The Correct Strategy of Shirai Kuroko

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Chapter 250 How did the firecrackers sound?

The time has come to the second day, which is the day of the New Year's Eve...

Let’s talk about Chinese New Year~ Maybe everyone’s first image is to go home, buy new year’s goods, eat a year to eat the last reunion dinner or something~

Oh!Of course, we can’t forget to set off firecrackers~ After all, the ancients said: The sound of firecrackers kills one year old~

It's just a pity that in the current society that has entered the 21st century, especially in the past few years, the Chinese government has begun to advocate that the broad masses of the people have a civilized year or something.

So the custom of setting off firecrackers has gradually faded in the city. After all, if you are caught, you will be fined~

But then again, tradition is tradition after all~ No matter how the national government agencies prohibit the urban residents of the modern Chinese dynasty from setting off firecrackers~ But the people of the more traditional Chinese dynasty secretly Fang Yibo before the urban management and the police come to collect fines. ?

In addition, the city where Chen Zixuan is located, or the hometown where Chen Zixuan's parents are located is also a second- and third-tier city with less strict management in some aspects, so...

Crackling, crackling, crackling——! ! !

Wave after wave, the sound of firecrackers one after another can be described as continuous sounding, from far to near and from near to far...

Just because I used to live in a city with a high degree of civilization development like Academy City, even when setting off fireworks during festivals, I just let go of the small fireworks that I hold in my hand and the ones that are thrown on the ground a few times to get out of breath. Dear Fire Snake, this is the first time Miss Heizi has experienced such a Spring Festival, she was completely stunned...

From the time of waking up in the morning to the noon when Chen Zixuan and his mother were busy cooking the New Year's Eve dinner, and from the noon of making the New Year's Eve dinner to accompanying Chen Zixuan and his son to run to the community with a roll of firecrackers with the words "Ten Thousand Rings" written on it There is a more hidden place where the security guards don't often come to prepare to set off. Now, there is not a second of those white and tender hands that are not covering their ears...

Even at this moment, she couldn't help but have a trace of doubt in her heart!I suspect that after the Chinese New Year is over, whether I, a visitor from a foreign land, or even a different world, will just be completely shocked by the continuous sound of firecrackers and explosions that are constantly ringing out in the entire city during this Chinese New Year. Deafened...

"Say it!!! Chen Zixuan!!! Hey!!! Chen Zixuan!!!"

Because there are too many families setting off firecrackers nearby, amidst the deafening sound of continuous firecrackers that seem to never stop, even if you want to call out and walk with your father not far ahead Chen Zixuan and Miss Heizi had to shout loudly to get the other party's attention.

"What's the matter?!"

After hearing Miss Heizi's call, Chen Zixuan, who was walking with his father, slowed down and put his head in front of Miss Heizi...

"How long will the sound of firecrackers last!"

"what?!"

"Heizi is asking you! How long will these constant firecrackers last? Heizi feels like he's almost deafened!!!"

Seeing that the other party didn't seem to understand what she was saying, Miss Heizi had no choice but to raise her volume to a higher level and asked her question loudly to the other party again.

But after hearing Miss Heizi's question clearly, Chen Zixuan, who was already familiar with the Chinese New Year's traditions and was the most authentic Chinese, couldn't help but smile.

"Oh! You ask this! The day after tomorrow! Today and tomorrow, there are probably not many people released on the second day of the Lunar New Year!"

"What?! Will it continue for so long?! Wouldn't Heizi be deaf after the release?!"

Miss Heizi's little face showed a look of horror. After all, as a Japanese girl, she had never seen the sky when setting off fireworks before, which sounded like she had come to the battlefield of World War II. She really could bear it. Without these violent noises that may last for about two days!

Facing her horror, the man surnamed Chen who told her this fact could only helplessly shrug his shoulders at her with a funny expression.

"Don't worry, I can't be deaf! Just be patient for the next two days! If you can't take it anymore, put on headphones and listen to music! After all, this is in China, and it is the most traditional festival in China, the Spring Festival. Things like firecrackers have already developed. It has become a tradition that every family can't forget! Even if you tell me to find a way, I can't think of any way to stop the entire Celestial Dynasty from setting off firecrackers!"

"Is that so?! Alright! Now that you've said that, Heizi should be patient for the next two days!"

Listening to Chen Zixuan's explanation, knowing why she felt that the continuous sound of firecrackers was making her eardrums hurt, Miss Heizi had no choice but to compromise. People don't set off firecrackers that blow up like they are on the battlefield of World War II, do they?

"But, Heizi!"

"Huh?! What?!"

The turning point in Chen Zixuan's words made Miss Heizi, who had just compromised with the sound of firecrackers all around her, cast her eyes on his face again.

"We people in the Celestial Dynasty say, 'The sound of firecrackers kills the first year'! Someday you will accompany me to put up a roll?!"

"Aren't I letting you go?"

Regarding Chen Zixuan's words, Miss Heizi's pretty face showed doubts, because at this moment, isn't she just setting off firecrackers with the guy in front of her who has always had a playful smile on her face?

In the end, facing Miss Heizi's doubts, the man in front of him answered...

"I'm not talking about setting off firecrackers on the street! I'm talking about setting off firecrackers on the bed! When will you accompany me to set off two cannonballs on the bed! My fiancée, Miss?"

"...what?!"

Miss Heizi was stunned!Chen Zixuan was completely stunned by this joke that Chen Zixuan said half-jokingly, probably because of the happy Chinese New Year!

Facing Miss Heizi, who would have killed him in normal times after hearing what he said, Chen Zixuan, who had finished speaking, could be said to have a smear of oil on the soles of his feet at the moment. When I fully reacted, I ran away!

"Hey! Bastard! Stop Heizi! What did you mean by that sentence just now?!"

"literal meaning!!!"

"Do you want to die you?!"

"I don't want to die! But I really want to have a child with you in a serious way! What!? Can't you even think about it?! There is no country in the world whose constitution says [sexual obscenity is a crime] The regulations are coming!"

"It's not recorded in the constitution, but it is an unforgivable crime for Heizi! Stop! Stop for Heizi, bastard! Heizi promises not to kill you, but stop for Heizi!!!"