Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

"Huh?" Chi Hong responded subconsciously. After all, the name Xiao Honghong was too long ago. When she looked at Xue who was holding a paper bag at the door of the hotel, her eyes widened. The shock in her eyes was no worse than that of Xue There are few times.

"Fuck! Why are you here?! You don't want your big forest anymore?"

"Me?" Wen Yanxue's face flushed slightly, as if recalling last night's scene, a blush spread across her cheeks, and finally she stood up proudly: "Of course I'm spending time with my husband. Honeymoon."

"Crack!!"

"Huh? Why did I hear the sound of something breaking? Is it my illusion?"

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Chapter 696: Good Luck?Peach Blossom Tribulation!

When the dazed Chi Hong held her shattered three-point view and looked at Xue in a daze, did she have hallucinations due to sleeping for too long?

First there were divine beasts begging online on the street, and then there were divine beasts who married as wives.

WTF?

Chi Hong always feels that the sky has changed when she wakes up. As an ultra-ancient primordial beast, she is considered to be one of the oldest group of beasts, but if she insists on arranging the order of seniority from the beginning of Arceus' creation of the world if.

Celebi, who was born together with space and time, is an existence older than it. Even if the cracked seat on the side of him is stabilizing, he might call Celebi kindly when he sees Celebi.

"Are you really married? Are you a human or an elf?" Chi Hong still had a little hope in her heart.

"Hmm..." Xue Shi pondered for a long time while holding his chin, and finally said with a troubled expression: "It should still be considered a human being."

"So? What do you mean?!" Chi Hong's expression was a little dull, how can you marry someone who is neither human nor ghost?

"Theoretically, it should be a human being, but they often do nothing."

Xue Shi helplessly spread his palms, recalling Fengxian's past and present "all kinds of evil deeds", it is rare to have someone to complain about, and even more self-contained to complain.

Thinking of the snow, he glanced at Chi Hong standing in front of him and couldn't help but put his hand on his forehead, his tone became more complicated.

"Forget it, there's nothing to say today."

"???" Chi Hong said hello with her mind full, are you also a riddler?

It's enough to make some riddlers all day long, and a dead house made by kneading hands, okay?

Thinking of this redness, she suddenly reacted. Since Celebi has been on honeymoon with her husband, she must know what happened to the outside world. Now that the outside world has become so chaotic, it would be false to say that it is not curious, but it is also true to be afraid .

Haven't you seen those guys who only dare to be keyboard warriors in chat groups?

Of course it would be great to have a "hero" who is traveling far away.

Without thinking too much, Chi Hong sent an invitation to Xueshi.

[Gulardo invites you to join the group of beasts blowing water, do you accept it? 】

"You guys even set up a chat group? Why, you guys started growing potatoes too?"

"What potato?" Chi Hong, who just threw herself out of the soil, couldn't understand what Xue Shi said for a while, and finally took out a green planarian that was only the size of a fingernail.

It looks soft and somewhat similar to a slug, and the eyes, one big and one small, are not at all bright, but from the appearance, it is impossible to tell whether it is a real creature or not.

"Zigold's cell? Do you use it as a chat server?" Looking at the little slug Xue Shi who was handed over by Red Red, his face was somewhat disgusted.

"Uh." Chi Hong, who didn't quite understand Xue Shi's words, silently nodded her head: "Anyway, as long as we have Zigold's cells, we can use telepathy from a long distance, which is quite convenient."

"Why didn't I know that Ziggard's cells still have this effect?"

"Why didn't she imprison a war criminal and think about it against the wall! Anyway, it's a waste to use it, and it happens to help her get rid of her 'drug addiction', killing two birds with one stone."

"Add it~ Our group hasn't been new for thousands of years."

This is true, the class status among the gods and beasts is more ruthless than that of the human world, and those who are eligible to join this chat group are basically the original gods and beasts, but most of the gods and beasts like to nest in their own territory. These people were all developed by the group leader Kigard on his own avatar.

"Forget it, I don't want anyone to disturb the two-person world between me and my husband. If that rigid guy knows that I have left the forest, he will rush to nag me. There are enough troublesome guys for me. " Xue Shi stared at the two red meat rabbits with some jealousy.

"What kind of feed do you have to eat to be so fat?"

"Ok?"

"It's nothing." Xue Shi coldly snorted and turned his head away, muttering silently that a flat chest is justice, and then began to chase people away.

"Go back quickly, it's also for your own good, and by the way, let your group of friends be more honest, and don't come out to wander around if you have nothing to do." Xue Shi put the slug in his hand back into Chi Hong's hand, making a gesture leave.

"You let me go back and stay?" Chi Hong's expression suddenly became strange, "Could it be that I will really have a bloody disaster?"

"What a mess, that's enough, don't think about what you have and what you don't have, just stay at home honestly, as long as you stay at home honestly, nothing will happen, but you have to play dead I'm afraid this world will never be peaceful." Xue Shi pushed Chi Hong into the alley, with a earnest look like a nagging mother telling her children to go to school.

Fengxian's passive ability is really too strong. In just this year, Xueshi encountered more beasts than she had in the past thousands of years.

"Wait...wait, why are you so anxious to let me go when it's so rare to see you last time!!"

As the leading magic operator in the elf world, Xueshi's ability is still very useful. Although it can't affect the past or change the future, it is still possible to watch the replay.

Facing the risk of being struck by lightning, Chi Hong didn't come out this time just to visit Gai. She collected information by the way. She went out this time mainly to recover her accompanying props.

That is Zhuhong Baoyu.

