Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

Chapter 69 The Ancient Salesman

Netherworld.

"Become the god of the underworld?"

After listening to the words of a goddess from hell, Shi Bai raised his eyebrows a little curiously.

"As long as I promise you to become the god of the underworld, are you willing to agree to that condition?"

"That's right. The underworld is newly opened, and more people are needed to manage it."

Heka nodded quite seriously.

"This position doesn't restrict you. You can still travel between the world of life and the world of death quite freely, but you just need to help out when necessary. How about it, is this condition a good deal?"

"Well, yes, it is indeed a very generous condition."

Shi Bai nodded in agreement, and then changed the subject at the end of his words.

"However, I refuse."

"Very good, so...wait a minute, you refuse!?"

Standing up directly from the chair and supporting the table with both hands, Hecario looked at the man with a leisurely expression in front of him in disbelief.

"You said that this condition is generous? Why do you reject such a generous condition!?"

"Because one of my favorite things to do in Shibai is to say no to people who think they are sure of things."

Raising his hand in front of him, Shi Bai had a serious expression on his face.

"And besides, I hate being bound. After I promised you to become the god of the underworld, you won't have to pay the price if you ask me for help in the future, right? Don't even think about it!! At worst, I'll give you my service fee [-]% off, already reduced by [-]%, I am very sincere."

"...Did anyone tell you that you really deserve a beating?"

After a moment of wordless silence, Heka spoke wordlessly.

"No, a lot of people tell me I'm really handsome."

Stretching out his finger to point to his own eyes, Shibai's face was sincere.

"If you don't believe me, look at my sincere eyes, they are full of sincerity."

"...Yan Mo's rebirth time is 100 years. If you want to see her, you can come back in a hundred years. But remember, in one year, she can only go to the rebirth world for three days."

Sitting back on the chair again, Heka was quite tired.

"Since you don't want to come to the underworld to be a god, then forget it, but I ask you to try not to cause trouble for me... Can you agree to this?"

"no problem."

Seeing that the other party took a step back, Shibai was also happy to accept it. After nodding quite readily, he turned his head and looked at the Ibaraki Hana fan at the table who hadn't said a word from the beginning to the end, using a kind of salesman to fool him Asked the other person in the same tone as when they applied for the card.

"Well...the problems on your body are actually easy to solve, you just need to purify those distracting thoughts...Do you want to think about it, the immortal?"

"Fairy?"

Glancing at the man in front of him, Ibaraki Huasen's tone seemed a little indifferent.

"What is a fairy?"

"I'll teach you things about immortals in the future, but you just remember to bring this thing with you at all times to suppress your inner demons. After all, it won't happen overnight if you want to deal with your problems."

From the receiving ring in his hand, he found a pendant similar to a lucky star and threw it to the other party, Shi Bai shrugged indifferently.

"This lucky star pendant is my treasure. After all, I have only summoned this one before and after... Remember not to lose it, and you will return it to me after your problem is solved."

"........."

Looking at the pendant in front of his desk, after a moment of silence, Ibaraki Huashan held the lucky star pendant in his hand.

"...Then I'll leave it to you to do anything about Hua Fan."

Turning his head to look at Ibaraki Hana, who has bowed his head and said nothing since he got the pendant, slapped him, and Jinkara thanked the man in front of him solemnly.

"Don't worry, it's just a small thing."

Waving his hand very casually, Shi Bai stood up from the table.

"Since I don't have anything to do here, I'll go back first, and I'll go to the ghost clan to find you later... Wait, where should I find you?"

"At present, the only ones who decide to live in hell are the group of ghosts who followed me. Before Yongyi and she figure it out, the rest should still live on the mountain of monsters as usual."

Similarly, he also stood up from the table, and Kunkara answered instead of Ibaraki Hanaou.

"Just let Huashan go back with you. I have to stay here in hell and start the first step of construction about hell. This is expected to be a long-term project."

"It's so dark here... By the way, can you see clearly?"

Turning his head to look at the darkness beside the gazebo, Shibai asked Jinkara in front of him curiously.

"If it is illuminated, the magma in the lava hell should be used for illumination, and some luminous ores should still be found..."

After pondering in his mind for a while, Jinkara nodded, not intending to hide anything.

"I plan to build a capital in hell first."

"Since this is the case, how about we make some deals?"

With a snap of his fingers, Shi Bai took out a [box] from the [Najie] and placed it on the stone table.

"Worried about the lighting problem? No problem! I have [Torches] that never go out and can be plugged and used at any time, [Street Lantern Flowers] that can dispel the fog and illuminate an area, and [Fluorite] that can emit fluorescence. There are a lot of them here, and this 【Supernuclear Flashlight】..."

Instantly transformed into a most qualified salesman, while explaining his products, Shibai took those products out of the box in his hands as a display.

So within a short while, the gazebo, which was originally quite dim, was already occupied by various light sources.

"Uh……"

To be honest, looking at the assortment of various [products] on the table in front of them, including Heka, the goddess of hell, the three of them couldn't help but look a little dumbfounded.

