Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

"Gao Tianyuan's words, you probably haven't even met the minimum requirements in your heart, right?"

"No, the name Shenqijie sounds too shameful, so I followed Succubus' suggestion and changed it to Demon Realm."

Shen Qi had a serious look on her face.

"Come and help me too. With your help, I should be able to unify the country faster and build a huge faith community."

"Sorry, if it was before, I might choose to stay and help, but now I have other things to do."

Poured himself a glass of wine again, someone acted quite innocent.

"...By the way, why didn't you report my name when you and the succubus went to the underworld? There is absolutely no need for you to fight Heka, after all, that is her home field."

When he said this, Shi Bai seemed to suddenly remember something.

"The last time I went to the heaven with the succubus, I reported your name."

Forcibly snatching the glass of wine poured by the person in front of her again, Shen Qi replied with eyes wide open.

"so what?"

"Then me and the succubus were hunted down for nearly a month."

"Uh……"

"If you go to the underworld and report your name again this time, I doubt that the succubus and I will be hunted down to death by the entire underworld from now on."

"Heka and I have a good relationship..."

For some reason, Shi Bai felt that his words seemed weak.

"You said the same thing when I went to the heaven with the succubus before."

"........."

"By the way, Succubus fully supports my proposal."

"...Shenqi."

"what happened?"

"Help me give my unworthy disciple a word."

Standing up from the table, Shi Bai had a melancholy look on his face.

"Every New Year, I will bring her younger sister to her. I hope she will be ready to welcome her younger sister."

"Are you going to leave now? No more sitting around? Where are you going now?"

Looking up at the man in front of her, Shenqi blinked.

"Also, if we want to find you, where are we going to find you?"

"You don't need to worry about this. Anyway, when you start creating the world, I will definitely be there to eat and drink."

Shibai rolled his eyes.

"Remember to save a few places for me then."

"Creating the world is not that simple... The words of the Dragon God will definitely come out to stop me. I haven't even figured out how to deal with the Dragon God..."

As if remembering something, she lay down on the table discouraged, and there was obvious resentment in Shenqi's words.

"I can't even beat that guy in the underworld, let alone the dragon god she said represents the will of the world."

"Well... how about this, I will give you a suggestion to deal with the Dragon God."

After thinking for a while, someone snapped his fingers with a mysterious expression.

"As long as you do what I say, Dragon God will never care about such trivial things as you create the world."

"How to do it!?"

Shenqi quickly raised her head from the table.

"Hmm...prepare some more orange juice..."

When the voice fell, someone had already drifted away.

Shenqi: "???"

Although he had already decided to temporarily go to the underworld to experience life as a god of death for a period of time, but before leaving Gao Tianyuan and preparing to go to the underworld, Shibai deliberately spent a few days to find the legendary frog.

Strictly speaking, during this period, there were countries, large and small, all over this land, and each country was ruled by a certain god, and enjoyed the belief of a country exclusively.

It is easy to destroy these gods, but it is even more difficult to win the belief of the people under their governance.

It is precisely because of this that Shenqi thought of creating a place like Gao Tianyuan, and according to Shenqi's thinking, there should be no relationship other than belief between gods and humans.

Unifying the existing countries and establishing a single country is only the first step in her plan.

The second step is to transform the current popular "rule of the gods" into "rule of man", that is, the way that gods rule the entire country, and transform it into the way humans themselves rule their own country.

The third step is the step of harvesting faith that can only be implemented after the first two steps are completed.

As for the fourth step... probably just run away.

Due to the rush of time, someone gave a certain frog an inhumane...forced beat.

Hmm... It's the kind of thing you imagined that you stayed at home in a good way, but suddenly someone came in through the window, took out your phone before you could react, and shot you wildly for a while, and then went crazy after taking the shot scene of departure.

Because of this behavior of a certain person, he successfully created an indelible psychological shadow in the heart of a certain frog, and directly caused a disaster in Gensokyo that was directly caused by the frog in later generations and spread to the whole Gensokyo. ...a huge change.

Of course, this is later.

After successfully collecting the illustrations of the frogs and reaching 2/3 of the collection of all the illustrations of the Moriya Shrine, Shibai went to the underworld contentedly, preparing to officially start his career as a god of death.

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"Reaper's job is very simple, according to your needs, so your job is to extradite those ghosts on the other side to cross the Santu River."

Pointing to the Santu River in front of the Santu River shrouded in hazy mist, Heka came out to act as someone's job explainer.

"Although there are many gods of death working here in Santuhe, generally you will not encounter them in terms of work. As for the necessary items for the god of death's work, the boat and sickle are issued by the underworld."

