Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

[Following the wind and Xun, the gentleman acts according to his destiny. 】

[Gradually the thunder shakes, the gentleman repairs the province with fear. 】

[Goodness is like water, a gentleman starts with doing things. 】

[Huo Tongren, a gentleman distinguishes things by category. 】

[Bu Ze Lu, a gentleman distinguishes the people's aspirations. 】

[Gen Shanqian, a gentleman benefits the few with the many. 】

"Is this what you think?"

"No, I copied it, because it feels very powerful when written."

Rolling his eyes, Shibai casually wrote this line of handwriting on another piece of paper, then turned his head and said to Heng'e with a serious face.

"Here, this is what I thought."

【come on!Persistence is victory!Awesome! ! 】

"........."

Looking at the new line written by the other party, Heng'e couldn't help being speechless for a while.

Yawning, Shi Bai went back to his exclusive recliner and lay down again.

"You came at the right time, and you can help send these two words over later, just to save me a trip."

"I didn't come here specifically to run errands, and the one behind is far worse than the one in front, isn't it!?"

Heng'e bared her teeth at him.

"Can't you be a little more serious to me? It's like you saved me that day..."

"Ah...it's really tiring to be serious, so I don't want to be serious, isn't it good to be a salted fish honestly?"

Flipping the book in his hand upside down on his face, Shibai interrupted the other party's words in a muffled voice.

"Hua Fan is not here now, so is there anything else you can do?"

"The weather is so good today, why don't you take me out hunting!?"

Rolling her eyes, Heng'e followed suit and sat down at the table.

"I've never been to Youqiong's side before. If I go out alone, I'm afraid I'll be in danger like last time, so I want to..."

"Well... since the weather is so good, I'm going to take a nap. If you have nothing to do, you can go first, good afternoon."

"........."

(...This guy... just hates chatting with me so much?)

Looking at the man in front of him who fell asleep within a second, the girl couldn't help curling her lips in dissatisfaction.

Carefully put those two words away, when Heng'e was about to leave quietly, her eyes accidentally caught a glimpse of the figure under the tree, and after a moment of hesitation, she walked to the stone again. Sat down at the table.

Supporting her head with one hand and looking sideways at the figure, Heng'e sighed a little sadly as if thinking of something.

No one is a fool, and through the past few months of getting along, she can clearly see the obvious resistance of the other party.But for things like feelings, as long as one person occupies the atrium, there is no possibility for another person to enter.

As a rare genius among the Tu Shan clan, Heng'e herself still seemed a little too naive after all.Compared with Hou Yi who is purely rational, although she is obviously emotionally dominant...but rationality still exists after all.

"Cut... Who would want to come to you every day... If it weren't for the fact that I would never have such a chance after I got married..."

Lying on the table, the girl fell asleep in a daze under the bright sunlight.

In the Yijing courtyard in the afternoon, under the golden sunlight, she had a very long dream in a trance.

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When Bai woke up from his sleep, the time had already vaguely reached dusk. The book that was originally covering his face had already slipped to the ground due to his body flipping, and the golden sunlight Like gold, it lazily sprinkled on him through the messy treetops.

"Tsk... actually fell asleep..."

Slightly squinting his eyes, Shi Bai sat up from the reclining chair.

As if he had noticed something, he turned his head and saw a certain young girl who was lying on the stone table facing him, sleeping sweetly.

The pale golden sunlight of the setting sun hit the other party's face, making the other party's face look extraordinarily clear under the sunlight.

Like a ghost, he stretched out his hand towards the other party.

...then took away the food box on the table.

"Ah... After sleeping for so long, I'm hungry..."

Opening the food box and picking up the pastries in the box, someone felt a little lucky.

"I sleep until I wake up naturally, and I have something to eat after waking up. This kind of wonderful life is really great..."

Feeling the burning pain coming from his mouth, Shi Bai suddenly fell into silence.

"How is it, does it taste delicious?"

Resting her chin with both hands, Heng'e, who woke up at some point, smiled and asked Shibai.

"This is my special Huoshen pepper pastry, I believe it must impress you?"

"Ah...it's okay. Compared with the hellish cuisine of a certain Yan Luowang, yours is still far behind. Remember to work harder in the future."

