Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

"Bring back my old lady's expression! Damn bastard!" Juan Juan roared hoarsely at Feng Xian's closed window.

"She must be jealous of Miss Ben's beauty!" Juan Er viciously bit the ration in his hand in half, but even if he was unwilling in every possible way, the human female in front of him was the only way for him to be free. If the task fails, with the cruelty of the black-robed man, I'm afraid it will be her turn to be the next one to have his brains cracked.

Shaking the dust off his body, Juanjuan glanced at the somewhat dirty hair, and if he smelled it carefully, there was a disgusting smell.

"Tsk, such a state is not acceptable. I heard that the more noble humans are, the more picky they are about elves. I thought a human girl would be easy to deal with, but it seems that we need to think about it in the long run." Juan Juan was quite resentful Forgot to take a look at the closed window, picked up the remaining rations, and the rabbit sneaked away.

"Ha~~ What's the sound in front? Has Lada been stepped on by the tail?" The yawning Xueshi stretched out, looking at Feng Xian's gesture of leaning on the window with his buttocks, his eyes suddenly It's getting weird.

"Tsk, the estrous period of human beings is really difficult to control..."

"Huh? What did you say again?"

"Nothing." Xue Shi purely looked at the ceiling.

"By the way, if you see a rabbit near the dojo recently, remember not to let it in casually... Do you understand?" Although Feng Xian didn't know what this curly ear was trying to do, he stayed away from it. It's always true that an elf with a human mind is far more dangerous than a genetic beast that can only be destroyed by brute force.

"rabbit?"

"Well, I'm allergic to rabbits." Feng Xian spoke nonsense with a serious face.

"Hey, have some rabbit-like elves moved to Yingmancheng recently? That's a bit troublesome, rabbit-like elves reproduce very quickly." Taowu rubbed his chin and murmured, turning aside The Haixun released its turban and stood on the other side of the battle ring with an absent-minded expression.

"How do you stand in the ring and still look like you haven't woken up? To be honest, if there are no accidents, you and your turban will be the key."

Lv: 38 Turban gangster【♂】

Rarity: Orange/Rare

Attribute: Fighting/Evil

Cheerful personality

Ability: molt

Comprehensive evaluation: [Silver level]

In terms of evaluation, Haixun's orange-crowned lizard can only be regarded as a very ordinary one, and its characteristics are not popular intimidation in battles. The attribute of fighting plus evil is also destined to be a fighter who is afraid of fighting.

But now there is no time to pick and choose. Facing the selection of the two elves, Cheng Guanxi and Kung Fu Itachi, honestly, if possible, Feng Xian would rather let them go to the back mountain to catch a fiery monkey.

It's not that Fengxian looks down on them, it's just that after being the tail of the crane for so many years, he wants to change in ten days, unless he is crossed.

If Kung Fu Itachi can evolve into Master Itachi, it is very hopeful, but the experience that Kung Fu Itachi needs to accumulate to evolve into Master Itachi is too huge, just like the name of Master Itachi itself, it needs to go through a lot of hard work to improve the level It can only be evolved at level 50.

The evolution line at level 50 is at the same level as a quasi-god. Don't look at Master Itachi's weak appearance, anyone who can evolve into Master Itachi is a genius with a lot of effort.

Even if Fengxian's strange power is one-on-one with Master Itachi, the odds of winning are probably only [-]-[-].

Hearing Fengxian's words, the haze on Haixun's face became more intense. Now nearly half of the dojo's life and death rests on it. It is necessary to win the dojo back to the victory of the three, but my family Knowing his own affairs, he and his turban gangster are not opponents of Hei Yu Dojo at all, and the other party is not a fool. Knowing that he only has a turban gangster, it is impossible to give him any chance to fight back.

Thinking of this, Hai Xun took back the turban bastard on the field, and sat down seriously in front of Feng Xian.

"In fact, compared to the two of us, there is one person who is more suitable for us to play..."

"...Is there anyone else in your dojo?"

"Yes! Actually, when Ah Kuan came to do things that day, you also saw it. It was the little sister who stood beside it all the time and thought she was transparent when she didn't speak. In fact, she is also a disciple of our dojo, and she is even our teacher. Senior sister is called Youpeng Yingxiang, she is this person." Hai Xun pointed to her head with a strange expression: "When a woman falls in love, her IQ will drop by 80.00%, but I suspect that her IQ dropped by [-]%."

"Like Ah Kuan, a villain who has no sense of shame and beats him up doesn't know what's good about him."

"Well...there are always such desperate women in this world, so is she eligible for the competition?"

"On behalf of the dojo, it is enough to have a person who has been registered in the dojo for one year. Sister Yingxiang was not kicked out, nor did she join another dojo. She just eloped with Kuan. I think Master and the old man should wait. Let her come back, hey..."

"Then how is her strength?"

