Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

Shi Bai: "..."

For some reason, he suddenly wanted to hit someone.

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"Ahem, that's it. Erzi Tian Li Nai and Ding Li Tian Wu are the dancers I have found for a long time. They will be my subordinates living here in the country of Houhu. After all, I will take care of this place alone. The words are too troublesome, and they seem a little empty."

Coughing a few times in embarrassment, Madara Okina turned her head nonchalantly.

"But is it so fast on your side? It seems that 20 years have not passed yet, right?"

"...It is forbidden to put me in a coffin again in the future."

"It's not thinking about turning waste into... well, I apologize because I really can't find a suitable adjective."

"...Dancer? I think it's a maid, and you went to Shenqi's side again to find excitement?"

Speechlessly glanced at the other party, Shibai pressed his forehead slightly with his hand.

"By the way, the two of them should be human, right?"

"Maybe it used to be, but now they are out of the category of human beings. I searched for a long time before I found them. I wanted to find a few more, but there are not many people who can fully accept my power. I can find two That’s considered good luck.”

Madara Okina shook her head slightly.

"Why, are you done with your work?"

"I think it's done."

After thinking for a while, Shibai nodded.

"Anyway, you yourself shouldn't care much about these false names. The reason why you do this is just to express your anger in front of Shenqi...Anyway, I have accomplished the achievement that will go down in history."

"What about the others? Something about my belief in the God of Madara?"

Madara Okina looked expectant.

"... When did you make this request to me?"

"Just now."

Madara Okina looked without thinking.

"No, don't even think about it, it's impossible, and besides, why do you want to believe in this kind of thing? Human beliefs should be like ants on the side of the road to you."

Shibai rolled his eyes.

"And there are some things I haven't settled with you yet. Is it necessary for you to change your hair into a fancy pink color? You still have pink hair and pink pupils... So there was the so-called Mary Sue so early?"

"But do you dare to say it's not good-looking!!"

Madara Okina had an upright expression on her face.

"And in my setting, Qin Hesheng was originally a woman. I made a little change because of you. You should thank me for this!!"

"So I almost..."

After hearing the words of a certain mysterious god, someone's face turned green immediately.

"Nonsense, I don't have a penchant for experiencing men's lives."

Madara Okina pouted.

"No, I feel that it's too bad. It took you less than 20 years to save her, and I have to prepare for more than 100 years just to save her. You have to spread my beliefs. At least so that I can no longer be treated as a monster."

"Hey, hey, we have already agreed in advance, the price is clearly marked, and the child is not deceitful. Are you going back on what you made?"

"But you've lived with me for almost 20 years, so you'll always have to pay the rent!!"

"I haven't thought about the fact that you put me in a coffin to practice the coffin-carrying dance!!"

"But it's very comfortable to lie in the coffin and be carried around, don't you want to lie on my bed!!"

"I……"

The corner of his mouth twitched fiercely, and Shi Bai found that he was completely unable to reason with the other party.

"...How about this, let me help you build a shrine head office, right? It's impossible for the gods worshiped by the shrine maidens to be regarded as monsters again, right?"

"shrine??"

Madara Okina blinked.

"Is it the Madara Shrine?"

"Do not."

Turning his head, Shibai's face was expressionless.

"It's the Hakurei Shrine."

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If the current age is inferred from the AD, it is about 600 AD.Gensokyo officially separated the inner and outer worlds. The time when Yakumo Zi opened the realm of illusion and reality was around 1500 AD. The so-called monster expansion plan, the mechanism for entering Gensokyo began to be born.

And when Gensokyo was officially established, the period when the Hakurei barrier was fully opened was 1885 AD.The spell card rules were officially popular in Gensokyo, which belonged to the period of Hakurei Reimu, which was 2003 AD.

Strictly speaking, he is about 1400 years away from that period.

While thinking about these things in his mind, Shi Bai knocked his head with his hand while feeling a little headache.

In the past, when Gensokyo did not separate the inside and the outside with an enchantment, the area of ​​Gensokyo was called "the borderland far away from people in the Eastern Kingdom" by humans.

Because there are monsters living in this area, and it is the gathering place of most monsters, people who accidentally enter this place will be caught and eaten by monsters, so people are afraid of this place, and ordinary people will not approach it.

However, there are also some people who live in Gensokyo to fight against these monsters in order to get rid of these monsters. Over time, the number of humans has increased dramatically due to the development of civilization.

It was not until due to the rapid growth of human power that Yakumo Zi had to open the realm of illusion and reality to divide Gensokyo, and that time was around 1500 AD.

