Subverted This is the Emperor Chat Group

Overturned, this is the emperor's chat group Author: Black Blood Powder

Chen Tong recently joined a strange chat group.

He talks about historical events at every turn, and his name is also very second.

Daqin Zhenlong, although far away will be punished, Li Er of the ages, the friend of the wife, the infrastructure madman, the anti-god pioneer, the heart of the fantasy sea, etc. A series of secondary screen names.

Qiangu Li Er: Chen Tong, Tang Taizong should be regarded as the first emperor of the ancient times, right?

Chen Tong: Are you afraid that you have misunderstood the word Qiangu?Compared with the unparalleled hero of King Zhou of Yin, he is far behind, at most a prosperous emperor.

"What? King Zhou can also be regarded as the king of sages?"

"Do you understand King Zhou? Do you understand Sui Yangdi? Please don't be rude if you don't understand."

"Who was the first to fight against theocracy?"

"Who really manages the country by law?"

"Who really made the north and south connect and break the stratification?"

"Do you know what real history is? Who is the top boss in the emperor's profession?"

"Beginning Xia, Lie Shang, Li Zhou, Ba Qin, Strong Han, Weak Jin, Xiong Sui, Prosperous Tang, Fu (rich) Song, Meng Yuan, Hard Ming...Understand."

Subvert the eternal emperor in your heart.

Daqin Zhenlong: "Chen Tong is the one who knows few people,

Don't pretend, it's a showdown,...... Give Chen Tong the widow's Tai Ajian to eat walnuts! "

Chapter 1 1. Emperor Chat Group

A parallel world to Earth.

Dilapidated rental house.

"Son, what do you say you majored in history? Look, you're about to graduate, and you can't find a job. What do you think you can do with this? Tomb robbery?"

"Mom? Tomb robbing is something for the archaeologists, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...that's not tomb robbing, it's archaeological research." Chen Tong had a headache, my mother must have watched too much ghost blowing lights.

"Look, tomb robbers don't even want you. At the beginning, when they asked you to study medicine, your father insisted that you study history. This is all thanks to your father. Your father said that he knew a tomb robber...a professor of archaeology, there is a Beautiful and outrageous granddaughter...tomorrow go on a blind date! Give me a grandson..."

Chen Tong felt dizzy for a while, and he hadn't graduated yet, so he was going to have a grandson. Who was the grandson's mother, and Chen Tong didn't know who it was.

Do you think our family has a mine?A wife is not a girlfriend, so you can have it if you have one?

Find the face value you want from a girlfriend.

Looking for a wife, what you want is a house, a car, and tickets.

Those senior sisters are all greedy for his beauty, but none of them are willing to fight hard with him.

"It doesn't matter, let's continue to swim! Although the reality has dealt me ​​a heavy blow, I can still pretend to be aggressive on the Internet!"

Chen Tong shook his neck. As a professional dragon king, he has already dominated the chat group. He knows the sky from the top and geography from the bottom, and the other party can't take care of himself.

No, I was directly kicked out of the group by the authority dog ​​again. I hate this group of authority dogs the most.

As for the job, let's talk about it later, do history majors need to find a job?Unless there is a pie falling from the sky, there is no play at all.

"Ding!"

Suddenly, Chen Tong received an invitation message.

"Daqin Zhenlong invites you to join, the supreme chat group"

It's time to fight again.

Conventional routine, first observe the victim and click on the group information.

"This group is too high-end and needs to be kept secret."

"Group label: industry exchange group."

Chen Tong's eyes lit up. It seemed that this time he was going to add some strange knowledge. The industry exchange group was very professional.

However, the corners of Chen Tong's mouth twitched a little when he saw the screen names of the group members.

"Group leader, Great Qin True Dragon!"

"Administrator, Heart of the Illusory Sea."

"Group members:

Although it is far away, it will be punishable.

Qiangu Li Er

friend of wife

Infrastructure freak

Anti-God Pioneer

Kill your ten clans"

What's all this, the name is more than one second, Daqin Zhenlong, do you think you are Qin Shihuang?

There is also the heart of the fantasy sea. I am afraid that the King of Glory has played too much. I bought Wu Zetian's skin newly. I am afraid that others will not know about it?

Looking at the other names again, Li Er, also punished the ten clans.

What kind of industry exchange group is this, the emperor?

Chen Tong felt that these two-year-old boys had to be rescued, so he clicked to join and waited for the review.

now.

in the chat group.

Great Qin True Dragon:

"Everyone, calm down, the system has pushed a new member..."

The group suddenly exploded.

Qiangu Li Er:

"I don't know which dynasty? Can it have the prosperity of the prosperous Tang Dynasty?"

"Don't be my father, he is the last person I don't want to see now, but I just launched the Xuanwu Gate Change."

"When my father saw me, he took a knife and slashed at me. It's too scary."

...............

Kill your ten clans:

"Li Er, you crow's mouth, what is your father afraid of? It would be scary if it were my father!"

"My father is really fierce!"

"Do you dare to believe that my father ascended the throne as the empress, and being an official has become the most dangerous job in history. To be an official, you must first prepare your own coffin!"

"If my father is here, you can try to activate the Xuanwu Gate, and it will make you blood splatter five steps in a minute."

"If he knows that I have rebelled against that kid Zhu Yunqi, my father can beat me to death."

.....................

Friends of wives:

"I've been suffering from severe headaches lately. That old bastard Hua Tuo actually wanted to open a ladle for me, saying that this is the only way to cure my illness?"

"You really think I'm stupid?"

"I was thrown into the prison without any hassle, and Qiu Hou asked to beheaded!"

"By the way, you are all emperors, so isn't it that I am also called emperor?"

"How can I live up to my word? I really don't want to be emperor. I, Cao Cao, are famous for my promises, but God won't do what I want!"

"I have no choice.jpg"

...................

Qiangu Li Er:

"Cao Aman, the rebellious official and traitor! You think well, but you are chasing after you, you are completely dead!"

Friends of wives:

"Li Er, how beautiful is your empress and concubine?"

"I think it shouldn't be bad. I, Cao Cao, like to make friends with people like you the most, don't you?"

"Squint Smile.jpg"

Li Er:

"I'll give you a lung.jpg"

.............

Heart of the Phantom Sea:

"Stinky man!"

Great Qin True Dragon:

"Okay, everyone be quiet!"

"The newcomer this time is not the emperor, but someone pushed by the system."

"The introduction given by the system is:

Professional water group, professional barista, keyboard superman.

He knows everything about astronomy, geography, history and military affairs, and has won more than 50 titles of dragon kings of water groups.

People who are not good at life can't take care of themselves. They have been reported 3945 times by group friends, and they are still active in the chat group. "