I Really Didn't Want to Attack You

"Eh? Before entering the alley, you have six legs... When you exit the alley, you have two legs...?" Looking at it with his fingers, Yui tentatively replied, "Spider?"

"Wrong, there are two more chances."

"Crabs that were taken away to eat!"

"Wrong, one more time."

"Huh... man!" It seemed that Miss Tuanzi broke the jar and dropped it.

"Half of the answers are correct. The correct answer is the Wayne family."

"Huh? Wayne?"

"It's Batman. You see, when he was a child, the family of three went to the movies, but when he came back, he went into the alley and was robbed by robbers. No matter which version of Batman, the Wayne couple didn't survive, right? So Ah, three go in and one come out, six legs become two legs."

"This is a question that people can ask!?"

"It doesn't matter, in short, you failed the challenge, and the truth is temporarily out of your reach."

After finishing speaking, Maya tapped her forehead lightly, and left heartlessly.

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After school, serve the ministry.

"Hachiman."

"Why did you suddenly call me so intimate? It feels a little disgusting."

"Don't you know? Sudden intimacy between friends means that one of them needs assistance."

"I've never had a friend. I'm so sorry." Hikigaya despised him with those dead fish eyes, and asked, "Then, what kind of assistance do you need? If it's a hundred opinions that you want to be alone, I can give it to you for free." Here you go."

"Who wants that kind of thing, what I want is this."

Saying that, Maya's index finger and thumb suddenly rubbed together.

"Sorry, my pocket money was completely cleared yesterday, so if I ask for any money, I'm a fool."

"Tsk, it's really useless. I think highly of you."

Not paying much attention to his jokes, Hikigu nodded understandingly, and said, "With a criminal record, it's really hard for you to find a part-time job."

"Yes, and because it is a boarding relationship, I don't have such a thing as pocket money every month. The private money brought from my hometown is almost completely over."

"In this case, how about going online to see if there are any suitable places to work?" Yui, who had been sticking to Xue Nai, suggested.

"That kind of thing was done a few days ago, but it's the same as what Hikigaya said, once you know I have a criminal record, you will be silent."

"Isn't it okay to hide this?" Hikigu asked.

"I have tried, but most of them refused because they thought I was unreliable."

"Unreliable..."

Hearing this, the three of them all looked at his appearance.

The black broken hair hung on his head in a disorderly manner, and the big black-rimmed glasses covered his face, which gave people a sense of plainness. Coupled with the rest of the factors... Well, he looks like a decent and honest person.

"How about getting a new pair of glasses, I have to say, your pair of glasses looks the most problematic." Xue Nai gave her own opinion while flipping through the book.

"Miss Yukinoshita, did I say that I am looking for a part-time job? May I ask what is the purpose of the part-time job?"

It was for money, and he happened to have no money right now.

Understanding this, Yukino tactfully said no more.

"Ah, speaking of part-time jobs, I heard from Yumiko that there is a super nice place? Are you going to try it?" Yui seemed to remember something.

"Oh? Where?"

"It seems to be a law firm. I heard that the remuneration is very rich, and there are almost no requirements!"

"Is there such a good place?" His eyes lit up, and Zhenye suddenly became interested, "Where is it? I'll go and have a look after school."

"Wait a minute, my phone sent it to... ah, it seems that we haven't exchanged email addresses yet?"

"Then let's exchange it, I just didn't add those who are better than Qigu, and..." Turning to look at Yukino, Maya asked: "Student Yukinoshita, do you want to come by?"

"By the way, this kind of statement seems redundant to me. Are you sure this is the way of invitation?"

"Okay, don't hold on to such a small place, and be careful that you won't be able to get married in the future."

"I don't need you to worry."

The voice seemed displeased, but in the end, Miss Yukinoshita added a bit of coolness to her.

Chapter 13 Who is not a baby anymore?

"Well, Tuanzi said that the law firm...should be here, right?"

Looking at the gloomy and dark buildings in front of him, and even feeling a little uncomfortable, Maya wondered if he had come to the wrong place.

But just when he questioned whether he had acquired the attribute of a road idiot, a timid old man suddenly approached him very familiarly.

"Young man, are you also applying for this firm?"

"Uh, it counts, sir, you know?"

"Of course I know. After all, here every now and then, there will be people who can't think about it... Ah bah, young people who are motivated and motivated come here."

"Hey, did you just want to say that you can't think about it?!"

"Cough! Wrong words and wrong words." The old man coughed awkwardly, and continued: "But old man, let me remind you here, if you are not mentally prepared, don't open that door easily, otherwise..."

