Please Give My Second Dimension More Daily Life

He took a deep and beautiful breath of the aroma of the wine from the wine jar, and then poured out a sip in satisfaction, "If you have a conscience, tell me, what can you do with me, an old man."

"Go outside, the environment here is too bad!" It is indeed too bad, even if Long Xing thinks that his ability to adapt to the environment is MAX, he can't stand it.

By the stream, an old man in a beggar's attire was holding a wine jar in one hand, and the other was eating a roasted chicken.This scene, which was not common in ancient China, appeared in modern Tokyo, and people didn't know how to face it.

"Little boy, for the sake of showing respect to this old man, tell me, what do you want this old man to help you with?" "It's been eight years since I got the Happy Tour from you, but my strength has remained unchanged." Long Xing said .

Stopping the hand of pouring wine, the old lunatic turned around and reached out to press Long Xing's forehead, "No fever! It seems that you have a big problem." The old lunatic smiled up to the sky and showed his yellow teeth, "Say it to make the old man happy happy."

Long Xing glanced at the heartless old lunatic, and said faintly: "I was beaten up."

"Wahhaha..." The old lunatic laughed unscrupulously, and poured wine into his mouth comfortably, "I always feel that this wine is very fragrant and pure! Who beat you?"

"People from NESTS, and Bawang Wan." In a world with KOF, it is basically certain that the people who are looking for Ying are people from NESTS.

Hearing Long Xing's words, the old lunatic curled his lips: "You're a liar, even if you're a half-bastard, can you survive being beaten by those guys?"

"Someone saved me, besides, he kindly let me go and gave this by the way." He threw the envelope left by Bawangwan at the old beggar.

"Invitation letter, ah, yes, it seems that Bawangwan recognizes your potential. By the way, who saved you?" If you have an invitation letter, it is not a lie.Although so far, the news of the KOF competition is still only circulated among fighters.

"Then I was rescued by Chunli." Long Xing said bluntly, thinking of the scene where the old lunatic went crazy next.

"Pfft..." As much as he drank and spit out, the old lunatic grabbed Long Xing.Although it is slightly slender, it is much stronger than the old madman, but the strange thing is that in the hands of the thin old madman, Long Xing is like a chicken. "Say it again, who saved you!"

"Chunli, Interpol Chunli! The lover of your dreams!" Long Xing looked at the old beggar with a face full of flies and constipated for ten days with a smug smile. I paid 16.8, pay attention to RMB!"

The twitching corners of the old lunatic's mouth and the twitching corners of his eyes made Long Xing feel good about it.

Throwing Long Xing aside with a gloomy expression, the old beggar said without the slightest emotion, "You are smart because you are smart, but it's a pity that your smartness is misunderstood by your cleverness. You become a master."

"Is my aptitude good? I never think so." Dragon star has confidence in his own mind, and the attributes given by Tianji are not low, but it is a pity that intelligence and understanding are different attributes. The so-called qualifications have created doubts.

Throwing away the empty wine bottle with his hands, the old lunatic lay down on the spot, "There is no problem with your aptitude, and there is no problem with your understanding. As far as I know, you can count with two hands that surpass yours."

In silence, Long Xing looked at the old lunatic seriously, and said slowly: "Let go of distracting thoughts, and I will no longer be me. I absolutely cannot do this."

It is estimated that Long Xing himself understands what the so-called distracting thoughts are.And the one who can let go of distracting thoughts is either a 'Buddha' or a 'God', as a 'human' Long Xing naturally couldn't do it.

"Let it go, let it go." The old lunatic kept tinkering: "The pink is a skeleton, and the beauty is a disaster! Let go of distracting thoughts and become a Buddha immediately."

"I used to yearn for the light, longing for the gods and Buddhas; if I can't accept the gods, I can't accept the Buddhas." As he spoke, Long Xing thought of the most confused and panicky days in his previous life.

