Gan Yu, Do You Like Such a Mother?

"My old lady is the biggest in the world!"

"That sister just now is really big." Qiqi murmured, "I don't know who is bigger than Gan Yu's mother."

"For this kind of thing, the bigger the better." Qi Lin shook his fingers, showing a smile like an old driver: "The shape and feel are the most important thing, besides, so what if it's big? There's no coconut milk in it." .”

"After Qiqi, will it be this big?" Qiqi touched her chest subconsciously, and frowned slightly: "I don't know how big Qiqi will be after."

Qi Lin poked Qiqi's cheek and said with a smile, "Sister Qiqi, you should think about how to grow taller first."

Four years ago, three-year-old Qi Lin naturally called Qi Qi "sister", but four years later, Qi Lin has been growing up, but Qi Qi's age, as if frozen, never grew up again .

During these four years, Qi Qi watched helplessly as Qi Lin, who was originally only as tall as her own chest, grew taller little by little until she was even taller than herself.

"It's not my sister!" Qi Qi frowned, and her cheeks slowly puffed up: "Qi Qi is my sister."

Qi Lin made a funny face at Qi Qi, and read a casually made up doggerel: "Xiao Qiqi, I don't grow up, and I like to hiccup after drinking coconut milk!"

"Ahh! Qi Lin! I hate it!" Qi Qi waved her small fist towards Qi Lin: "Bad guy! Hit you!" However, Qi Qi's small pink fist hit Qi Lin, and naturally it had no effect at all. No, if the reality is really a game, there might be "-0", "-0" and "-0" floating out of Qi Lin now.

Although Qiqi's strength is not weak, she doesn't seem to have any sense of it herself. She can use the incomparably exquisite "Yunlai Ancient Sword Technique", but she can't even remember the names of the moves. She can burst out powerful ice blows. The power of elements has basically never been actively released.

At this time, Qi Qi, who was chasing Qi Lin in the Yuehai Pavilion, was like an ordinary girl.

"Okay, you two little fellows." Gan Yu pushed open the door of the living room, and said with a smile, "Dinner is ready, Qiqi, let's drink coconut milk."

"Wow, coconut milk!" Hearing this, Qi Qi immediately threw Qi Lin out of the sky, and ran in the direction of Gan Yu with a "da da da".

"Mother Gan Yu." A meaningful smile appeared on Qi Lin's face: "I also want to drink coconut milk."

"There are a lot of them, Qiqi will give them to you." Gan Yu laughed.

"I don't drink that kind of coconut milk." Qi Lin shook his head and said, "I want to drink Gan Yu's mother's."

When Gan Yu heard this, she blushed slightly and said, "You're so big, why do you want to drink that? I don't know how to be shy."

"Because only Gan Yu's mother has it." Qi Lin said coquettishly, "Please, good Gan Yu's mother, I will help you massage your back and legs tonight."

"Okay, okay, let's eat first." Gan Yu smiled helplessly, and lightly poked Qi Lin's forehead: "I can't do without you."

……

At the same time, in Liyue Port, the embassy of Zhidong Kingdom.

"Welcome back, ma'am." A maid opened the door and greeted the lady, but she couldn't help showing a puzzled expression: "Strange, your clothes?"

She clearly remembered that when the lady left, she was wearing her usual gorgeous black dress, but when she came back, for some reason, she changed into a Liyue-style long dress.

"You don't need to ask too much." The lady said blankly, "It's just a small incident."

"But..." The maid pointed behind the lady and tried her best to hold back her smile: "Is that how you came back all the way?"

The lady was taken aback for a moment, only then did she discover the note stuck behind her back, and the six big characters written on it:

"Ma'am is the biggest in the world"

"This..." The lady's face flushed immediately, she quickly tore the note to pieces, and said angrily, "That little bastard is really not a good thing!"

No wonder along the way, passers-by kept throwing strange smiles at him.

Coupled with the way I walked all the way with my head held high and my bossy appearance, coupled with these six words, it is simply indescribable shame.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, the lady immediately took off the long skirt Qi Lin gave her, and was about to tear it up, but suddenly hesitated.

"Ma'am?" The maid quickly asked, "Could it be that you want to tear up this long skirt, and I can help you..."

"No need." Unexpectedly, the lady shook her head, threw the long skirt into the maid's arms, and said coldly, "Wash this long skirt and pack it up."

"Yes!" The maid didn't dare to ask any more questions, and quickly put away the long skirt.

She was able to work in the embassy of Zhidong Country, so she was naturally smarter than ordinary maids. The lady just went out and changed her dress when she came back.

I'm afraid, it's probably because she had a dewy love affair with a young gentleman of Liyue, and this dress should have been given by that person, but she was teased unexpectedly, which made her angry from embarrassment, but after all, she has feelings in her heart, and she is not willing to destroy it.

