Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

Holy Light, this elf deserves a hammer Author: Orange Juice Meow

A certain boy who drank cold water on earth with his teeth stuck in his teeth, obtained the ability of a paladin in the game to travel to another world. He thought that a bloody journey awaited him, but what he never expected was that he would travel through the world. It is the world of the magic-modified Pokemon.

Do you want to play against the trainer here too?

You don't know about super evolution and Z moves?

As long as the level is enough, the elves can still be naughty?

Feng Xian looked at the elves around him and raised the sledgehammer in his hand.

Come, come, upgrade!

attribute table

Hmm~ This book can be regarded as a book that is more friendly to PM newcomers, because I have read a lot of PM colleagues, but the problem of Naihe's attributes really makes Meow nothing to say.The most famous one is probably the mutual restraint between the super energy system and the ghost system, right?

Up to now, Meow can still see the super-powerful effect of fighting ghosts in PM colleagues.

In the final analysis, this pot should still be dumped on the Muyinpian or the first-generation game of the year?

Because there were only Geng Gui's family in the first generation of ghosts, and Xiaozhi used ghost stones to fight Nazi's Yongjila, so many people later used ghosts to fight super power gyms.

As a result, he was hanged and beaten, and then there were rumors of ghosts and superpowers interacting with each other. In fact, these were spread randomly by people who had never read the attribute table, and the results have been spread to this day. .So much so that some newcomers still think that ghosts and superpowers are mutually restraining.

In fact, it is ghosts and super powers that counter each other, it is better to say that Ghost Stone and Yongjila are the ones that counter each other.

The Guisi family is all ghost + poison, and the ghost system is twice as restrained as the super energy system, so this is no problem.

But the problem lies in the seemingly inconspicuous poison attribute, because the super energy will also cause double the restraint effect on the poison system.

That's why in the game, there will be scenes where the ghost-type skills have outstanding effects in hitting Hudi, and the super-energy-type skills have outstanding effects in hitting Geng Ghost.

In fact, the super power type has only double the normal effect against the ghost type. .

Well~ Meow, I can't guarantee that I will write something like mentally strong thoughts to kill Bangira in a flash in the future, so let's take a look at the attribute table. .It will be very cool to catch meow's loopholes in the future, won't it?

hornbee

The painter is called Takeshima basically from him?The ~emmm transferred there is slightly different from the anthropomorphic appearance of the future Big Needle Bee in Meow's book. Meow's Big Needle Bee is a scarred beauty in terms of setting.Well~~ After all, the big wife!appointed!

Looks better after finding a Mega next time~~~~~

Chapter 0: A Time-Traveling of Outrageous Disgrace

Feng Xian felt that in his previous life, he absolutely forcibly demolished more than 100 couples, or burned tens of thousands of heterosexuals to death!

Otherwise, how to explain his unprecedented character in this life?

Not only was he abandoned by his biological parents since he was born, but he was also picked up by an old man who scavenged waste and liked to watch Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The old man, who could not read a single word, actually drank Red Star Erguotou and listened to operas on a broken radio, clapping his hands. The name is given, Zhao Fengxian, Zhao Fengxian, I can use my legs to figure out which two characters are combined.

It's a pity that God doesn't seem to want to just let him go.

What reagents suddenly exploded in chemistry class, what electric fan suddenly fell off during evening self-study, what bus suddenly snaked out of place, etc., these are all small things, just in the thunderstorm last week, Feng Xian said He was forcibly driven all the way by Luo Lei.

It is not difficult for a person to live strong for a day, but it is rare to live so strong for a lifetime!

"Holy Light, 6 boxes of eggs don't produce 3V, it's a garbage game." In a room with a slightly exaggerated decoration, I was holding a [-]DS silently. Shell dream players, Fengxian is confident that he can recite the speed lines of every broken shell dream, but this is of no use, non-chiefs are non-chiefs after all, let alone flashes, just stupid fish Fengxian Just fished for a full month.

"Forget it.. Take it easy." Feng Xian rubbed his swollen brain, but before he could close the 3DS, two soft things stuck to his back, With that sweet voice that is enough to tire people, a charming voice began to be activated in Fengxian's ears.

"Dear little Bubu, you probably haven't forgotten what day it is today!"

No need to look back, just look through the round mirror placed on the table, and you can see the alluring figure at a glance. The dark lace dress is as thin as a cicada's wings, and the waist is tied with gold silk into a big Even the crystal shoes can't set off the perfect proportions of her slender thighs. Her long purple hair is rolled up by a phoenix hairpin, and it hangs around the two towering canyons in front of her like a waterfall. It's just her His face was covered by a half-crying, half-smiling mask, leaving only those sapphire blue eyes as blue as the sea, which was regrettable, but infinite reverie arose in his heart.

