The Right Way to Open a Perfect Life
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As Wang Zulan spoke, she came to Shen Yan's side and stood side by side with him.
Seeing this scene, everyone laughed again.
It's just because Wang Zulan and Shen Yan's height and body are quite different.
Deng Chao said with a smile: "I don't know why, seeing Zulan and Mr. Shen standing together, I suddenly have the feeling of seeing my son and father together."
Chapter 700 Run, Dear
"Come on, Xiaodi, stand over here.
Chen He asked Di Lieba to stand on the other side of Wang Zulan, and then smiled at the camera: "Look, it looks like a family of three.
"Hahahahaha!"
Not to mention, Wang Zulan, Di Lieba and Shen Yan are standing together, just looking at the height, it really feels like a family of three.
Wang Zulan's net height is 1.6 meters 1.6, and his shoes are only 1.7 meters 1.7 or [-], while Di Lieba's net height is [-] meters [-], and his shoes are [-] meters [-].
Shen Yan is even taller. He is 1.8 meters 1.8 in height and [-] meters [-] or [-] in shoes.
So looking at it from the front, the three of them stand together, which is a standard family of three.
"Father, mother!" Wang Zulan was obviously very skilled at butt-butting, and immediately squatted down, shouting to Di Lieba and Shen Yan in a childlike voice, but he quickly stood up straight again, and said loudly: "No, something is wrong. I feel that my parents have a problem with me. Otherwise, why are my parents so beautiful, but they made me like this?"
Zheng Kai said: "You may have mutated.
Chen He said: "Hey, what do you have to say about this matter, your parents should be troublesome, okay, such a good gene is directly wasted by you like this."
Shen Yan patted Wang Zulan's shoulder, and said, "I'm to blame for this. My mother was too nervous when she gave birth. I wanted to ease the atmosphere so I made a joke. Who would have thought that after you were born, you would look like a joke." "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Everyone laughed, Di Lieba squatted on the ground laughing directly, while Wang Zulan screamed and grabbed the scarf and looked collapsed.
Shen Yan then smiled and hugged Wang Zulan as an apology.
Wang Zulan knew what Shen Yan meant, and patted Shen Yan on the back, expressing that he was fine. As an old member of Running Man, he certainly knew how to cooperate, everything was just the effect of the show.
The guests of variety shows are a bit like those who talk about cross talk. In many cases, they need to joke with each other to get a laugh. Of course, variety shows are definitely not as frequent as cross talk, and the scale is not so big. The cross talk can't wait for the [-]th generation of ancestors to come up with jokes, and the variety show will definitely not be so over the top. "Mr. Shen has a new work this time, right." Deng Chao then opened his mouth and mentioned the movie. Propaganda.
Shen Yan nodded and said, "Yes, my new movie "Dear" will be released nationwide on May 5, I hope everyone supports it.
"Wow, Teacher Shen's masterpiece, everyone must not miss it." "I hope the audience will support it!
"May 5, don't remember it wrong."
After some laughing and publicity, the show came to the point. Yao Litian walked up to everyone and said, "Welcome everyone to the beautiful Dalian. This episode, the theme of our show is to find my dear. The nine of you came to The purpose of Dalian is to find your brothers and sisters who have been lost for many years, and your brothers and sisters are among the nine of you."
"Oh? Who are my siblings?"
"I feel that Mr. Shen and I are definitely not blood brothers, because the genetic difference is too much." Then Brother Chao and I are definitely not blood brothers, too much age difference. "Oh my god, what if my husband and I are siblings?Director, you don't want to ruin my marriage, do you? "" Ha ha ha ha ha! "
Yao Litian and other guests chatted and laughed for a while, and then said: "At present, it is certain that the nine of you belong to three different families, but it is not clear who is in the same family. In the next game session, the winner , will get some clues about his life experience.
And today our final decisive battle will also be carried out among the three families. In the final part of tearing up the famous brand, which family will stay in the end will win the final victory.Alright, let's move on to one of our challenge locations. "Yao Litian retreated after finishing speaking, while the men's running team and the two guests shouted the classic slogan of the show: "Run, dear! "
Then the nine guests followed the staff on board the yacht that had been waiting at the pier, and headed for the first mission challenge.
Although Dalian is an important port city, the environment of the sea area is quite good, and it doesn't make the sea water turbid like other port cities.
The sea in Dalian is very clear, a piece of deep blue, connecting with the blue sky in the distance.
