I Really Don't Want to Be the Boss

He really didn't believe this.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and Monkey King, the king of demon kings, these two characters cannot be connected no matter how you think about it.

"Why, don't you believe it?" Wutian asked after seeing the expression on Chen Xuanzang's face.

"No, how could it be!" Chen Xuanzang said insincerely.

Of course he didn't believe it, but if he said that, it would be too disrespectful to Wutian.

"That's why I say you young people are frivolous and superficial."

"The acting is terrible."

"There is no sincerity at all. Come to see a monkey. You brought a few sugar canes and a durian, not even a banana. What do you mean?"

Wutian reprimanded Chen Xuanzang like an old man.

Chen Xuanzang was indeed to blame for this matter.

Obviously I came to visit a monkey, but the fruit I brought didn't know the monkey's appetite.

I really don't know how to be a human being.

"Mr. Sun, I have bananas."

Chen Xuanzang hurriedly took out a banana from his body.

Wutian took it over, peeled off the banana peel naturally, and said to Chen Xuanzang while eating: "Let's continue talking about the pig's mane, yes, the pig's mane."

"Wuzhishan can't trap me. When the 500-year deadline is up, I will naturally go out."

There was a hint of arrogance in Wutian's tone.

"This Avalokitesvara statue was really carved by myself. You can take it with you and you can deal with Zhu Gangguan."

"However, you have to return the Avalokitesvara statue after dealing with Zhu Gangguan."

"There are too many lunatics in the outside world. My friend is beautiful and practical. Who knows what those people will do with my friend's statue."

After Wutian said this seriously, he threatened again: "If you don't return it, I will go out from Wuzhi Mountain to find you myself."

"Mr. Sun, forget it."

Chen Xuanzang shook his head vigorously, his attitude was firm.

He really didn't dare to take that Guanyin statue.

Sun Wukong is the king of demon kings. Just by listening to his legends, one can know how fierce he is.

The current approachability may just be his disguise.

Chen Xuanzang is now suffering from a headache because of a pig demon. If Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, is released, he cannot bear the consequences.

"Without the Guanyin statue, is there another way to subdue the pig demon?"

Chen Xuanzang asked for advice very seriously.

He naturally knew that if he didn't take away the Guanyin statue, Sun Wukong might not talk to him, but as long as there was a possibility of subduing the pig demon, he couldn't give up and had to try hard.

"There are other ways, too."

Wutian looked contemplative, and then said: "You find a way to lure the pig demon here."

"And then?" Chen Xuanzang asked.

"Then leave it to me." Wutian said with a confident look.

"But Mr. Sun, you are still imprisoned—you are still in retreat here." Chen Xuanzang originally wanted to say that he was imprisoned, but he was also concerned about Wutian's feelings, so he changed his words in time.

"It's just a pig, how troublesome it can be."

"Do you know who I am?"

"The Thirteen Taibao of Huaguoshan, have you heard of it, I am the boss."

"I think back then, I took a watermelon knife in my hand and chopped it from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road. After three days and three nights of chopping back and forth, blood flowed like a river. The knife fell without blinking an eye."

Wutian is majestic and majestic, although he is a short monkey, but at this time, he really showed the aura of the Monkey King, the king of demon kings.

Chen Xuanzang couldn't help asking: "Aren't your eyes dry?"

"I f*** said that I kill people without blinking my eyes, but you f*ck asked me if my eyes are dry?" Wutian somewhat understood the thinking of the Monkey King in the original plot.

This Chen Xuanzang was so incompetent that he couldn't even grasp the key points.

Chen Xuanzang said cautiously: "I was just thinking, why don't your eyes do anything if you don't blink all the time?"

"Don't do it!"

Wutian responded angrily.

"I already have the indestructible body of a vajra. The gods are immortal. Let alone three days and three nights, even if I blink once in 1 years, it is completely fine."

"Amazing!" Chen Xuanzang exclaimed.