Such a charming and charming person, in the past, it would definitely be a disaster for a confidante who harmed one side.

But her name is not Su Daji, but Zhao Xiaotian. This name, which is as low as Wang Fugui's, is said to be a masterpiece of his father's whim.And it's because of the family, so this young girl who is said to be 16 years and 110 months old has no hesitation in calling herself a sister.

"I said it's too early for Sister Xiaotian? Maybe at night." Feng Xian rubbed his long hair at the temples and felt a headache.

"No, no! I want it now! Hey! Let me tell you quietly! My sister has got a new pose in the past two days!"

"I really have nothing to do with you..." Feng Xian sighed helplessly, put the 3DS aside, and said to Meiji who jumped on the bed excitedly: "Let's say that this time there will be a fee! 100 Just in case!"

"No problem! As long as it's you, it's not a problem even if the price is doubled!" Meiji immediately came up with a cheerful smile and said, "I'm afraid you won't be able to hold on!"

"Joke! Young master, I have been in this business for so many years and I have never received a bad review!" For a moment, Feng Xian's eyes lit up, and after three hours of hard work, he finally pulled out all his strength. . .

I finally got through the dungeon with the salted fish who was eating snacks and shouting 666 on the bed.

"It's really the number one grandma in the national service!" Looking at the dad with the fox head in the game, he knocked out six ⑨ on the forehead of a turtle with a hammer, and her 12 salted fish numbers Only worthy of shivering in the corner.

"Ah, it's shipped! It's the original life again?! Hahahaha. My little loli is about to graduate! Huh? Xiaobu, why are you disconnected again?"

"..." Feng Xian closed his notebook, and replied solemnly: "Chang Cao, Mo Fang!"

"Just brag, you'd be ashamed to wear a fake pig jacket all year round!"

"Hehe, the fake pig set is the best in the world!" Feng Xian's expression was calm, but no one knew the tears falling in his heart. This damned Ouhuang is already the third Huanggu this month!

That's right, what Fengxian is playing now is a game called Disconnected City and Weak Warriors, but it's not the same as Zhao Xiaotian's two blooming dogs. Fengxian only specializes in the role of Paladin, which is the so-called Daddy, as for the reason, there is nothing else, nothing more!

As a pure-blooded African, in this age of indifference, only this fox head is still warm.

"400 million, thank you for your patronage!"

"Wow, black-hearted ghost! Do you really have the heart to double your sister's money?"

"I can't bear it! I can't bear it! How many times have you been in the car! I haven't counted the money for you last time! Hurry up! I took the money so I can open the box! There is an event to buy 1 box in these two days 1 for free!"

"... Are you done with the magic juice in that warehouse?"

"If a person doesn't have dreams, what's the difference between a salted fish!" Feng Xian grabbed Zhao Xiaotian's shoulder with an inspirational face, well, the expression that was about to cry is not inspirational anyway.

"Okay, okay, but I want to remind you, you should go to work." Zhao Xiaotian knocked on her Cartier watch, showing a smirk under the mask.

"Go to work? Aren't I resting today?"

"The people need you, young man!" Zhao Xiaotian put his arm on Fengxian's shoulder: "Our store cannot do without you! Do you just have the heart to watch your sister live on the street? Hey!"

"Hehe, even if the whole world starves to death, you won't live on the streets, you bastard!" Feng Xian tapped Zhao Xiaotian's mask with the knuckle of his index finger. It doesn't mean he's stupid!Anyone with a slightly normal mind knows that a cliff that uses a luxurious villa as a nightclub is a rich man!

The people who consume here are not first-class rich kids. Any random person here is the son of the boss of a certain listed company, the prince of a certain small oil country, and the performers here are all first-class Music family and rich family!

Even the lowest-level waiters who serve dishes have been trained in professional classes since they were young, and their salary for one month is worth a year's salary for white-collar workers outside!

All in all, this is an unreasonably tall nightclub. As for what a poor student who dropped out of high school can do here?

emmm. .To be honest, Fengxian didn't know what he was supposed to do at first, until a woman wearing a mask calmly took out a whole set of women's clothing.

My surname is Zhao, my name is Fengxian, and my name is Xiaobu. Do you know the number one in the store?

In just a few minutes, Fengxian, who put on a light makeup, walked out of the room slowly, showing an angelic smile, and then. . .

Then. . .He fell into the river.

PS: Meow to mess with!

Chapter 1 The fruit on the tree, you and me under the tree

The night was deep, pitch black, and the scenery could not be seen.A round of black moon hangs high in the sky, the roar of ferocious beasts in the dense forest comes and goes, all trees tremble, and chaotic leaves rustle and fall.

