Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

"Grandpa, are you moving again?"

After hearing the words of Yan Ke's outrageous grandfather, Xiao Yaomeng, who took a shower and changed clothes and was about to start the daily training, was stunned.

"Well, pack up your things and go right away."

Slightly nodded, there was no expression on Hun Huo's bewitching face.

Due to the personality flaws and teachings of Soul Yaoji, the childhood of Soul Yaomeng was actually not good. He was accompanied by the wooden sword in his hand all day long, and there was no time for entertainment and play, so this also created Yaomeng. Meng has her serious and pure character, no matter what she does, she will do her best. It doesn't mean that this kind of personality is bad, but the existence of this kind of personality is easy to be teased by others and bullied.

From this point of view alone, in fact, Soul Yoji is not a qualified guardian. Soul Yomu will become one of the three masters of Gensokyo in the future, which is similar to the harsh teaching of Soul Yoji when he was a child. quite a direct relationship.

Soon, Xiao Yaomeng, who returned to her small wooden house, packed her luggage and carried a small bag on her back. Since their grandparents and grandchildren would often move, they belonged to Xiao Yaomeng. Meng's personal belongings are not very many.

You can't expect Soul Yaoji, who lives with a long sword all his life, to know how to take care of girls, so Little Yaomeng has a vague concept of her own gender. She, who follows the ancient Bushido taught by her grandfather, sometimes It will appear quite stubborn.

Among the personal belongings that Xiao Yaomeng packed, not to mention clothes suitable for girls, almost all of her clothes are made by Soul Yaoji from old clothes by herself, not for ornamental value but for practicality , and with Soul Yaoji Na holding a sword and holding hands for almost a lifetime to sew clothes, the craftsmanship is even more conceivable.

However, with the kind of high-intensity training that is almost inhumane, a piece of clothing will often be greatly damaged after wearing it for a long time, so in the end, it is her who spends the longest time with Xiao Yaomeng. The two soul demons in his hands are two wooden swords made from the two swords of Bailou and Louguan.

When Xiao Yaomeng walked out of her small wooden house, she saw a rather strange door-like building on the open space in front of the wooden house where she used to practice swords. up.

Because she has always been by her grandfather's side and is protected by the other party, so Xiao Yaomeng knows very few outsiders on weekdays, and almost no friends of the same age.

Her grandfather does have some friends, but because they often move from time to time, there are even fewer guests who occasionally come to visit. In recent years, when seeing outsiders, it was a month ago when Uncle Morijin came. When looking for my grandfather to drink.

So based on this, Xiao Yaomeng was extremely curious about this strange guest that he had never seen before who came suddenly.

But curiosity is curiosity. In terms of parenting habits, she undoubtedly got her grandfather's true inheritance, but after looking over there with some curiosity, she carried her little burden on her back quite quietly and took two wooden swords. Walked behind Soul Yaoji.

"Is it a technique similar to teleportation..."

Looking at the shaped gate of hell, Soul Yaoji thought silently in his heart.

"The gate of hell is made of obsidian. Using flint and steel can form a simple, easy and fast portal to hell."

Snapping his fingers, the black-haired man in front of him seemed to see the speculation in his heart. After explaining this to them, he took the lead and walked into it.

"........."

Seeing the figure of the black-haired man disappear into it, he turned his head and glanced at the soul Yaomeng behind him, with one hand still tightly holding the sword hilt, Soul Yaoji followed behind him.

Finally, with the entry of Little Yaomeng, in this valley far away from human habitation, the peace of the past was restored.

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"You are lucky, the person you are looking for is still there."

Handing the list in his hand to Soul Yaoji in front of him, Shi Bai shrugged.

"In recent years, due to the lack of manpower in the underworld, the recruitment of personnel has been expanded, and your wife happened to meet the criteria for being a god of death and was selected to become a god of death in the underworld. As for other people, It is already a voluntary reincarnation, death is not the end, but just the beginning."

"........."

Opening the book in his hand that was named Book of Life and Death by someone out of evil taste, looking at the contents recorded on it, the soul demon was silent for a long time.

It was not until a long time later that he spoke hoarsely.

"Has she forgotten me by now?"

"Reapers are not human beings, they still belong to the underworld, but in theory, when the undead voluntarily transform into the gods of death and stay in the underworld, they actually have the choice to keep their memories or drink Mengpo soup to forget the past. , it all depends on their own ideas.”

Sitting on the table behind him with folded hands, Shi Bai pouted.

"Instead of entangled in this problem, you might as well think about what you are going to do next. You have a lot of sins on your body, right? An existence like you that is burdened with sins will go to hell after death Accepting the punishment, you didn't see the look in the eyes when she saw you in the four seasons just now..."

"... Can all the gods of death see the sins on my body?"

"I don't know if other gods of death can see it or not, but Siji can definitely see it. But even if they can't see it, they still have their own judgment methods. For example, Komachi used the money carried by the undead to find out. Judging the size of the other party's crimes will determine the number of people in Shangquan and the time to cross the river."

Shibai shrugged.

"I used to be the god of death too. If it were you, you would never be able to get on the ferry of the god of death to go to the other side. Instead, you would be kicked into the river and follow the drifting track of the Santu River to hell. Accept the punishment."

"I understand."

Handing back the life and death book in his hand, Soul Yaoji nodded.

