Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

Turning his head viciously, Heka's words sounded like he was gnashing his teeth.

"You are reckless!!"

"Uh... I can understand your feelings. It's like a person who loves tea like his life sees the top tea leaves being used to cook tea eggs..."

Spreading his hands, Shibai had an innocent face.

"But this hot spring was originally used for bathing. In the past, Xiaoye Xiaoxi and I often took baths here. It can relieve fatigue quite effectively."

"........."

"Okay, is there anything else? If there is nothing else, please go out first. I want to soak in the hot spring. I have always wanted to find this place, because only the hot spring here is the most authentic..."

With a "plop", the splash of water interrupted his words.

Seeing Heka, who was staring at him with half of his head under the water surface in the hot spring, stopped undressing his hands, Shi Bai was shocked all of a sudden.

"You don't know how to take a hot spring at all? You have to take off your clothes first!!"

A goddess from hell still stared at him viciously, as if she had some life-and-death grievance with him, but four large characters were clearly revealed in her eyes.

Female!scholar!excellent!First!

"...Alright, it's up to you. But remember to pay for the next time you come to the hot spring, and I will give you free for the first time."

After saying such a sentence very reluctantly, Shi Bai turned around and walked towards the house next to the hot spring, chanting thoughts while walking.

"I'm going to get some things, you can go to the bar here slowly, but remember to take off your clothes next time you go to the hot springs, how can you go to the hot springs with clothes on..."

Although such a long time has passed, this valley is undoubtedly well protected under the protection of the bedrock that constitutes the cornerstone of a world.

The former furnishings still maintain the original appearance, but most of the objects have been covered with a thick layer of dust.

After going to the former rooms to look at them one by one and cleaning them up with a rag, Shi Bai walked into the room he used to live in.

He pulled out a [big box] from under the bed, and he quickly took out the things that had been stored here from the box.

The things he keeps here are either because he doesn't need them at all, or they are too practical, or they are not suitable at all, or there are more suitable substitutes for them.

For example, the twelve [Zodiac Charms] and eight masks from Jackie Chan's Adventures, such as the [Death Hunter] and [Apocalypse Laser Cannon] from Reverse War, and more than a dozen masks from One Piece. [Devil Fruit], for example, the [Philosopher's Stone] from an unknown world... and so on.

It took him about ten minutes to sort out all these scattered things and put them into the [Najie] in his hand. After all these things were dealt with, he sat down by the bed and began to think. A very deep question.

It's a good thing that I have found this valley that I have been looking for for many years, but the problem is that this place is also within the scope of the fusion of the divided old hell, otherwise Heka would not have found it.

It doesn't matter that his former home is included in the old hell, but he still feels a little uncomfortable about letting those monsters from the chaotic side of the old hell live in his and Xiaoye Xiaoxi's home.

"No, we have to restrict those monsters from entering here...or should we just let Lianlian and the others live in? If I renovate this place...wait."

As if he suddenly thought of something, Shi Bai turned his head and looked around with a strange expression on his face.

"...Earth Spirit Hall?"

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ps: I had a super chain dream this afternoon, and I almost didn’t wake up. Every time I thought I had woken up, but I found that I was still in the dream, and it went back and forth for more than a dozen times, which scared me to death ...

Chapter 24 Do you like that! ?

"Earth Spirit Hall... don't you plan to come and live here?"

Looking at the bottom of the valley that has been completely changed in just half a month, Heka's complexion couldn't help but become very strange.

"No, I plan to send this place out."

Clapping his hands, Shi Bai nodded in satisfaction as he looked at the Earth Spirit Hall, which had just taken shape in front of him.

"Are you going to give it to me?"

Heka looked expectant.

"If you'd like to take this..."

"What are you thinking? You are also the ruler of the underworld, why do you want such a small place?"

Turning his head to look at Heka, Shibai looked puzzled.

"Besides, you're not a loli."

"But the hot spring here is very comfortable..."

After struggling for a moment, Heka looked at someone beside him.

"By the way, who are you going to give this place to?"

"Give it to Lori."

Shibai's face was full of righteousness.

"This place is only kept as a memory. Instead of leaving dust here, it's better to give it to Loli. Loli is the most perfect creature in the world. Loli has three good things, voiceless, soft, easy...and well-behaved. I would like to offer my heart to Lori!!"

"...the hopeless guy."

The corner of his mouth twitched involuntarily, and Heka turned his head expressionlessly.

"A pervert should obediently go where the pervert should go."

"No way, the prison is full. Do you think I don't want to stay with the inmates to exchange ideas? But there is a shogi player, a plane driver, a clothes maker, and a tennis player... you Think I don't want to go?"

Curling his lips, Shi Bai walked towards the Earth Spirit Hall that had begun to take shape in front of him.

"There are some things you won't understand. Even if you're a pervert, you're just a gentleman called a pervert... This is the belief of me, the people of the East!!"

Heka: "..."

... So what kind of ecstasy did this extremely vile guy in front of him give Lord Dragon God?