After amazed, Chen Xuanzang asked again: "It's just, Mr. Sun, how can I attract the pig demon?"

"You can't figure it out yourself?"

Wutian looked at Chen Xuanzang helplessly.

"Mr. Sun, I really can't help it." Chen Xuanzang had a bitter face, full of helplessness.

It is very dangerous to come to find Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings. If there is no other way, why would Chen Xuanzang risk his life to find Wutian.

"Okay then, I'll teach you another trick."

"Although Zhu Ganglu was murdered by his wife and adulterer, in his heart, he still loves his wife deeply, and he even wrote a poem for her."

"He likes to watch his wife dance under the moon on the night of the full moon."

"You find a woman, and on the night of the full moon, express this poem in the form of dance, and naturally you can attract Zhu Gangguan."

As Wutian said, he just finished eating the bananas in his hands.

However, after he finished eating the bananas, he turned his head and was shocked: "Mr. Chen, what are you doing?"

Chen Xuanzang's clothes were half off, and his shoulders were exposed. He looked like a woman, and his eyes were really hot.

"Mr. Sun, do you think I look like a woman?"

Chen Xuanzang pulled down his clothes again, and asked solemnly.

"Mr. Chen, please respect yourself!"

Wutian resisted the urge to drive him out of Wuzhishan.

The thinking circuit of the holy monk is different from that of ordinary people.

No wonder, he can become a holy monk and shoulder the heavy responsibility of learning scriptures.

At this time, Miss Duan suddenly jumped down from the hole.

As soon as Chen Xuanzang saw Miss Duan, he immediately put on a face and said dissatisfied.

"Why are you here?"

He found Wuzhishan only after being instructed by his master, and now that Miss Duan is also here, she clearly followed him.

"I'm worried about you!"

Miss Duan smiled awkwardly, stood there and said, "I just heard from you that you are looking for a woman, what do you think of me?"

"Can you dance?"

Wutian looked thoughtfully, looked at Miss Duan and asked.

"I haven't jumped much, but my skill is very good. If I know how to jump, I will definitely be able to jump out."

Miss Duan is very confident.

She is definitely not good at female red embroidery, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but when it comes to martial arts and body skills, she is quite confident.

"also!"

"Let me change your clothes first."

Wutian nodded slightly, and then snapped his fingers.

The clothes on Miss Duan suddenly changed.

She was originally dressed as a village girl and warrior, rustic, but after Wutian snapped her fingers, Miss Duan's clothes suddenly changed into a white dress. On Miss Duan's body, Miss Duan's image a fairy.

When Chen Xuanzang and Ms. Duan saw Wutian's move, they were startled, and they all took a step back, looking at Wutian in shock and alertness.

They thought that Sun Wukong, who was imprisoned at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, should be harmless, but looking at the current situation, Sun Wukong still has mana.

The sealed king of demon kings and the king of demon kings with mana are two completely different concepts.

Chapter 9 Wutian Buddha, Abandoning Dharma Tathagata

Wutian didn't seem to see the shock and guard in the eyes of Chen Xuanzang and Miss Duan, he praised in a gentle tone: "Miss Duan, you are very beautiful now."

When Miss Duan heard this, she looked at Wutian in surprise.

When she jumped in, Chen Xuanzang didn't call her name at all, and she didn't introduce herself, but why did Wutian know her surname Duan?

This matter is somewhat abnormal.

These thoughts flashed through my mind, but Ms. Duan didn't show anything on the surface, she just asked back: "How beautiful?"

"You can see for yourself."

Wutian summoned a water mirror.

"Wow--"

Miss Duan looked at herself in the water mirror, and couldn't help but let out an exclamation.

In the water mirror, there is a fairy air, like a woman descending from a fairy, is she really herself?

In Miss Duan's heart, she couldn't help but have such doubts.

"Chen Xuanzang, do I look good?"