"otherwise?"

"Otherwise you will regret it!"

When he said this, the old man's expression and eyes were so vivid, as if it really was hell inside.

"Gudong." Swallowing, Maya blinked her eyes, and said calmly, "If it wasn't for the fact that the fake hair on your head is about to fall off, I would have believed it."

"Ah?" Slightly stunned, the old man hastily put on the wig on his head again, and said as if nothing happened: "Cough! Young man, don't believe me, everything I said is true."

"I believe that too, but you only need to tell me one thing." When she got closer, Maya asked in a low voice: "The money he gave...how much?"

"Money? It's quite a lot. Even wage earners seem to be paid tens of thousands of dollars a month."

"Then there is nothing to say." Pushing his black-rimmed glasses, Maya walked straight past the old man, "In order to make my lover (wallet) who is gradually thinning become plump again, I must go!"

After finishing speaking, he resolutely pushed open the door of the office and walked into the depths.

"Hey, another one who went to give it for free, why is no one listened to it." Sighing, the old man looked at the automatically closed door and shook his head, glanced at the still bright sky, turned and left the place silently. .

…………

To be honest, after entering this firm, Maya really panicked.

And the reason for the panic is very simple, this firm feels like a hell of a hell!

Although it is autumn, the indoor temperature is definitely several or even ten degrees lower than the outside world!What's even more ridiculous is that the entire building doesn't have any sunlight coming in, making people who come in feel that this is not a law firm, but a hellish mansion.

"Ghost, will someone really come to apply for a lawyer in this shitty place?" Maya couldn't help complaining as she rubbed her chilly arms.

And... let alone whether there is a client, this ghost office doesn't even have a human breath at all! ?

How long has he been in?How many floors have you walked?Not to mention the receptionist, the staff and the like can't even be seen, okay! ?

Damn Duanzi, if you are fooling me...Huh?Wait, Yuigahama seems innocent?The originator of this message is...

Damn golden drill bit, if you are fooling me, then I will play the role of my previous criminal and write a miserable word heavily on your thigh!

With this thought in mind, Maya ended her wanderings in the office and stopped in front of the only room where the sound came from.

"Gudong..." Swallowing, he reached out and knocked on the door twice with a 'dongdong'.

"Come in."

Soon, a deep, steady, attractive, but unexpectedly magical voice came from inside.

"Ok."

Responding quickly, when Maya opened the door, she only felt that she had heard this voice somewhere before, as if...

Well, don't pretend, he understood everything the moment he entered, and by the way, he also dug out the root cause of the weirdness he felt before.

"Huh?"

A dark room, a CD player playing classical music, a slightly raised tone of voice, a blond man with his legs on the table and lying flat on a chair, and the presence of 'ゴゴゴゴ' in the air all the time.

This guy is not a blond-haired red-eyed vampire, Ji Sixiu... ah, Roselle... ah, that's not right, he's not a human DIO! !

"You guy, are you here to apply for the job?"

The scarlet eyes were filled with disdain, Dio put his legs down and stood up.

"Uh, yes, yes."

Feeling an inexplicable aura unfolding on the opponent, Maya only felt as if a dog was licking and licking behind her, cool.

"It's interesting." After squinting at him for a while, he found that he didn't have the idea of ​​escaping. The corner of Dio's mouth curled slightly, and he asked, "Do you know where I am?"

"law office?"

"That's right, this is a law firm, a place where pigs eat grass and people eat pigs... I eat people!"

"eat human?"

no?This guy doesn't look like he's wearing a stone ghost mask either, so why isn't he a human being?

"Can't you understand? The world of lawyers is like this. If you don't eat others, they will eat you. There is no right and wrong, only victory and death!"

Oh, so that's the case, cannibalism refers to the spiritual sense?I thought it was physical, and it scared me, you little rascal.

"And in this world, I have never failed, and I have always maintained a 100% winning rate, so I can always eat people and enjoy the fruits of the winner."

"That, that is indeed a very powerful thing." With a forced smile, Maya regretted coming here.

If the owner of this law firm was that pear monster Phoenix Wright, he would agree with it, but now it's DIO... slipped away.

However, it is easy to enter the tiger's den, but difficult to get out of the tiger's den. He wanted to run away, but Dio did not intend to let him go.

"Since you want to come to work with me and share the fruits of my victory, then boy, let me ask you..." Putting his hands on his waist, the aura around Dior's body became stronger, "Do you have the determination to keep winning? "

Hearing this, it may be because of the aura of the other party, or it may be because of the momentum of the words, but Maya has to admit that her mind was shocked.