Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

The Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo Author: Shi Jiuming

【brief introduction】

"Go away, damn old woman, I'm going to blow up Gensokyo today!!!"

Face to face with the many BBAs in front of him, Shi Bai resolutely issued his own life declaration.

If you enter the East without regrets in this life, Gensokyo will definitely be bombed in the next life. P

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Fun and sophisticated, complete the history of Gensokyo from scratch, a story about how the godfather of Gensokyo tried his best to blow up Gensokyo

Chapter 1 The worst time travel in history

Shibai has always considered himself very lucky.

In fact, in his short life of less than 17 years, he has never encountered any bad luck, and no matter what he does, everything goes smoothly.

Not to mention the situation where rolling the dice and doing multiple-choice questions throughout the English test results in a perfect score, and accidentally knocking down a person on the road will also be regarded as a hero who stepped forward to subdue the criminal.

It was as if he was carrying a full-level lucky aura with him, even if he bent down to tie his shoelaces, he could pick up money on the ground.

Shi Bai felt that this kind of life without the slightest challenge was meaningless at all, so he plunged headlong into Two-dimensional and games, obsessed with all kinds of wives and couldn't extricate himself.

On the day of his 17th birthday, after spending a whole day in FGO, and casually helping a few idiots in the group to smoke more than a dozen SSRs in Onmyoji, out of the idea of ​​going out for a while, Shibai Walking to the balcony, a comfortable evening breeze blew.

"A boring life, if only this life without the slightest challenge could be more interesting."

Looking up at the night sky, Shi Bai couldn't help but look emotional.

"I have no regrets about going to the east in this life, and I wish to live in Gensokyo in the next life. If I can go to Gensokyo..."

As if he had received an invisible inspiration, before he could finish his sentence, a shooting star in the night sky flew straight towards him.

Then?Then there is no more.

Being hit to death by a meteor shower that is rare in a millennium, there is probably no luckier person on this planet than him.

Congratulations, Coca-Cola.

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On a rocky wasteland, a teenager is running for his life.And behind him, there is a huge... dinosaur that can almost block out the sun and is following leisurely.

Seemingly out of panic, the young man stumbled on a rock protruding from the ground during his escape, and then successfully hit his head on a sharp rock. While blood was pouring out, the whole body was directly on the ground. not moving.

"???"

Seeing the little one in front of him committing suicide so neatly, the dinosaur couldn't help but tilt his head in confusion.Although it can't understand the thing in front of it with its IQ, it still needs to be tasted.

Although the little guy in front of him doesn't look like much meat...

However, when it got its huge head down, it found that in the rocky beach before, where was the shadow of the boy from before?Even those conspicuous reds disappeared immediately.

"???"

Unwilling to give up, he pawed at the rocky beach with his paws, and let it make ravines there, but he didn't find any figure of the little one before.

At the same time, at a place about a hundred miles away from this wasteland, Shi Bai suddenly poked his head out from the leaves, and hastily spit out all the scum of the leaves in his mouth.

"Bah, bah, what the hell is this? It's so painful..."

This is an extremely dangerous world, and he traveled to this world three days ago.

To be honest, Shi Bai was taken aback when he first traveled to this world. He almost thought that he had traveled to the Cretaceous dinosaur period in history and reincarnated as a newly born dinosaur.

As for why he thought so...it was because the place where he appeared at that time was inside a huge broken eggshell.

But after checking his body in a panic and finding that he was still the same person, even the clothes he was wearing hadn't changed, Shi Bai breathed a sigh of relief.

It's just that his breath had just been released...he was trampled to death by the dinosaur mother as a thief who stole the dinosaur eggs.

So in the fifth second after he traveled into this world, he ushered in his first death, which can be said to have created a record for the shortest survival time.

——This was the first death he had experienced in this world.

In a state of bewilderment and confusion of not knowing the current situation, Shi Bai found himself revived above a river with blood... Then he stumbled into the river and was drowned due to the rapid current.

