Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

How to bet, how to bet, is completely up to Fengxian alone. Even if Fengxian wants to compete who pees farther, Ji Wuming, who opened his mouth, has to take off his pants honestly. Who made him swear before that they The Ji family kept their promises.

But Fengxian still couldn't do such an unscrupulous thing.

Feng Xian reckoned that he was going to really do this, and he was so afraid that a group of people would gather around his bed and scatter razor blades tonight.

Therefore, our classmate Zhao proposed Wendou to Ji Wuming based on the principle of people-oriented and people-oriented.

"Wen Dou? Are you sure?" Ji Wuming knocked on the pipe in his hand, with an expression of interest: "Don't think that I'm an old man because I'm not familiar with elves. From what I have seen and heard, to be honest, I am no worse than some researchers, and I am not afraid to tell you, old man, that I used to abandon literature and pursue martial arts."

"Really? Then how about we increase the difficulty?" Seeing that Ji Wuming offered to increase the difficulty, Feng Xian naturally would not refuse.

"How to add?"

"Qinqi, calligraphy, painting, poetry, music and tea, blowing and playing lyrics and pen chapters. Since we want to fight in literature, we must fight thoroughly." The corners of Fengxian's mouth gradually became presumptuous, "The name of the elf is the question, and we will give each other questions for a limited time. Write poems, music, and paintings for that elf for an hour."

"Interesting.. This is interesting! Interesting.. Very interesting!" Ji Wuming squeezed his fingers, not frightened by Fengxian's proposal, but showing an expression of eagerness to try.

Playing piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, music and tea, blowing and playing lyrics and pen chapters.

Fourteen simple words have already summed up one of the "arts" in this world. A hundred years ago, human beings struggled to survive under the minions of monsters. The skill that was regarded as a treasure by the ancestors has become something that cannot be put on the table in modern times.

Since Feng Xian dared to put these fourteen words on the table, he was sure that Feng Xian could deal with the 5000-year-old culture of ancient China even with a little bit of fur.

"Then who will be the referee?"

"I..." To some surprise, Ji Luo, who had been silent by the side, appeared next to the two of them, staring straight at Feng Xian with both eyes, making Feng Xian a little hairy.

"...Ahem, my daughter is quite good at Yiqu culture. Of course, if you mind her status..."

"No, let her do it." Feng Xian waved his hand, not minding at all: "At that time, everyone here will have their own conclusions about who is strong and who is weak..."

"Young people become arrogant if they are too proud." Fengxian's words were more or less jarring, and Ji Wuming was more or less displeased. You must know that art is very complicated, just the calligraphy and painting Let’s talk about it, good and bad laymen can’t tell the difference at all. There are many rare calligraphy and paintings that may not be as attractive as a certain gimmick master pouring a cup of soy sauce.

If a layman can see the strength and weakness, then there is only a gap in hard power.

Ji Wuming didn't say anything else, just because he ate more rice than Fengxian, he didn't think he would lose!

To a certain extent, Wendou is more complicated than Wudou. Wudou can win as long as you beat one side until it can't stand up again, but Wendou needs a lot of things to prepare from the beginning, not to mention this martial arts style. In the country, I managed to find two large square tables and two writing brushes for writing letters from the dusty warehouse. This is the limit that the Youth Dojo can get.

However, it is clear that neither Fengxian nor Ji Wuming is counting on the youth dojo. If a worker wants to do a good job, he must first use a sharp weapon. The pen in the hands of a literati is like an elf commanded by a trainer. The slightest deviation will affect the next victory. burden.

"Have you decided which elf to choose to make things difficult for the old man?"

"It's not really making things difficult, it's just for the sake of winning." Feng Xian had already laid out the game when he thought of using Wendou to bet, and it is natural that Feng Xian's topic will not be something simple .

"You are honest.. Bring it here, I want to see what questions your kid asked me." Ji Wuming put the pipe in his mouth, took the note from Fengxian with one hand and laid it down. After opening it, seeing the name on it, her brows twitched wildly. To be honest, Ji Wuming has already made plans to write poems for elves like stinky mud and double bomb gas.

But he never expected that the topic that Fengxian handed over would be it.

— Arceus.

Arceus, an elf that only exists in mythology and has not been confirmed exactly.

It is said that it was born from an egg, and then created the whole world, that is, the so-called God of Creation. People praise him, and people sing about him, because there are too many legends about him. It can be said that even Bards are too lazy to recount things, and even many stories are fabricated.

The four words Arceus itself is a limit to creation, because it is a god, a god in the true sense, it is omnipotent, it creates everything, you know nothing about it except praise, you have nothing to do start.

Fake big empty, without a sense of reality, it is like asking a believer to describe their beliefs, in addition to praise and praise, what can they create again?