With Heka's help, the construction of the old hell was quite successful. As for those things after the last step, he didn't need to worry about them.

...Because in the second half of the project, he basically fished the whole process, and completely left other things to Heka alone.As for him, he put all his thoughts into the construction of the Earth Spirit Hall.

Anyway, the Baiyu Tower was built by myself, and the Earth Spirit Hall is not bad. When Fantasy Township is established, I will be the biggest landlord in Fantasy Township...

"Secret treasure or spell that shields the mind? What do you want this for?"

Facing the request made by Shibai before him, Heka, who was sitting next to the Dilingdian hot spring and eating grilled fish, looked puzzled.

"It's just that I don't want other people to be able to probe my heart casually. You should have it, right?"

While sprinkling cumin on the grilled fish on the fire grill, Shi Bai had a careless expression on his face.

"You also know that I have too many secrets in my heart that I can't tell. Once someone sees it, some very bad things will happen. It's like the angel with the iron head before. If it wasn't for someone behind her, I guess She has long been completely wiped out... I want to insure myself."

"That angel can detect your heart with the help of the power of the so-called God. Those whose power level can reach his level are not fools. No idiot would want to probe your heart, right? And those with low strength It's impossible to see anything, and I don't think you need to worry about that at all."

While eating the grilled fish in his hand, Heka replied very casually.

"To use one of your idioms, it's unfounded to worry about. And if I have something that can completely cover my heart, do you think I need to hide from your preaching sister all day long?"

"Of course the ability to adjudicate the evils of all living beings cannot be avoided. What I mean is the prevention method of the ability to read other people's hearts and even deeper secrets in their hearts... Do you have a way?"

Shi Bai continued to sprinkle cumin on the grilled fish.

"The Jue Clan...you really covet those sisters!!"

Quickly reacting, Heka was furious.

"There are only the two of them left in the family, and you still think about attacking their sisters, are you a beast!? You also prepared this ground spirit hall for the two of them, right? You also plan to come to a golden house to hide your beauty! ?”

"Speak with evidence, sir. I am a three-good student, a five-good youth, and have won the crown of the champion of garbage sorting downstairs in the community many times. Am I that kind of person?"

Keeping his eyes open, Shi Bai began to sprinkle chili powder on the grilled fish.

"If I really wanted to make a move, I would have made it a long time ago. My love for them is just my brother's protection of my sister. Why did everything change in your mouth?"

"Oh, it's not as good as a beast, who knows what's in your heart?"

Heka took the half-eaten grilled fish in his hand and folded his hands, Heka sneered.

"Do you like it? You are a greedy person, you are cheap!!"

"... I can choose to ask for copyright fees if I use the dialogue in my book."

Keeping his eyes open, Shi Bai continued to sprinkle chili powder on the grilled fish.

"There is a lesson to be learned from the world. I am pure in nature. I have been enthusiastic about helping the old lady cross the road since I was a child, but I have a passion in my heart."

"If you're not greedy for someone's body, then what reason do you have to help a stranger you've never met? Is it because the other party is a loli?"

Heka looked contemptuous.

"It's fine to take care of them silently before, but now you don't know clearly that you want to give them such a geomantic treasure that I would be jealous of. Can you say that you don't have any bad intentions in your heart?"

"This is a few cards I have made so far, take a look."

After thinking about it for a while, after taking out a few beautifully crafted jade tokens from [Najie] and handing them over, Shibai began to sprinkle chili oil on the grilled fish.

"This is just a preliminary version, and the real version has not yet had time to start production... If it is you, I can give you a little bit of my plan."

"This is... wait, you used this precious treasure to make something like this!?"

First, he glanced at the few jade cards that were handed to him with some doubts, and Heka's face instantly became extremely frantic.

"Do you know that I have been collecting this kind of material in the underworld for thousands of years before I can barely collect a little bit!? You just use this thing to make this kind of gadget!?"

"Well, precious is indeed a bit precious. After all, the [Yin Yang Jade] made by Shenqi only added a little bit of this material. I only got a box of these from Xiao Ye to make [Sword of Scarlet Thought] It took a while, and I plan to get some later.”

While continuing to brush chili oil on the grilled fish, Shi Bai nodded in agreement.

"Don't be in a hurry to regret it, you can read the above things before you talk, this is the first element of the layout in my plan."

"……spendthrift."

Very envious and jealous, he glanced at the indifferent Shibai in front of him, and after muttering something in his mouth, Heka looked at the surface of the jade tablet in his hand.

"This is... Suika Ibuki? What does SSR mean?"

"Card level, the highest is UR, followed by SSR, SR, R, N."

Shi Bai gave a brief introduction.

"If you continue to look back, I probably only made a dozen or so in the underworld in the hundreds of years. The current board is still very simple, and I will continue to modify it later."

"Hmm... Shenqi, Siji Yingji, Bayi Yonglin, Xi Shenqiu... Wait, why is my level only SSR!?"

He quickly found his own jade card, and Heka cried out in dissatisfaction.