Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

"Really? That's really a pity." When Feng Xian forgot to glance at the snow beside him who was stepping on the water, he swallowed back the name he was going to say. In fact, he was listening to Haiwen telling the legendary story. At that time, Feng Xian had already guessed who it was.

Possesses the power to instantly purify dirty and muddy water, the legendary incarnation of the North Wind - Suicune.

But it is very difficult to see this elf, after all, that guy is not like Celebi who lives in the Orange Forest, but it runs all over the world.Maybe there will be a place exactly like this Shuijing Lake in a corner of the world.

"Come here, Fengxian! The water here is so cold and comfortable! Huh... There are fish, such big fish. Hurry up and catch Fengxian!"

"Hey, hey! This is not a beach, and can I go to the city? If I want to play, I can go to the city!"

"Cut, what an incomprehensible man." Xue Shi pouted, and with a smirk, picked up the lake water and poured it directly towards Feng Xian.

"You guys are playing for real, aren't you! Lalulas... use your mind power to give her a hard time!"

"Lalu." Lalulas raised his small hand and rolled up the lake water, forming a wave that directly rushed the snow into the river.

"La la la!!" Looking at the wet appearance of Na Xueshi, Nalarulas started to giggle while covering his small mouth.

"You two guys! It's against the law to use skills!" Xue Shi gritted her teeth and angrily thumped towards the lake water. The surrounding fish seemed to feel her anger scattered and flinched. hid aside.

"Hahaha, you have to come up now! I'll let you go." Feng Xian bent down and tapped Xueshi's little head lightly, took out a towel and covered her face, and put it on her face. He hugged him.

"Eh? Eh! Hey... put me down, don't you feel ashamed like this?" Xue Shi patted Fengxian's chest hard, and passers-by looked over and saw the pair, and they all covered their faces and smiled, Quickly walked past the two of them.

"Shame? Come on, I still have some self-knowledge for outsiders to see me as a pair of playful siblings."

"Sister and brother?" Xue Shi was stunned for a moment, and then bit Feng Xian's shoulder without hesitation.

"Ah! Sooner or later, I will take you to a dog stew!"

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"Ah, you two have such a good relationship that I feel envious." In the lobby of the Alliance Guild, Hai Wen looked at Feng Xian who was knotting Xue Shi's little dress, and couldn't help sighing.

"It's just an occupational disease. This guy's aesthetics for clothes matching is still left in ancient times."

"What! Do you mean that I only deserve to wear clothes wrapped in leaves?"

"I'm talking about a long time ago..." Feng Xian rolled his eyelids and made a small complaint.

"Isn't that naked!" Xue Shi blushed angrily.

"I didn't say that."

"Fongxian, I'm not finished with you!"

【Increased anger index by 10086 when snowing】

"Hey, take it and eat it." Feng first rubbed Xueshi's face, then put a bag of colorful energy cubes into Xueshi's arms, looking at the colorful energy cubes in the bag, Xueshi His eyes also turned into stars, and he grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Sweet and sour..."

【Happiness index increased by 9999999..】

"Sir, your girlfriend is so cute." Coming to the counter, the alliance receptionist who was full of OL atmosphere showed a professional smile.

"Oh? Can you see it?" Don't get me wrong, Feng Xian, a straight man of steel, is only interested in the word "Mister".

"Not at first, but there is a message from the Dragon King on your crystal card, saying that you must not mistake your gender, otherwise you will be angry."

"..."

"Is my crystal card updated?"

"Yes... It has been completed. The internal task bar and expert lectures have all been completed. And as long as you are in Shuijing City, your crystal card will automatically receive the message from the main station, and you can refresh it at any time without having to go to the main station to update gone."

"Oh? That's really convenient. Is there even a Wifi setting? When will we get 5G?"

"Huh?" The alliance receptionist couldn't help but tilt his head cutely.

"It's nothing... talking to myself." Picking up the crystal card and opening the taskbar, tens of thousands of messages flashed on the crystal card.

"Click to filter nearby cities!"

"Ahem." Old Feng Xian blushed, sorry my dear Earth, for embarrassing you.

