Gan Yu, Do You Like Such a Mother?

Facing the "exotic beauty" of the lady, everyone is quite close. Naturally, Irena and Mona don't need to say much. They don't care about current affairs, especially Irena, because she often travels in various countries The reason is that I can actually chat with the lady about the customs of Zhidong Country, which makes the lady who is far away in a foreign country feel a little kind.

And now, Irena and the lady are talking about the history of the Winter Kingdom. The lady was about to speak, but suddenly felt a chill in her waist. She looked down and saw a girl with light purple short hair. Suddenly, he pressed his round face to his waist, closed his eyes, and murmured with a look of enjoyment, "It's cool, so comfortable."

It's not the first time Ma'am has seen this girl, it was the last time she was in Yuehai Pavilion, and she gave herself a strange girl named Qiqi who "dismissed her power".

Thinking of what happened that day, the lady still had lingering fears, and her body stiffened subconsciously.

Seemingly seeing the lady's "distress", Qi Lin at the side hurriedly comforted him: "It's okay, sister goddess, you don't have to be afraid, Qiqi's like this is to show his liking for you."

"Like it?" The lady was taken aback for a moment, looking at the cute girl with a bun face in front of her, her face flushed slightly, and she said flatteredly, "Do you... like me?"

"Qiqi, I like it, cool things," Qiqi gently rubbed her cheek against the lady's waist.

The lady's body carries a cold aura, while Qiqi, who is a corpse child, likes the cold and is afraid of the heat. When she is free, she often stays in the ward of the Jianglin Mansion in a daze.

Now, with a "mobile freezer" like a lady, Qi Qi couldn't help posting it.

Being stuck on the body by a cute little guy like Qiqi, in a sense, is like "being licked by a stray cat". There is a feeling of being selected. The lady stretched out her finger tentatively, gently He caressed Qiqi's hair, only to see that Qiqi was like a kitten, gently rubbing against the lady's fingers, and made a small "huh-huh" sound.

so cute……

Even for a lady who has always been cold-hearted, it is inevitable that she will be a little happy to see such a cute little thing close to herself.

Unexpectedly, Qi Qi raised her head suddenly, and looked at two spheres dangling in front of her, a strong light suddenly radiated from her round eyes

You must know that among all the female characters currently on the stage, if you sort them by strength, Zhong Li and Gan Yu are undoubtedly in the T0 class, but if you want to talk about heroes in terms of cups, women firmly occupy the top three, even faintly. There is a tendency to win the title.

"Wow... iced coconut milk!"

Before the lady could react, Qi Qi, who was already drooling, opened her mouth, jumped lightly under her feet, and pressed her two little hands directly on it.

The atmosphere instantly became a little awkward.

"Qiqi! Let go!" Gan Yu hastily stepped forward, "pull" Qiqi off the lady's chest, and said with a wry smile, "It's really rude!"

"Hmm..." Although Qiqi was a little dull, she seemed to be a little bit dripping because of Gan Yu's "blame", Gan Yu could only comfort her when she saw this, "I'm sorry, Qiqi, I shouldn't have hurt you. "

"Hmm..." Qiqi's eyes were already filled with tears.

On the other hand, Qi Lin looked at the scene in front of him speechlessly, as if he had seen through everything.

"Don't cry, don't cry!" To Gan Yu, Qi Qi is like a daughter. Seeing that Qi Qi was about to cry, Gan Yu had no choice but to say: "That's right! There is still a bottle of your favorite drink in the cellar. drink, go get it!"

"it is good!"

Hearing these words, the tears in Qiqi's eyes immediately disappeared, and she walked out of the room with a happy expression on her short legs.

"Emmmm..." Looking at the back of Qiqi leaving, Gan Yu frowned slightly, feeling as if she had been fooled.

Qi Lin has seen similar plots countless times. Qi Qi looks purely like a blank sheet of paper, but in fact she has a lot of heart.

However, in the eyes of others, what bad thoughts would Xiao Qiqi have?

Sure enough, not long after, Qi Qi ran into the room holding a glass bottle, holding the glass bottle carefully, as if it contained some treasure.

The bottle was quite delicate, and it contained a milky white liquid that looked very clear.

"Mother Gan Yu," Qi Qi held up the bottle, "Help Qi Qi open it."

"Got it," Glycerin grasped the bottle neck, gently pulled out the cork, and the mellow smell immediately permeated the room.

The lady who smelled this smell for the first time couldn't help sighing with emotion in a low voice:

"It smells so good..." "Why, do ladies like this taste too?" Seeing the lady's admiration, Gan Yu was not stingy, and said with a smile: "This is a drink given by the businessman from Daoqiguo, but I always only like to drink it. Clear water, so I didn’t taste it much, but my family’s Qiqi seems to like drinking it, if you like it, why don’t you pour some and try it.”

Seeing Gan Yu being so polite, the lady had no choice but to nod her head and said, "In that case, I'd rather be respectful than obedient."