As I said before, the gods and beasts need to rely on the accumulation of human beliefs to unlock the upper limit of the level. Simply put, they need someone to accept the beliefs. fish.

The specific operation is also very simple, so simple that it only needs three steps, appearing on the stage-creating a church-receiving worship.

The principle is the same as charging your phone before going to bed.

Compared with the mythical beasts that take a nap for a century to pass, human beings only have a lifespan of more than 100 years, and there is inheritance, as long as they show a so-called "miracle" casually, they will lick it.

It will even offer you up and then burn a few sticks of incense for you, set up a tablet or something, and if it works well, it can ensure that the incense will continue.

It's just that Chi Hong can already feel that her precious jade can no longer provide her with faith, so she is going to take back her precious jade, but there is another problem involved in this.

That is how to get Baoyu back.

Of course, it doesn’t mean that he can’t find it. As his accompanying prop, it is like a part of his body. I made several backhands just in case, as long as it's not like some fool who lost a bet and was imprisoned in the reverse world and couldn't get out, it would be basically effortless to get it back.

This is also the reason why Chi Hong put her precious jade outside so reassuringly. However, the biggest problem for her is not how to find it, but how to find it.

If she remembers correctly, in the last war, she left her precious jade on the island in order to open up land to save trouble, and was driven back by Lie Kongzao before the end of the fight, and that left. .

That's three full years! !

Whenever she sees her deadly enemy flying over from time to time to look at her to see where she is, Chi Hong is actually not envious at all in her heart. Really, as the god of the earth, if it can fly, it will open up a woolen continent.

So she is not envious at all, but tears can't stop flowing at this time.

"Don't, help me anyway... Hey!" Chi Hong was still struggling, thinking that she would have to walk for another three years, she was unwilling in every possible way.

And it happens that Xueshi is an elf who can travel through time and space. Even if she doesn't feel the vermilion gem, just look at the "replay" to see where her gem is, and it's just a matter of time for her to take it back on the way. a piece of cake.

But what answered it was the sound of Snowball starting to rub balls.

"Okay, okay, I'll go, I can't go!" Chi Hong looked helpless, and the last person got into the alley, and when she was about to arrive, she heard Xue Shi's urging her to go back early.

"Really, are you my long-lost old mother?"

Kicking the stones on the side of the road, her face was red and depressed, but she decided to stay in the City of Overwatch for a while before thinking of a better way. She can go back, but once she comes out, she still wants to collect some useful information first, which will be an important source of pretentious talk in the group meeting.

Coincidentally, when Chi Hong walked around the street again, some familiar voices sounded again.

"Gu Liang, don't you want to count the marriage? I see that you are suspicious of having a peach blossom but you are not as happy as Hong Luan. Why don't you let the old man count it for you so as to avoid evil and bring good luck."

To be honest, it was the first time for the old man to see such a beautiful girl. This handsome figure was even worse than that of the big-breasted lady just now.

I have missed one order just now, and I can't miss this order. Such a beautiful girl will definitely have many suitors. It can be said that she is a good life all year round.

"This... no need?" The corner of the girl's mouth in front of her twitched inadvertently.

"Want to drop! Although the old man's ability to observe the appearance is not as good as that of the master, he can still know a thing or two. If the peach blossom does not give birth to heavenly happiness, this is a bad omen. The peach blossom of this murderer is likely to become a peach blossom disaster !Of course, you don’t have to worry, if you can let the old man calculate a divination for you, it will definitely turn your bad luck into good luck.”

"But I'm a man."

"Cough! Cough!" Hearing this, the old man almost couldn't catch his breath.

"Male...male??" The old man carefully looked at Fengxian's face, and he could still see the person in front of him from some details after decades of being a thief.

Um. .It's a woman!Even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu comes here today, he has to give me a woman.

Heaven is pitiful to see that he is just a thief who has become a monk halfway. Back then, his master Jing taught him some of the most advanced things, but he never taught him how to distinguish between men and women.

But yes, no normal person needs to learn this stuff.

But TM really can't stand the hardships and dangers of this world. If you're not a good person, you want to be a dog. Why are you a man who is more beautiful than a woman?This physiognomist directly underestimates the gender of people, so it's a chicken feather.

Fortunately, as an old thief, his reaction was quick.

"Disrespect and disrespect, it seems that the old man is still far away, but if he is so old, he will persuade you to count it. Anyone who commits crimes will more or less have a trace of resentment, which is inevitable."

"Since ancient times, there are not a few people who are crazy about love. If it is a woman, both of them will lose out in the struggle for supremacy. There is no doubt that they will get the notoriety of being a beauty, but if it is a man..."

"What's wrong with the man? I think it's good. I like watching women fight the most!"

"Crack." The soul-calling flag in the old man's hand was pinched into two by him.

Who will take this goods away!Ball!

The old man figured out that this guy was here to mess things up!If the tiger doesn't show its power, you think I'm a sick cat?

The last time he was tortured was just an accident. No matter how unlucky he is, he won't bump into two perverts one after another, right?

"That...or else tell me a fortune."

Suddenly, a gust of fragrant wind rushed towards Feng Xian. When Feng Xian turned his head, a touch of bright red came into view. Chi Hong, who had already walked away, dragged a chair from the bun shop next door and sat side by side with Feng Xian.

【Ding! 】

[Discover the legendary elf - Gulardo! 】

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Chapter 697 Be My Sister!

Lv: 95 Gulardo

Rarity: Rainbow/Epic

Attribute: Ground

Personality: Straightforward

Features: Sunshine