The mother's departure made Long Xing an elderly orphan, with no relatives, guarding a very expensive inheritance.Praying to gods and worshiping Buddha almost used up all the money, but nothing worked.

It was not until being rescued by Two-dimensional that the comforted soul saw the light again.Because of this, Long Xing will never let go of his obsession with Two-dimensional.

By the way, what is the animation that I moved into the house?I can't even remember!

Chapter 22 The fat man chasing LOLI

Long Xing's appearance made the old beggar think of something, he was in a trance for a while, then turned his head after a while, "Boy, do you understand the division of yin and yang in Taiji?" Yibai, slowly spinning.

"What is the core of the Dugu Nine Swords?" The old beggar asked again, "The only thing that can't be broken is speed, there is no way to win, there is a way, and one sword can break all magic."

"Where's the getaway?" The old beggar continued to ask, but the dragon star couldn't answer immediately, and after thinking for a long time, he said, "You can do whatever you want."

"Reconcile the power of yin and yang, get rid of the initial obstacles, do whatever you want, and do the three at the same time, and you can be diligent." The old lunatic pretended to be an outsider.If you change into clean clothes, it really looks like that.

Expressing that his brain was being fully utilized by the secrets of heaven and unable to understand the words of the old lunatic, Long Xing gritted his teeth and said, "Speak human words!"

"Go and push an original girl." With an evil and wretched expression, the old lunatic stared at Long Xing, "But it's too difficult for you, Lily's kind of thing is not acceptable to ordinary girls!"

"You are the only lily! Young master, I am a pure man!" Feeling underestimated, Long Xing asked instead: "Are you sure this method is reliable?" Who said he has no girls!If it's reliable, go back and find a chance to push...

"It's unreliable." The old beggar looked at the idiot's expression, "If it's really reliable, wouldn't it mean that even a man can become a Tai Chi expert!" idea.

"Hey, why do you have this thing?" Seeing the Hidden Blade, the old lunatic was very surprised.After staring at Long Xing for a long time, he revealed a hint of understanding, "I have kept something here for more than ten years, and now I leave it to you." He took out an oilcloth bag from his body and threw it to Long Xing.

"What is this?" Long Xing asked in confusion, he was about to open it, but the old lunatic held it down first, "Go back and see."

For the old lunatic's unreliability, Long Xing had expected it, but had no choice but to give up this shortcut, honestly accumulating experience and growing slowly.

"It's impossible to become stronger quickly! Encounters and epiphanies are rare things that you can't ask for. You should be honest and take your time." The old lunatic said with some seriousness, and his expression turned into the same cynical expression as before. , "Of course I can give you some pointers, hehehe..."

In the suburbs of Tokyo, in a high-end community, the specially-made European-style villas look extraordinary at first glance.

It was obviously not an ordinary place, Long Xing was a little speechless: "The old lunatic asked me to find someone here?"

As expected of a high-end community, in a short distance of 500 meters, Long Xing encountered three waves of security guards, each of whom was a fighter, although almost all of them were bottom-level fighters without fighting spirit.

"Fifth row, building five, that's right, this is it." After finding someone, he knocked on the door, and the nameplate at the door read the word Ma Gong.

In response, a maid opened the door, "Hello." Seeing that it was a stranger, the maid couldn't help being puzzled, "Who are you?"

There are maids, but it's not surprising, after all, this is Two-dimensional, not to mention that when Okumuran was a child, Long Xing had seen Chujia who was wearing a maid outfit and working in Ichiba's house.

Dingshen Longxing took out a letter, "I'm looking for Miss Magong."

"Miss is not at home to go out to sing, if you have something to tell me, I will pass it on for you." The maid said respectfully, probably treating Long Xing as some important person.

When he got the answer, the corner of Long Xing's mouth twitched so he didn't have to think about it. The other party must be Athena Asamiya, whose surname is Asamiya. Long Xing, who has a relationship with Two-dimensional and the singer, really only knows Athena Asamiya.

