Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

"Huh? Oh dad, don't worry, all my evaluations in school are excellent, and when the ability awakening test is done in a few days, I promise to awaken super powerful abilities to win you glory!!"

Without looking away from the phone screen, Su Mo replied casually.

"When the time comes, Dad, you just wait..."

"Not this one, but another rather important one."

As if he had made up his mind, Suning took a deep breath.

"Don't you think it's strange since you were a child? Why is Dad always like this—young and beautiful?"

"........."

Looking at his father's bearded face and Mediterranean hairstyle, the boy turned his head expressionlessly.

"not at all."

"That's because... Dad, I used to be the hero who saved the world?"

"........."

"And your mother was rescued from a disaster by me, the hero who saved the world, and then fell in love at first sight and got together. And you are the oil bottle of our love... Ah, no, it's the crystallization~"

"...Dad, I can understand how you feel when you are still in the second year of high school. After all, a man is still a teenager until he dies. I can understand."

After a moment of wordless silence, the boy nodded quite sincerely.

"But Dad, when you make up a story next time, can you make up a more reliable story?"

"No, what your father said is true."

Before the boy finished speaking, a woman with an apron around her waist reached out and patted him on the shoulder.

"We've been thinking that for so many years, it's because of you that we haven't traveled well. Since you're going to college soon, it's time for you to try living independently."

"...I understand that you want to travel, and I can accept that I am the oil bottle of your love, but can you please stop insulting my IQ with stories like partnership?"

Covering his forehead with one hand, the boy who fell on the sofa mumbled.

"What kind of hero who saves the world..."

"Son, it doesn't matter if you don't believe me, but before we went on a trip, Dad decided to pass on my power to save the world to you. Are you ready to accept this power?"

Looking at the boy lying on the sofa, the smile on Suning's face was quite kind.

"Oh, living expenses, right? Give it to me. Don't worry when you go on a trip. I'm not a child anymore. I can take care of myself by myself."

The boy replied in a tone that was almost like a good read, looking like a ruthless line-reading machine.

"Very good, then after your mother and I leave, open this box and inherit the power that Dad once saved the world!!"

Putting a black box on the coffee table, the couple took out the suitcase from the bedroom as if they were prepared, and after beckoning to the boy who was lying on the sofa in a sluggish state, they opened the door Close the door in one go and walk away.

juvenile:"………"

After lying on the sofa for nearly a few minutes, sighing in his mouth, the boy got up from the sofa and opened the box in front of him.

What surprised him was that what was contained in that box was not the bank card or a stack of cash he had imagined, but a... faint pink light spot?

(...Could it be that what Dad said just now is true? He is really the hero who once saved the world, this is the strength he left behind for me...)

In an instant, countless thoughts flashed through the young man's mind, but before he was ready to inherit this power, the pink spot of light automatically merged into his body, and a moment later, a grievance Baba's voice came to mind in his mind.

【Welcome to the Magical Girl System...】

"........."

After standing silently for a long time, the boy grabbed the box on the coffee table and threw it on the ground with all his strength.

"Magic girl, your sister, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

……………………………………………………………

"Will the magical boy save the world?"

Nodding her head, Siji Yingji looked thoughtful.

"So that's how it is. Brother, you saved all living beings in this world. No wonder the crimes on your body are reduced."

"Ha~ In fact, things like sins don't matter. After all, who in the world can stop myself from being stained with sins?"

Shibai chuckled lightly in his mouth.

"Bodhi doesn't have a tree, and the mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place. Where can I get dust? The heart is empty, and naturally it will not be stained with dust. Just like me, I don't take pleasure in things, don't take pity on myself, and I live at the top of the temple. Worry about the place of the people, worry about the distance of the rivers and lakes, worry about the lord, but also worry about exhaustion, and worry about retreat, but when will you be happy? The ancients said that the dead are like husbands... It seems to be a fool?"

"Who dropped 100 yuan on the ground?"

After thinking for a while, Xiao Siji stretched out his finger and pointed to the side.

"Eh? Where, where!?" x2

"........."

...Wait, why are there two voices?

