Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

"In the alliance...with their eyeliner, even us heavenly kings are under surveillance." Long Tianwang clenched his fists, and a faint dragon power spread, making the fat old man's messenger bird tremble even more.

"No matter what the plan is, there will inevitably be loopholes, but the other party is staring at our loopholes and exploiting them without making a sound. It is obvious that those eyeliners have been lurking for a long time, and I even doubt it."

"Do you suspect that the king of heaven is also involved?"

"I hope it's just my illusion. The reason why I entrust this matter to you is because now the only person I can trust is you. That organization is like a thorn in my heart, giving me a very uncomfortable feeling. Good feeling."

"You trust me."

"A person who is willing to abandon everything for his own country, why should I not believe it?" Long Aotian shook his head with a smile, and then his face changed again: "When we fought a few days ago, I also found There are quite a few traces of that organization, and even found one of them by following the clues. Unfortunately, that person committed suicide immediately after finding out that it was me. people."

"...Crack." The fat old man slapped himself on the forehead, "Did the worst happen in the end?"

"Yeah... that organization is like a lurking virus, even our empires don't know it, let alone those border kingdoms, I'm afraid things will be more complicated than we imagined!"

"Success, I'll take this job." The fat old man groaned, and finally nodded. This task is indeed no more suitable than him, the retired king. "Is there anything else? If so, I will Let’s do it together.”

"Don't say it really is. If you can meet the plague god of our family, please tell him. If you want to cause harm, please get out of my sight! Thank you!"

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The sky is blue, the water is clear, and the catastrophe mentioned by the Dragon King is humming a little song and walking along the country road, attracting the attention of countless people along the way.

This lovely person who seems to have stepped out of Two-dimensional is Rem, oh no. .It should be said to be Fengxian.

Thanks to the blessing of the Labor Day linkage with RE, Fengxian successfully bought 10 sets of Labor Day gift bags, and then successfully put 9 hidden fashion parts on his body, transforming himself into a high imitation Rem.

——[RE: Zero & Labor Day Gift Pack]

The contents of the gift pack are as follows:

Linkage 9-part costume set 1, untradeable

Halo costume random gift box, 1 piece, account binding

Title optional gift box, 1 piece, account binding

Orb optional gift box (10), 1 piece, account binding

Random sprite gift box, 1 piece; tradeable

Random elf equipment optional gift box, 1 piece, tradable

Remy's aid package, 1 piece, account binding

Summer gift pack coupon (9% off), 1 piece.account binding

——【Special Cycle Reward】

Buy ② set, get sky fragments (300)

Buy ③ set, random Mega Stone X1

Buy ④ set, get 1 cross-border stone of Taybers epic equipment

Purchase ⑤ sets, single attribute qualification breakthrough potion X1

Buy ⑥ set, hide the dress up set and choose a gift box

Buy ⑦ sets to ⑩ sets, repeat 2 to 5 sets of rewards.

【Purchase up to 10 sets. 】

Well~ Anyone who has played with poisoned milk powder knows that the Labor Day gift pack mainly focuses on the title of a skill level, and the rest can only be regarded as extras, which are optional gift packs. There are not a few people who went bankrupt because of this.

By the way, the female paladin is Ram, the hidden costume is Rem, and the poor male paladin's crossover suit is Rom.And there is no hiding.

Although he and Rem and Ram are both Mu, but the master Rom is really a giant family over two meters tall, like a gorilla. It is really hard to be a funny dad, but I will buy it first. Only then did I realize that not only could I buy male paladin fashions, but I could also buy female paladin fashions.

Looking at 【♂♀】in the gender column that popped up automatically, Fengxian had a sentence of MMP to say at that time.

But when the chimpanzee giant and the maid girl were put in front of Feng Xian to choose, Feng Xian also chose the latter with tears in his eyes.

"I just don't want to attract attention. I quit women's clothing a long time ago, and now it's just a stopgap measure, a stopgap measure!" Just like this, Feng Xian, who kept hinting at himself, bought ten sets of gift bags in one go.