"It's very strong. If it's serious, even Ah Kuan is not her opponent. When she left the dojo, she had a level 39 flame chicken, but it's rare for her to use it now. Now she uses more. It's her Nido Queen, she is very famous in this city full of cherry blossoms..."

"Cockney sister."

"..."

Chapter 421 Miss Body, Beggar Life

Yingman City - Yingman Clinic.

In the days when everyone is fighting for the P1 competition, this remote medical center can be said to be the most leisure time. In order to adjust the state to the best, those aggressive trainers dare not take it easy Injure yourself so that there are not many people in the whole treatment center.

Just when the doctors in the center lamented that it would be best to have such a leisurely life in the future, two youths dressed in fancy clothes walked into the clinic.

The male is "vicious" and the female is "yin and yang". Anyway, in the eyes of ordinary people, these two guys in front of them can already be labeled as bad guys.

Just when the gatekeeper was thinking about whether to let the hospital security come out, that vicious guy dropped a handful of coins, picked a bunch of the best flowers at the door, and entered the inpatient ward.

"Tsk.. I guess the family members are sick. It doesn't matter whether they are villains or hooligans, it's the same here." The old man at the door shook his head, and finally gave up the idea of ​​asking the security to drive them out, but Let people keep an eye on them.

"Ah Kuan, there are less than ten days left before the fighting competition, you said our dojo can..."

"It's your dojo, not ours." Before Yingxiang finished speaking, the vicious guy interrupted, "I know you have deep feelings for the dojo, if you want to go back, I won't stop you .”

Glancing at the door number of the nursing center, Ah Kuan just wanted to raise his foot and violently kick the door open, showing the demeanor of a gangster, but he hesitated when he touched the door with his toes, and "gentlely" pushed the door against it. opened.

The room is not big, and it can only accommodate a bed. On the bed is an old man with a thin face and white beard. This person is the owner of the youth dojo and the owner of the Matsushita family, Matsushita Baipu.

"When I was alive, I was such a nosy old man, but I didn't expect to be quite peaceful now." A Kuan casually threw the flowers he bought next to the old man's bedside table, and he sat down on the bed next to him feeling bored. on the chair.

"Tsk, anyway, you can't hear what I say now. When you were young, you were such a person who paid attention to benevolence and justice, but in the end there are only two idiots who inherit your mantle...

"You say that I am rebellious, that I am exaggerated, that I have discredited the dojo, but what you don't know is that white needs the support of black. The two most proud disciples of your life, after knowing that you have this disease, you know How did they do it?"

"They didn't even look at you. They were afraid that they would be forced to take over your mess because of the so-called benevolence and righteousness. For the sake of so-called benevolence and righteousness, they collectively made up excuses that I broke their legs. One, two, three Four of you, thanks to your group of idiot apprentices, I just walked around the door of your apprentices twice, and your ashram collapsed with a bang."

"It's a pity, you can't see these, otherwise I really want to see if you can still talk about benevolence and righteousness after knowing all this."

"Kuan..."

"Let's go, if those idiots find me an eyesore, I will inevitably have a lot of trouble." Pulling the chair aside, Ah Kuan and Yingxiang left the nursing home without saying a word. The few security guards who were staring at him subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.

Time flies by, and it is night in a blink of an eye. Hai Xun and Tao Wu, who have been abused for dozens of hours, are walking with their hands on the wall. Zeng Jin and the others naively think that the training in the dojo is already very hard , but compared with Fengxian, it is simply heaven.

When training elves, Fengxian is more kind, but when it comes to training people, this guy simply doesn't treat them as human beings!

If you tell it, others may not believe it. Today, they were broken by a disabled big needle bee for a whole time, more than once!

Whenever their legs were broken, Feng Xian would breastfeed them back at a faster speed, which can be called hellish Spartan training, making them wander between broken bones and broken bones all afternoon , from the initial shock and crying to the final smile in numbness facing the fracture, the two have undergone a huge change in their mentality.

"What's the matter with these two guys, why have they been giggling since they started eating?" Wan Er hurriedly put the rice in his mouth, looking at the puzzled faces of the two foolish guys holding the bowls and chopsticks in front of him.

"It's probably because the strength has become stronger, so I'm too excited." Feng Xian shrugged, scooped two spoonfuls of bone stick meat with soup from the earthen jar and poured it into their bowls.

Looking at the bone stick in the bowl that was split in half and the bone marrow solidified into jelly, the bloody scene during the day is still vivid in my mind.

At that time, did my own bone marrow flow out like now?Looking at the bone soup in the bowl, the two couldn't help covering their mouths.

"Hurry up and eat more, I have to practice more tonight! I'll give you my share of the bones, anyway, I don't... um? You... damn it! Don't spit on me, you bastard!!"