In the mountains, a majestic waterfall washes over the rock like the Milky Way, but in this endless darkness, a candle is flickering, as if it will be extinguished at any time.

A thin figure was tied to a dead tree, his eyes were full of horror, and in front of him, two mysterious men in black robes set up a cumbersome magic circle at his heels.

It took about an hour before the formation was completed, and at this moment one of the black-robed duo uttered an old voice: "Yun'er, do you still remember the story I told you back then?"

"Since I remember, it is said that every thousand years in this Black Moon Continent, there will be a person blessed by the heavens. They will either become the greatest brave men in the world, or become emperors who command one side, or establish a sect and establish a sect to achieve great success. Nian Jiye. Our Cangxing clan has produced such a great person, hasn’t it?”

"Hehe, silly boy." Looking at the longing eyes under the black robe, the mysterious old man sighed, "Actually, he lied to you."

"What?!" The girl under the cloak showed a surprised expression.

"Our Cangxing family is proficient in divination and profound art, but the talents are withered and oppressed by the people of the world. The ancestors of our family spent incomparable energy and financial resources to research the secret method of transferring flowers and trees to transfer the glory of the son of luck at that time. Hongmeng snatched them all."

"grab?"

"That's right! And today it's your turn." The old man poked the figure tied to the tree with the crutch in his hand, "And according to the divination of his ancestors, this guy is the son of luck in this era , now is also the time for me to fulfill my ancestor's entrustment."

The old man slowly raised his palm, and the powerful soul movement immediately blessed the old man's body, and the old man's body began to collapse gradually!

Wheels of destiny began to appear on the man's head, as if he knew his future, and the mouth gagged with silk cloth kept making indistinct cries for help, but this was a deep mountain, and the old man wanted to save himself for this time. The plan has been planned for decades, and naturally there will be no mistakes.

"Grandma!"

"Don't feel sorry for me! You are shouldering the mission of reviving the Cangxing clan!" The old man stretched out his withered palm and moved the sun, moon and stars on the formation, and the wheel of fate appeared on the girl's head. When the fates of the two flashed at the same time, most of the old man's body had disappeared, and in the end only two eyes were left, with expectations and regrets in his eyes.

Finally, the fate was changed at the moment when the old man disappeared, and the act of stealing the sky and changing the sun was completed under the eyes of the sky.

"Grandma, don't worry! I will revitalize the family and restore the glory of the past!" The girl stood up lightly, with a crazy look in her eyes, looking at the dying child tied to the tree trunk, the girl also untied the The shackles tied to his body, looking at the waterfall that can crush even gravel, felt ruthless in his heart.

"Bold madman! Put my young master down quickly!" There was a scream in the sky, and a tall figure riding a handsome divine bird rushed towards the girl.

Seeing this, the girl finally pushed the man down the waterfall without any hesitation.

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Orange Blossom Forest - Located in the southeast of the Black Moon Continent, it is a peaceful woodland. The abundant aura makes it a natural treasure house, and in this woodland is a small city built of stones. Luoyue, the town is not big, but it can attract a lot of traveling merchants. The medicinal materials here are not only full of aura, but sometimes even a lot of rare goods can be found. Turn up.

And in Luoyue City, 90.00% of the people are descendants of the Zhao family, and the Zhao family is also the largest family in Luoyue City. It is said that the ancestors of the Zhao family came here in pursuit of the falling stars from the sky. It took hundreds of years to build the dilapidated village to its present scale.

At the corner of Luoxing City, in a courtyard full of singing birds and flowers, Feng Xian opened his eyes in a daze, blew his nose and felt a little blocked, and his mind was a little dizzy.

"I've caught a cold..." Feng Xian's mind was a little confused, and he fell into deep thought while looking at the strange ceiling.

Which turtle grandson dug a hole in front of his room?

Until now, Fengxian can still clearly remember that after he fell into the river, his strong survival instinct made him keep thrashing on the turbulent river, until a person exactly like him bumped into him and smashed himself faint. .

"This dream is really bizarre. By the way, this hospital is too old-fashioned. The beds are still made of hard boards. Don't you know that I am a patient? Anyway, my monthly tax payment is also among the top three in the city. Ah!" Feng Xian yelled weakly twice, but what appeared in front of his eyes was not some gentle and pleasant nurse, but an old lady in plain clothes.

"Master, you're awake! Oh, I'm a mother! You've finally woken up, Master! You've been in a coma for three days! Steward! Manager Zhao, Master Xiaobu, has woken up!"

The old lady's voice was so loud that Fengxian almost fell into a coma for the second time.

The young butler, Mr. Zhao?