Coupled with the bright sunshine, the white waves brought by the yacht, and the seagulls flying by from time to time, the scenery is really beautiful and very pleasant.
The only pity was that the nine guests didn't have the time to appreciate the beautiful scenery right now.
If it was the recording and broadcasting in the past, it would be okay. During the time of rushing, it is basically the rest time for the guests. As long as they don’t jump directly into the sea, they can enjoy whatever they want.
But right now it’s a live broadcast, so it’s impossible to rest. At most, you don’t need to be as tired and serious as playing games, but it’s also impossible to sleep, or stay silent all the time, let alone enjoy the beautiful scenery of the sea without doing anything.
"To be honest, I don't know about others, but I think Teacher Shen and Xiao Di may really be a family." Deng Chao leaned on the seat of the yacht, analyzing seriously.
Chen He, who was sitting opposite him, said, "Are you crazy? They belong to the same family, okay?" Deng Chao smiled and said, "I'm not talking about this family, I mean, they are very likely to be related by blood."
"Brother Chao, please be merciful, my married life is very happy." Sitting next to Shen Yan, Di Lieba said with eyes wide open. Are Teacher Shen and Xiao Di very similar?
Others subconsciously compared them carefully, not to mention, they were a bit similar.
Of course, it's not a likeness in the pure sense, it's just a resemblance, which probably has something to do with the three-dimensional facial features of the two.
"It does look a bit like it!"
"That doesn't mean anything. It might be a couple. Brother Chao and Sister Li look alike too." "I think it's not accurate enough to distinguish by similarity. Judging from the past habits of the program group , Our three families must be evenly matched. It is impossible for a family to be strong and a family to be weak, so this is the key.
"Da Hei Niu is right, if you put Da Hei Niu and Mr. Shen in the same family, can we still play?
The correct way to open soft rice
Chapter 701 This is middle-aged
"Can you use your brains, are you two pigs?" Chen He nodded his temples, looked at Li Chen and Zheng Kai helplessly, and said, "Don't always think about tearing and tearing, what does it mean to be evenly matched? We don't know who and Zheng Kai are right now? Who belongs to the same family, we don't even know who is a brother and who is an enemy, and we are completely blind.
Even if Xiaodi, Yang Zi and Zulan belong to the same family, if they know their backgrounds in advance and know more clues in advance, do you think they are still weak, and they can still tear us apart, okay? "Deng Chao suddenly showed a strange smile, his eyes swept over the faces of several people, and said: "Maybe, some of us may already know our life experience. "Lu Han said: "Is it an undercover agent? ""Oh?Not impossible. "
Several people looked at each other, their eyes became vigilant, and the smiles on their faces became strange.
Wang Zulan suddenly said: "I feel that something is wrong with Mr. Shen, haven't you noticed, Mr. Shen is too quiet, and he hasn't said much from the beginning to the end.
"That's right, it seems that after boarding the boat, Mr. Shen became a little abnormal." Wrong!Teacher Shen is a little strange. "My husband, you can't really be an undercover agent. "
Everyone looked at Shen Yan. Shen Yan didn't explain. He leaned back and tapped his hand on the table a few times rhythmically. But, said: "You should all know where the theme of this episode comes from."
Yang Zi said: "The theme of this issue is to find my dear, it should be based on the movie "Dear", right?
Shen Yan nodded, and said: "Actually, there is a dark line in "Dear". Apart from the male and female protagonists, only I, the director and screenwriter, know about this dark line, so..."
Shen Yan's eyes suddenly fell on Deng Chao, and the others followed Shen Yan's gaze to look at Deng Chao.
Deng Chao spread his hands, laughed helplessly, then pointed at Shen Yan and said with a smile: "Mr. Shen is beating people upside down, is it right, is it right? .”
Shen Yandao: Don't get excited, I didn't say you were, I'm telling the truth, even though I know that dark line, even though I have doubts in my heart, I'm not completely sure, but there is one thing I'm sure of, that It means that the program group arranges who is in the same family as who, and there is indeed a certain connection, otherwise there would be no clues.
Everyone nodded subconsciously, Di Lieba blinked his big eyes and asked curiously: "What does the certain connection mean?"
Shen Yan said: "The simplest thing is that there are people of the same age among the nine of us, so people of the same age must not be a family. It doesn't make sense to have two children a year."
Di Lieba was the first to retort: "That's not necessarily true, what if they are twins?"