As for the son of the first Goari, Hida Hajime started compiling Gensokyo Origins around 800 AD. Hida Haichi started compiling Gensokyo Origins when he was 18 years old. After that, every 120 to 180 years there will be a The birth of a new son of Emery composes a new origin of Gensokyo.

In the middle, there was a gap of nearly 700 years.

The rapid growth of human power can also be regarded as the rapid decline of monster power in some respects. Before that, it was the heyday of monsters.

The time when Liu Bowen cut off the dragon veins, cut off the connection between heaven and earth, and cut off the aura of heaven and earth was probably between 1300 and 1400 A.D. The severance of the aura of heaven and earth led to the rapid decline of monsters. After 100 years of development, the power of monsters fell to the bottom , Zi Yakumo had no choice but to open the enchantment.

Now it is 600 AD, so there are still about 700 to 800 years to solve the problem of Hong Meiling...

"Fuck, I must have been tricked by Madara Okina, right?"

After spending a lot of time sorting out these things in his mind and accurately inferring the correct time point, Shi Bai couldn't help being shocked all over.

Because based on what he has deduced so far, the remaining time is still quite sufficient.

As for where the so-called "land far away from the border of the Eastern Kingdom" is located, he already has a rough guess in his heart.

If there is no accident, it is definitely divided by the area around the Youkai Mountain. It doesn't even require too much thinking. This is something that can be easily deduced.

So in other words, at the very beginning, Gensokyo was built around the Youkai Mountain, and when Zi Ma opened the realm of illusion and reality, it was a vigorous enclosure operation...

Nodding his head, Shibai looked thoughtful.

He has now left Okina's Backdoor Country in Modara, after all, strictly speaking, it is the other's home, and he has stayed in the other's home for almost 20 years, which is enough, and he does not intend to continue stay there...

As for Shenzi Budu, he doesn't plan to go there for the time being, and besides, what can he do now?

Although it is said that Qin Hesheng is his incarnation, but he is Shibai now, and among the illustrations in the Temple of Gods, there is only one Miyako Xiangxiang, and it is not a good thing to be too late.

What he is more concerned about now is the pure fox that Huo Qing'e mentioned before. If possible, he would like to try to find the other party to solve his doubts.And if he had time, he planned to go to Yuedu to lie down.

But now...

After looking up at the blue sky and thinking for a while, Shi Bai finally chose to come to the underworld.

After all, compared to Lolita, Chunhuyue is nothing... Lolita is number one in the world! ! !

In the decades since he left the underworld and hell, there hasn’t been much change here. After a certain Yan Luo Wang sitting behind his desk stared at him for a while, he finally A big smile appeared on his face.

"Brother, welcome back~"

Huh... Fortunately, I have been doing good things all these years...

Heaving a sigh of relief in his heart, Shi Bai walked to the table and sat down as usual, and then asked the other party.

"How? During the years I've been away, have you found a suitable Reaper to take over my job?"

"Well... After my brother left, there are quite a few Reapers who have been assigned to work under me these years, but very few of them can survive ten days."

Putting down the pen in her hand, Siji Yingji nodded.

"How about it, brother, do you want to come back again?"

"No, I still have some personal matters to deal with temporarily."

Shibai shook his head.

"By the way, among so many gods of death in the underworld, is there any one who can persist under your hands?"

"It's not that there are none, but the god of death..."

As if she remembered something through Shibai's reminder, Siji Yingji seemed to be a little entangled.

"Well... it's probably about accepting it with an open mind and not changing it after repeated admonitions. I have told her many times. At present, she is the one who has been the god of death under me for the longest time except for you, brother."

After talking for a long time, it seemed that she felt that her dictation was not clear enough, Siji Yingji simply closed the business in front of her and put it aside, walked out from behind the desk, and handed her hand to him quite naturally.

"It just so happens that these official duties have basically been dealt with, so I'll take my brother over to have a look."

"Let's go then."

After a moment of daze, Shi Bai smiled and stretched out his hand to hold the other's hand.

On the banks of the Santu River, there is a gorgeous sea of ​​flowers on the other side.

In the underworld, the work of extradition of the god of death is to extradite the undead from the other side to this shore. Shibai has been the god of extradition for hundreds of years, so he is quite familiar with this place.

However, when he watched Siji Yingji pull out a red-haired god of death from the lush sea of ​​flowers on the other side quite comfortably, the corners of Shibai's mouth still twitched involuntarily.

... By the way, I didn't even see it, how did you find this nipple so accurately among the flowers on the other side of the sky?

Or maybe this is the legendary... No one else, only hands and ears?

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