"Is it just to bring the ghost from the other side by boat?"

Rubbing his chin with his hands folded, someone looked thoughtful.

"It feels like this kind of work is very simple..."

"Simple? Not all ghosts are qualified to cross the Santu River and come here to accept Yan Mo's trial."

As for the rules related to the underworld, Heka explained it very carefully.

"If the undead want to cross the Santu River, they must pay money. If they don't have enough money, they will be thrown into the Santu River and go directly to hell to receive punishment. This method can greatly reduce Yan Mo's pain. workload, otherwise so many people die every day, do you think the underworld can judge them one by one?"

"money?"

It was the first time he heard about this kind of thing, Shi Bai couldn't help but look a little curious.

"There are things like money on ghosts?"

"If you have done too many bad things during your lifetime, you cannot cross the river. The standard for judging good and evil people by the god of death is not the weight of sin, but "money". Although it is judged by "money", the so-called "money" "It doesn't refer to the property owned by a person before death, but how many people sincerely mourn the deceased. The specific ruling method is very complicated. The rules of the underworld have their own judgment basis."

Reaching out to pick up a red Bana flower on the ground beside her, Heka cast a glance at someone beside her.

"If the ghosts were you, it is estimated that the first moment you boarded the boat, the boat would crash and everyone would die and go directly to hell... As for the crimes of those ghosts after crossing the river, it is none of your business. "

"So this so-called "money" is probably the first process used by the underworld to screen sinners?"

Shi Bai didn't care about Heka's run, but nodded thoughtfully.

"After all, the number of Yan Mo is only so small. If you really want to come one by one, you will probably be exhausted... By the way, how much should I charge for each ghost?"

"All, of course the ghost must give all the "money" in his hand to the god of death before he can ask for his ferry. If you are not willing to give up all the "money"...just throw it into the river."

Heka pouted.

"Do you think there is no price to pay for crossing the Santu River? The more "money" the ghost pays, the faster it can reach the other side. The less "money", the more painful it is. The time will also be greatly lengthened. These are added by Santuhe itself to their subjective consciousness, but it is not affected by the god of death."

"Hmm... I seem to understand a little bit."

Stretching out his hand to touch his chin, Shibai nodded.

"As the first river to appear in the underworld, it's not surprising that the Santu River possesses such magical power. But you describe it this way...why do I feel that the god of death is like a tool man?"

"Tool man? What is a tool man?"

Heka looked puzzled.

"It's you who wants to be the god of death. I didn't force you. Even if you just stay in the underworld without doing anything, it doesn't matter how long you stay. Who wants you to say that you want to be the god of death? Woolen cloth?"

"A tool man is a tool man... Okay, let's get down to business, what is the salary of Death?"

Curling his lips, looking at the river shrouded in mist in front of him, Shi Bai sat down among the flowers on the other bank.

"There are also daily working hours, off-duty hours, and rest time. Since it is the god of death, there must be a dormitory assigned, right? Food and lodging is the basic rule. Besides, my..."

"The underworld has no plans to introduce wages yet."

Facing a lot of questions from someone, Heka rolled his eyes quite speechlessly.

"It's up to you to decide the working hours and working hours. Anyway, even if I set the rules, you won't implement them. As for the place to live... there is no one living in the big Baiyulou you left behind. You can directly Wouldn’t it be nice to live in the White Jade Tower?”

"If there is no salary, there will be no motivation. You are a black-hearted enterprise, do you know that? You are also the spokesperson of the underworld, so you won't launch a currency system?"

Shi Bai had a heartbroken face.

"By the way, the god of death and Yan Mo in the underworld are too miserable, right? Baigan works every day without any salary, and there is no hope in life. It's like a worker in a big line without any future! !"

——Someone completely forgot the system of celestial beings and immortals that he had previously set for the heavenly world.

"This kind of thing is too troublesome. I don't want to do it. If you want to do it, you can do it yourself."

He moved his body to the side in disgust, and Heka spoke.

"And what if there is no salary? Even if there are occasional complaining gods of death, isn't there Meng Po's soup and water of forgetting the river... er..."

Halfway through the speech, Heka realized that he seemed to have missed something in a daze.

"Sweatshop, you have a dark heart to engage in capital."

Soon he came back to his senses, and someone moved his body aside in disgust.

"I just want those fairies... to work 24 hours a day, but you are trying to make the gods of death forget everything and maintain a new enthusiasm for work... Tsk tsk tsk, your heart is really dark."

"Don't pollute people's innocence out of thin air!! I just said it in words, and I didn't really do it. Otherwise, do you think Shinigami and Yan Mo might have a rest time?"