"Can I ask you something?" Looking at Fengxian's attentive look, the alliance receptionist showed embarrassment on his face.

"You said."

"Being a trainer is hard work outside, isn't it? How do you usually take care of your skin, and your hair is really soft and smooth. Boss, how about some cuteness?"

"..."

Chapter 75 Stupid fish is unsalable, help us!

"...For oily skin, it's best to wash your face alternately with hot and cold water. First wash your face with hot water to open up the pores of your face and then wash off all the dirt inside. The water temperature is preferably around 40 degrees or below , the water temperature should not be too high, it is not good for the skin, hot water, then mix the skin of Leba fruit and algae root fruit in a ratio of 2 to 1, rub slowly for 1 minute, the time does not need to be long, and then hit the face with cold water Let the pores shrink, reduce the secretion of oil and stick to it once a day in the morning and evening. If you stick to it, the oily skin will improve a lot.”

"Probably so." Feng Xian was holding a pen, looking like he was giving a lecture, except that the fantasy version of the cleansing cream was figured out by Feng Xian by relying on the alchemy formula. Some basics that are common on Earth.

For most women. . .

"Let's stop here first, and I'll email you the follow-up." Feng Xian clicked send, and sent all the main points and precautions of the previous long lecture to the email she designated.

"Boss, no god! You are the savior sent by God to us female trainers!" Looking at the extra email in his mailbox, the eyes of the alliance receptionist were even more golden!

"Fortunately, these are actually basic common sense."

"Common sense?!" The female receptionist was so heartbroken that she couldn't breathe. These rules, which are like treasures to women, are just common sense to the man in front of him?

"No, for the sake of the health of the female compatriots, I have to find a way to squeeze him out."

"Hey, soju, your eyes tell me it's dangerous."

"How come~ Haha, God, can I add you as a friend?"

"What do you want to do?" Feng Xian seemed a little vigilant, a man as handsome as him would always have moths trying to jump into the flames, and Feng Xian, who is clean and self-sacrificing, would not succumb to mere beauty.

"I want you to authorize me. I want to forward this article. Do you think so?"

"Forward it..."

"Why do you sound very disappointed?" The female receptionist was a little confused, but soon relieved, she took out her crystal card and swiped it directly on Fengxian's crystal card.

"The trainer [Futa Tuzi] requests to add you as a friend, do you agree?"

"Yes."

"Hey~ The name you chose is so dirty..."

"Compared to you, I feel pretty good..." The girl pointed to the name on her crystal card, and patted Feng Xian on the shoulder with an expression of a fellow.

"Great God, hurry up and post the follow-up! If you don't post it, I will send you the blade!"

"I'll write when I'm free. I'm too busy fishing recently, so I don't have time."

"Whether fishing is more important or code words are more important! Do you know! Every word and paragraph you write can soothe the hearts of many lonely girls at night? Compared with this, you have the nerve to go fishing? Save thousands I will entrust you with the responsibility of being a girl!"

"..."

"What? Is the flirting over?"

Back on the sofa in the hall, Xue Shi stared at Fengxian with a dignified posture, as if she was looking at a stealing cat.

"Come on, it's just a little bit of care for the outreach party." Feng Xian squeezed Xueshi's face, opened the crystal card, and opened the task column. Just pay attention to the missions of the alliance. After all, the ratio is 1:1. You can get as many alliance coins as you do for as many missions as you can. This is quite a bargain for Fengxian.

"Being the receptionist of the alliance requires good looks and strong business ability, and 10 alliance coins a day... What is this? Part-time job?" It's just that the task has already been accepted before Feng Xian recovered, which is 10 o'clock. The alliance point, Feng Xian rubbed the center of his eyebrows, the competition within the alliance may be greater than he imagined.

"Huh?" Just as Feng Xian was looking at the task bar, a long-term task on the top of Shuijing City aroused Feng Xian's curiosity. When he clicked on it, Feng Xian almost bounced to the ceiling.