What's more, Ji Wuming doesn't even know what Arceus looks like!What did you let him do?In the end, it is nothing more than singing its legend and praising its valor, and anyone can write such clichés.

"Boy, you are cruel." When Ji Wuming got this question, he also had a headache, and his raised face was more or less dark.

"Aren't you the same?" Feng Xian frowned as he looked at the note handed over from Ji Wuming.

— Meloetta.

Yes, this is very dear.

If it were someone else, I'm afraid they have never even heard the name of this elf.

But for Fengxian, this is not a problem at all. As the incarnation of music, Meloetta just clicks a question and sings a song casually, isn't it better than the other party's?Feng Xian sang in a bar back then, so it was considered a library of Chinese songs.

Just singing her own song in front of Meloetta, was this not a challenge for Feng Xian?

"Interesting." A gleam flashed in Feng Xian's eyes, he put the note in his hand into his trouser pocket, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

"Tao Wu, let's go...Follow me to the City Lord's Mansion."

"What... what are you going to do?"

"To live."

"???"

Chapter 468 Alchemy Piano

If you want to do the best job, playing half-baked music is obviously not our classmate Zhao's style. Before he was tricked into this world, Feng Xian was also a local Internet celebrity.

With a high attainment in music, he was born with extraordinary talent.

[Absolute Pitch] He was born with this ability. After systematic training and a huge amount of money, Fengxian's development in music is like a flood that can no longer be stopped. Violin, piano, saxophone, drum kit In Fengxian's hands, there is no difficulty in the hands of ordinary people who can only specialize in one instrument in their entire life, as if these instruments were born for him.

There is no one in a million. The nobles who were once active at the top of the world have offered Fengxian an olive branch, but Fengxian has rejected them one by one, because he understands that the only place where he can breathe in that world is the bar.

If we used to play for life, now it is purely for interest, interest full of memories.

If you want to play music, the most basic thing is to have a musical instrument. Fengxian does not expect to have a piano or violin in this world where entertainment is relatively scarce.

Especially among the folks, in this world, music is a patent that can only be enjoyed by the rich. It is good for ordinary people to listen to it loudly. Those songs that are out of tune can be blown to the sky. One can imagine the lack of music in this world. Sample.

Restricted by the background of this world, most things like musical instruments are expensive, and only nobles are eligible to collect them.

"So you came to my place to look for musical instruments?" City Lord Luoying who was packing his bags showed a wry smile, "Sister, I'm sad right now, so you're here to play the autumn wind, isn't it good!"

"Really? Why did the version I heard say that you, the city lord, are going to be promoted."

"If you stay in one place for a long time, you always have feelings, and this Yingmancheng was cultivated by me, just like the elves you cultivated. Today, I suddenly told you that I want to part with it. Will you be in a good mood? "City Master Luo Ying said angrily.

"That's right.. If City Lord Luoying doesn't mind, why not come and listen to a song? It can be regarded as a practice for you."

"You...really know how to sing?" City Mistress Luoying frowned her pretty eyebrows, her face full of suspicion.

"A little understanding, a little understanding, I barely learned a little bit before."

"Have you learned?" City Lord Luoying's face became more and more strange, "I don't know what the national conditions of Longyao Empire are like. There are no men in the Kingdom of Shadows who sing."

"...cough, in a word, let me see the musical instruments in your collection first." After a short period of embarrassment, Luoying City Master took Feng Xian to the banquet hall. Although these musical instruments are collected, they usually have something Activities will still be used.

Not only musical instruments, there are many servants who are proficient in these musical instruments in the city lord's mansion. These musical servants were trained from childhood and then "sold" to the nobles. This time the city lord Luoying moved, these musical servants naturally wanted to go with her Yes, after learning that someone wants to use music to practice for the city lord, the music servants were also very surprised. After all, only women in the land of shadows can learn this thing.

With the order of the city lord, the musical instruments stored in the city lord's mansion were quickly moved here. Feng Xian took a rough look and it was almost the same as he imagined.

After all, Feng Xian had already heard the musical instruments used for accompaniment when the banquet was held in the City Lord's Mansion.

Among them, the most famous and most expensive is probably the shamisen on the shelf.

As a traditional musical instrument in the land of shadows, shamisen, as a musical instrument, it has only three strings. The tone is simple, but it is very delicate. According to the difference in structure, there are obvious differences in different ranges. It occupies an absolute position in opera, but it is much different from modern music. It feels a bit wrong with the music that is contrary to He and Fengxian's desire to present.

However, there is no way around this, because of the limitations of the times, if modern electronic music or rock style is performed here, nine times out of ten, you will be treated as a lunatic. The performance of "Back Street" is already quite extraordinary. A large group of young and beautiful girls danced and danced, regardless of whether they sang well or not, being cute and beautiful was enough, but this was not music, at best it was just a performance in the form of singing and dancing.

