I Want a Low-key Traverser, So I Try to Act in Secret

At this time, music with a strong sense of rhythm is playing in the venue, and a team of cheerleaders who don’t know where they are found are dancing around the venue with short skirts and thighs. The four parts, which are praised in four directions at the same time, are equivalent to the atmosphere group of the disco dance floor, which is warming up the atmosphere in the venue.

The dancing is very exciting, and there are many blond and blue-eyed girls in the team, and the dancers in the mysterious country are also of high quality.

"Huh? We saw that the one who came out of the contestant channel was the challenged contestant Li Xu, who is now very famous at home and abroad. He was accompanied by two companions who often appeared in his videos."

The sound of music in the venue was suddenly lowered, and the dance and noise of the girls were interrupted for a while, and the voices of two professional commentators sounded on the radio.

"We all know that player Li Xu is a hot star in foreign countries. Since he uploaded his first self-made video, he has been loved by fans and praised by the industry. The number of followers has broken through in more than a month. At the 8000 million mark, the popularity in China has not diminished, and it has been ranked first in the hot search list for more than a month. Originally, Wang Tianwang released a new album, but unfortunately he was born at an untimely time, and failed to win the hot search No.1 once again. Ranked second in the district, it has already dropped out of the hot search list”

"We saw that Li Xu and his two friends were still holding the Mala Tang they just bought. They seemed to be in a good state of mind and didn't mind the upcoming defeat at all. However, it is true that they played so long in advance. It proves that this lad has never participated in relevant competitions before.”

"I don't agree with you saying that. It hasn't been compared yet. How can you easily make a judgment and conclude that player Li Xu will definitely lose?"

"Okay, player Li Xu and his little friends were not affected by our off-court commentary at all, they sat down in their player seats very relaxedly, and were still eating Malatang... I will answer your question now, from the data From the looks of it, Li Xu is [-] tall and weighs only [-] kilograms, so he can only be regarded as a lightweight player in terms of boxing."

"What we are going to conduct is a martial arts competition similar to no-restricted fighting, which cannot be measured by the rules of boxing competitions"

"You're right, but the gap between the two sides in terms of physical data is too great. Let's talk about the physical data of the challenger Meng Hu. He is 101 and weighs 800 kilograms. Judging from the photos on the big screen, The body fat rate of the Tigers is very low, and the body is not fat, but the muscles that have been trained for a long time. The striking ability output by this kind of physique is very terrifying. The right fist of the famous boxer Mohammad Awai It weighs [-] kilograms. Putting it on most ordinary people is definitely a fatal blow. We also saw it on the scene, and there were indeed medical personnel prepared for first aid outside the field. I don’t think Meng Hu prepared it for himself. of……"

The music was muted, and the cheerleaders on the field continued to dance, but most of the audience's attention was attracted by the debate between the two commentators.

……

For the three of them, there was no suspense in winning or losing. The only turmoil might be how Li Xu wanted to win with an exaggerated degree.

"It's a pity that you can't place bets here, otherwise you can make a lot of pocket money if you get upset."

Rin Tohsaka combed her unique twin ponytails as usual, but her hair was a bit fluffy. The three of them used sticks to pick food from each other's paper buckets from time to time, looking very close.

Because of the first operation, someone did not control the voltage well. She was severely drilled by the real electric light poisonous dragon (meow) before, and her body was paralyzed. She had been lying down for a whole day before recovering.

Arturia didn't go out for the past two days, and stayed in the room with her to pet the cat.

The three of them were chatting casually, unaffected by outside comments at all. After about a quarter of an hour, the cheerleaders who were active on the court filed out. In the BGM, Meng Hu came out surrounded by everyone in a red robe.

I don't know if it is a reference to foreign events, but there are some fanatical fans on both sides of his appearance channel, leaning out while climbing the railing with one hand, reaching out to touch his body like worshiping an idol.

Climbing up to the ring from the gap between the guardrail ropes on one side, he flicked the red silk robe on his body, and under the light on the top of the ring, he showed a body that was indeed very majestic. For a few weeks, won the cheers of the audience.

The atmosphere was heated to a climax (meow) all of a sudden.

Over there, under the host's explanation, Li Xu knew that it was time for him to play, so he stood up and helped Tohsaka Rin and Artoria collect the spicy paper buckets, took them to the trash can on the sidelines and threw them away. Turn around and climb up the ring slowly.

At this time, the lights of the audience were turned on, and there was a referee wearing a vest and trousers on the stage, who stepped forward to inquire about Li Xu's clothes, and checked them briefly to prevent weapons from being hidden inside.

"Contestant Li Xu may be proficient in some martial arts routines, but he is still very amateur in actual combat. He wears a jacket and trousers and has long hair. It is easy to be caught by clothes or hair in this kind of competition without ordinary rules, and then beating"

One of the two commentators commented.

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"When" a bell rang.

There was a burst of noise from the auditorium, mainly black fans, except for Li Xu's face-worthy face control and mother fans, most of them were cheering for his opponent.

It should be Meng Hu who had been oiled, and his greasy muscles appeared under the light, and he rushed towards Li Xu vigorously, and punched him out.

