I Really Didn't Want to Attack You

"It's great if you're willing to help." With a smile, Maya took out her phone to check the time, and said, "Then, the club activities of their football club are almost over, so let's go there now?"

"Okay, okay." Standing up, Miura suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way, how far do you think this villain will go?"

"To what extent?" After careful consideration for a while, Maya said a little uncertainly: "Be a little stronger, treat the other party as your rival in love and be merciful."

"OK, got it, leave it to me, I will ravish her hard!"

No, that’s why you listen to the second half of my sentence of being merciful, hey…

Chapter 46 Your friend card has arrived, please pay attention to check it

"Ugh..."

Hiding behind a tree that was not too big or too small, the primary school student Jie Budao was trembling constantly, looking panicked.

"Little brother, you don't want to get cold feet, do you? Miura has already passed, and there is no way to turn back."

Seeing him like this, Maya who was standing beside him reminded him aloud.

"No, it's not shrinking, it's, it's nervous, when I think about what I'm going to do later, I just..."

"Don't be nervous, take a deep breath, stability is king."

"This..." Nodding his head, Jie Budao said expectantly: "Senior, can you tell a joke to ease my mood?"

"joke?"

Hearing this, Maya looked at Hikigu.

"Eh? Want me to tell you?" Suddenly taking up this burden, Hikigu racked his brains for a while and asked, "What do children and tattoos have in common?"

"Uh, they're all permanent?" Yubushima tentatively guessed.

"No, the correct answer is that they can all be removed with a laser."

"........."

Hearing this, the three of them were silent while showing shock on their faces, and they looked at Hikigu with strange eyes.

"Senior Penguin, I'm shaking even more after listening to your joke, what should I do!?"

"Hmm...!" The old man blushed, and Hikigu tried to defend himself: "What can I do, I'm not good at telling jokes!"

"Cough, well, it's okay to joke or whatever, let's put it later, junior, get ready, Miura has made contact with the target."

Not far away, Yumiko Miura had already started to act. Maya also reminded Yubushima and officially entered the combat state.

And at this moment, Miura's side...

"I said Hayato, did you agree to go shopping with me this afternoon? You are late."

"Sorry, everyone is in a good state today, and I accidentally forgot the time."

"Oh, you..." Sighing, Miura pretended to be inadvertent and glanced at Isshiki next to Hayama, frowned and said: "Young man over there, are you and Hayato too close?"

"Eh? Is there?" Blinking his eyes, Isshiki moved closer to that side with an innocent face.

In terms of irritating people, this little devil's junior has always been good.

"you……!"

And Miura-san, who was not very good-tempered at all, was undoubtedly set on fire.

very good!Although that guy said to be merciful, but looking at it like this now...kill you!

With a threatening declaration in his heart, Miura interspersed between the two with a smile that was not a smile, and said softly: "Ah, the juniors are really rude now, and they don't even have the least respect for the seniors." ?"

"I hate it, Miura-senpai, I have always respected Hayama-senpai."

"Seniors other than Hayato, please show me some respect!" Squeezing out the words between his teeth, Miura turned his head to look at Hayama Hayato, and asked, "Is this kid the manager of the football club?"

"Huh? Well, even though he's a first-year student, Isshiki is surprisingly capable."

"Oh?" Looking at him suspiciously, Miura asked warily, "You don't have any special thoughts about her, do you?"

"Thoughts?" Dazed for a moment, Ye Shan immediately understood the meaning of her words, and said with a wry smile: "Why, I'm just a very admired junior."

"That's it."

Nodding his head, Miura also glanced unobtrusively at Isshiki next to him who was obviously a bit disappointed, and a feeling that was very similar to sympathy, but not quite the same, arose in his heart.

Although it was intentionally induced, it is really uncomfortable to do this kind of thing...

With a slight sigh in his heart, Miura shook his head, and did not forget what he should do: "Hayato, let's put aside the insignificant elementary school girls, and you can go shopping with me, right? The store I want to go to later will be It's closing."

"Eh? But..."

Seeing this, Hayama hesitated and wanted to say something, but Miura had already started dragging his arm and ran away, so he could only cast an apologetic look at Isshiki, and then left silently.

"………Ugh."

Except for the noise of the wind blowing, there was basically no one on the playground, and with the appearance of a sigh, the smile that was put on Yi Caiyu's face was also removed.

She is also a girl who is in her youth and longs for love. No matter how eccentric her personality is, if she hears the person she likes in front of her saying that she is just an ordinary junior in his eyes, her mood will sink.

"Yi, Yishi, may I bother you?"

And at this moment, the sound of a voice delayed her depression for a while.

Unsurprisingly, it was Yubushima, the primary school boy.

"Huh? Classmate Jiebu?" Seeing him a little surprised, Yishi asked, "Do you need me?"