"From today onwards, I will become the court teacher of Baiyulou and responsible for guarding Lord Yuyuko. After I have taught Youmeng to become a qualified court teacher, I will put down those who gave her the teaching of Bailoulou, and then to atone for my sin."

"Don't think too much, Yuyuko is better at fighting than you now, you can't protect her, the underworld is safe, you are just a person in charge of cooking, cleaning and trimming the garden."

"...It doesn't matter, I will repair and take care of the Baiyulou. It's just a Baiyulou. I used to be the tutor of the Xixing Temple family, but now I'm just going back to my old job."

The expression on his face froze inexplicably, and Soul Yaoji replied.

"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to tell you. The Baiyu Tower covers an area of ​​2000 kilometers. I hope you are all right."

"……How many?"

"2000 kilometers."

"... How many court masters are there?"

"Just you? You want a few more, human resources are very precious!!"

Soul Yaoji: "..."

"Don't worry, isn't it just 2000 kilometers? It's very easy to clean, and a spell card can do it. For example, something like [Prime World Sword? A flash of [-] yojanas], it's very fast."

Putting the book of life and death back to its original position, and standing up straight, Shibai comforted Soul Yaoji who had fallen into complete silence in front of him very understandingly.

"Okay, you can receive instruction here first. I will take Xiao Yaomeng there to get familiar with Baiyulou. At this time tomorrow, you can ask Komachi to take you to Baiyulou on the way."

"Teaching? What teaching?"

Looking away from the book of life and death, Soul Yaoji looked a little puzzled.

"As the only court master in Baiyulou, a landmark building in the underworld, you must go to your immediate superior to receive training from Shanggang before taking up your post. After all, your condition is really bad...Okay, let him take you You go there."

Shrugging his shoulders, Shi Bai casually pulled over an innocent god of death passing by.

"Hello, can I ask you something?"

"Uh...what's the matter?"

The Reaper, who was suddenly caught, looked bewildered.

"do you know him?"

Shi Bai stretched out his finger and pointed at Soul Yaoji.

"Hmm... the new Grim Reaper?"

After turning his head to look at Soul Yaoji, the death god's eyes first stayed on the half-spirit floating beside the other party for a moment, and then shifted to Soul Yaoji's body again, but after looking at the other party for a few seconds, He frowned unconsciously.

"Undead... no, human?"

"Don't worry about his identity, please take him to Siji now, Siji has something to do with him."

"Master Four Seasons...well, please follow me."

As if thinking of something, the god of death looked at the soul's bewitching gaze again, and there was already a trace of undisguised pity in it.

"Brother, if you can still come out alive, I invite you to drink at the Haunting Noodle Restaurant."

Soul Yaoji: "???"

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Chapter 26 Pink hair is black when cut

Underworld.

"Where is... my grandfather?"

Standing at the door of the right and wrong hall, looking at Shibai walking out alone, Xiao Yaomeng who was waiting at the door according to his grandfather's instructions couldn't help being stunned.

"He's gone to class, I'll take you to Baiyulou first, it will be where you will live in the future."

His eyes swept over the clothes that Xiao Yaomeng was wearing, and Shibai replied with a gentle smile on his face.

"Baiyu Tower...?"

Although I don't have much idea about Baiyulou in my heart, but looking at the unusually magnificent building above the long stairs of Baiyulou and the unbelievably huge Westbound Demon, the little demon Meng couldn't help opening her eyes wide.

"Is that the Baiyu Tower over there?"

"That's right, and that's where you'll live in the future."

While strolling up the stairs, Shi Bai replied patiently.

——For Lori, he has always been very patient.

"The current owner of Baiyulou is called Xixingsi Youyouzi, a very...elegant and easy-to-get-together undead, I believe you and her should get along quite happily...by the way, this half-spirit is also yours body?"

While talking, Shibai looked at the cotton candy-like ghost floating beside Xiao Yaomeng.

Frankly speaking, he really wanted to touch her. After all, that half-spirit seemed to feel quite good in his hands... Although if he did this, it might be regarded as stroking Lori's body in public. A pervert who was nailed to the pillar of historical shame.

"Well, like my grandfather, I am half-human and half-spiritual. The half-spirit and the half-body feel the same. If the half-spirit is restrained, the half-body will also be weak. The ghost half-body can perform different actions from the human half-body to use skills."

Stretching out her hand to touch the half-ling who came close to her, Xiao Yaomeng nodded quite seriously.

"It's just that grandpa hasn't taught me the corresponding sword skills so far."

"Is that so? It turns out that the feeling is connected..."

With a resentful look on his face, he gave up the idea of ​​secretly looking for a chance to masturbate a half-linger, and a certain lolicon spoke regretfully.

"Then be careful, don't let that half-spirit of yours be eaten by that foodie."

"Uh-huh?!"

Shi Bai felt that Little Yaomeng, a small question mark, must have many children.

The Baiyu Tower is huge, really huge.

If you want to go to Baiyulou from the outside world, unless you are smuggling, you can only go through the only main entrance, that is, climb up the long steps in front of Baiyulou.

When Bai and Xiao Yaomeng finally climbed up the Baiyu Tower, the first thing that caught their eyes was someone crouching beside a fire with resentment, gnashing his teeth and roasting something under the warm sun at noon. The... foodie scene of the dark barbecue.

Seemingly aware of the movement on their side, Yuyuko Saigyouji, who was squatting in front of the fire and staring at the roasted meat on the fire with resentment, raised her head towards them.