My Cooking is Never Medicine

Sure enough, he just said, just his sister-in-law, although she is arrogant and charming, but she is not frank at all, plus elements such as golden retriever and eldest lady, if it is put into anime, it will be a proper attribute of a defeated dog, how can she Maybe you can pry the corner of your own wall!

It turned out that all of this was Alice's lie. There was no such thing as sleeping with her fiancée in her arms!

He hasn't hugged him yet, okay?

"Alice, it's just that she's too strong and a bit blunt, otherwise she's a kind-hearted and lovely girl."

Seeing Ichiyo Sakuraniwa like this, Nido Feishazi became even more confused, shook her head and chose to continue leading the way.

But how did this man know Miss Alice?

Nakiri Erina returned to her room, looked at the friend application on her mobile phone, wrinkled her little nose unhappily, and took out the scalding medicine to apply on herself.

She was very unhappy about being set up by that big fool!

At the same time, the biggest doubt in her heart still persists, who is the Erina in that idiot's mouth?

Is it her, or someone else?

At this moment, it was already 32:[-] in the middle of the night, and Nakiri Erina's pretty face suddenly turned dark.

Oops, I forgot to turn off the stove to low heat, the soup she had boiled for three days is over!

stupid stupid stupid!

Blame that guy!

Nakiri Erina looked at her wrist that had just been scalded, and for a while in her room, her small face was full of anger like an angry puffer fish.

So angry~!

Especially when someone's face appeared in my mind inadvertently, Nakiri Erina became even more angry immediately!

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ps: Responding to your comments, anyway, I have already been on the big bookshelf, and it doesn’t matter if I subscribe all the time. If you really want to raise it, you can raise it.

As for the fact that I might want a eunuch, I’m sorry you will be disappointed. As long as I have a book on the shelf, I have never had a eunuch. I can write a book with two hundred orders to six hundred. Eunuch, this is my principle.

As for the question of my character, I would like to ask if my old readers think the same as you, or if you don’t fully understand the truth of the matter and speak less, I think that I am still very reliable in being a human being. I am not A moral model is not an ungrateful person.

Readers are my food and clothing parents, brainless sunspots are my life and death enemies.

As for the one that I won’t repay the update, I won’t say much, let time and follow-up updates explain it. It’s on the big bookshelf today, and I will pay off the debt every day. I still owe 163 chapters. I will pay it off before the book is finished.

My author name has always been "I'm not the captain", both websites are, please don't say that I want eunuchs to run away, I have used this qq since the fifth grade of elementary school, and I have used it until the university, and the author number is also used I haven't changed it for two years, and the readership has been around for more than two years. If someone says that I want the eunuch to run away, I think this sentence is outrageous.

My mentality is very stable, it is normal to skip orders, and it is also normal for the continuous decline of follow-up orders. However, I can finish the book with hundreds of average orders. It is my current work in the best state, and it is the work I want to do with all my heart and soul!

After all, the reason why I can achieve the current results is because I have finished each of the previous books, finished writing the ending, and then improved little by little from rushing to the street.

I'm not a god, and I can't make everyone like it, but I can make every chapter I write be my best solution at that time.

Time will witness everything. The captain grows and makes progress together with everyone. I wish every one of my readers a happy Lantern Festival.

End of this chapter

"Sakura, look what I brought you!"

On the way back to the pastry shop, Sakuraba Ichiyo kept receiving summoning applications from Spider, and the command spells kept heating up until his left hand was scorched. harm.

As soon as he returned to the snack shop, Sakuraba Ichiyo immediately closed the door, walked into the expanded cooking room behind the kitchen, and summoned the spider.

As the purple-red summoning circle flew out, a lively voice full of girlishness sounded, and Sakuraba Yiye looked at the thing under the spider this time, and frowned.

"This thing...is an eel?"

"The official scientific name is Ello Fire-breathing Drake!"