"Give her this letter, please." Leave what the old lunatic gave and the wine dragon star I brought and turn around and leave. What are you doing if you don't leave, and she's not here. Could it be that something happened to this maid?

Forget it, even though she is dressed in a maid outfit, it looks passable, but Long Xing doesn't like it.

[Give me a nearby map, I don't need to identify this thing, right?Every phone you buy now has GPS. 】【please wait. ] There was no delay this time, Tianji only sent the image to Long Xing.

I checked the nearby buses and subways, calculated the route home, and checked the time at 15:24.Yu is almost done with get out of class, he should be on his way home, and he should go back and help Qiong prepare dinner, otherwise if you let Yu do it...

Long Xing shuddered at the thought of Yu's cooking skills comparable to dark cooking.

He raised his right foot and was about to close the virtual screen when suddenly a line of words flashed on the screen:

When the navigation is turned on, please select the route, 1. Long road; reach the station in 5 minutes, arrive at the station in 15 minutes by subway, and end in 13 minutes after boarding. 2. Shortcuts; 3 minutes to arrive at the station, 1 minute to the subway, and 13 minutes to the terminal after getting on the train.

This is the first time that such a special situation has appeared, [the déjà vu of third-rate ACG. 】Long Xing was powerless to complain, 【And what the hell are you calling the shortcut purple? 】

[This machine feels that something big is happening! 】【Can a machine have a sixth sense?I don't read much, don't lie to me! 】Long Xing never believed it.

【believe it or not! 】Tianji is rare and arrogant. [Did you see something from the nearby camera? 】Long Xing vaguely felt that this was the truth, this time Tianji did not answer.

In view of this, Long Xing chose the short cut, no matter what, he could save 16 minutes, enough to cook a dish.

Follow the marked route to the entrance of the alley, "Running into the alley seems to be a precursor to triggering some flag..."

Whether to enter or not, this is a problem. Knowing that you are in Two-dimensional, if you enter, you will probably encounter something.

"If you come here, you'll be safe. I have to finish the appointment with tears in my eyes, let alone this small alley." Putting aside his worries, Long Xing plunged into the small alley.The moment he entered, the route given by Tianji disappeared, and no more reminders were given.

The alley is very quiet, except for the Dragon Star, there are no other creatures, and there are no rats or cockroaches.

"It's unscientific." Long Xing walked and looked around, "First, the secret was abnormal, and he gave the option by himself, and then the option was also abnormal and there was no movement. It must be known that if something abnormal, there must be a demon!"

Just as he was thinking, the sound of hurried footsteps came from behind, and then a small figure ran to his side, took a look at himself, and hugged him fiercely.

"Hey, Ou Nei-chan, it's because they are going to rough me up..." He hugged Long Xing's arm and rubbed it in his arms, "Can you deal with them? I'll thank you? You? Oh." Making a seductive look, he even stuck out his clove tongue and licked his lips.

"..." With blond hair, twin ponytails, and a dark belly, Long Xing felt helpless for the girl who was entangled with him, "That one over there, get out if you are sensible, our boss is a fighter with fighting spirit!" It was the guy who followed suit and shouted.But after seeing Long Xing's appearance clearly, he was stunned for a while, showing a foolish smirk, and drooling all over the floor.

"Forget it, I won't go back to eat tonight, I hope you don't blame me." Long Xing murmured and pushed the loli girl away, hooking his hands at the bad guy.

Seeing that Long Xing didn't escape but was 'frozen', several followers laughed, "That guy wouldn't have heard that the fighter was frightened stupid!"

The bad boy who was also known as the boss showed a frivolous look, "Little girl, don't worry about this matter, or I will take you together." "Brother..." The followers laughed cheaply.

"Lolita has three good things, voice, voice, body and softness are easy to overthrow." Long Xing's words let the bad know, met a "lily" lolicon.

"It seems that it is necessary to let the little girl know that men are good, and remember that fighters can't be disobedient casually!" He stepped forward, and the bad boss directly attacked, "The first move will win!"

