The Metamorphosis System Makes Me the Protagonist

As he said that, he strode over like a warrior who was about to die, and gritted his teeth, "Just wash it?"

"I'll wash it later, and I'll pull out the thorn for you first."

The village head used tweezers to pick out the wasp stings from Wang Leshan's wound one by one, and then pointed into the bucket: "Wash it!"

"Hulahula!"

Wang Leshan closed his eyes, made up his mind, scooped up urine with his hands and splashed it on his face just like washing his face.

After washing the wound on his face, he put both hands directly into the bucket to wash the wound on his arm.

Wait until all wounds are cleaned.

then.

"Ugh~!~!"

Wang Leshan lay down on the ground and vomited crazily.

He didn't eat much at noon, but now he almost vomited bile.

"Huo, be careful, you almost spit on my feet!"

The village chief stretched out his hand and jumped back, exclaiming: "My shoes are from a brand name, seven birds, and they cost more than 60 yuan each!"

What a god!

Are all the shoes sold on a per-only basis now?

"Here, wipe your face!"

The staff next to him didn't think it was dirty, so they quickly took out a napkin and handed it to Wang Leshan.

"Thank you, uh~!"

Wang Leshan retched a few more times before recovering, and hurriedly wiped all the urine off his body with a paper towel.

Then, when he stood up, he found that everyone was looking at him with admiration and admiration.

Being watched like this, Wang Leshan was not only not happy, but even wanted to die.

at this time.

"Old Chen, old Chen!"

Zhang Sheng yelled and walked in, and when he saw the village chief standing there, he immediately nodded and bowed, and said with a smile on his face: "Village chief, are you here too?!"

"Ok!"

The village chief was a leader, with his hands behind his back, snorted a sound, then glanced at him, and said lightly: "Why are you looking for Lao Chen? I'm busy right now. If there's nothing urgent, I'll talk about it later." Bar."

"It's nothing urgent."

Zhang Sheng scratched his head, and said honestly: "Didn't I hear that people from the TV station were stung by hornets, so I thought about sending some red garlic, rubbing this thing on the wound, disinfecting it, and it will be gone soon." It's gone."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, and in the palm of his hand lay a few cloves of red-skinned garlic quietly.

village head:"……"

Everyone: "..."

"Shh!"

Wang Leshan suddenly raised his head to look at these two people, the expression on his face changed rapidly.

First he was dazed, then he was stunned, shocked, unbelievable, and finally the two eyeballs instantly turned red, as if he was about to eat someone!

"I'm fighting you so hard!!"

There was a shrill bark, and then all the dogs in the village barked.

Chapter 160 Four More

"Hahahahaha, I can't do it, I pissed off laughing!"

"I finally stopped. When you mentioned the word piss, the water I just drank sprayed my daughter-in-law all over the face again!"

"Congratulations upstairs, join our army of singles again!"

"Oh, my stomach hurts so much from laughing, I can't stop, my mother has already called an ambulance!"

"Ouch~! I'm eating, and I almost died of nausea!"

"Dare to wash your face with urine, Wang Leshan is not an ordinary guy!"

"If it's me, I have to wash it too, otherwise what should I do if it's really disfigured?!"

"Upstairs, for you, are you sure that it will be uglier than it is now?"

"Take it as plastic surgery, and save a lot of plastic surgery fees!"

"I found that I admire Wang Leshan a little bit!"

"On the same floor, Wang Leshan is a real man, I can't help but admire him!"

"If I drink too much, I won't even accept the wall, but Uncle will accept you... because I want to vomit, vomit~!"

"This village chief is not a tease sent by the program group to specifically cheat Wang Leshan!"

"Talent, the cliff is a talent!"

"+1!"

"+2!"

"+10086!"

……

yard.

"Cough cough..."

The village head is worthy of being the head of a village, but he was stunned for a moment, then he came back to his senses, faced Wang Leshan's cannibalistic eyes, coughed twice, and then said calmly: "What do you know, pee It is much more effective than garlic, which at most only reduces swelling, and is useless for allergies, this is the most scientific basis."

I really believe you have a ghost!

Wang Leshan was about to go mad with rage, his teeth creaking.

However, although he is rebellious and a dandy, he is not a person who doesn't care about others.

The other party is also doing it for his own good, so he can't get angry even if he is angry.

Finally, Wang Leshan glared at him viciously, turned around and ran out of the gate.

He was afraid that if he stayed here again, he couldn't help but kill the perverted village chief.

"Look, this is the horror of being uneducated. I don't understand any science."

The village chief shook his head, with a heartbroken expression on his face, then turned to look at Shen Tian next to him, squinted his eyes and said: "Little girl, I think your wound is also a little red, do you want to try it with urine, trust me , works great!"

"I do not want!"

Shen Tian's little face turned pale immediately, and she said with horror, "I don't even want to die!"

"how about you?!"

The village head looked at Xiao Du again.

"Uh……"

Xiao Du was taken aback, and quickly refused: "I'll let it go, I'm not red or itchy, just wipe it with garlic twice, and it's better to save this thing for serious people."

"Hmph, a bunch of illiterates!"

The village chief was upset, he felt that all his kindness had been fed to the dog, he snorted coldly, turned and left.

Of course, before leaving, the tweezers and the bucket of urine were all left behind.

It's just that with something that can be replaced, everyone naturally hides away from this bucket.

Soon, everyone used tweezers to pull out the wasp stinger, and wiped it with red garlic, which was a simple treatment of the wound.

At this time, the cars were all ready and parked at the entrance of the village.

Everyone in the program group, together with Chen An, the four protagonists and Xiao Dan, got into the car and drove to the hospital.

As for Lao Chen, he didn't follow.

It's not that he doesn't care about Xiao Dan, but that he wants to stay at home and look for sheep.

An hour later, I came to the hospital.

The doctor briefly cleaned the wounds for everyone, and prescribed some anti-inflammatory drugs, and it was over.

Only Xiao Dan had more wounds from being stung, so he had to stay in the hospital overnight to see if there would be any allergic reaction.

In the middle of the process, when Wang Leshan was treating the wound, he asked the doctor with a troubled face, would it be effective to wash this kind of wound with urine?

After the doctor answered how much it would help, he breathed a sigh of relief.

It works, it works.

Otherwise, he really couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart. On the way here, he was still thinking about whether to die with the village chief after losing such a big person.

When he returned home, Lao Chen was not at home and was still looking for sheep on the mountain.

The village chief also organized people in the village to help him find it.

"Hey, I found so many!"

Ren Caiyan looked at the sheep pen in surprise, there were already several sheep in it.

"One, two, three... seven, eight."

She counted them one by one, and then counted with her fingers: "Take the lambs, there are eleven sheep in total, and eight of them have been found, that is to say, there are still four that have not been found!"

Chen An, who was next to him, was suddenly stunned.

Chapter 160 Five: Good Math

"6666666, apart from deducting 6, I don't know how to express my inner feelings!"

"Thousands of words, only gathered into two words, I 屮!"