The Right Way to Open a Perfect Life

It's just... I still have some regrets in my heart. Although the top level is only one level away from the grandmaster level, the difference is substantial. There are two levels and two concepts.

"How about giving it a try?"

Shen Yan felt that his current mentality was very good, and it seemed that there should be no problem with one more master level.

After pondering for a while, Shen Yan finally couldn't hold back, took the books from the shelf again, and began to brush.

"Ding! Teaching skill upgrade, level: Grandmaster level."

Tuition: Master-level teachers, 11/20000.You have become a master teacher, you can perfectly express your ideas and make it easier for students to accept your guidance.

Chapter 61 Kittens and Puppies

Shen Yan stood in front of the bookshelf with his eyes closed, carefully feeling the changes in his mentality.

There are indeed some changes, and it is the feeling of aloofness and looking down on all living beings.

But the change was not drastic. Shen Yan adjusted himself for a while, and his mood quickly calmed down.

This result made him a little surprised, but more joyful.

Because he found that he had found a way to overcome the side effects of the system, and the way was very simple, which was to use time to calm his mind.

Time is a great thing, and it is also very powerful. There is nothing that time cannot solve.

The side effects of the system are naturally included.

With a shallow smile, Shen Yan left the bookstore, and he was in a good mood when he learned that the side effects of the system could be resolved.

This means that he can continue to learn master-level skills in the future.

"Buzz!"

The phone rang, and Shen Yan took it out to see that it was Di Lieba calling.

"Honey, what are you doing?" Di Lieba's sweet and sweet voice came from the receiver.

Shen Yan said: "You just came out of the bookstore, you didn't film?"

Di Lieba said: "Waiting, oh, it's so boring, I feel that waiting for a movie is more tiring than filming, husband, I miss you a little bit."

Shen Yan smiled and said, "Just a little?"

Di Lieba also giggled, and said: "Of course it's not just one thing, it's all of it. I really think about it. If only you could stay with me forever. In that case, it will be fine even if I have to wait until the end of time."

Unprepared, Shen Yan was teased by Di Lieba, smiled unconsciously, and said, "If you're bored, find something to do, listen to music, play games."

"It's boring, there are no good new songs. The song at the top of the Golden Melody Chart is still sung by my love rival. How do you listen to it? You have to bow your head to play games, and you won't let me."

Di Lieba read in detail, she has the habit of nagging, but she is not annoying, but rather cute.

Shen Yan patiently acted as an audience, listening to her mix of various topics.

"Honey, tell me a story!"

After chanting for a while, Di Lieba turned back and said excitedly.

"tell a story?"

"Uh-huh!"

Shen Yan thought for a while, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and said: "Then I will tell you a story about a puppy and a kitten. One day, the puppy said to the kitten: Guess how many candies I still have in my pocket?" The kitten said: "You guessed it right, give it to me?" The puppy said: "Well, I will give you two yuan if you guessed right." The kitten swallowed and said: "I guess 5 yuan!" Then, the puppy smiled and put the candy To the kitten's hand, I still owe you three dollars."

"Wow, there is so much love." Di Lieba said on the other end of the phone.

Shen Yan said: "There is a follow-up to the story. The kitten happily ate these two pieces of candy with a lot of sleeping pills, and passed out. The next day, the puppy found the kitten again and said: Hey, this is the money I owe you." Candy. The kitten shook his head and said, "I don't want to eat it, my butt hurts after eating candy."

This story is a joke that Shen Yan saw on the Internet in his previous life. The first half of the story was a serious story, and the follow-up was added by netizens. Shen Yan was amused for a long time when he saw it.

"Why does my butt hurt when I eat candy? Also, why does the puppy put sleeping pills in the candy? Doesn't he like kittens?"

The expected laughter and coquettish voices did not appear, but Di Lieba asked very serious questions.

The corner of Shen Yan's mouth twitched, and there was no chat for the day.

The most fearful thing about telling jokes may be encountering such serious questions from others.

"Nothing!" Shen Yan didn't explain.

The two chatted for a while, Meng Pingping on the other end of the phone called Di Lieba to go filming, and the two hung up.

Shen Yan didn't go to the supermarket to pick up things immediately, but stood on the side of the road for a while, then turned back to the bookstore.

Ten minutes later, Shen Yan came out.

Writing: Master Writer, 9/20000.You have become a master writer, your writing ability has reached the peak, and your writing is brilliant and immersive.

Ventriloquist: Grandmaster ventriloquist, 15/20000.You've become a master ventriloquist, imitating any sound you hear, and you've become utterly fluent.

Another two master-level skills, plus the master-level teaching, Shen Yan has learned three master-level skills today, and he feels that he has reached his limit again, and his mentality will definitely explode if he learns again.

But it doesn't matter, the skills he wants have already been learned.

The reason why I learned writing and ventriloquism is because of what Di Lieba said just now, he wanted to record some stories for the two girls, so as to save them from being bored while waiting for the show.

He found a stationery store, bought a high-end voice recorder for 7000 yuan, then went to the supermarket to pick up things, and Shen Yan went back to the hotel.