"Ah~ ah~ Sometimes I don't know if you're doing it on purpose or if you're really stupid. Now feeding them bone soup, isn't it deliberately torturing them?" Xue Shi rolled his eyes and moved the chopsticks in his hand He took out an energy cube from the bag and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Hmm... Sure enough, the energy cube tastes the best. If you try harder, it will take less than a month for the machine's energy bar to fill up."

"That's really good news." Fengxian threw the soiled clothes aside resentfully. Ever since Xueshi's showdown that he was an elf, Fengxian had handed over the energy cube maker to Xue for the convenience of feeding. When it's time, I even gave it along with the recipe. If you want to eat it, you can make it yourself, and by the way, you can help improve your proficiency. Fengxian is also happy about it.

"Advanced energy cubes, just thinking about it makes your mouth water."

"Crack..."

"Ah, what's that sound?"

"It's Miss Ben's heartbroken voice!" Juan Juan, who was leaning on the window, bit the wooden frame vigorously, with an envious and jealous expression as if he wanted to gnaw Xueshi's head off on the spot!

"It's a waste of heaven and earth! You actually treat this rare delicacy as an ordinary thing, and give it to my mother to eat with gratitude! This is a reward from God! You bastard!" Juan Juer patted the window sill vigorously, looking at the appearance of eating in the snow , quite distressedly took out an energy cube, carefully broke it into two halves, looked at Xueshi's heroic eating, but Juaner could only stick out his tongue to lick miserably, until he licked the energy cube Only after melting, eat the other half.

"Coo coo coo." Hearing the protest from his stomach, Juan'er let go of his little hand holding on to the window sill, dragged a piece of cardboard he picked up, and began to lay the corpse in a corner of the courtyard.

"Give me some strength, haven't I already eaten during the day!" I picked my ears and rubbed my uncomfortable forehead and belly. I must find a way to talk to that human female tomorrow, and I really want to sleep in it. The soft bed. "

"The cardboard is so hard, and it's so cold at night."

Miss Rabbit, who was starving, curled up in a corner. For a moment, she began to regret it.

Freedom seems to be too much of a luxury for her now. For the sake of the Wu Zang Temple in the future, our Miss Rabbit started a new plan in her dream.

Chapter 422 The Tragic Little Bunny

In the early morning of the next day, our Miss Rabbit pulled the hair covering her body and forced herself to wake up from hunger. Otherwise, she even suspected that she might have slept to the west.

After tidying up the "bed" for sleeping, the well-groomed Curly Ear clenched her fists, this time she must charm that human female.

For this reason, she also launched and prepared Plan 2. As a rabbit, Juaner understands the truth of the three caves of the cunning rabbit, so she waited patiently at the door of the dojo early this morning, and pawed on the wooden steps of the dojo. Waiting for someone to go out.

Maybe God was moved by her persistent spirit, and soon the door opened, like a bull in heat, two human beings squeezed into the narrow doorway and refused to give in to each other.

"Hai Xun, you already went to see the master yesterday, right? It should be my turn today!"

"No, no, you are the hope of the dojo! Leave the chores of taking care of the master to me!"

"No, no, I'll come!"

"I come!"

"I'm coming!"

Seeing the scene where the door frame was cracked by them and the cracking of the bones, the scene in front of him gave Juan Juan an unprecedented visual impact and spiritual shock.

"Humans, are they such creatures that like to do chores?"

Well, before Juan Juan could get the answer, there was a slightly noisy buzzing sound, and the death-like big needle bee silently stuck behind the two of them, and the bee needle in his hand pierced Taowu's clothes The leader picked it up easily, ignored the opponent's howling, and dragged it to the training ground.

Hai Xun, who escaped and ascended to heaven, even shed tears of joy, "Don't worry! Master will be taken care of by me, go and be safe now!"

"Hahahaha!" Hai Xun, who was like a psychotic attack, even drifted a lot when walking, as if his life was full of hope.

"Woo! Woo!" Seeing that this brain-dead human being is about to pass by him, Juan Er, who is extremely hungry, doesn't care. It's good to have one, as long as he can stay in the dojo, at least the problem of eating can be solved. It's settled, let's talk about the assassination or something!

"Huh? Rabbit? It turns out that the instructor wasn't joking. When did we have curly ears in Yingmancheng? They're so cute!" Hai Xun knelt down and rubbed the soft little curly ears. Face.

"Little darling...Little darling..."

The anger of Juaner who was rubbing his face began to soar wildly, but for the sake of his hungry stomach, Juaner could only keep a smiling face and let the guy in front of him ravage his little round face.

"Damn you bastard! Have you rubbed enough? The hair on my face is almost bald by you! I want to go in! Do you know if you go in!" Finally after nearly 3 minutes of selling face, Hai Xun Finally picked it up.

"Finally! Miss Ben has finally come in...it's not easy." Thinking that he finally no longer had to sleep on the street and endure hunger, tears welled up on Ju Juan's face.