"Hmm..." Scratching his slightly flushed cheeks with his fingers, Jie Budao said in a nervous voice, "I've seen what happened just now."

"Huh? Just now?"

"It's too much, that senior. Obviously you have a good impression of him, and he has also noticed this, but he still said so."

"I don't have a good impression or anything..."

"There's no need to hide it, I know this feeling very well." Swallowing, Jiebudao took a deep breath, mustered up the courage and said seriously: "Y-because I feel the same way about Isshiki!"

"Hey!?"

A straight serve caught all the players off guard, and the demon elementary school girl was at a loss for a while before she came back, and asked with a blushing face: "You, student Jiebu, what do you mean...do you like me? "

"Ah, no... how, how should I put it, it's better to say that I like it... that kind of... that very special..."

Well, at the critical moment, classmate Jiebudao did not live up to his name, it was a matter of course that he dropped the chain and started the stuttering mode.

"Pfft..." Seeing him like this, Yishi couldn't help laughing, and after thinking for a while, he asked, "Student Jiebu, are you serious?"

"Seriously? D-Of course I'm serious, after all I..."

"I see." Nodding his head, Isshiki walked up to him, "Then I will answer you seriously."

"I don't know Jiebu very well, so I don't have this feeling of liking."

"Yes, sure enough..."

Although he had expected this answer in all likelihood, Jiebu Island was still a little uncomfortable at the moment.

"However, you are really cunning for picking this opportunity to come to me. Maybe you will succeed if you are not careful." With a playful smile, Yishi stretched out his little hand and said, "So, the rest of us Let’s not talk about it for a while, how about starting with friends now?”

"friend……!"

Hearing this, Yubushima's eyes burst into a flash of light, and he shook hands with the other party without saying a word.

"Very happy!"

"Well! After that, I will teach you a lot, Mr. Jiebu."

…………

Isshiki and Yubu seem to have ended with another kind of happy ending, but behind the big tree in the distance...

"Sigh, the elementary school boy has completely fallen into the trap, and it's completely lost."

Sighing heavily, the emotional master Hikigu made his own voice.

"Trap? Although they didn't make a successful relationship, they became friends. Isn't that a good ending? Why do you say it's a trap?" Wen Nai asked puzzled.

"Student Lushan, you are still too innocent. This is the fear of that junior." Touching his chin as if he knew a king, Hikigu explained: "This scene seems to be very good at first glance, but In fact, on the contrary, the elementary school boy is basically cold."

"Eh? Why is that?"

"Let's put it this way, just now the other party said that they want to start as friends, right? From another perspective, is it from a nodding acquaintance to an acquaintance?"

"Well, it's pretty good, isn't it?"

"Then the question is, judging from the current situation of the two people, how far is the distance between them from being acquaintances to lovers?"

After thinking for a while, Wen Nai shook his head, "I don't know, I haven't had much contact with this kind of thing, so I don't know much about it."

"It's a horizontal 8, which means infinity. This is equivalent to being issued a good person card."

"So many?" Fumino continued to ask with a look of stunned cuteness for 100 years, "Then why do you say Caiyu is scary? She is obviously a very well-behaved junior?"

"Because she changed the embarrassing ending of 'meeting, talking, confession, and failure' into the ending of 'meeting, talking, misinterpreting confession, and becoming friends', which left hope for elementary school students. Isn’t it super scary to go one step further but leave people with hope?”

"Hey... I don't really understand these things, but I think Iroha just wants to avoid embarrassment when the two of them meet in the future."

"It's also possible. Anyway, we don't need to take care of things after this, so don't worry about it." Shrugging, Hikigu also turned his attention to Maya at this time, and asked: "Then Heiqi, entrusting this is considered Are you done?"

His eyes stopped for a while on Isshiki not far away, and Maya nodded, and said: "Well, Jiebu's commission will continue until he completes the confession for him. Although the result is somewhat different from what was expected, the commission has undoubtedly been completed. That's it, you two should go home, and I'll finish the rest."

Chapter 47 Too poor

The autumn sunset was slightly chilly, but at this moment when he was touched by Hikigu's blood, this chill was nothing.

It's only been more than a dozen years in Lin Lin's life, and he, Hikigaya Hachiman, came home from school side by side with a female classmate for the first time!

"Gudong." Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Bi Qigu asked a little uncomfortably: "Student Lushan, is it really okay to go home with someone like me?"

"Huh? It's nothing good. It's just a short distance. It's normal to walk together, right?"

"Oh... oh, yes, yes, I was the one who said something stupid."

"Hikigu-san is really weird sometimes~"

"Ahaha... sorry..." Subconsciously apologized, Hikigu also suddenly discovered something at this time, and asked, "Huh? Speaking of which, you called me by my last name just now?"

"Well, because Zhenjiang has always called it that way, I just want to try it once in a while to see what it feels like."