"Okay, Meng Hu took the lead in launching the offensive. We saw that his attack was not violent, and there is still some leeway..."

The passionate voice of the commentator also sounded on the field.

And it was only at this time that Li Xu seriously thought about how to defeat the opponent.

Brush a shield first, then dodge to Meng Hu's back, and slash him unconscious with a hand knife... Would it still be too exciting for the audience and the camera?

If you don't have a protective shield, don't use it, and instead of knocking him unconscious, you wake him up and let him scream in pain?

(Note: Sand Sculpture News, a thief burglarized, wanted to learn how to use a hand knife to stun the owner of the house to facilitate homework, but the good guy woke him up)

He subconsciously dodged Meng Hu's attack and stepped back.

As if he was hitting a sandbag, and once he got the upper hand, Meng Hu uninterruptedly attacked Li Xu with a set of highly ornamental combination punches. Into the dead corner of the ring.

And Li Xuhei in the commentary is also adding fuel to the fire to strengthen this concept.

"...Meng Hu's movements are very weak and full of strength. Li Xu can't deal with it at all. He can only back up and avoid attacks. Now he is cornered. He! There is no way to retreat!"

With the enthusiasm of the opening, the emotions of the audience were easily aroused by him, "OHOHOHOHOH..." mixed with some dialects of "Fuck him to death!" and "Don't hit Li Xu!" If you focus on Tohsaka Rin and Arturia, you will find that the former is quite boring with one leg on the other, and his arm is still on his own leg to support his chin. The latter can't see any tension looking very relaxed, whispering to the former.

Straight punches, uppercuts, elbows, knee bumps... Meng Hu seemed to be hitting the sandbags with all his strength, and the bang and bang sound of blows echoed throughout the audience. , very clearly:

"The current situation reminds me of a scene where someone cornered a wall and beat him violently. Player Li Xu seems to be just an actor. I really can't figure out why he accepts the challenge of a professional player. Judging from the current situation, he was beaten by Meng Hu. The players suppressed with no backhand power, today's match is like... ahem, it should be over soon"

Probably because he thought that he was paid, so he didn't say the sarcastic words, but changed his words temporarily.

But only Meng Hu and the audience beside the two saw some clues.

His personal attacks were either blocked or dodged. That's right, Li Xu still used one hand to defend against most of the attacks when they were in face-to-face contact. Like his lover, Li Xu writhed in his arms, although it looked... er, weird?close?Or obscene?Anyway, they all dodged.

And during this process, Li Xu put one hand into his trouser pocket...

After 30 seconds, the spectators and commentators from other directions also noticed something was wrong, and the referee on the field was holding on to the guardrail rope, and the old man who was stretched out was stunned.

Meng Hu was also confused for a while, but he had excellent on-the-spot quality, put aside distracting thoughts, and still focused on the onslaught.

only……

"Ok?"

Li Xu seemed to be awakened from his contemplation, because a completely different experience of "close-to-face milk" was called on his face, and he was still complaining in his heart, "Let's drool softly for the child", but he has already reacted.

Fuck, this is a man's greasy pectoral muscles sticking to his face... Fuck!

His subjective consciousness finally came online, and he pressed his hand on the opponent's chest, thinking "well, lighten up", but Meng Hu seemed to be a real actor. Backed up, all the way back into the opposite corner, knocking the stump holding the leather crookedly, and the chain reaction caused the entire rope fence to tremble violently.

The scene changed from the hustle and bustle of voices to the sound of needles falling, only the electromagnetic sound of the microphone echoed slightly over the venue.

Li Xu wiped his face in distaste, twitched his fingers, oiled his hand... Then he didn't look at the opposite side, but looked around the auditorium. His real name might be Sister Baoer from Hongbo.com, and he met the other day Little Bae Sheep, and several other face-to-face Internet celebrities or audiences waved.

Ordinary people couldn't see the way out. Some audiences and fans who were worried about Li Xu immediately cheered, ah ah ah ah, oh oh oh, like a lot of rice circles.

Li Xu looked at the opposite side, still maintaining the posture of putting one hand in his pocket, raised the hand he had been using all the time, and made a provocative gesture of hooking his palm.

The 30-second full attack caused Meng Hu to lose some physical strength, and he was also shocked by Li Xu's ability to completely block or evade his attack in this extreme state. He did not accept the provocation, but carefully adjusted his breathing, Slowly leaned up.

At this time, there was a replay of the previous footage on the big screen on the sidelines. Only then did the two commentators come to their senses, and said in a neutral manner:

"It's unbelievable how Li Xu did it. He was unscathed. From the video playback, we can see that he used very small movements to evade, and used one hand and occasional kicks to resolve all the attacks of the Menghu player. "

And pointedly said: "It seems that we have all misjudged, Li Xu is not a simple video producer and Internet celebrity, but a fighter with a considerable level... This reminds me of his previous fight with a tiger , the video of training tigers to reduce their desire to attack humans, let’s compare it now, oh my god, it’s not a live-action shooting, it’s not a movie effect with special effects and some shooting techniques... Oh, the Menghu contestant chose again Attack, he made a move!"