The other party is slightly fat, plus a little short, looks like a meatball, so similar to Choji in Naruto.

With a cheap smile, the fat man wrapped his hands around his knees and curled up into a ball, then rolled out on the spot.

[Nimma, this guy is also a time traveler!Choji's meat bomb chariots are all used! ] This trick made Long Xing have to doubt Fatty's identity.

Because he had no intention of fighting, Long Xing didn't bring the ancient sword Yu Yu when he went out.At this moment, I can only deal with it empty-handed.

I don't know if Tianji used most of the brain's thinking calculations, Long Xing punched the rolling meat ball.Moves against ordinary attacks, no matter how you look at it, ordinary attacks suffer.

Fat is elastic, Long Xing's punch hit the meat ball, but the force was relieved by the soft fat.And in this gap, the meat ball crashed into his bosom, throwing Long Xing down.

This is actual combat, but there is no saying that you cannot attack when you fall to the ground.Naturally, the fat man jumped up and pressed Long Xing's shoulders hard, forming an ambiguous posture, "Little girl, I'll make you want to die right away!"

A foul breath, feeling worse than the previous concentration camp for homeless people.

Feeling that there is a possibility that his chastity might be lost, Long Xing simply let go: "Fuck you, I don't want to be gay!" The two Hidden Swords pierced through, and slammed into the fat man's ribs.

Fat can slide away the attack of blunt objects like fists, but it cannot block the thrust of sharp objects.The sudden pain made the fat man uncontrollably let go of his hands, allowing Long Xing to take the opportunity to get away.

He was obviously stabbed, but it's a pity that the fat man is thick enough, and Long Xing's thrusts in a hurry failed to pierce the fat layer.

Looking at the oil stains sticking to the blade of the Hidden Sword, Long Xing looked disgusted, "It's so fat!"

"Bitch, dare to hurt me!" The fat man covered the wound with yellow viscous liquid on his face, "I'll strip you off and throw you on the street later!" This time the fat man shrunk very tightly, but the fat was softer .

Seeing the meat ball rolling over again, Long Xing pushed out his hands subconsciously, clamped the two ends, pulled and pulled, and turned aside.He hooked and kneaded again, leading to the other side.Finally, divide and close your hands together, like squeezing a ball, and squeeze out the meat ball.

With a muffled bang, the meat ball fell to the ground, and the fat man collapsed into a pile of ooze and fell to the ground.

Seeing the boss fell to the ground, the delinquents dispersed in a crowd without any sense of loyalty.

【Hey, what did I do just now? 】I feel like I just rubbed a ball, why is the fat man paralyzed?Long Xing was puzzled.

[Attribute changes.Taijiquan 8: This skill is learned the day after tomorrow, and it is only in the beginner's state at present. 】Tianji gave the previous changes.

That's right, Tai Chi is good at playing with balls, so it's normal to play with a paralyzed fat man.

[Next is the time to harvest the spoils that the holder loves to see, push Lori down! 】【roll! 】

Chapter 23 Scum Must Die

At the end of the battle, the fat man fell to the ground as if he had no bones, foaming at the mouth, his limbs twitching non-stop.

Long Xing glanced at the fat man who was lying on the ground and shrugged his shoulders, he didn't know whether the previous attack was serious or not.However, it seems that he is not dead, and it is good that he is not dead. If he dies, things are too troublesome.

Approaching the girl, he showed a smile that he thought was gentle, "Little sister, the matter is settled now, but shouldn't you pay some compensation?"

Feeling that she just came out of the pack of wolves and was in the mouth of a tiger again, the girl put her hand across her chest and slowly retreated towards the periphery, "What did Ou Nei-chan say, I can't understand..."

"It's okay, you don't need to understand." With a charming smile, Long Xing lifted the girl's chin, "It's best if you don't understand."

"Yeah, don't!" The girl turned and ran away.Looking at the girl's back, Long Xing shook his head. Although he can easily catch up if he wants to, it's not necessary.