Every day, I bring a portion of ingredients in exchange for delicacies to enjoy the spiders. Unknowingly, Ichiyo Sakuraba has evolved several times without knowing it. So, Ichiyo Sakuraba looked at the spiders like a metal sickle A pair of sharp front paws, then glanced at the eel's tail, which was missing by a third, and raised an eyebrow.

"You stole it again?"

The spider jumped off the eel's body and landed in front of Ichiyo Sakuraba. The metal knocking sound was made when the front paws collided with the ground. The round little face was not a bit ashamed, and he smiled.

"A poison test! This is a poison test! I'm afraid that the poison in the bodies of these big guys will poison Yingting. How can you say that the spider is eating it secretly?"

Sakuraba Yiye rolled his eyes, "It's poisonous because you bit it, idiot!"

"It's not important, Sakuraba. Look at me, I'm super strong now. I already have a lot of super powerful skills, and I also have this pair of sharp death sickles. Evolved..."

"You don't have to tell me so much. I'm not a Pokémon trainer, and you're not an elf. It's up to you to decide what you want to evolve into. My only requirement is that you live longer. , after all, it is a low-level magic pet summoning scroll."

Sakuraba Ichiyo picked up a new kitchen knife and walked up to the eel. First, he used the eel's physiological structure to plan the skill "Kneading the Way", and after raising the upper limit of the "Kneading the Way" again, Sakuraba Ichiyo also figured out the physiological structure of this eel, raised the kitchen knife and chopped it down!

Clang~! ! !

The huge reaction force was transmitted from the menu back to Sakuraba Ichiyo's arm, shaking him back two steps, and the buzzing of metal vibrations filled his ears.

Sakuraba Yiye shook his head, looked at the Huaxia-style bone-breaking knife that he had sharpened on the first day he took office, and remained silent.

Behind him, a certain spider covered its mouth, and once again trying not to laugh, it was held back into a small white ball.

With a dark face, Sakuraba Yiye raised his left hand, "In the name of the command spell, Spider, come and cut the meat!"

"Eh!!!"

Seeing the spider who resisted subjectively but worked honestly, Sakuraba Kazuyo sneered, and took a small bench to sit beside.

"Remove the scales first, and then cut, be careful with your hands."

Ichiyo Sakuraba is a casual player, but he is always the one who holds the initiative.

The spider was working hard involuntarily. As the scales on the giant eel's body flew off, a layer of fat was gradually exposed on the fresh and tender meat, and the air was filled with a strong smell of meat.

Yingting Yiye and Zhizhuzi swallowed at the same time, glanced at the head of the spider that was about to lower, Yingting Yiye raised his left hand again, and ordered, "No stealing!"

Today's three Command Spells were missing again in an instant, and the spider looked back in grief and indignation while working, and applied to look at Ichiyo Sakuraba choked with sobs, "You have changed! Sakuraba, you have changed!"

"No, I haven't changed."

"You never used Command Seals to force me to work before, you used to coax me first!"

The smell of meat was strong again, Sakuraba Ichiyo got up and turned on the ventilation system, and made himself a cup of tea by the way.

"Miss Spider, you may have misunderstood something. I have always been a black-hearted capitalist, and you are just a working spider. Believe me, 996 is your blessing!"

The spider was sad and angry, and she was angry, "It's a pity that I came across such high-quality ingredients and sent them to you without exclusive access!"

"You have already eaten one-third of it in advance, and you have to work hard in advance if you want to get delicious food."

In fact, Sakuraba Yiye really doesn't have much restraint on the spider. With the amount of food, although he can afford it, he doesn't bother to do it. He just cooks her some delicious food every day to satisfy her appetite. Spider If you really want to eat, you have to go hunting by yourself, enduring the discomfort and eating those unpalatable monsters.

For this point, the spider is also clear.

However, this does not prevent her from wanting to complain about her cheap master, it is too cruel, she suspects that this guy's heart is black!