"These are stable items that can emit a permanent light source. And these are essential items for the rapid construction of cities."

Speaking of getting up, Shibai slightly pushed the [box] that he took out earlier to the side, and then took out another [box].

"[Wooden Pickaxe], [Stone Pickaxe], [Iron Pickaxe], [Diamond Pickaxe], [Wooden Axe], [Stone Axe], [Iron Axe], [Diamond Axe]... there are all kinds of magical tools! ! Worried about not having enough materials? The 【Stone Brushing Machine】composed of magma and water will be taught by me!!”

Picking up a [Diamond Pickaxe] and knocking a piece off the stone table, holding the knocked out stone in his hand, Shi Bai's voice suddenly became deep, with a faint hint of temptation in his words the taste of.

"It's better to act than to be moved. If you pass by, you will miss it. Today, I specially opened a big bargain, and the whole site is selling at a loss. All items are on sale at 9.5% off!!"

"What are you waiting for?"

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ps: Tomorrow will still be three shifts, tickets

Chapter 70 The future of ghosts

In a peaceful and friendly atmosphere, Shibai and Jinkara conducted a series of discussions on a series of development issues in Hell City, and reached relevant transaction terms.

As the most powerful ghost clan among monsters, the ghost clan can be said to have collected a lot of secret treasures, and to complete this transaction with some things that are at the bottom of the warehouse, it can be said that it is completely profitable for Shibai. .

After all, the value of the things he traded out as commodities is frighteningly cheap in Shibai's eyes. For example, the tools that can be manufactured continuously with the [workbench] are completely cost-free transactions. .It's not that he deliberately wants to deceive people, but it's a pity that there is only one [Working Bench], and there is no way to build a new [Working Bench], otherwise it would be a good choice to directly trade the [Working Bench] to the other party...

However, the ghost clan got the materials that can quickly develop the hell, and he got the secret treasures collected by the ghost clan that he wanted, WINWIN, a win-win situation.

Just those [torches] and [street lamp flowers] used for lighting, etc., Kunkara bought a lot, not to mention other magical tools [iron pickaxes], [boxes] and the like.

——Shibai is looking forward to how this hell city will be built in the future.

"【Myriad Treasure Mallet】......"

Weighing the small hammer in his hand, Shibai's eyes were filled with the identification data displayed by the skill [Jian], which slowly flowed before his eyes.

[Wild Treasure Mallet], one of the secret treasures collected by the ghost clan, can realize any wish of the user, but a corresponding price needs to be paid.

This secret treasure among the ghost clan was collected by Jinkara. Because of the uncertainty and extreme danger of using this kind of item, and the ghost clan has never valued foreign objects so much, so in this transaction Kunkara took this [Magic Mallet] as a commodity.

After all, the price you need to pay for using [Wild Treasure Mallet] is a random payment. Although it follows the principle of equivalent exchange to a certain extent, it is completely uncertain what it will take away from you. It may be because of a A small wish could cost your life or more.

These - but there are lessons learned.

According to Jinjaluo's introduction, when she first discovered this [Magic Mallet], the existence of a monster race was completely wiped out by the magic power of [Magic Mallet]. lost all memory.

...No one knows what kind of wish the youkai race that has been completely wiped out of existence used this [Magic Mallet].

After realizing the danger of this item, Jinkara has been sealing it up, even trying to see if it can be destroyed, but after such a long time, the result has been very ineffective. The huge magic power has sealed part of its essence.

"I feel like this thing can be regarded as a new SCP containment item..."

After finally reading the lengthy introduction, he shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and Shibai casually threw it into the [box] to store it as a treasurer.

Under the effect of the [Jiang] skill that he had raised to the highest level, the truth of the [Wild Treasure Mallet], which was hidden heavily, was unreservedly revealed in front of him.

Although [Magic Mallet] is written to be able to fulfill any wish in name, but if you want to explore its essence, it is actually almost the same type of item as the polluted Holy Grail...

"Okay, if I have time later, I will still come here to visit, I hope you don't close the door to thank the guests then it will be fine."

After all the transactions were completed, Shibai smiled and nodded to Jinkara.

"It's my honor for you to visit hell, thank you this time."

With a rare smile on his face, Jinkara replied.

"I hope this big trouble won't come again..."

A certain goddess of hell who was still lying on the table whispered something in her mouth.

"Don't worry, I will try my best not to trouble you, a lazy goddess with terrible dressing taste."

Glancing at the goddess lying on the table, Shi Bai pouted.

"The matter has been resolved, please send us back."

"...You can't show a little respect for me as a goddess?"

Lifting his head on the table, Heka spoke resentfully.

"I am the first god born in the underworld, and I represent the will of the underworld itself. If other people dare to be so speechless to me, I would have sent him to the eighteenth level of hell for eternal punishment!!"

"Because you have nothing to do with me, can't you? Immortality and immortality are self-willed."

Shrugging, Shibai turned around first.