After the lady's voice fell, Gan Yu poured the milky white liquid in the glass bottle into the wine glass in front of the lady. The lady only felt a mellow and sweet smell in her nasal cavity, which seemed a bit like coconut milk. You're welcome, just picked up the glass and drank it down.

"By the way, Mom Gan Yu," Qi Lin asked casually, "What's the name of this drink?"

"Let me see," Gan Yu turned over the bottle, and there were rows of Daozu characters written on it. The Daozu characters and Liyue characters were already inextricably linked. She is very knowledgeable and has mastered multiple languages. She squinted her eyes slightly and scanned the words on the bottle, and then she revealed an expression of enlightenment, and said, "It's... coconut milk wine."

"Coconut milk wine?"

As soon as Qi Lin heard the word "wine", he immediately realized something, and quickly said: "Wait, ladies and sisters, you can't drink..."

However, Qi Lin's voice was still half a step slower, and the lady had already drank the full glass of coconut milk wine in one gulp, and there was not even a drop left.

it's over...

Thinking of the scene where the lady got drunk that night, Qi Lin felt nervous.

Sure enough, after drinking the coconut milk wine, the lady's snow-white cheeks immediately turned bright red, and she slammed the empty cup in her hand on the table with a "snap", and shouted at Gan Yu: "Come on!" Ah, old man, let's make a drink together!"

The slightly rude tone, paired with the lady's elegant voice, inevitably seemed a bit nondescript.

Gan Yu didn't realize for a while why the lady's state suddenly had such a huge difference from before. Qi Lin gently tugged at the corner of Gan Yu's clothes and said helplessly: "Mother Gan Yu, I forgot Let me tell you... Ms. Sister's drinking capacity is very poor."

"Who do you think can't drink?" The lady directly pulled Qi Lin over and said with a smile, "If I don't drink all of you down today, I will lose Her Majesty's face!"

"Ah, this..." Looking at this scene, Gan Yu couldn't help being a little dumbfounded, and said helplessly, "What should I do?"

"Let's drink with her..." Qi Lin turned to Gan Yu, and said with black lines all over his face: "Ma'am, sister, it's just that the thunder is loud and the rain is little, and you will get drunk if you drink a little more. You can drink a few glasses with her and coax her." It's over when you fall asleep... Ugh!"

Before Qi Lin finished speaking, Ms. Quezhi directly poured the coconut milk wine that was half left in the bottle just now into Qi Lin's mouth, and only heard a few "gurgles and gurgles", and the remaining coconut milk wine It was all poured into Qi Lin's stomach.

This coconut milk wine is brewed with coconut milk as raw material. It is extremely sweet and mellow in the mouth, but the alcohol content is definitely not low, and the mellow coconut milk also conceals the strong taste of alcohol. Generally, people will feel a little drunk after drinking a cup.

Probably only Qiqi, who has a zombie physique, can drink coconut milk wine as coconut milk without being affected by alcohol at all.

Although Qi Lin has the body of a unicorn, he is still a child after all, and his alcohol capacity is very limited. After drinking half a bottle of coconut milk wine, his little face immediately turned red, and his voice became a little muffled.

"Mengmeng..." Gan Yu had a distressed expression on her face, but she didn't know how to deal with the lady who seemed to be drunk, and she seemed a little at a loss for a while.

"Master Gan Yu, we have no way out," Irena showed a confident smile on her face, "Just follow what Master Qi Lin said, and get the lady drunk."

"But... my alcohol capacity is very poor." Gan Yu said the truth a little embarrassedly: "You also know that I have always drank nectar, and I don't know how to drink at all."

"It doesn't matter." Irena pointed her thumb at her chest and said with a smile, "I have traveled to many places and drank the fermented rice from many places, and I am quite confident about my drinking capacity. Just leave it to me."

"Miss Irena..." Gan Yu's face immediately showed a grateful expression: "Thank you!"

"It's just to repay Mr. Gan Yu for taking her in." Irena waved her small hand and said, "Mona, go to the cellar to get wine!"

"Why do you let me run errands for you to be pretentious..." Mona curled her mouth, revealing a reluctant expression.

However, as the saying goes, "a teacher's order is hard to break", Mona obediently walked into the cellar even though she was totally unwilling.

There are a lot of things stored in the cellar of Jianglin Mansion, but most of them are all kinds of fermented wine. Although not many people in Jianglin Mansion like to drink, wine culture prevails in Liyue Port. It is even more joyful without wine, whether it is a foreign envoy or a wealthy businessman, they often give away fermented rice.

The cellars of Jianglin Mansion are filled with famous wines such as Dundi Moutai and Liuliangye. It is no exaggeration to say that the wine in this cellar alone can be exchanged for a luxury house in a good location in Liyue Port .

Mona was a bit unhappy at being summoned by her master Irena, but after walking around the cellar a few times, she turned her gaze to a few bottles without any labels in the corner of the cellar , Those wine bottles look very simple, and the liquid inside is also clear and translucent.

"It's too wasteful to drink good wine for master," Mona rolled her eyes, hugged these strange bottles in her arms, and said with a smile: "Since it's a wine fight, you can drink whatever you want. Just give them a few bottles to waste."