After that, it was the same as what Fengxian thought. During the battle at the trading place, after Fengxian, who escaped from the battle and returned to the alliance residence through the Pippi doll, transformed into Rem, he directly disappeared from everyone's eyelids The child ran away.

"Let's find a place to clean these gift bags next time. By the way, this fashion is too realistic..." Feng first pulled the maid clothes on his chest twice, and the two balls of imitation silicone were full of weight, and he walked Come and shake, when Bifeng was cosplaying Rem on Earth. .Cough cough cough.

Feng Xian slapped himself on the face suddenly, looking at the somewhat gloomy little face of "Rem" by the small river, Feng Xian had mixed feelings in his heart for a while.

"Maybe before opening the gift bag, I should go to a set of sky first?"

Chapter 176 Oh Hoo~

——Sheep Village

When he heard this name for the first time, Feng Xian thought that there was some connection between this place and Qingqing Grassland.

However, in fact, Fengxian really thought too much. This is actually a very ordinary small village. Every household makes a living by raising Maa Li sheep. It is also the largest Ma Li sheep farm on the Green Plain, and it is also a city away from energy. the nearest village.

Xueshi, who set off one step earlier than Fengxian, of course arrived at the Sheep Village earlier.

Feng Xian, who drove all the way to the Sheep Village in a bullock cart without stopping, just got off the cart when Feng Xian heard Xue Shi's rather immature voice.

"Big needle bee uses cross scissors!"

Following the direction of the sound, Feng Xian couldn't help turning his head. In an apparently deserted farm, Xue Shi was directing his big needle bee and an electric dragon to fight in full swing.

When Fengxian was planning to open a store in the trading place, Fengxian handed over all the elves on his body to Xueshi. After all, the regional preliminaries were approaching, and Fengxian couldn't do both, so he simply let Xueshi be the representative for a while. practice.

After promising countless benefits, Xueshi held two big bags of energy cubes, expressing that the matter was on her body, and now it seems that the power leveling is doing well.

"Dianlong, use charging!"

"Boom!" In the deserted wheat field, there was a muffled sound, and a long-necked elf was blown away. His body was already covered with scars, but the thunder and lightning on his body made everything unknown!

"This blow will determine the outcome! The electric dragon rushes up to use the Thunder Fist!"

"Wuli!" The electric dragon's tail burst into a strong light, and its bulky body jumped up, but the short palm burst out with dazzling electric light, and punched the big needle bee.

"Beautiful idea! Big Needle Bee Hida Needle! Hit it down for me!"

"Hiss!" Fengxian's big needle bee waved its strong right wrist, and a series of missile needles made of insect energy appeared in midair, like countless thousand books falling, and the electric dragon made a series of explosions!

"Bang!" Dianlong's final blow ended in regret, and he fell heavily on the haystack, losing his fighting ability!

"Dianlong lost the ability to fight, congratulations, little girl, you won again!" Standing on the edge of the farm, a farmer in a vest couldn't help but clapped his hands.

"Hehe~ so-so!" Xue Shi proudly puffed out her chest, with a smile on her face, "Then next... hey... Where are you going, Big Needle Bee?"

Looking in the direction where the big needle bee flew away, a maid who seemed to come out of the mansion of the noble lord immediately attracted countless eyes.

"It's so cute." The electric dragon trainer stared blankly at the maid standing outside the arena. The skin, as well as the inadvertently provoked smile, aroused the desire for protection in every man's heart.

"This." Looking at the maid who was standing outside the arena and smiling slightly towards her, Xueshi's face suddenly became quite exciting. Although it was the first time they met, the maid did have her blessings on her body. .

And in this world, there is only one person who has been blessed by her. Looking at the two fierce balls that are bigger than herself, the world of Xue Shi suddenly collapsed.

"Demon... sorcery?!"

"In this world where elves are everywhere, it's really impolite to say such offensive words as witchcraft..." Feng Xian covered the corners of his lips, and when he looked at the snow in the distance, he showed a black-bellied smile, He stretched out his index finger and gently hooked the corset that set off his chest, that seductive gesture made Xue Shi die of envy.