It's not yet four o'clock, so it's a bit early to cook, Shen Yan put the ingredients into the refrigerator, then pulled a chair and sat in front of the window, and turned on the recording pen.

On the way back, he was thinking about what story to record, and after thinking about it, he decided to record "Ghost Blowing the Lantern".

"Ghost Blowing the Lantern" was a well-known work in his previous life, Shen Yan had never read it, but he had heard it, and what he listened to was the audio novel of "Ghost Blowing the Lantern".

Chapter 62 Tell a Ghost Story

In his previous life, Shen Yan listened to "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" just for entertainment, even if he liked it, but it is obviously impossible to keep every plot in mind and copy the whole book.

He remembered a general idea, only remembering the general storyline and main characters.

These memories are useless, not even as important as those fragmentary music melodies.

Because novels rely on the writing style and the author's ability to tell stories. The same plot, in the hands of different authors, presents completely different results.

If you don't know how to write, even if you know the outline of the novel, it is difficult to write any good works.

This is also the reason why Shen Yan wants to learn writing skills. With this skill, the memories in his mind will become valuable again and become inspirations one by one.

"huh"

The sound of wind mixed with weird music resounded in the house.

If someone is outside the door, they will definitely think that they are watching a horror movie in the house.

But in fact, the sound of the wind and the weird music were all made by Shen Yan's mouth.

This is the power of the guru-level ventriloquist, which can imitate any voice that has been heard, and the similarity of the imitation is also extremely high.

"Tomb robbing is not sightseeing, it is not reciting poems, it is not drawing embroidery, it cannot be so elegant, and it is not so leisurely strolling... All these deeds must be told from a fragmentary book "Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang Fengshui Secret Art" left by my grandfather. From the beginning, the second half of this incomplete book was forcibly torn away for some reason, leaving only the first volume of Fengshui Mysteries. technique..."

Facing the recorder, Shen Yan was creating in his brain while narrating. Fortunately, his mental strength has increased greatly after practicing Qi, otherwise he would definitely not be able to use one mind at the same time as he is now.

Besides, his voice at this moment is completely different from his original voice, it has become gloomy, hoarse, and weird. The voice is not very pleasant, but the rhythm is well controlled, which makes people keep curious and expectant all the time.

At this time, what he used was not only ventriloquism, but a combination of ventriloquist and lines skills.

Line skills are a branch of acting skills, and lines themselves are also a kind of acting skills.

A character is composed of four elements: facial expressions, body changes, emotional changes, and lines. The four elements are of equal weight and are indispensable.

It's just that the current entertainment industry, especially the Huaxia entertainment industry, doesn't pay much attention to lines, and many actors use post-dubbing.

In fact, this is very detrimental to the performance. After all, the performance and the lines are two people, and it is difficult to achieve a perfect integration.

Lines do not focus on the sound itself, but on the rhythm of speaking.

How the emperor talks, how the beggars talk, how the soldiers talk, how the motherfuckers talk... People with different occupations, personalities, and status have completely different speech rhythms.

At this moment, Shen Yan is using ventriloquism to change the voice and create an atmosphere, and then use his lines skills to control the rhythm of the story.

Shen Yan didn't stop talking until 06:30. Yang Mi called just now, saying that they had finished the show and were going back to the hotel.

In two hours, Shen Yan talked about the first chapter, Chapter 10 of Jingjue Ancient City, and the progress was not bad. After transferring the recording from the voice recorder to the mobile phone via Bluetooth, Shen Yan started to make dinner.

……

"What are you doing in my car?"

Yang Mi's nanny car drove out of the set. The woman curled up her white legs and said to Di Lieba who was sitting next to her.

Di Lieba was very dissatisfied with Yang Mi's attitude, frowned and said: "You are indeed a hypocrite, you are friendly with me in front of Shen Yan, and when Shen Yan is away, you will show your bitter side."

Yang Mi extended.With pale fingers, he said: "First, you may have misunderstood what kindness is. When have I ever been kind to you? Second, it's not like you don't have a car yourself. Why are you taking my car?"

"What's wrong with taking your car? You're still sleeping with my husband. Did I say anything?"

Yang Mi wanted to continue bickering, but she didn't hold back, and burst out laughing, lying on the back of the chair in front, her delicate shoulders shaking all the time.

"I have a question that I want to discuss with you. Shen Yan told me a story today, which I have never understood."

Di Lieba repeated the story that Shen Yan told her in the afternoon, and then asked curiously: "Why do you think the kitten said that eating sugar hurts the butt?"

Yang Mi's expression was strange, and he said, "Did Shen Yan tell you?"

"Ok!"

"Not serious!" Yang Mi muttered, and then said to Di Lieba who was eager for knowledge, "Because the puppy slept with the kitten when it passed out."

Di Lieba was stunned with her mouth open, and said after a while, "Then why is the butt hurting?"

Yang Mi said: "Go through the back door!"

Di Lieba opened his mouth even wider, looked at Yang Mi in surprise, and said, "Could it be that you..."

"Go away, I don't have one!"

"Then how do you know?"

"Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig running?"

Di Lieba nodded numbly, then suddenly approached Yang Mi with a mysterious face, and said in a low voice, "Say, what can be done in that kind of place?"