According to someone's detailed statistics afterwards, in the first day, he died almost 23 times, of which [-] times the cause of death was because he was directly resurrected to the side of some horrible monsters at random, or even directly head on.

Although it seemed that the pain caused by death was blocked by some kind of power and he couldn't feel it at all, but it was not an option to die like this all the time.

So it took almost three days, and the cumulative number of deaths reached more than forty times, and Shi Bai finally recovered from this continuous death.

There is no doubt that he has traveled through time, but the world he is in now does not seem to be what he expected in the age of dinosaurs.

Because among the more than 40 deaths in the past three days, once because of his random resurrection... he came to the head of a green dragon hidden in the clouds.

In front of this legendary creature that only exists in mythology, his size is as insignificant as a speck of dust.

...So I have come to what a hell world! ?

Shi Bai was a little skeptical about life.

In three days, as many as 48 consecutive deaths were enough for him to figure out the resurrection ability he possessed.

Although he didn't know why he possessed this ability, there was no doubt that this ability was very useful.

After death, he can have a total of three options, one is to resurrect in place, the other is to resurrect at a random location, and the last one is to be resurrected at the bound resurrection point.

Because he couldn't measure the distance, he didn't know what range this random location covered.At the same time, although it is said that resurrection points can be bound, for now, it seems that there is only one resurrection point that he can bind.

...Maybe it can barely be regarded as another level of immortality?

Shi Bai was quite optimistic in his heart, he was quick to accept the current situation, but acceptance was acceptance, and optimism was optimism.

When he thought of how many years he would have to stay alone in this world where even humans hadn't even been born, Shi Bai felt an urge to curse.

And after thinking about it for three days, combined with his experiences and memories of the past 17 years in his previous life, Shi Bai finally pinpointed the culprit on the wish he made to the shooting star in the sky that night .

The matter of my time travel is absolutely inseparable from that meteor, maybe even the ability of immortality that I have in my body is also brought about by that meteor.

"Well, let me think about it, assuming that I really traveled to Gensokyo... I have read the official setting collection and Mengyue's copy of Xianglintang..."

Leaning against the trunk of an unnamed big tree, Shi Bai seemed to have a headache and scratched his hair with his hands.

"I don't know how many billions of years ago, the gods created the earth... The competition for survival turned the last sea into filth, and the victors stepped on the land with the filth, and then the land became filthy... The key stone was pulled up and became In the heavens, the creatures on the ground were wiped out, and the third mass extinction of creatures is coming. This is a scene that even Yayi Yonglin has never seen, which is enough to prove that the time is quite ancient..."

While talking, someone suddenly fell silent.

Half a minute later, someone's cry of grief and indignation came from the woods.

"This time travel is too much, you bastard!!!"

Chapter 2 The first step in doubting life starts with small things

Frankly speaking, Shibai doesn't know exactly where he is now, and where he is, but there are some things that don't need to be known too much.

First of all, there are dinosaurs here, so it probably has something to do with the Cretaceous period.

Secondly, there are those mythical creatures in the ancient legends, so it probably has something to do with the legends.

In the end, I have myself here, so maybe it can have something to do with... sand sculptures?

Sitting cross-legged with arms folded under the big tree, Shibai looked thoughtful.

Just like road idiots usually don't think of themselves as road idiots, sand sculptures naturally don't think of themselves as sand sculptures.

In the past, when he randomly drew a few SSRs in the game, and he could easily graduate with 10 companies, but many sand sculpture netizens commented sourly under the stickers he posted, such as "like luck The one who runs out of things has always been the one who goes first."

At that time, he naturally dismissed those comments, and even commented extremely that this was the difference between the European emperor and the African defeated dog, but now that he thinks about it carefully...it is very likely that he has suffered retribution.

"Thousands of netizens' jealousy towards me turned into a thick billowing resentment that swept across the sky, and while I was out on the balcony to enjoy the cool, they changed the orbit of the meteor and smashed me to death... People are so old!!"

Recalling his experience in the past three days after time travel, Shi Bai looked up to the sky and sighed.

His current attire was still the same as before he was crushed to death, a T-shirt with a coat and jeans.