"But this time Li Xu didn't back down..."

……

Meng Hu punched him, Li Xu grabbed his gloved wrist with one hand, and kicked him out, breaking his sense of balance, and Meng Hu fell forward.

Before he took a step and regained his balance, Li Xu pulled his wrist with one hand, driving his whole body to jump backwards, immediately turning his hard work in vain, and he threw forward uncontrollably.

Li Xu made a slight knee bump, which looked more like Meng Hu fell on his knee with his forehead than an active attack.

Meng Hu turned backwards violently, it was obviously just a small knee bump, but it seemed as if he was hit head-on by a heavy truck.

Li Xu let go of his wrist, took out his hand from his trouser pocket, turned around halfway, and made a punching gesture.

It's just an ordinary fist, just a full posture. In traditional martial arts, it's a move that mysteriously hits the yellow dragon and the black tiger to pierce the heart. It takes a step forward, and the horse step is placed between Menghu's legs. Start with fist strength.

"Gently..."

Before the balls landed and touched his knees wearing sportswear pants, there was a bang, it didn’t sound like hitting someone’s chest but like a tire burst, Meng Hu’s body with a height of 1.9 meters zero) The model flew out, smashed through the guardrail ropes of the boxing ring, flew over the heads of a circle of staff off the court, and rolled directly into the auditorium.

The third row of auditoriums is 20 meters away from the boxing ring...

Meng Hu didn't bump into anyone, but continued to slide backwards for more than ten meters on the slope of the auditorium aisle with his butt backwards flat on the sand... After standing up, he immediately covered himself Holding the crotch, wearing a pain mask and lying on the ground to relieve the pain of the butt and the egg.

There is a sound of silence in the scene, and even the city seems to have paused for a moment, zooming in to the entire map of the mysterious country and even the entire earth-this is a common expression method in cartoons.

But in fact, the singing and dancing outside the venue are the same as jumping the car and running the plane, and they are flying in the sky as usual.

Various live broadcasts and TV live broadcasts, also because the photographers couldn't keep up, were not as shocking as the live effects. The most similar sentence in the live broadcast room where you can speak and type at this time is: "Meng Hu is Is it a fake match!?"

Only Tohsaka Rin and Arturia could see it clearly. At the moment of punching, Meng Hu had a faint shield on his body - Li Xu brushed it on him, and then he punched him in the chest, but despite In this way, he flew backwards in a very accurate direction and did not hit anyone. However, after the shield was broken, under the huge inertia, there was a reverse prostate brake...

At this moment, he was already foaming at the mouth, maintaining the Wudang posture, and Lao Gao, with his butt sticking out, completely passed out from the pain...

Li Xu looked at him funny, stuck out his tongue and made a grimace, then shrugged his shoulders, circled the ring with his fists clasped, and jumped off the ring from the other side.

"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH"

"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH"

"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH"

It wasn't until this moment that cheers erupted in the venue, as if the roof was lifted.

……

When walking out of the player channel of the sports venue, the cheers from inside and the infectious commentary of the two hosts can still be heard from behind.

Li Xu was holding a few rolls of facial tissue that he had wiped his face in his hands, and he didn't see a trash can along the way, so he was planning to find a trash can and throw it in.

"I thought you would use a more gorgeous way to solve the opponent."

Rin Tohsaka held a cone of ice cream in her mouth and said... Li Xu is immune to cold and heat, she is immune to the changes of cold and heat to the same degree as Artoria, and eating ice cream in the cold weather is a strange enjoyment derived from language inheritance , After getting used to it, I feel pretty cool.

"That's too scary. Whether it's smashed into a ball of meat or burned into a pile of black charcoal, it's too early for people in this world."

When approaching the exit, Li Xu saw the trash can across the street in the distance, crumpled up the facial tissue and bounced it far away.

The ball of paper flying out like a cannonball, due to its own weight and strong wind resistance, when it approached the trash can, the kinetic energy given to it by Li Xu had been exhausted, and it flew into the mouth of the bucket silently and accurately. No pedestrians or vehicles were encountered.

Arturia treats any food with a piety that is almost religious. After eating a cone, she asked her lord to order another one, and handed the package to her. The trash can method, so she put it in her [luggage] first, and then deal with it later.

A figure stood at the exit outside. Although it was against the light, Li Xu saw who it was without being disturbed at a glance, and let out a "huh".

Zhuang Wei.

"Long time no see, why, the investigation team has been formed?"

After the two parties approached, they exchanged casual greetings, walked to the sidewalk on one side, and chatted like ordinary friends while walking.

"Yes, the list of all the personnel was finalized the day before yesterday. I learned that you are here to compete with others. I figured out the time. I flew over here and watched the game... Well, in the words of young people, the food abuse competition? "The middle-aged handsome guy was wearing casual attire, without any identity marks or features on his body, he looked no different from ordinary office workers shopping.

"It's not to abuse food, but after you join in, you can't hide the existence of people like me. It's better to let the general public know in advance, so that public opinion can develop within the scope you can control." Li Xu smiled.