These foreign women seem to be more open, especially the women from Fontaine, who come to Liyue to travel, as if they are here specifically to find an affair.

After changing into a group, the lady walked out of the room and entered the hall, where she saw a 14-year-old boy sitting on a black velvet sofa in the style of Zhidong Country.

The young man with blue eyes and orange hair was quite handsome, with a red mask on the side of his head. He was resting his arms on the edge of the sofa, and he was playing with a broken board in his hand. .

As if sensing the lady's footsteps, the boy raised his head, with a hearty smile on his face: "Miss, Liyue Port, it's really an interesting place."

"My lord, I should have already said that I brought you to Liyue this time just to let you know about the work of the executive officers of the Fools. It is best not to do something extraneous." The lady frowned slightly and said: "What are you holding in your hand?"

The boy in front of him, like the lady, is one of the executive officers of the Fools, code-named "Young Master", and he is also the youngest executive officer in history.

Although he is young, he has extremely high aptitude, and after receiving the "Evil Eye" bestowed by the Queen of Ice, his strength is even more immeasurable.However, the lady didn't like this arrogant boy very much. If it wasn't for the Queen's order, she wouldn't bring this troublesome guy to Liyue Port.

"This one?"

The young man called "Young Master" threw the wooden board in front of the lady with a "snap". The broken wooden board turned out to be half a plaque, with only the words "Jianmen" left on it, of which " The word "sword" has only half left.

"Did you know? In Liyue Port, there is a place called martial arts, which is specially used to teach people how to fight." The young master smiled with great interest: "Not only that, but you can also go to those gym owners to challenge them." , it seems...it’s called ‘kicking the hall’, if you defeat the owner of the hall, you can dispose of their signs at will.”

"This is..." The lady walked in front of the young master, and saw that there were more than a dozen broken plaques under his feet, which seemed to be the proof that he kicked the hall.

"Hahaha, Miss, you should really see how ridiculous the expressions on the faces of those pavilion masters were when I knocked them down with their best weapons." The young master's face was full of joking smiles. , He shook his head and said: "I originally thought that there was something special about Li Yue's martial arts, but now it seems that it is nothing more than that."

"That's because you haven't met a real master. Sixty to seventy percent of the martial arts gyms in Liyue Harbor teach deceptive tricks." Gan Yu's figure suddenly appeared in the lady's mind, Even she is no match for her, let alone the young master who has just been promoted to the last of the Fools' executive officers.

"Oh? In this way..." The young master immediately became interested, and asked with a smile: "Miss, do you know any masters in Liyue Port?" He has a strength comparable to that of an executive officer, not to mention, Gan Yu, the envoy of the Seven Stars who is a half-immortal body, has at least thousands of years of Taoism."

"Miss, I've certainly heard of the names of these big men, but if you want to fight them, I'm afraid it's hard to find a chance." The young master raised his legs, jumped off the sofa, and said with a smile: " Although I like to fight with powerful guys, I still want to put Her Majesty's orders and interests first, and it is not a good idea to fight Liyue Seven Stars and Seven Star Envoys...at least not now."

"It's good that you understand, our mission is to complete the order and not to cause any complications." The lady seemed to suddenly think of something, and said with a smile: "However, it is not a bad thing to go to the martial arts hall to challenge, we can let these Liyue people know that we How powerful are the fools?"

"Hahaha!" The young master stretched his waist, and strode directly towards the door.

"Where are you going?" asked the lady, frowning.

"Go get more Liyue people..." The young master turned his head, with a slightly sinister smile on his face: "I know how powerful the fools are."

…………

Liyue Port, Jianglin Mansion, in the evening.

Two girls, one big and one small, were standing outside the door at this time.

The older one seemed to be no more than 20 years old at most, and the younger one was only ten years old at most. Both of them were wearing magic robes and witch-like pointed hats on their heads.

"Jianlin Mansion, I, Irena, are back!" One of the girls put her hands on her hips, with an excited smile on her face: "Mona, this is the Jianglin Mansion that I have told you countless times for my teacher."

"The Jianglin Mansion... Gan Yu, the legendary envoy of the Seven Stars, also lived in Qi Lin, the son of the heavenly descended Lin?" The girl named "Mona" had a complicated expression on her face: "Master, you Why don't you stay here and be Qi Lin's teacher well, instead of running around?"

Mona has long dark purple hair tied into two double ponytails. At the end of the ponytails, there is a metal decoration of a four-pointed star. Although her clothes can barely be regarded as mage robes, they are extremely close-fitting. The well-developed figure is vividly outlined.

One can't help but wonder if this is Irena's bad taste.

Irena shook her finger at Mona and said with a smile: "That kid Qi Lin is different from you. He has strong comprehension and learning abilities, but he just lacks advice. Just teach him a little bit, and the rest will be fine." , just let him come by himself, if I keep teaching by the side, it will affect him instead."

