Addicted to Acting, I Seem to Have Screwed Up the Style of the World

"The holy fire is shining, the holy light is shining!"

Hearing this line, the director showed a hint of understanding in his eyes and interjected: "I understand. Could it be that you are Zoroastrians?"

"Hey, isn't it Mingjiao?"

Fujimaru Tachika, who is not familiar with the sect called Zoroastrianism or Jacko Sect that the director mentioned, obviously has a different opinion, but Diego shook his head at this time and said:

"That sect is well-known in our world, all because of the crowned Assassin's first generation Hassan.

With a flash of Wang Ha's knife, Dior's head fell to the ground. We once had a leader named Dior who died at the hands of Hassan. "

Hearing this sentence, the director nodded: "It turns out that the Crown Assassin is the first generation of Hassan, but being assassinated by the Crown Hero has proved that he is extraordinary.

But if you say that, it's not Zoroastrian... What kind of religion do you guys teach? "

Fujimaru Tachika, who has read a lot of novels from various countries in the world, looked directly at Diego. At this time, she said in a thoughtful tone: "The holy flame has come out, I guess it is Mingjiao."

"What is Mingjiao, I have never heard of it."

The director's tone at this time is a bit confused, is this some hidden sect?Wait, so why would she know?

Did not answer Fujimaru Tachika's guess, Diego, who clenched his left hand to his heart, shouted: "Holy fire shines, holy light shines! All my disciples, meow meow meow!"

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What are you talking about?

Seeing Director Diego showing a bewildered expression of seeing Gengen suddenly without preparation, what is this guy talking about.

What the hell is meow meow, are you a cat?Or are you planning to betray that Illya to be my cat?

Wait a minute, you're not a cat either. If you want to come to Chaldea to be a cat, I won't accept it. You're all normal people, speak human terms.

"Are you... are you acting cute?"

Fujimaru Tachika looked at Diego a little uncertain for a while, but Diego looked proud at this moment: "No, this is the teaching of our sect, we will behave and dress close to our sect name.

We can't help but feel happy when we get close to our sect name, that feeling is like the joy of a fan marrying or marrying an idol.

By the way, everyone, I hope to tell you about my hope and savior, the Pope of the Earth Cat Church and the ruler of the world, Lord Illya. "

The director felt as if there were a row of question marks across his body, the earth...Maomaojiao?

What kind of religion is this? Are there any normal people in your sect? Why do you have such an outrageous name?

"This name... Will there really be normal people joining?"

At this time, Fujimaru Tatsuka expressed what was in the director's mind, and the next moment she suddenly felt as if she understood the reason.

The key words of the Earth cats and cats are the earth and cats. Will there really be people controlling things like planets?

They are all human beings, and it is difficult to act close to the earth, and dressing up will hinder their actions, so there is only one truth, even if the key to this sect is cats and cats.

It will be pleasant to act and dress close to a cat. The most realistic dress up is to directly put on the appearance of the imitator. It is impossible for a human body to pretend to be the size of a cat.

Wait, isn't it?

Pointing at Diego, Fujimaru Tachika felt as if he understood something, his eyes lit up and he said with some uncertainty:

"Is it possible that you are all furry control?"

fù...ah no, the pronunciation should be lighter.

Hmm, furry control?

What is that?

This Fujimaru Tachika is not bad, he actually knows so much that he doesn't understand.

Although he was a bit puzzled, the director still felt that Chaldea had received a good talent.

And Siegfried remembered Diego's performance like a cult just now, and then remembered the address Fujimaru Tatsuka said, and reminded several people around him: "Be careful of furry control."

"You insulted the 45.5 billion-year history of the earth, I want you to correct it immediately!"

Quite furious.

Pointing at Tachika Fujimaru, Diego's tone was full of anger.

"Huh? Wait, you like Earth?"

Fujimaru Tachika was directly confused by Diego's speech, and the director looked at Fujimaru Tachika with a bad expression at this time.

This newcomer... still has too little experience.

Putting his right hand on Fujimaru Tachika's shoulder, the director just wanted to look at the girl beside him and said, "A sage in the astronomy department once said that the stars in the sky are lovers, and it is normal to like stars.

The world is very big, don't use a narrow view to measure human's hobbies, is it strange to like stars in hobbies?This habit is very normal, the starry sky at night is a picture scroll that is enough to mark the word art. "

Looking at the director Diego, he clapped his hands and said in a moving tone: "Olga, my... bosom friend. That's right, this vast universe starry sky is beyond what all painters in human history can describe, beyond the paintings. The ultimate art of this carrier, a unparalleled miracle in the world!