A nameless fire of jealousy almost ignited that snow on the spot.

"Miss, it's getting late, please go to bed early..." Holding up the hem of the skirt with both hands, the two calves wrapped in white silk were crossed, and the lower waist was at 60 degrees. It is convincing that this is a perfect maid.

only. .

Everyone looked at the sun that had just risen.

rest? ?

"What's wrong?" The maid's sweet voice came slowly, looking at the smiling maid, it was like a ray of spring breeze blowing into her heart.

"Oh~" All the uncles showed their healed expressions and gave Fengxian a thumbs up. "Yeah... it's time to take a good rest."

"Oh~" The electric dragon's trainer stood there blankly, with tears on both sides of his cheeks: "Mom... I'm in love!

"How could this group of you guys be bought so quickly! Is it a charm? This is a charm! No, shouldn't charm only work on the opposite sex according to the rules?! Ahh! Boom!" See While looking at the snow that had fallen into a half-crazed state, Feng Xian lightly slashed the smoking forehead with a hand knife, picked it up like a sandbag and stepped out of the gate of the farm.

"Are you the village chief?"

"Don't dare.. There is no village head in our small village. It all depends on the love of the villagers. Come here~ I will take you to the resting place of this lady." Soon the enthusiastic villager Under the leadership of the chief, Fengxian and his party soon came to a farmhouse: "The conditions in the countryside are poor, and I hope that the maid can take care of it."

"You can be a trainer only if you have to endure hardships." Feng Xian bowed slightly, and the smile that hit people's hearts made the hearts of the onlookers flutter even more.

"Oh hoo~"

"Look, this is the maid of a real noble family! This culture, this standard... is incredible."

"Yes, yes, I will copy it down and read it a hundred times a day, ah~ I really love this world more and more."

"Ah~ Miss Maid..."

Closed the doors and windows, threw the snow on the bed, ignored the pilgrim-like crowd outside, put away the original falsetto, and at the same time took off the clothes on his face, looking at the snow that had been following him all the time. The big needle bee couldn't help but let out a chuckle: "It's also thanks to you for being able to recognize me. You must know that someone offered me tens of millions of dollars to invite me to Hollywood, and I have only been a trainer for a few months. I almost forgot all about my old book.”

"Hiss beer!" Hearing Fengxian's words, the big needle bee seemed to raise his head angrily, and raised the bee needle in his hand, as if telling him that as a knight of Fengxian, this level is naturally necessary.

"I know, I know! Really...Compared with you, I, a real holy knight, almost went to the ground with shame." Feng Xian sighed, rubbed the head of the big needle bee, "This paragraph You worked very hard, and you are already level 33."

"Hiss beer!" Hearing Feng Xian's compliment, the big needle bee who always put on a poker face in front of outsiders narrowed his eyes, but it was just a compliment, but it was the best thing for big needle bee Good encouragement.

"Boom! Boom!" However, this brief revealing of true feelings was taken back by the sound of the two elf balls exploding one after another. Like a bird returning to its nest, Kirulian directly jumped into the bonfire. In the first arms.

Feeling the unusual touch, Kirulian couldn't help stretching out two small hands curiously to push the stalwart on Fengxian's chest, and then touched her flat self.

Kirulian, who knelt by the bed in an instant, lost color at a speed visible to the naked eye.

In the next second, the big-mouthed baby also knelt down beside the bed and took the same pose as Kirulian.

"You two! Are you infected by the snow! Speaking of which! Does your race have the concept of breasts!"

Feng Xian said he didn't understand!In this short week, where has my elf been taken astray by Xueshi!

Looking at the two little guys in a state of extreme loss, and then looking back at his own big needle bee, seeing that calm and proud look, Fengxian couldn't help sighing subconsciously: "Sure enough, the trump card is the trump card after all."

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Chapter 177 The Big Needle Bee Breaks Through the False Rainbow

After finally settling these living treasures, Fengxian looked at the elf eggs on the bedside table that had regained their vigor and vitality. Now his team has taken shape, but right now only the Iron Triangle is really capable of fighting.