Shen Yan said helplessly: "Sister, twins are born on the same day, the same month, the same year, even the same hour and minute. How can there be such a coincidence among us?"
"Oh, yes!" Di Lieba nodded her head.
"Read, I'm wrong." Deng Chao suddenly pointed at Chen He and Zheng Kai.
"Missed the watermelon, you, I also found that you talk too much today." Chen He slapped Deng Chao's hand pointing at him away.
Deng Chao said, "Aren't you and Kai Kai born in the same year?"
Chen He and Zheng Kai looked at each other, then Zheng Kai stood up suddenly, and distanced himself from Chen He, "It makes sense, our birthdays are four months apart, my mother couldn't have just given birth to me four months ago, Chen He will be born in four months.
Li Chendao: "So He He and Kai Kai are definitely not from the same family. This method of exclusion is quite reasonable. Who else is similar in age?
Chen He said: "At that time, you and old Dengtou, who else could there be? Aren't you both forty?"
Shen Yan and Di Lieba are in tacit understanding at the moment, they both have surprised expressions on their faces, and their eyes are also wide open.
Di Lieba: "My god, Brother Chao Chen, are you both so old? It feels like you are not much younger than my father.
Shen Yan: "40 years old, this is considered middle-aged, this age still participates in variety shows, dedication, admiration." "Pfft!
"Hahahahahaha!"
Everyone laughed, even the staff of the program group were amused.
Li Chen put his head in his hands and yelled loudly, looking crazy.
Deng Chao stood up and said, "Declaration, I solemnly declare that Lao Li and I are not the same age. Lao Li is indeed 39, but I am only [-] this year, which is a whole generation behind."
Chen He said: "So you are indeed middle-aged, but Old Li is actually an old man, or else he would have no eyebrows."
"Hahahahaha!" Everyone laughed again.
The live broadcast room was also extremely lively at the moment, with bullet screens covering the live broadcast screen tightly.
Hahahaha, I feel that the stalk of Li Chen's eyebrows will never be forgotten. ""Shen Yan and Xiao Di's expressions just now were so cute, they really are a couple, even their expressions are in sync. "Ms. Shen is finally here. I have been looking forward to Mr. Shen's coming to run men. This time, I finally fit in with Xiao Di." "Are you brainstorming again in this issue?" "
"I hope Mr. Shen will go undercover, it should be fun.
"I hope that Mr. Shen and Xiao Di are brothers and sisters, and save these two people from always throwing dog food."
Talking and joking along the way, the group arrived at the first mission site, Dalian Bangchui Island, which is also a well-known tourist attraction in Dalian, named for its resemblance to a stick.
"Honey, what's a mallet?"
On the island, Di Lieba followed behind Shen Yan step by step. At this moment, she put her small white hand on her forehead, and while looking at the scenery on the island, she asked Shen Yan curiously.
The mallet is a product of the times. Before the invention of the washing machine, in the age when technology was not obvious, rural women basically washed their clothes by hand. Some small items of clothes are okay, but some larger items, including bedding It is difficult to wash by hand, so there is a method of beating the clothes with a mallet to make the clothes cleaner.
Objectively speaking, washing clothes with a mallet is very tiring and requires constant beating, not to mention that the washing is not clean, and it also damages the clothes. However, there is no way to do it at that time due to the age limit.
This thing is definitely not common nowadays, or in other words, it has completely disappeared in the long river of history. Even in rural areas, most households have washing machines, and few people use this thing to wash clothes anymore.
The correct way to open soft rice
Chapter 702 The ball situation is this ball situation (seeking monthly ticket)
Di Lieba was born in the [-]s. When she was born, the Internet appeared and televisions began to spread. She may have heard of old-age items such as sticks, but apparently she has never seen them.
"Zu Lan, do you know what a mallet is?" Shen Yan didn't answer his wife, but asked Wang Zulan next to him.
Wang Zulan shook his head blankly. Although he is much older than Di Lieba, there is still some distance from that era. Besides, he is from Hong Kong City. Before the last century, Hong Kong City was much more prosperous than the mainland. He had never seen such a thing.
Shen Yan said to Di Lieba: "Did you see, this is a club." "Hehe!"
Di Lieba covered her mouth and smiled, but soon she realized that she stared at Shen Yan with wide eyes, puffed out her small mouth, and said fiercely, "What do you mean, I'm also a stick."
Shen Yan put his arms around his wife's neck, changed the subject in a timely manner, raised his chin towards the sea in front, and said, "Look how clear the sea water here is.
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