"What's the matter? I'm so excited to have a spring on my butt." Xueshi, who was startled by Fengxian's sudden "threat", almost choked to death on the energy cube, kicked Fengxian with her little foot, and pouted.

But this time Fengxian doesn't have time to pay attention to her, now Fengxian's mind is full of the message on the taskbar.

[Love to help farmers, stupid fish is unsalable, help us! 】

"Haiwen, is there a stupid fish in Shuijing City?"

"You shouldn't ask that. What you should ask is how many stupid fish are there in Shuijing City." Hearing Fengxian's question, Hai Wen couldn't help rolling his eyes, "In our Shuijing City, there are so many stupid fish." The stupid fish are almost overwhelmed."

"Flooding?" Hearing Haiwen's words, it was as if a hammer hit Fengxian's chest, and Fengxian, who did not give up, couldn't help but ask again.

"This... isn't stupid fish hard to catch?"

"It's really difficult. The fish is very stupid. You don't have to bite the bait when you put the bait in front of it, but you don't have to use a fishing rod. You can get a few of this kind of fish in one net. Basically, you can catch it without struggling, even older children can grab it with bare hands, hey... are you okay? I think you look very bad?"

"No...it's nothing." Feng Xian calmed down the mixed feelings in his heart, raised his head at 45 degrees and looked at the ceiling, so as not to let the tears flow.

"To be honest, elves like stupid fish are simply a joke made by the creator. You must know that stupid fish is an elf that existed before Crystal Lake. It is an elf that grows in sewage rivers, and it eats everything. It is scary with tenacious vitality. , although it is not as disgusting as cockroaches and mice, but it is not much better. Even the elves are unwilling to eat it, and no one in Crystal City is willing to eat it. The key point is that this thing is still ugly , and basically does not move, not even qualified as an ornamental fish. As a result... it became a disaster."

"Then doesn't this kind of elf evolve? Maybe it will be better after evolution?" When Feng Xian asked this sentence, Xue Shi beside him was shocked. It turned out that there is still you in this world. Don't know something?

"That's even more nonsense..." Haiwen sighed: "Stupid fish is an elf that has no evolutionary form at all. There was once a master water system trainer who spent half his life training a stupid fish. At level 50, I have tried all kinds of methods, but the stupid fish is still stupid."

"That's it..." Feng Xian narrowed his eyes, "Then do you know where to sell stupid fish?"

"Do you want to buy stupid fish? Is it still worth buying?" Haiwen immediately reacted, and said earnestly: "You want to practice stupid fish? I advise you to give up, that stupid fish is just a It's a deceitful thing, if the master of the water system back then hadn't been dragged down by the stupid fish, he would have become the king of heaven long ago."

"It's okay, I just want to raise one for fun, after all, stupid fish is not common in other places."

"That's true... If you really want to buy it, I really know someone."

Chapter 76

As a typical tourist city, Shuijing City is mostly lined with restaurants, food stalls and homestays. Bypassing the bustling snack street and various specialty shops, Hai Wen led Feng Xian and others to turn a few corners. Came to a relatively remote place in Shuijing City.

The ground under his feet was soft, and the surrounding area was filled with countless fishy smells.

"here is..."

"This is the breeding farm of Shuijing City. As a tourist city, Shuijing City has food, drink and entertainment. Of course, food is the first place. The elves bred in Shuijing Lake are very full, especially the big claw crab, which is named after the whole country. To be honest, I feel sorry for you if you don't eat giant claw crabs this season."

"I'm allergic to freshwater fish." Feng Xian had a black thread.

"Then pretend I didn't say that." Haiwen shrugged, and led Fengxian and Xueshi to a relatively simple breeding farm.

"Fatty! Are you at home? Come out to do business!"

"Business? Where is it? Where is it!" The wooden door opened, and a fat man who looked like a meatball squeezed out of the door with squinted eyes and a vigorous posture. Fengxian could not help but see this familiar face. one light.

"It's you?"

"Fuck...how is it you?" After seeing Fengxian, the fat man subconsciously wanted to close the door and escape, but was immediately held in place by Nalarulas.

"Long time no see, Fatty."