Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

"...Is this what you said you ate?"

Silently looking at the fruit that Yayi Yonglin took out from the house in front of him, which looks like a variant of the durian fruit, Shibai raised his head and looked at the girl in front of him silently.

"Can't this thing be eaten?"

Picking up a fruit in her hand, Bayi Yonglin raised her head with some doubts.

"It's not that I can't eat it...but since I was cheated to eat a durian when I was eight years old, I have always refused to stay away from fruits that look like durians. I was still too young at that time... ..."

Shaking his head with some emotion, Shi Bai rummaged through the ring and found a [box] with the word "fruit" on it.

Because [boxes] can be produced in large quantities as long as there is wood, and because of their extremely unique storage and indestructibility, they are his first choice for storing items.

Of course, the so-called indestructibility is also relative. You throw it into the magma and burn it all...

"Don't eat durian, come, eat watermelon!!"

Putting a watermelon in front of Yayi Yonglin in a rather grand manner, Shibai took out a kitchen knife with a dragon-shaped handle by the way.

"Since you have accepted me as your teacher, I will give you this legendary Yongling Knife, one of the ancient kitchen utensils, as a meeting gift. From today onwards, you must practice your cooking skills and strive to become a famous chef as soon as possible to benefit the world !!"

"... Eternal Spirit Knife? The legendary ancient kitchen utensils? Wait..."

Looking at the Eternal Soul Knife lying quietly in front of her, Bayi Yonglin couldn't help but asked her just recognized teacher in front of her.

"Shouldn't I be studying medicine? Why did it become..."

"Hmph, the wisdom of mortals."

He took out an apple from the [box], put it in his mouth and took a bite, Shibai had a sneer on his face.

"Don't you think I'm not sure about this kind of thing, teacher? The Eternal Spirit Knife is a legendary kitchen utensil. Don't rush to refuse. You can take this Eternal Spirit Knife in your hand and have a look before you talk about it."

"Eternal Soul Knife..."

Looking at the kitchen knife in front of him with a slight glimmer of light flowing on its surface, after a moment of silence, Yayi Yonglin reached out and picked up the kitchen knife.

What she didn't expect was that the moment her hand touched the surface of the Eternal Soul Knife, the lingering light that had been condensed on the knife quickly faded away. The spirit knife quickly turned into Fantie.

If she could feel that the Eternal Soul Knife was a treasure with magical power before, then this knife now feels like an ordinary stone on the side of the road.

"this is……"

Looking at the kitchen knife in her hand, Bayi Yonglin couldn't help but froze there.

"A doctor has a benevolent heart. If the heart is not pure, how can you talk about being a doctor? Understand, you are not qualified to learn medical skills at all. The eternal spirit knife that was polluted by you is the best proof."

He waved his hand indifferently, and Shi Bai reached out and took the alcohol stove above the table, and incidentally took out a pot from the [box] and put it on the stove.

"So, when you can make the Eternal Spirit Knife shine again, come and talk to me about learning medicine... Oh, by the way, do you like coriander?"

"……coriander……?"

Holding the eternal spirit knife in her hand blankly, Baiyi Yonglin was obviously a little dazed by her teacher's jumping thinking.

"Eating hot pot, what's the point of eating fruit all day long?"

While continuing to rummage in the [box] for various cooking ingredients that he put in it a long time ago, Shibai glanced at the girl in front of him.

"You don't need to keep looking at that knife, even if you see that flower, it will still be the same... If you want to get the recognition of Yongling knife and really make a change, then hold that awareness Let’s start from scratch, my medical skills are not so easy to learn.”

"……I understand."

After a moment of silence, Yayi Yonglin nodded.

(Is the doctor benevolent? To become a qualified doctor, one must first learn to purify one's heart. And this eternal soul knife... such a precious thing can be taken out without hesitation... It seems that a What a great teacher...)

"If you understand, come over here to help. Do you still want to eat hot pot? Just wait any longer, and then I will give you all the coriander! Also, after eating, I will wash the dishes for you!!"

"........."

Yayi Yonglin decided to retract the previous evaluation.

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Chapter 28 Little Things in the Bamboo Forest

After picking up a few trees and stones with a pickaxe, Shi Bai built an extra house in this bamboo forest.

Before saying that he wanted to teach the other party medical skills, it was not just talk, but he really had that kind of idea in his heart, but the idea was an idea, but it was still a bit difficult to implement it.

Among the talents he inherited from the Eastern God Clan, some talents are easy to unlock, but some talents need specific conditions to be unlocked.

For example, the talent [green bag], the unlocking condition is to teach a qualified disciple, but in his previous situation where there is no one in the whole world, let alone teach a disciple, he even has one No one else can find it except myself.

It's not like he didn't teach Xiao Ye and Xiao Xi when he was still in the heaven before, but it's obvious that these two lolis are not that material.

Among the ratings for the assessment of talent, the ratings given by the system are four points and three points...percentage.

But if it's Yayi Yonglin -- no matter how you say it, it should be able to meet the system's standards, right?

In fact, it is not impossible to teach the other party's medical skills from scratch, but under the premise of having the opportunity to get an exclusive cook, why not do it?

——Shibai thought so, although he regretted it soon.