"Taiko.. This doesn't work either." The sound of a separate drum is too monotonous. It's fine for welcoming the gods and boosting energy in battle, but it's fine for important people to perform live. Singing while beating the drums, even Fengxian didn't That skill.

In addition, there are pipa and guzheng. .

"Isn't it good to play ambush on the pipa to send the city lord away?" Feng Xian couldn't help covering his face, but there are only a few options in front of him. Although the ancient style songs are quite appropriate in a sense, this parting sorrow , It's just that this kind of ancient tune can only be regarded as a very ordinary tune in this world, and it can even be said that it has nothing new.

To put it simply, it can’t give people a bright feeling, just like the hymn praising Arceus, whoever writes the same thing is just a few sentences, which can easily cause aesthetic fatigue.

"Are these all the musical instruments in the City Lord's Mansion?"

"You still don't think it's enough? Do you know how much these musical instruments cost me!" City Lord Luoying rolled her eyes. These musical instruments are all handcrafted treasures. All will lead to flaws in the timbre, which is why music is a luxury for the rich.

"City Lord, there is still a musical instrument."

"Which one?" City Lord Luo Ying was stunned for a moment, and then patted his head: "Oh~ I remembered, there really is one, but that thing is not a toy."

"what?"

"A few years ago, when I went to Yuming City to participate in the alchemy conference, I bought it by chance. It seems to be called an alchemy piano. It can make the sound of various instruments, but the sound is very messy and almost has everything. It's just a picture. It's just for fun." City Mistress Luoying shrugged, if Feng Feng hadn't mentioned it first, she would have almost forgotten about this toy that was gathering dust in the warehouse.

"Can you show me?" For those who don't understand music, all musical instruments are like toys, and Fengxian can't kill them with one bite, they are just rubbish, and the fact that they can make the sounds of various musical instruments is really impressive. Feng Xian was a little concerned.

Soon, this so-called toy was brought before Fengxian's eyes.

That's right, this alchemy piano is bigger than any piano Feng Xian has ever seen. The two-meter-high mahogany shell only leaves a bandstand for one person to enter and exit. Several instruments and switches are all over the entire operation interface. , Just looking at it makes one's scalp tingle.

"It is said that this thing is a piano, but it feels closer to a pipe organ on the outside."

The pipe organ is different from the general qin as a mechanical instrument. It has an absolute dominance in Western Europe and other places, and is known as the king of musical instruments.

But it's only external, the complex internal structure can be compared to an electronic organ.

"In addition to the main body for simulating the sounds of various musical instruments, there are also various peripherals, such as speakers, microphones, volume controllers, etc. Anyway... there are a lot of things." Luoying City Master smiled wryly. I also bought it out of curiosity, but the operation of this thing is too complicated. Although it can simulate the sound of a musical instrument, the sound needs to be tuned by yourself.

People who don't understand music just try to make music, and in the end there is only harsh noise.

"Oh, can you adjust it by yourself?" Fengxian touched his chin, and couldn't help feeling a little interested. Besides his talent in singing, Fengxian happened to have also learned tuning. Don't ask where he learned it, just ask That's Hawaii.

If it can be manipulated, it can simulate the sound of all instruments.

"I'll drop a holy light... Isn't this a universal instrument?"

"It's just a gimmick. I bought it back because of this, but the difficulty of operation is simply inhumane. Are you sure you want to try it?"

"It's okay if the operation is difficult. The key is the tone. If it can be used, I will choose it." Feng Xian patted the control room. If you don't read the manual, you can't understand the internal structure, but it doesn't matter since it's alchemy. Products can always be simplified.

"Can you give this to me first?"

"It's okay to give it to you. This thing is too big, and there are bits and pieces of accessories. Not only is it troublesome to carry it, but it also takes up space. If you take it away, I will give it all to you." Grandpa is full of style.

Now that the city lord has said so, Feng Xian has nothing to hesitate, and throws out six monsters, and the mess in this place is instantly emptied in the blink of an eye.

Clean as if someone had licked it.

Chapter 469 Get Through Together

"How? Can it be changed?" Squatting in the warehouse of the Youth Dojo, Feng Xian flipped through the instruction manual of the alchemy piano in front of him. A glance at the complicated and cumbersome instructions is enough to make one's scalp tingle.

"Please put the questioning tone out of your mouth. It's not bad if alchemy humans can climb to my heels... Such a bloated structure is probably designed by a guy with a lack of heart and a snake. Yes, I don’t have that many skills and design so many bells and whistles.” Lei Nuannuan grabbed something similar to a circuit board, eyes full of contempt and disgust, and threw it aside.

"Hey, don't let it break, I still expect to use it to perform today."

"Understood." Lei Nuannuan agreed with his mouth, but his hands didn't stop for a moment, and he took apart the power supply of the alchemy piano, showing an expression that really did.