be confiscated by the Time Management Bureau and put on record."

The director of the research institute was reluctant, but he did not raise any objections after all.

Wutian went on to say: "Also, for ordinary life, time is a forbidden zone that cannot be set foot. Traveling through time and space through some special means will damage one's fortune and luck."

Wutian's words are really not nonsense.

The essence of the plot of "Magic Phone" is a tragedy, and in the end, everything is back to normal.

How powerful is Lu Xiaoqian's fate?

There are a total of 70 billion people on the earth, the total area of ​​the earth is 1.489 million square kilometers, and the earth has existed for more than 40 billion years. However, when the silly girl fell out of the tunnel of time and space, it happened to be in 2006. By a terrible coincidence, she fell into the In Lu Xiaoqian's backpack who was still young.

Such Lu Xiaoqian encountered many setbacks after he got the silly girl, and in the end he was even more lonely and sad.

It was because he disrupted time and space that the luck on his head was continuously weakened.