And the earth is the finishing touch in this miracle. When I saw the globe for the first time when I was a child, how should I say it, I was bokied. "

Diego said with a look of longing, and the director showed an expression of seeing a pervert at this time.

Pervert, stay away from me!

I thought you were appreciating the vastness of the universe and the starry sky, and the greatness of life carried by the stars. Cooperating with you, cooperating with you is facing the earth, and you are in love with the earth!

Imagination... imagination is beyond ordinary people.

How the hell are you bokiing at the earth like this!

People can't, at least shouldn't...

Although human sexuality is free, I still recommend that you see a doctor.

Chapter 710 Five: Director, are you interested in becoming the God of Earth UO to purify Slaanesh?

No, you are no longer something a doctor can solve. Let's start a new life.

Your idea is so bold, the earth suppresses Gaia, does Gaia know?

At this time, I was deeply shocked and felt that I had seen it for a long time, and the director who was at a loss in his mind suddenly thought of it.

Wait, their world's human restraint force was replaced by Illya, and he didn't say what will happen to the earth's restraint force...

No, won't be?

That sexually obsessed sect can't be really outrageous to this extent, can it?

Although I really want to believe in human beings, but thinking of Diego's excited expression just now, the director is very pessimistic about the future of human beings.

Guy-ya!

This group of perverts, this group of sexual fetishes is what the perverts of the earth have done to the remaining Gaia restraint force!

And Xia Qing, who noticed that the director was flushed and seemed to be thinking about something, took a peek at the director's thinking curiously. Although it was not very moral to do so, Xia Qing felt that he just couldn't control his body.

Wait, so, director, what are you thinking, this, what kind of blasphemy is this, are you interested in being the God of Slaanesh?

People can't, at least they shouldn't.

Xia Qing said that he really never thought about this outrageous idea, Gaia has no entity at all, and the picture of a group of strong men Gan Dadi in a certain world seems to emerge in his mind.

Get out, get out!

Shaking his head, Xia Qing tried to drive those outrageous illusions out of his mind, but if that's the case... let's adapt to this and make the original script a little bit different.

At this time, the director who felt that people couldn't, at least shouldn't, suddenly heard a strange, unhuman voice in his most familiar language.

"It's really underestimated..."

Eh?

Who, who is talking?

When the director was puzzled, he suddenly found that the surrounding environment had changed, and he came to a dark space.

"Olga Marie, I am Gaia, the restraining force of the earth, are you willing to become the UO agent of the earth?"

UO?

What it is?

Wait, restraint, restraint...

Could it be that my thoughts just now were, were seen?

"Human, this is not your fault, but the guy who dared to insult me ​​like this must not stay. Would you like to become the UO of the earth, kill the enemies from other world lines for me, and rescue me in another world line?"

Hearing this sentence, the director subconsciously thought of his part-time responsibility: "But, I still have the status of being the champion of justice for that wizard in the world, isn't it appropriate?"

If I took over the position of UO who didn't know what to do, maybe it would arouse the anger of that wizard. The director has already started thinking about how to sell other people he knows to be UO for the restraining force.

"Is identity such a constant thing?"

I was a little dissatisfied with the director's refusal of "Gaia", and then continued to persuade the director: "You must be the champion of justice, and you must also be the UO of the earth, so that you can be called healthy. The power of Shazam is powerful, but in the world Being greatly suppressed, with the identity of the earth agent UO, there is no doubt that you will be more relaxed when fighting."

So that power is called the power of Shazam?

Every time he returns to reality, the director about the automatic blocking of the name of Shazam thinks so, and Gaia continues to say at this time:

"I'll go to Shazam and say, his character knows that this matter will only be happy for you, and you just need to think about whether to accept this power or not.

Only outstanding people in the world are worthy to control the power of UO that I have bestowed upon you. Beyond the Holy Sword of the Stars, the true trump card of the earth. Among Chaldea, you are the only outstanding person who is qualified to obtain this power. "

After hearing this sentence, the director remembered his own powerlessness in the face of the Lich King, looked directly at the darkness around him and said firmly: "I accept!"

"Very well, then call out my name!"

When Gaia's voice fell, the director's consciousness returned to reality.

"Ga-ya!"

The director and Gaia shouted at the same time, and a sudden shout scared Fujimaru Tachika next to the director.

"So, director... Where are you?"

Seeing the director who disappeared without a trace, Fujimaru Tatsuka was a little stunned.

"Stupid children, run!"

Solomon's voice rang in his ears, and before hearing these words, Fujimaru Tachika was controlled by Xia Qing who was pretending to be Solomon before he could react.

The teleportation channel opened quickly, and the controlled Fujimaru Tatsuka waved both hands to expand the channel and directly swallowed her, Siegfried and Mash.