"It's just that you don't want to stay in one place." Mona raised her eyebrows and said, "Besides, isn't the main purpose of your coming back to get a salary?"

"Ahem!" Irena smiled a little embarrassedly: "If you didn't travel around as a teacher, you wouldn't have a chance to become my student, would you?"

That's right, although Irena worked in Jianglin Mansion four years ago and became Qi Lin's ice element teacher, she did not always choose to stay in Jianglin Mansion, but left after teaching Qi Lin new content. Jianglin Mansion traveled around, and after Qi Lin had mastered the content he taught, he returned to Jianglin Mansion to teach Qi Lin other things.

However, Irena also reduced the tuition fees, which are basically charged by class hours.

Even though Gan Yu made it clear that even if Irena is not in Jianglin Mansion, she can go out with pay, but she still refuses, not because Irena doesn't like money, but simply because she doesn't have such a thick skin.

Of course, if Irena knew how much Gan Yu's assets were, she probably wouldn't care about this shame.

"Irena?"

At this moment, a gentle voice suddenly came from behind the two of them.

Mona looked back and saw a blue-haired girl standing behind her. Her appearance was extremely beautiful. Mona thought that Teacher Irena was already one of the most beautiful women in the world, but compared with the woman in front of her, It seems to be slightly worse.

Could it be... is she the legendary Gan Yu?

Gan Yu was standing behind the two of them, looking at them with a smile on his face, and said, "You are finally back, it seems like you have been away for three months since you left this time?"

"Long time no see, Miss Gan Yu." Irena also smiled: "I'm counting the days, Master Qi Lin should have learned the skills I taught him last time, so he's back, why? Don't you welcome me?" me?"

"How could it be?" Gan Yu said with a smile: "The Jianglin Mansion is originally deserted, and Mengmeng will be very happy when you come. Wait... who is this?"

At this time, Gan Yu noticed the strange little girl standing beside Irena, and seeing that she was extremely beautiful, she seemed to realize something suddenly, and murmured: "Could it be, is it Miss Irena's daughter? "

"That's not it!" X2

Irena and Mona retorted in unison.

"How could it be possible for me to suddenly have such an older daughter?" Irena smiled wryly on her face, and said, "She is the apprentice I accepted during this trip, and I will introduce it to you after I go in." .”

"Alright."

Gan Yu nodded, then opened the door and led a few people into the Jianglin mansion. Qi Lin, Thor and Qiqi were playing a game of hide-and-seek in the courtyard. Qi Lin was covering himself with a cloth. Eyes, outstretched hands are constantly groping.

And Qi Qi was standing in front of him, motionless, like a wooden man, but because of this, Qi Qi, who had no voice, could not be detected by Qi Lin at all.

When Qi Lin's hand was about to touch Qi Qi's cheek, Qi Qi's body turned to the side lifelessly. Although her movements were very stiff, she still easily avoided Qi Lin's attack. Qi Lin tentatively touched his hands a few more times, but Qi Qi dodged them easily in the same way.

"Master Qi Lin, I'm here!" Thor shouted at Qi Lin while running: "Come and catch me!"

"Don't run! Sister Thor!" Qi Lin's ears moved, and with the help of "Hearing Enhancement", he immediately found Thor's position, and with a brisk walk, he rushed towards Thor.

Thor was agile, so naturally he would not be easily caught by Qi Lin. Seeing that Qi Lin was about to catch him, Thor moved slightly to the side and immediately dodged.

But at this moment, Gan Yu walked in with Irena and Mona, and Qi Lin, who had just walked in, hugged Mona in his arms.

"caught you!"

Feeling the target appearing in his arms, Qi Lin made a puzzled voice: "Strange, Thor...why did you suddenly become so small?"

Not only in size, but in various senses, he suddenly became much smaller.

The original two peaks have directly turned into small hills at this time.

And Mona, who was suddenly hugged by Qi Lin, her white and tender face immediately turned red, and her two eyebrows, which were slightly thicker than ordinary girls, were twisted together.

Qi Lin, who was puzzled, also took off the cloth strips that were blindfolded, but was surprised to find that the one who appeared in front of him was actually a young lady who was two or three years older than him.

The bodies of the two are tightly attached to each other. Although Mona is still young, her body is already "budding". Under the effect of "Hearing Enhancement", Qi Lin can even hear Mona's hurried voice. heartbeat.

"Tut tsk tsk." Irena, who was standing aside, suddenly made a teasing sound, and said with a smile: "Young master Qi Lin, you are really the same as before, you can always stick together with cute girls at the first time Woolen cloth."

"Teacher Irena?" Qi Lin asked in surprise, "When did you come back?"