Subverted This is the Emperor Chat Group

He could even imagine how dark Zhu Wen's face could be.

Are you still a person?

At this moment, Zhu Wen was going crazy.

One Egg Superman?

Nima, I'm not finished with you!

Zhu Wen felt that he had lost all the people he could lose in his life at this moment.

Every message sent in the chat group was like an information bomb, smashing his remaining self-esteem to pieces.

He had never felt so embarrassed before, he really wanted to find a crack in the ground and get in so that no one could recognize him.

But at the moment he can't!

Because he still needs to continue to receive treatment, and more importantly, he still wants to ask if there is any problem with his function?

But as soon as he asked this question, he regretted it.

Because at this moment Liu Bang, you answered for him.

Not all the ones who killed the white snake were Xu Xian's deceitful sage:

"I understand this! Don't the common people want to raise pigs?"

"Isn't the pig just going to do a little surgery on it?"

"I often see the situation of those gelding pigs, isn't it just cutting off the two light of the pigs?"

"There's nothing wrong with you, it's just a minor operation!"

"It's no different from a piggy."

"Besides, your name is Zhu Wen, which is a perfect match!"

Emperor Sui slapped his forehead.

Wife Doting Maniac:

"Zhu Wen, you are such a fool! Isn't it obvious that you are giving a proposition?"

"It's useless to ask again? I advise you to just cut it off!"

Zhu Wen is really going crazy at this moment, what kind of people are these, all of them are making jokes.

As soon as he heard Emperor Sui's words, he immediately covered himself.

Then yell:

"I don't cut!"

The imperial physicians around were stunned, what does His Majesty mean by this?

Aren't we just picking off a longdan that exploded?

Is this going to be cut all over?

This requirement is a bit special!

Even some imperial physicians are thinking about whether they should really be circumcised?

And Cao Cao didn't let Zhu Wen go, he continued to shout in the group.

Friends of wives:

"I've only seen horizontal castration before, and even vertical castration."

"It's just that I have never seen one that can blow the light off!"

"This time I finally learned a lot, Zhu Wen, you are doing well!"

"You have made an outstanding contribution to the medical cause. Do you want Hua Tuo to solve the pain once?"

"Hua Tuo's medical skills are absolutely top-notch, and I guarantee you will be more energetic than a lost boar."

Zhu Wen almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, roared angrily, and passed out at that time.

At this moment, the imperial doctors looked at each other in blank dismay, what should be done for the next operation?

The emperor was dizzy, how to choose a medical plan?

They looked at each other, both asking for advice.

"Or, cut them all?"

At that time, an imperial physician suggested it, and he also gave a very professional opinion.

"Based on my medical experience, it feels like it was burnt by gunpowder. If it is not completely cut, it is estimated that it will be infected in the future, and even a second cut will be required."

"In order to save His Majesty from suffering, or we will cut it off at once?"

At that time, the eyes of several doctors were full of green light, because their wives were all beaten by this pig.

Now, they finally have a chance for revenge.

Ever since, several imperial physicians nodded their heads heavily.

Then they all held a small knife with a strange shape, and surrounded Zhu Wen with a gloomy expression.

In the chat group, Qin Shihuang really couldn't stand it anymore, because if he continued to watch it, he would probably die of laughter!

So he decisively turned off the live broadcast function.

This made Cao Cao and others quite speechless. This is a critical moment, how can you stop the broadcast?

He felt that he had to give the anchor a bad review.

They both wanted to record it.

You are so unentertainable.

Qin Shihuang is also quite speechless, you are emperors, why do you like to do this kind of thing?

Headache!

Qin Shihuang rubbed his eyebrows.

Great Qin True Dragon:

"Let's think about recruiting new recruits!"

"Because after evaluating Sui Emperor, we can recruit a newcomer,"

"Plus, it's been so long, and the system has allocated another quota for recruiting newcomers,"

"In other words, this time we can recruit two newcomers."

"Cao Cao, you have a stinky mouth, why don't you let me come?"

Cao Cao's face is so dark, why do I have a bad mouth?

It is clearly your local evil in Shaanxi!

At this moment, after Zhu Di was bandaged, he had returned to the chat group. He missed a good show just now, and Liu Bang even told him the plot specially.

This made Zhu Di so happy that his wound almost burst open.

Execute the prosperous hero of your ten clans:

"Cao Cao, you should bring Liu Daer in!"

"You always create rumors in the group."

"Let him spray you in the face!"

"I already knew that you and Liu Da'er have sharp tongues."

Cao Cao glanced at his mouth, am I afraid of Liu Daer?

Are you kidding me?

If Liu Da'er came in, he would have to recognize his relatives with Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty first. Whose family is this?

In fact, he really wants to bring Liu Bei in now. After all, if Liu Bei is not brought in, then he should evaluate the characters of the Three Kingdoms era.

But he felt in his heart that the probability of pulling Liu Bei in was not high.

even muttering

"This Zhu Wen's hatred is so high, wouldn't you recruit Zhu Wen's contemporary emperor this time?"

As he said that, Cao Cao's hands were not idle, and he immediately began to shake people by using the authority given to him by Qin Shihuang.

The next moment, Cao Cao opened his mouth wide.

Ding, welcome the most beautiful boy on this street in Tang Dynasty to join the group chat.

fuck!

Cao Cao directly gave himself a mouth, and his mouth really opened up!

Can this work?

He decided that in the future, he must never talk about being expelled, this place in Shaanxi is too evil!

What the hell is this?

When Li Shimin saw the screen name of the new group member, it was full of black lines.

You are also the most beautiful boy on this street in Tang Dynasty, why do I feel that you are the most handsome boy on this street in Tang Dynasty?

It can be said that besides the three generations of his father and son in the Tang Dynasty, who else can speak out?

Basically none!

That's it?

Dare to come up with this screen name?

This is an embarrassing rhythm.

And at this moment Zhu Di was laughing.

Execute the prosperous hero of your ten clans:

"I have a feeling that the second cub of the Tang Dynasty is about to make an appearance!"