In Mona's life, she has never had any fate with "money". After practicing with Irena, although she can get a lot of pocket money, most of the money is used by her to buy tools for astrology, so She has always been very frugal, even if it is the wine from Gan Yu's family, she is not willing to waste it.

Not long after, Mona carried a few wine bottles into the living room and said with a smile, "Please use them, everyone."

"Thank you, little Mona." Irena nodded, but she didn't seem to notice that there was an imperceptible smile on Mona's face.

"But..." Gan Yu was a little puzzled, "What kind of wine is this?"

"Don't worry." Irena didn't seem to care about the wine in the bottle at all, but said confidently: "No matter what kind of wine it is, it won't make me drunk."

There is a reason why Irena is so confident. She is a witch herself, and she is proficient in all kinds of strange magic. Among them is an "alcohol degradation technique", which can dissolve the alcohol in any drink that is put into her mouth .

Of course, this kind of magic is not without flaws, it can only dissolve liquids with an alcohol content below 70.00%, but this is obviously not something to worry about, after all, wine with such a high alcohol content is not so easy to see .

What's more, the wine in the cellar of Jianglin Mansion is basically gift wine, how could there be wine with such a high alcohol content?

After opening the bottle cap, a slightly pungent smell of wine immediately permeated the air in the room.

At this time, Irena didn't seem to realize the seriousness of the matter, and directly filled two glasses, picked up one by herself, pushed the other in front of the lady, and said with a smile: "I did it, you can do whatever you want." .”

After all, a slightly mocking smile appeared on Irena's face, she raised her glass, and she drank the whole glass of clear wine into her stomach.

"Who do you look down on?"

The drunk lady also seemed to be very forthright. She snorted coldly and drank the glass of clear wine in one gulp.

One second, two seconds, three seconds.

After a brief silence, the cheeks of the two girls turned from white to red, and then they grabbed their necks together and roared.

What... what's the situation?

Irena just felt as if she drank a ball of flames, as if her stomach was going to be burnt through, it was impossible, she had indeed performed the "Alcohol Degradation Technique", why did she completely treat the liquid she drank just now? Nothing works?

Could it be, is that really a wine with a super high alcohol content?

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Seeing that the lady also coughed fiercely a few times, she wiped the corners of her mouth, and slowly raised her head, a smile appeared on her flushed cheeks, and she murmured: "How... Water' came to entertain me, it seems...if no one falls down today, this drinking...should not be over."

water of life?

Irena, who often travels between countries and has a lot of knowledge, naturally cannot not know what "water of life" is. It is a super spirit with an alcohol content of more than 90.00%, which can be ignited directly by a spark A sort of.

"Wait...wait a minute..." Irena, who was full of confidence just now, also showed a nervous expression on her face, and murmured: "It suddenly occurred to me that today...cough cough...may be a little uncomfortable. Appropriate, otherwise... next time we will... woo woo!"

Irena hadn't finished her words, but she saw the figure of the lady, but she had rushed in front of her like a ghost, and poured a whole glass of water of life into Irena's mouth.

Although Irena's magic level is very high, when it comes to physical strength, she is naturally no match for a lady who is a head taller than her. Before she can react, the water of life like a flame has already flowed along her Throat, all slipped into his stomach.

"It's just the water of life, hahaha!" The lady seemed to have started to drink madly, and said with a smile, "It's like drinking oolong tea in one go!"

Immediately, Irena felt that her esophagus was being burned, and her throat also began to feel tingly, as if it was inflamed. Immediately afterwards, a strong intoxication surged into her brain, and she hadn't realized it happened yet. Whatever happened, he fell directly to the ground.

"Master...Master!" Mona finally realized the seriousness of the matter at this time, and quickly lifted Irena's body, with a self-blame expression on her face: "You...are you okay."

"You...you..." Irena mumbled the word "you" in a daze, before she could finish a sentence, she fell into Mona's arms.

"Mona, take Miss Irena back first," Gan Yu said with a helpless expression on her face, "I'll deal with it here."

"Yeah." Seeing that Irena seemed to be suffering, Mona didn't dare to delay, directly propped up Irena's limp body, and left the room.

Qiqi went back to sleep after drinking the coconut milk wine, and Thor also went out to patrol the streets. In the room, there were only Gan Yu, the lady, and after being filled with half a bottle of coconut milk wine, he seemed to have fallen asleep in a daze. A normal Qi Lin.

"Gan...Master Gan Yu..." I saw that the lady, at some point, had already filled a glass of wine around Gan Yu, and there was a complex expression on her drunk face: "Thank you...thank you You, apart from Her Majesty, I have never respected any other woman so much. If... if you think highly of me, drink this glass of wine. You... If you don't drink, then... don't give it My face!"

Gan Yu didn't want to drink at first, but seeing what the lady said was so sincere, and she really felt sorry for what the lady had encountered, so she took the glass, smiled slightly and said: "After drinking this life... I will drink it today." rest early."

After all, Gan Yu was unambiguous, and directly drank the wine in the cup in one go.