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A move made by Chen Tong completely dumbfounded these professors.
Faced with thousands of geniuses dug from various provinces and cities, and the school also gave them the right to choose their own majors.
The professors thought that Chen Tong would try his best to fool these people, and they were trying their best to help them choose a history major.
But Chen Tong wrote a few large characters on the blackboard.
"Who is the most unsuitable person to apply for the history major!"
Chen Tong knocked on the blackboard, and said in the tone of someone who has come here:
"If you persuade people to study medicine, you will be struck by lightning. If you persuade people to study the law, you will be cut to death. If you persuade people to study forensic medicine, you will be beaten and cut."
"But what I want to tell you today is that if you persuade people to study history, their graves may be dug up."
"So I'm going to tell the truth."
"Try not to study history."
The professors of history almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. They really wanted to rush to the stage and beat Chen Tong up.
Are you here to tear down the stage?
Even the tomboy Zhang Zhao's chest heaved with anger, and finally let others recognize her gender clearly.
The teachers who recruited students from other colleges looked playful.
Even a few professors of liberal arts winked at the professor of history, meaning: Is this what you recruited?
Are you sure he wasn't a tease invited by a monkey?
You are going for a reverse assist!
The students and parents in the audience whispered, they were really confused by such admissions.
Some people even asked, is this really someone sent by the School of History?
However, when Chen Tong did this, these students and parents became even more curious.
Someone directly asked:
"Aren't you recruiting students for the History Institute?"
"Why do you say try not to study history?"
"Is there any secret? Can you share it with everyone?"
At this moment, everyone is burning with gossip, especially the parents. It is the first time they have seen such a person who does not follow the routine.
You must know that the Admissions Office of Tsingbei University, in order to allow their children to apply for Tsingbei University, their lips were almost worn out.
While crazily bragging about the strength of the school's teachers, telling about the brilliant future of the alumni, he even promised a lot of benefits.
They even promise that they can change majors again after they enter the school.
But I never imagined that after you came to the school, the people recruiting students from the history department would do this for you?
They immediately wondered, what the hell is going on?
Chen Tong saw that everyone was very curious, so he said earnestly:
"I'm thinking about you!"
"There are few outlets for studying history, and it is difficult to get a job. If you choose the direction of scientific research, it will be even more tragic."
"Because historical research cannot be quantified."
"You will feel what it means to be super introverted!"
"So, as someone who has experienced it, I must advise the students and parents here to choose a history major carefully."
"Don't think that history is king, and don't think that if you are interested in history, you will choose history major blindly."
"You have to see if you are suitable first!"
"Let me first tell you which type of person is most unsuitable for majoring in history."
"First, poor!"
"People from poor families, I advise you to give up this idea as soon as possible."
"History wants to achieve results, it is very difficult!"
"If history wants to engage in scientific research, it depends on the teacher's rewards."
"If history wants to be realized, it depends on whether you have the ability."
"Compared to other majors, history consumes more resources!"
"So, the poorer you are, the less likely you are to apply for a history major."
After Chen Tong finished speaking, the auditorium exploded.
The eyes of the history professors are all red, you are trying to kill off the history department!
asshole!
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933. Chen Tong’s History Discipline Promotion Meeting (4400 words for subscription)
In the auditorium, when the students and parents heard Chen Tong say that the poorer you are, the less you should study history, they immediately started whispering.
Many people thought that what Chen Tong said was very reasonable, and even the parents glared at the professors of the history department.
"Student Chen, you are still reliable. Those professors who study history still want to fool our children into learning history."
"It's a good thing you brought this up, otherwise our child would have been cheated!"
At this time, the history professors were blowing their beards and staring. If they didn't take care of their image, they really wanted to go on stage and fight Chen Tong desperately.
The corner of Tomboy Zhang Zhao's mouth twitched, why did she feel that Chen Tong was getting worse and worse?
However, she likes it more and more!
And at this moment, a very dissonant voice sounded:
"You tell others not to study history, but you yourself study history. Isn't that slapping yourself in the face?"
Everyone looked inquiringly, because Chen Tong advised everyone not to study history on the stage, and even the teachers and students of the history school did not open their mouths to refute.
There are other people doing this, everyone wants to see who this is?
In the end, it didn't matter at first glance, it turned out to be a master of history.
Chen Tong also laughed, this guy has not shown up for so long, can he finally bear it?
If the professors of history didn't hate this man, they would all want to stand by the masters of history and criticize Chen Tong.
And students and parents also like to see this kind of situation very much. After all, only by arguing with each other can they see whether this subject is worth applying for.
They also want to know, how should Chen Tong answer?
At this moment, Chen Tong stretched out his second finger and said:
"This is what I said, the second category of people who cannot apply for the history department."
"That's stupid!"
"I know that you often advise people to study history."
"But you didn't say at all, which people are not suitable for studying history at all, because you don't understand at all, and you just persuade others to study history according to your own preferences."
"Why can't stupid people learn history?"
“Mainly because they graduate and lose their jobs!”
“They cannot monetize historical knowledge.”
"Besides, it is very difficult to find employment as a history major now. Many people regard history as a hobby, but after four years of study,
"They have become the most useless people in society."
"They can't use knowledge to support their parents, let alone start a family with knowledge. After learning history, many people have doubts about life."
"What's the use of studying history?"
"Besides, a stupid person will never know how to innovate, and it is impossible for him to achieve a qualitative breakthrough in this major."
"For such a person, if he studies such an unpopular major as history, it is most likely that he will be directly eliminated by the society!"
"The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny!"
"In ideals, there are noble sentiments and great dreams, but in reality, you must first solve the daily necessities!"
"If you can't even support yourself, don't talk about your dreams!"
"You'll just be a liability to society."
After Chen Tong finished speaking, the parents immediately gave Chen Tong thunderous applause, and they felt as if they saw a life mentor.
Turning around, he angrily reprimanded his son:
"Listen! This is called the words from the heart."
"Senior Chen explained this clearly to you. What's the use of studying history?"
"Don't you learn history, you can't even afford a wife, you don't even have a job, and you even want to gnaw on the old!"
"I know you really want to learn history, but you have to consider the hard work your parents have put in to bring you up, because they want you to have a better life."
"Instead of making your life worse!"
"The most important thing, think about it, you are the pride of the sky in the eyes of others, if you can't find a job, you will go home and eat the old man,"
"What do the neighbors say about you?"
"Those who envied you and envied you in the past probably laughed at you to death!"
"Son, mom and dad don't want to kill your dreams, but mom and dad also want you to know that college is the reserve force of society."
"You will always have to face the wind and rain alone!"
"You can't stay in an ivory tower forever."
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