"This thing... what is it?"

Looking at the green and yellow sticky paste in front of him, Shi Bai asked the girl in front of him with the corners of his mouth twitching.

"Banana Herb Salad."

Yang Yang raised the cooking books that her teacher gave her, and Yayi Yonglin replied very seriously.

"Now I understand your hard work, teacher. A good cook may not be a qualified doctor, but a good doctor is definitely a qualified cook. After comprehensively combining all aspects of nutrition, I Created this dish, all aspects of nutrition are absolutely balanced and perfect."

"........."

After a moment of speechless silence, Shi Bai picked up the spoon, scooped up a spoonful of banana and grass salad with trembling hands, and put it in his mouth.

Since the nutrition is balanced, maybe this is just ugly?Maybe it's actually good... Well, I feel like my blood has dropped a bit now.

Resisting not to spit out the terrible salad in his mouth, Shibai raised his head with a stiff face, and looked at the girl in front of him who seemed to be waiting for his praise with anticipation.

"...Bayi, what else did you add to this?"

"In order to ensure a balanced nutrition and enable the body to develop healthily and well, I first added pure natural and pollution-free green grass to the bananas."

Flipping through the books in her hands, Yayi Yonglin replied seriously.

"Then in order to balance development and better intake of various energy, I also added a few extra earthworms to it, and I also added powder like earth dragon to it... Teacher? Teacher, what's wrong with you, teacher! ?”

Shibai, died.

Before cultivating a qualified disciple, Shi Bai felt that he might be killed by his disciple's dark cooking first.

....................................

Shibai changed his strategy after thinking that letting the girl make her own dishes would probably cause the other party to go galloping on the road of the dark culinary world forever.

After tearing up the "Introduction to Nutrition from Scratch" that he gave to the other party earlier, Shi Bai solemnly handed over a cookbook to the other party for the bright future of not having to cook and wash dishes by himself .

"In the future, cook according to the recipe, how about it, can it be done?"

"no problem."

Flipping through the book that her teacher just gave her, Bayi Yonglin nodded confidently.

then……

"...Are you sure this is tomato scrambled eggs?"

Looking at the dish on the dinner table, Shi Bai raised his head silently and looked at the girl in front of him.

"Well, I'm sure, I followed the recipe exactly."

Flipping through the recipes in her hand, Yai Yonglin nodded confidently.

"I can guarantee that there will be absolutely no problems. Teacher, please taste it."

"So where does your inexplicable self-confidence come from... Tomato scrambled eggs are red and yellow dishes, not black and green dishes!!!"

It's like you can't expect a retired veteran who killed people like hemp on the battlefield to be able to cook good dishes. Baiyi Yonglin has never been exposed to cooking before, even if there is a recipe , It is also impossible to complete the transition to a chef in the shortest possible time.

After all, when she lived alone before, she basically ate those fruits every day...not often.

Although in his heart he suspected that Bayi Yonglin wanted to poison himself to death, but for his own little dream, Shibai finally had to start teaching him the most basic boiled eggs.

And after Bayi Yonglin was finally able to make normal dishes, more than a month had passed without a sound, and the weather became colder. There was a thick layer of hoarfrost.

And in this more than a month, Bayi Yonglin has never given up the idea of ​​purifying [Eternal Spirit Knife]. At the same time as the middle age gradually faded away, the day when [Eternal Spirit Knife] will shine again is not far away.

During this period of time, Shi Bai was not idle either. Apart from daily fishing and teaching others how to cook, most of his remaining time was spent writing medical books.

Among the existences in the heavens, there are many races with excellent medical skills. During the ten years he stayed in the heavens, he was not just idle.Coupled with the fact that he has lived alone for such a long time, he is not comparable to Bai Yiyonglin in terms of knowledge.

And this medical book, which he poured his heart and soul into, will be his gift to his disciples when they leave school. It is no exaggeration to say that this book contains the essence of the ancient mythology era.

Inheriting the medical knowledge of an era is a priceless treasure no matter where it is placed.

Of course, if you want to completely compile this medical book, according to Shi Bai's own estimation, it is still far away from the current progress...

In addition to these other leisure time, as an additional activity of self-cultivation, he will choose to play chess with Bayi Yonglin, whether it is flying chess, go, backgammon, or chess, he will play all of them. I took it out.

And the current record is... ten wins, 120 and three losses.

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Chapter 29 Happy New Year

Although the talent in cooking is not very good, in the purely intellectual game about chess, Yayi Yonglin can be said to be like a fish in water.

As long as the rules are figured out by Yayi Yonglin, Shibai usually ends up in a disastrous defeat in chess duels.

Even in order to defend his dignity as a teacher, Shibai cheated and used the chess software on his mobile phone to play against Bayi Yonglin, and adjusted his computer level to the level of a grand master...but he only won two games , and then lose all the way.

Even chess, which I think I am best at, is like this, let alone Go or backgammon.

The biggest problem is that Yayi Yonglin seems to have a lot of interest in chess, especially Go, and often it takes an afternoon to play a game.But she doesn't know how to be courteous, and she often kills him on the chessboard to defeat him.

... For this, Shibai has always held considerable resentment.