The Correct Strategy of Shirai Kuroko

These words made his eyes still looking at the foreign scenery outside the window, but he was stunned at the position of Chen Zixuan who turned his head when he heard Miss Heizi's call, and then the man asked the question according to his leader, and turned to face the man standing in front of the bus. In the aisle of the row, the tour guide who was holding a microphone and talking seriously looked at it seriously.

"Compatriots."

"Heizi is asking about you, the other party's character! Not about his birth!"

"This..." Chen Zixuan took another look at the tour guide who was boasting to everyone.

"Probably a bloated but flexible fat man... right?"

"Hey, hey! Those little couples over there, the space in this car is limited, don't think I can't hear you commenting like this!"

Chapter 290 Seven Is the Toilet Roof Leaking?

Although a long, long time ago, when Chen Zixuan was in elementary school, he and a bunch of kids spent 5 cents to buy pirated cards of Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, and Digimon and threw them on the ground to fan them , or save six yuan every week until Friday afternoon after school and run to the game console store near home to play PS2, and finally get home late because my mother took the rice cooker cable to smoke a meal, or cried and shouted. My dad bought himself a set of pirated Dragon Ball Z DVDs for ten yuan, and when I stayed up late at night watching the Golden Monkey vs. Frieza with the DVD at home.

Our classmate Chen has heard that Japan is a pitifully small country...

When I grow up now, I have a girlfriend who can continue to celebrate Children's Day, and I have the money to pull a group of colleagues and friends from the company, as well as a group of colleagues and friends who I don't know. After the family members organized a group to come to this said to be a small country for a group tour.

Chen Zixuan was surprised to find that Japan is really like the legend in childhood...

really small...

It took less than two hours from the airport in Shizuoka Prefecture to Hakone in Kanagawa Prefecture on a tourist bus with a top speed of less than 120 yards per hour. The driver of the Japanese bus with a good service attitude stopped for 15 minutes at the rest point of the expressway and asked everyone on the bus to organize a group to clean a copy of the foreign toilet!

By the way, your county is equivalent to the province of our Celestial Dynasty, right? !If you have the ability, you can drive a two-hour drive across the province to the capital city of a certain province in China to show me? !

Allow your stopwatch to go up to [-]!

But to put it bluntly, the land here is a bit smaller, but the air quality and environment still have to admit that it is much better than domestic ones~

Maybe it's because of being in a foreign country?The scenery along the way and the Japanese-style buildings that are different from those in domestic villages and towns really made Chen Zixuan, who seldom travels abroad no matter in terms of time or personality, have a feeling of lingering in his heart.

But it's just a feeling. He said that he is not an otaku creature, and Chen Zixuan, who has no interest or hobbies in Japanese local culture, did not even have the slightest idea of ​​wanting to immigrate. Besides, this person is not familiar with the place where he is born. I am afraid that he will immigrate here. Even work will become a problem that bothers people, right?

As the saying goes, gold nests and silver nests are not as good as your own kennels. This trip to Japan, in the final analysis, Chen Zixuan was still thinking about the mood of Miss Heizi, who is a Japanese from another world.

Otherwise, this guy would have been like his uncle in the past, taking the guys from the company to visit the great rivers and mountains of the Great Heavenly Dynasty, right?Why do you have to bother to apply for that kind of visa?

That's it, all the way without words...

In other words, I have been listening to Zhou Sang, a nimble fat man who has immigrated to this land, chatting all the way with a microphone, a group of guys who are a little drowsy even in the car. I finally arrived at the destination of this trip, a hot spring hotel in Hakone that is said to have a good rating on the Internet.

The next step is a relatively formulaic process, carrying luggage, receiving the room card, going upstairs to find a room according to the house number on the room card.

But there was such a small episode in this, that is...

"I'm going to the toilet."

When Chen Zixuan accompanied Ms. Heizi to successfully find the hotel room where he was staying tonight with the suitcase he carried on this trip, he did not get off with the group of people in the bus while taking the tourist bus. Chen Zixuan, who was going to the rest point where the car stopped halfway to solve his physical problems, made such a request to Miss Heizi, who also looked a little tired and pale after a day's journey.

Although I felt very tired physically because of the journey, I was a little excited because I returned to my hometown in another world here. The moment I put my luggage away, I felt a desire to go out and see Take a look, take a walk in the streets of Hakone, a hot spring town that is very famous no matter in Japan, which is a different world where Academy City exists, or in this world where Chen Zixuan exists. She frowned slightly on her burgundy eyebrows.

"Big or small?"

"Of course it's small, and soon."

Since the two had already tacitly admitted their relationship, Chen Zixuan spoke quite naturally when it came to such privacy issues that could be discussed in public.

And after hearing Chen Zixuan's explanation, Miss Heizi couldn't help but frowned again.

"Then hurry up, Heizi wants to go out for a walk."

"I know, I know~ It's impossible to urinate and become constipated~"

After finishing speaking, Chen Zixuan walked straight into this small-looking room, well, it’s not so big, it’s better to say that it can be said to be pitifully small under the simplification and saving of space of the Japanese. Too small to use a cramped toilet just big enough for you to turn around in it or take a shower.

After a burst of anger representing life...

Chen Zixuan, who zipped his pants up and successfully prevented the puller of the pants zipper from being caught in the skin wrapped around the most fragile organ of a male body, discovered it. A serious question.

That's...

"...Hey? Where is the flush button?"

Scanning around the water tank of the toilet with his eyes for a while, a big question mark appeared on Chen Zixuan's head who didn't see the so-called flush button at all, and then he couldn't help but turn his eyes to the side after he had put on his trousers. It looks like a controller box installed on the wall of the toilet next to the toilet.

Although this gadget has only been on sale in China for the past two years, it doesn't mean that Chen Zixuan, who likes to read some news, is ignorant. It's not like he hasn't seen an automatic flushing toilet...

But what about this usage?

"I remember like it was one of those four buttons, but..."

Well, all of this is a pot that does not understand Japanese. Although the four buttons on the control box of the flush toilet are marked with text, and there are one or two Chinese characters interspersed in these texts, but when these Chinese characters and others After a few Japanese words are connected together...

"I remember that this type of toilet in China has the third button or the fourth button to flush water... just try it..."

He muttered to himself, although he knew the existence of this kind of toilet, but as an authentic Chinese, Chen Zixuan, who was used to squatting in the pit and had never used this type of toilet electronic products, tentatively reached out on his own. Pressed the third button on the control box...

1 minutes later...

Sitting bored on the big bed in the guest room while playing with her mobile phone while waiting for a certain man, Miss Heizi subconsciously turned her head when she heard the door opening from the direction of the toilet.

However, when she turned her head and saw clearly the man she was waiting for walking out of the toilet, Miss Heizi, who used to think she was well-informed, couldn't help being stunned at this moment.. .

because...

"Is the toilet roof leaking? Or is the shower head in the bathtub broken? Why are you all wet, even your clothes?"