I Really Didn't Want to Attack You

"Huh?" Hikigu was a little surprised, not quite understanding what Maya was doing.

As another person in charge, he knew very well that there was a 90.00% chance that the department would fail the application, and it was impossible for the other party not to know.

With an intriguing smile on his face, Maya slowly wrote something on the club, and from time to time, he still didn't forget to chat with Hikigu: "Speaking of Hikigu, have you heard about the flower department next door? "

"Flower Department?"

"Well, the head of the flower arrangement department and the deputy head broke away from the FFF group and became a wicked couple."

"No...Even if you tell me this, I don't know those two people..." He glanced at him with a strange expression, more doubtful than Qigu's heart.

What are you talking about?Don't they usually only talk about fishing?Why did the painting style start to emit the sour smell of love today?Something is wrong, this person definitely wants to mess up!

"Look at what you said, it seems that I know those two people." People and animals smiled harmlessly, and Maya continued: "I said this just to chat for a while, it is said that the two people in the Huadao Department grew up together Oh, my childhood sweetheart."

"Huh?" Hearing this, Ying Lili couldn't help pricking up her ears.

"Isn't it normal for childhood sweethearts to be together? Although I don't even have a youth, I at least understand that kind of relationship."

"You can't say it like this. Isn't the minister and deputy minister of the Tea Ceremony Department also childhood sweethearts? But the relationship is not so salty now? Why do you think this is?"

"why?"

"Because there are light bulbs, there are few people in the ikebana department, and the two spend more time alone, and the relationship will naturally develop. There are many people in the tea ceremony department, let alone being alone. Now I heard that because there are too many girls in the department, there is going to be blood from the sky. The Shura scene where Qingmei was abused is so tragic."

"!?" Unsurprisingly, a panicked look appeared on the face of a book artist.

no!Absolutely not!Childhood sweethearts can't lose! !Don't let the tragedy happen again! !

Thinking of this, Ying Lili rushed in front of the two of them, and slapped her little hand on the form.

"Huh? Sawamura-san, what's the matter?" There was a puzzled expression on his face, and Maya was laughing wildly in his heart.

If you want to get it, if you want to get it, if you want to get it, don’t Mr. Kashiwagi Eri send it up by himself~?aha!

"I, I thought about it, and sure enough, this form should be forgotten."

"Eh? Forget it? Why is that?"

"Because... because... oh, don't worry about it, I'm going back!"

Shaking her head, Ying Lili didn't chat any more, grabbed the application form and rushed out of the gate with the pair of ponytails.

"Hei Qi, you were playing tricks just now, right?" Hikigu said with a perceptive expression on his face like a famous detective: "Let's not talk about the Ikebana Department, I have heard a little about the Tea Ceremony Department Oh, let alone the girls, it is said that because there are too many boys in the department, it has almost turned into a fencing competition, where can the Shura field be held?"

"Yo? You are Edogawa Hachiman?" After joking, Maya nodded with a smile, "Yes, I fooled her just now, and it was all nonsense."

"Why do you do this... No, I probably understand the reason, but how do you know that the other party will give up if you do this? Do you know her?"

"How should I put it, what did you see in that child's eyes?"

"What did you see?" Dazed for a moment, Hikigu replied very straight and cancerous: "Eye, eyeballs?"

"???"

"When a question mark appears in my head, it's not that I have a problem, it's that I think you have a problem!"

"Isn't it?"

"Of course not, it's the scent of pears, the smell of defeated dogs."

"???"

"Who knows this!?"

"I thought you would understand!"

"But I don't understand!"

"The question now is not whether you understand it, but how to solve that stalker, right?"

"Huh? Didn't you just settle the matter?"

"How can it be so simple? Have you ever heard of one, two, and three? Now it's just the second wave, maybe the third wave of zombies will come after a while."

"Then, have you unlocked the potato mine? If you unlock it, please plant a few, just in case."

"There is no potato mine, but there is a nut wall called Hachiman."

"It's too much! I'm a meat shield?!"

"The nut wall is a very important thing. Without him, the peashooters behind will not be able to output stably."

"Then Peashooter, how can I play the role of a meat shield next?"

"Hmm... Let me think about it..." After thinking about it for a while, Maya made up her mind, "How about... let's blew ourselves up?"

"Blow yourself up?"

"That's right, the bespectacled guy stalked him for a while, and after finding out it didn't work, he shamelessly used the beautiful girl seduction technique, right? Now that the soft guy has tried it, what do you think will happen next? "

"Hard?"

"That's right, the tough one, that is, the strong type similar to Miura and Yukinoshita. Do you think you can win against such an opponent?"