As if aware of something, the corners of Xiao Siji's eyes twitched slightly and he turned his head, and then he saw a written IOU in his hand, and was looking around like a certain idiot brother beside him looking for the IOU on the ground. One of her bosses for Zhang 100 yuan.

Little Four Seasons: "..."

For some reason, she always felt that these two people were hopeless, in various senses.

"Remember, all your IOUs are with me, and you have to pay them back in the future!!"

Reluctantly, he took out 1 yuan from his wallet and handed it to the other party. Shi Bai shook the large stack of white notes in his hand at Heka in front of him rather unwillingly.

"I know, I know, here are the words in black and white. Besides, you are not short of money, why don't you lend me some money?"

After receiving the money, Heka curled her lips in displeasure.

"You made a lot of money just by serializing novels in the newspaper, right? And the newspaper still has shares about you, and the dividends alone are a lot of money every year. You are so rich, how can you lend me some money? Is it? You even asked me to be a high-ranking goddess of hell to give you a white note..."

"If that's the case, why don't you play mahjong!?"

Carefully put those white notes away, Shi Bai rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"Why should I spend the money I earned by myself!?"

"The money I borrowed by myself, why should I pay you back!?"

"You are making excuses!!"

"You are making excuses!!"

"Are you a repeater!?"

"Are you a repeater!?"

"……You are a pig?"

"You are a pig."

"No, I'm a pig."

"No, you're a pig."

"...You childish ghost, don't learn how to speak from me!!"

"You childish ghost, don't learn how to speak from me!!"

........................

Looking at the two naive ghosts who were diametrically opposed to each other in front of her, Siji Yingji turned her head silently, but at this moment, her eyes just fell on the half cup of oolong tea on the table.

"Wine? It doesn't smell like wine..."

After picking up the half cup of oolong tea and sniffing it, Siji Yingji, who happened to be thirsty from the barbecue just now, raised her cup with peace of mind.

"It's just half a cup of tea, brother, he shouldn't be young...!?!?!?"

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Chapter 24 Soul Demon Taboo and Soul Demon Dream

When Yuyuko Saigyouji woke up from her sleep, she only felt that her whole head was very dizzy.

Sitting on the bed in a daze for a long time, she finally recalled what happened yesterday.

Because of that newspaper, she learned that things about herself had already been learned by the existence of the Beiquan Underworld. Turning her grief into appetite, she drank a lot of wine at the banquet last night, and then fell drunk on the table unconscious personnel.

"Better not to let me catch who the hell sent out that news story..."

Looking down at the clothes she was wearing, Yuyuko Saigyouji got off the bed.

In fact, she is more used to the more Japanese style of tatami mats than getting up and down, but at present she has no intention of spending effort on this aspect, but plans to deal with it later.

"It seems that today is a good weather... um, wait, where does the sun come from?"

When her eyes accidentally caught the ray of sunlight shining in from the window, Yuyuko Xixingji first subconsciously sighed, and then she couldn't help but froze there when she realized it.

As the residence of the dead, the underworld has always been insulated from such things as sunlight, and there is only an unchanging and endless dark void above the head. Sunshine and rain are a bit regrettable, but Yuyuko Xixingsi has already made psychological preparations in her heart.

But... this sunshine?

With a hint of doubt and uneasy joy, Yuyuko Saigyouji walked out of the room and walked into the courtyard.

The blue sky is faint, the white clouds are long, and the sun shines on the earth.

What she saw in front of her was not fake, but the scene that was truly unfolding in front of her.

"Huh? Are you awake?"

A voice came from afar, and when Yuyuko Saigyouji turned his head to look, he saw a black-haired man sitting at the stone table under the blooming cherry tree in the courtyard and debugging something.

Seeing her look over, the other party shrugged indifferently.

"Yesterday you were drunk, and it was Ah Li who helped you into the room to rest. The hangover is hard, right? Don't drink so much in the future, at least until you exercise your capacity for alcohol."

"Uh...that..."

"By the way, I made some clear soup, which is good for you now."

It seemed that he didn't intend to listen to her finish the sentence at all. After finishing the sentence, the man pointed his finger in front of himself, and then lowered his head again.

"........."