He was thankful that he was wearing shoes instead of slippers and sandals, otherwise his situation would have been even more difficult in this harsh environment.

After each death and resurrection, the original leftovers will disappear, and then everything on him will be refreshed immediately. The mode is somewhat similar to the resurrection mechanism in the game, which avoids his streaking to the greatest extent. Possibly, but it also put an end to his idea of ​​wanting to collect supplies through death.

"A bunch of keys, a gel pen, a pack of toilet paper, a watch, a mobile phone with 90.00% battery... and an egg that I brought back from my three deaths this time."

He took out all the potentially useful things he was carrying and lined them up on the flat ground in front of him, with a tangled look on his face.

"Then the question is...except for the egg that should be edible, what use are these things in this world?"

The place he is in now is a barely safe place randomly selected by him through more than 40 deaths in three days. At least he has not seen any dangerous large creatures or highly poisonous animals around him for the time being. And so on, so he simply tied this place as a resurrection point. Anyway, things like resurrection points can be unbound and re-bound at any time.

But although it is safe, it is just a triangular area surrounded by three towering ancient trees that have grown for many years. Although it is not safe, it is better than other places. Too much.

"It's a pity that I don't smoke. If I smoke, I can bring an extra lighter..."

After muttering something softly in his mouth, Shi Bai swept aside the sundries in front of him, and specially placed the egg that was a little bigger than an egg on the right front.

This egg was the result he got when he went out to explore this morning. Among the places randomly refreshed by three deaths, he got such a valuable thing, and fortunately it was not broken.

The refresh mechanism is limited to the things he carried on his body when he crossed over. These things that were obtained later are not counted in the refresh mechanism, otherwise he would like to collect a lot of eggs by constantly resurrecting in situ ...

Even after each resurrection, he is equivalent to being full of blood and demons, but it is impossible to run to commit suicide every time he is hungry to reset his state?He's not a masochist.

So, under the premise that his own safety is basically guaranteed, food and drinking water are naturally the most important things for him now. As for the other future...why think so much?

"Let me look for it. I remember a video about drilling wood to make fire. I downloaded it separately and saved it in my phone... Do I need to find the right wood and fire starter first?"

Turn on the phone and place the interface maximized horizontally in front of him, Shibai looked thoughtful.

After looking around, he got up and walked out of the "safe hut" that he had deliberately piled up a lot of leaves as a cover, and after about ten minutes, he walked in with a few rotten dry logs , and at the same time, by the way, I also found a piece of bluestone that was considered to be flat on the surface.

During these three days, he basically ate some wild fruits, and was even poisoned to death a few times in the middle. His desire for meat has long been unbearable, but with his small body, let alone hunting Yes, being hunted by other monsters is almost the same.

And now he finally took a risk and stole an egg. He planned to start the fire and eat it as an fried egg. Anyway, he would not die, so he would treat it as Shennong tasting herbs... It seems that the description seems a bit wrong?

Raising his eyebrows, after re-establishing the privacy of the safe hut, Shi Bai sat down with his back leaning against the tree, and then excitedly started the behavior of drilling wood to make fire.

Among the refreshable items on his body, the most valuable is probably the mobile phone that traveled with him. Even if the battery runs out, it will return to 90% of its original state when it is refreshed... Unfortunately, there is no network or WIFI, this has always been the most hated thing in someone's heart.

Not to mention the video tutorials on making fire by drilling wood like this, he even saved a complete set of detailed tutorials on making an atomic bomb from scratch in his mobile phone and a copy he downloaded from the group out of curiosity... "Seven Days Women's Clothing" From beginner to proficient".

Therefore, in these years, it is best not to really explore the real identity behind the network of sand sculpture netizens in the group, because it is possible that the group leader is urging the group leader to post pictures all day long, but it may actually be busy at the end of the year. the police...

After spending two hours, seven minutes, 53 seconds and six three, Shi Bai finally managed to light the fire - the above results ensure that the details are true and reliable, because he used the watch's built-in stopwatch function to time the time.