"Uh..." After simulating the quarrel between himself and Yukino, Hachiman-kun shook his head like a rattle.

"Right? So we're going to deal with it with 'Jiaojiao bout'."

"Jiaojiao for a while?" He was stunned for a moment, and Bi Qigu vaguely had some bad premonition.

Is there anything to do with self-destruction?What the hell is this guy trying to do?

"Don't worry, Biqigu, we are waiting ahead, we are absolutely invincible! Come with me and blow yourself up, this is necessary... Ahem, we will definitely win!"

"What is necessary!? I always feel that the second half of the sentence you swallow will be something very unfriendly!"

"How could it be, would Brother Zhenye lie to you?"

"Yes! You lie to me every day to play, okay!?"

"Ok?"

"Ok?"

"Don't worry, sticky tape!"

"Stupid tape! Do you think I'll lose my memory!?"

Chapter 59 I have a conscience...I'm pretending!

Elegant figure, curvy figure, pure white headband and burgundy eyes, just like what I saw on the weekend before, today's Kasumigaoka Shiwa still has the temperament of a beautiful girl.

"I didn't expect that the person in charge of the service department would be you, junior. To be honest, I was a little surprised."

"My side is the one, Kasumigaoka-senpai, are you also here to apply for the club?" Maya showed a business-like smile with a look of surprise on her face.

"Acquaintance?" As for Hikigu, she was a little surprised that Maya would know such a beautiful senior.

"That's right, we met because of some things before."

"Ah, is this concerned about my feelings? It's okay, it's okay to just say that we met in a psychological clinic." With a smile, Kasumigaoka Shiyu didn't seem to care about it.

"It's just the most basic courtesy." Shaking his head lightly, Maya also got straight to the point, "What department do you want to apply for here, senior?"

"It's a little embarrassing to say..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu said awkwardly as she touched her lips with reddish cheeks, "Actually, I'm here for the club that you rejected twice before."

As soon as these words came out, both Maya and Hikigu showed expressions of sudden realization.

"For that club?" After a pause, Maya asked: "If I'm not mistaken, the junior you told me about before, senior, is it the glasses gentleman from before?"

Her body trembled involuntarily, and Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu nodded helplessly.

"So that's it. So, senior, you're in charge of the script?"

"That's it, can... can I trouble you? When Sawamura came back, he said that you were willing to help submit the application?"

"Even if you want to, the success rate is terribly low."

"Sure enough..."

"Senior, it seems that you have not implemented my previous proposal?"

"That's..." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu lowered her head, not daring to look at him, "I'm sorry."

"There's nothing to apologize for. This is your own decision, senior. I'm just an outsider." Shaking her head, Maya continued: "But, senior, would you like to listen to me again?"

"The same preaching as last time?"

"It's not such a remarkable thing." Putting her hands on Hikigu's shoulder restlessly, Maya showed a faint (bad-hearted) smile, "This junior is called Hikigu, the same as us A member of the Ministry of Service."

"Ok?"

Seeing the other party mentioning himself suddenly, and remembering the previous self-destruct plan, Bi Qigu vaguely had a bad premonition.

"Senior Xia Zhiqiu, from the first impression, what kind of person do you think Hikigu is?"

"What kind of person?" Some didn't quite understand what he meant, but Xiazhiqiu Shiyu still replied: "Judging from those unmotivated eyes like dead fish and the faint aura of autism on his body , probably a gloomy boy with no friends?"

"???"

I'm a gloomy boy with no friends, I'm really sorry!I feel offended!

"Oh? Senior's vision is very accurate, absolutely correct, Hikigu is such a gloomy boy."

what!It hurts, medic, where is the medic?I was stabbed in the back by Er Wu Zai!He wants to shoot me like a bow and arrow!

"But, that's a thing of the past." Putting on a sincere smile, Maya patted Hikigaya on the back, "Don't look at this guy like that, now he has successfully made friends and integrated into the service department. It's in the group."

"Heiqi..."

Slightly stunned, to be honest, Bi Qigu was a little moved.

"It's unbelievable, isn't it? It's just a Biqigu, but it took a few weeks to rejuvenate!"

Well, well, the emotion just now was all an illusion, this guy is a heartless bastard!

"Student, what exactly do you want to say?"

"I want to say that the most critical step to make a change is to take the step forward. A stubborn guy like Bi Qigu who firmly believes in loneliness has already taken that step. You have no reason not to try it, right?"

"Hey, why am I so stubborn." Complained in a low voice, Bi Qigu turned his head away.

"Coop Lonely Observer (Hikigaya Hachiman): ☆☆☆☆☆☆"

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