The reason why I chose to bring the best food I found in the underground labyrinth here is that I want to use this cheap master's cooking skills to process the ingredients again.

After all, excellent ingredients combined with an excellent chef can bring out more than just 1+1=2 deliciousness, it is a delicious crit!

Just eat a little bit of other monsters and endure it if you are full, but as an intelligent creature, she must not stop enjoying the food.

Life is already so desolate, you must add a little beauty to yourself!

Soon, another third of the eels were cut and matched. Ichiyo Sakuraba also took out a new kitchen knife and continued to refine the cut and match. Of course, before cutting and matching, detoxification is indispensable. Most of these toxins come from the spider's body. She is fine after eating it, but it doesn't mean that Sakuraba Yiye's body can bear it.

As for kitchen knives, he placed an order from the day he started to expand the kitchen. They are not famous masterpieces, but all are products produced by modern industrialized assembly lines. Because of the addition of various rare metal elements, no matter the hardness or sharpness very substantial.

This kind of kitchen knife, in the eyes of many old-fashioned veteran chefs, has no soul!

However, Ichiyo Sakuraba said that he doesn't want a soul, he is a layman, and getting a body is enough.

Braised, roasted, sautéed, braised...

Facing a new high-quality ingredient, Ichiyo Sakuraba cheered up and exhausted what he had learned so far!

Next to it, the spider finally finished processing an eel that was tens of meters long. Smelling the various aromas in the kitchen, he glanced at the eel meat that was still a third of the eel meat, stretched out his small claws and pushed Yiye Yingting. kidney.

"Sakura, there are some more here, let's make them together!"

Although it was tiring to be treated as a tool spider, the spider cheered up when he thought of the delicious food that would be presented next.

Sakuraba Yiye glanced back at the spider, and shook his head calmly, "I can't eat so much, overeating is not good for my health, put it in the refrigerator for me, and eat slowly later."

Spider's chubby white and tender face suddenly turned black, and he roared in a broken voice, "I can eat it! I can eat a lot!"

"You are a spider, not a pig. As long as your little stomach can eat, I tell you to eat less at ordinary times. If you don't believe me, just look at it. You're stupid."

Yingting Yiye acted as if he didn't understand Spider-Man's words. He was a black-hearted capitalist, and he had to deduct some fire consumption for smelting gold.

The length of this eel can reach tens of meters, and its body is about half a meter thick. It has a lot of meat, and it is very tiring to cook.

The barbecue was ready first, and Yingting Yiye casually handed two skewers to the spider. She took it with tears in her eyes, and turned her grief and anger into appetite.

"Sakura Ting, you are not human, your heart is black!"

"When did you become blind!"

Sakuraba Yiye rolled his eyes, and explained confidently, "I have two arms, three legs, and one head. This appearance is not a human being. You are not a human with eight legs, you are a spider!"

"You will regret it if you do this, and you will lose me!"

The spider didn't have time to worry about what this guy's third leg was, she just stretched out a spider spear tremblingly and pointed at Yiye Yingting.

Sakuraba Yiye expressed indifferently, "Anyway, you leave me, my master is Kobayashi who tamed the giant dragon with chocolate and bread, do you think you can give up the temptation of food under the double constraints of contract and food ?"

"My cooking skills have been improving!"

"You...the devil! The devil who squeezes innocent spiders and destroys the spider's young mind!"

Yingting Yiye sneered, "The meat in the pot is almost done, go turn off the fire."

"Hi~"

Isn't animal taming easy?

Makoto Kobayashi, don't bully me!

In order to get acquainted with the style of painting in the Western Fantasy world and the existence mode of contract spells, Ichiyo Sakuraba has been doing a lot of supplementary episodes during this period of time. Unexpectedly, after watching and watching, he was surrounded by the daily routine of the hunk's exclusive cute series. Powdered.

Ever since, Two-dimensional is quite reliable!