With a calm expression, he stuffed the remaining pastry into his mouth, and Shibai cast an encouraging look at the other party.

"Next time, you may try to make the spiciness more serious, it might taste better that way."

"Wait, wait, you just ate it all!? I added Vulcan pepper, you really just..."

Hearing someone's evaluation and watching someone finish all those pastries without changing expression, Heng'e's voice became stammered.

"It's just a Vulcan pepper, what is it?"

Standing up, Shibai had a sneer on his face.

"The slimy mud hides the hidden shame of living lying on the ground..."

While talking, when Shi Bai sensed something was wrong, he stretched out his hand and touched his swollen sausage mouth lips, and suddenly fell silent again.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha, so you really don't know what is the Vulcan pepper? You actually ate all of them in one go..."

Seeing Shibai's embarrassing appearance in front of him, Heng'e couldn't help laughing while clutching her stomach.

"Originally, there is no problem with just eating a little bit, but you... wait, what are you doing!?"

"Young bats can enjoy it, and young orchids can block it."

Quickly, he took out another piece of pastry from the food box and quickly threw it into the other party's mouth. After throwing such a sentence with a deep expression, Shi Bai turned around and walked quickly back into the house regardless of the voice coming from behind. .

Only women and villains are difficult to raise, the ancients never deceived me! !

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"Recently, the presence of fierce beasts has become more and more frequent, and according to information exchange with other clans, people from other clans have already witnessed the appearance of Qiongqi, one of the four ancient beasts... What's wrong with your mouth?"

Ibaraki Hanaou, who was still talking about what she had seen and heard these days, finally couldn't help asking.

"One hundred million pads...a trivial matter, nothing to worry about."

The corner of his mouth twitched unconsciously, Shi Bai raised his head and looked at the sky silently, the night was slightly cool.

"Don't keep talking about other things, talk about yourself a little bit, how do you feel about your situation during this time?"

"...very pessimistic."

After hesitating for a moment, Ibaraki Huasen shook his head.

"Most of my negative violent emotions are composed of killings accumulated over thousands of years, so if I want to completely eliminate those, what I should do is stop killing. But in the current environment between heaven and earth Down……"

She didn't continue talking.

"So your original plan was to stop killing with killing? Do you think this kind of thing is the same as fighting poison with fire?"

Shibai really rolled his eyes.

"Since it doesn't work, then stop. We've stayed here long enough, and it's time to embark on the next journey. In the next journey, you can be a cook and handyman with peace of mind. Just do the work and let me handle the rest.”

"...Why do you do this? Don't you hate those things?"

Biting his lip, Ibaraki Hanagi suddenly asked such a question.

"First of all, I promised oxycodone to help solve your problems."

Stretching out a finger, someone had a serious expression on his face.

"Oxycodone..."

The corners of Ibaraki Huafan's eyes twitched a few times.

"Secondly, I didn't give you that lucky star pendant, but lent it to you. If you solve your problems as soon as possible, that thing can return to my hands sooner."

Shi Bai stretched out his second finger with a serious face.

"A pendant..."

"Finally, I've always wanted a perfectly chic maid."

"...Female, maid?"

Ibaraki Hanaou suddenly felt a bad premonition.

"Yeah, I've wanted a perfect maid for a long time!! If it wasn't for hundreds of years of smoking, I haven't gotten a dull hair king..."

Someone's face was filled with righteous indignation.

"I used to want to train Bayi to be a perfect and chic maid, but unfortunately I failed. Succubus is not suitable at all, Shenqi is a little expert at tearing down houses, Tannv is too taciturn, and Youxiang is too strong. A silly and cute white wolf tengu is very suitable, but she can't come out and run around with me. What can I do? I'm desperate too!!"

"So the last point in your mouth is..."

The smile on Ibaraki Hana's face seemed a little stiff.

"Yes, you are the most suitable candidate!!"

Standing up abruptly, Shibai's face was filled with fanaticism.

"Specially for my laundry, cooking and cooking. Every morning, I will wear a maid outfit and say good morning to me with a perfect smile on the bedside. All the miscellaneous things are solved for me without doing it myself. What I want, just say a little, and you can deliver it to you in the fastest time, and at the same time, you will obediently run to warm my bed every night, and from time to time, there will be welfare knee pillows..."

A table moved straight towards his face.

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