My Cooking is Never Medicine

Just very angry!

"I am back."

"Fashionable scumbags are not welcome here!"

"Can't the son do it too?"

"It's impossible for Xiaoye of my family to be a scumbag. If he is, then he is definitely not my son!"

Yingting Yiye walked over and sat down beside his mother, and pondered for a while, "Okay, I'll leave later."

As soon as the words fell, Sakuraba Yiye felt her right arm tighten and was hugged tightly.

"Don't go, you fake Xiaoye, I want to keep you here until the police come and bring you to justice!"

Yingting Yiye was not angry, and took advantage of the situation to hug this somewhat natural mother, and patted her little head, "Are you willing?"

My mother thinks about it, her eyes are bright, "I will be locked up in prison for 30 to [-] years, and then no one will want the little leaves that come out, and I will always be with me at that time, don't worry, I will visit you often .”

The corner of Yingting Yiye's mouth twitched, "You are really my real mother."

"Hmmmm~"

What's wrong with women nowadays, they think about sending boys to jail every day. Is this the concept of love in the new era and women's possessiveness?

Sakuraba Aishi liked this kind of intimate contact with her son, so she lay down on his lap, feeling a little bit reluctant in her heart.

Such a good son will take advantage of others in the future.

Obviously she was the one who was lucky enough to be born, just thinking about it makes my heart ache!

Yingting Yiye pretended not to see the entangled expression on his mother's face, watched the program on TV, and raised his eyebrows, ""Li Tiezhu from the Star", are you watching a Korean drama again?"

"Hmm~"

The elder mother responded lightly, "Don't talk about it, watch it carefully, it's very exciting!"

Yingting Yiye gave her a pityful look. He admitted that the mother was partly responsible for raising her daughter by himself, but this natural character is definitely the result of these messy kimchi dramas.

I want to think about it, as a son, I also want to accompany this young mother, Ichiyo Sakuraba didn't care about the plot or anything, I should practice coaxing my daughter in advance.

After sinking his mind, Yiye Yingting also watched it seriously, um, the Korean drama Sambo, amnesia, car accident, cheating are indispensable, and the sister-in-law went to the countryside to farm with her brother-in-law, leaving her sister to take care of the lonely old mother, throwing away In terms of logic and reality, the emotional rendering is still very powerful.

As for why?

Hearing the vague sobs in the living room, Yingting Yiye sighed helplessly, and wiped his mother's face with a tissue.

"Okay, it's all fake. How could this happen in reality?"

Sakuraba Yiye softly comforted, the real reality will only be more outrageous.

"I will be alone in the future, will I still be hated by Xiaoye?"

The mother-in-law looked at his son with tears in his eyes, his eyes were red.

"No, no, don't worry, my mother is so cute, how can I be willing to abandon you, besides, don't you still have your father, we will not abandon you."

"Okay, don't cry. My lord knows that I hate girls crying the most. When a girl cries, I can't help but want to laugh."

Mr. Sakuraba explained in a serious and embarrassing expression, Sakuraba Aishi, who was wiping his face with the clothes on his chest, couldn't help laughing when he heard this, his watery eyes turned pale with complaint He glanced.

"Both of you father and son are villains, one only knows about work and family business, the other is a playboy, and doesn't know anything about other girls!"

That night, she did not forget the two little vixens sitting next to her son who wanted to rob her of his son.

Yingting Yiye didn't say anything when he heard this, but silently pinched his mother's small face, causing her pretty brows to inadvertently wrinkle.

There was a sound from the direction of the door, and after a while, a lady with an elegant temperament came in, and was taken aback when she saw the mother and son.

"Xiaoye went home?"

"Well, I have something to go out today, and I happened to pass by, so I came back to accompany my mother to the adults. After all, she usually stays at home alone, and she doesn't like to go out alone. It's quite boring. Auntie Tushou, sit down first, and I'll pour it for you. Tea."

In the afternoon, Sakuraba Yiye wore a straw hat and dragged a suitcase, and left home under the scorching sun.

It is impossible to take a car. There is a long knife in the trunk, and it is not even easy to get on the tram. I just found a small alley with no people, and Ichiyo Sakuraba called the system.

"System, give me an access ticket to the gourmet hunting ground, and by the way, let me expand the farm space to five square meters. Let's go, let's go see the world!"

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ps: I am working hard, and I will update [-] words today, no less.

End of this chapter

As soon as the eyes are closed and opened, the so-called different world arrives.

"Reminder, the host can only stay in this world for one natural month. After the time expires, it will be automatically bounced back to the original world. It cannot be forced to stay. If it is in danger, it can apply for emergency evacuation."

As always, the system didn't talk too much, and went diving after finishing what he was supposed to do.

As for Ichiba Sakuraba, he didn't know what place he saw. This was an interior environment like a tavern, filled with the ambiguous lights unique to the red-light district, and inside, the smell of sweat mixed with the smell of perfume volatilized wantonly.

Even though it is such an environment, it is unexpectedly quiet, there is no noise, there are rows of small cubicles separated by simple materials in the hall, and there are many people in various shapes sitting in the cubicles. big man.

"Is this your first time here, little brother?"

The charming and seductive body and mind sounded from the side behind his ears, Yingniwa Yiye subconsciously took a short breath, and the inner force of the second level of Nine Suns Divine Art flowed in his body, and he flashed forward for a certain distance before looking behind him.

It was a mature big sister who was dressed extremely boldly and seductively, the kind who was almost ripe!

The difference from the ordinary big sister is the pair of dark "horns" on the top of the opponent's head and a black and slender tail extending from the tailbone. The end of the tail is a heart-shaped arrow.

This is... a succubus?

Sakuraba Yiye frowned subconsciously. Is this the system's so-called gourmet hunting ground?

Can this stuff be considered food?

Could it be that this "eating" is not the other "eating", this is the kind of eating that adults understand?

As if amused by this little guy's reaction, the mature big sister who was about to drip covered her mouth and laughed lightly, her branches trembling with laughter, revealing 80% of the hemisphere in the dangerous area was bound by the equatorial belt, and the waves were rough .

"It seems that you are really here for the first time."

Sakuraba Ichiyo silently took off his sun hat, which is no longer needed here.

He doesn't like wearing hats and the like when he's doing business, it's too much of an influence.

"Don't talk first, I ask, you answer, is that okay?"

Rolling up her sleeves, Ichiyo Sakuraba looked at the big succubus sister opposite, she nodded intellectually.

"It's my pleasure to answer for you, little brother."

this title...

Subconsciously, Sakuraba Ichiyo frowned, lifted his belt unhappily, joke, didn't see you know whether I am old or young, be careful I transform into a Kamen Rider to subdue demons!

"where is this place?"

Sakuraba Ichiyo asked a question.

On the opposite side, the succubus elder sister smiled meaningfully, and replied with a magnetic and charming voice, "This is the utopia to protect beautiful dreams, the succubus hut."

"Are you a succubus?"

While talking, Sakuraba Yiye has already seen many girls with horns and tails with obvious inhuman characteristics from this store, there are girls, there are royal sisters, all of them are summer special cool suits!

"Yes, Nightmare."

Taking the initiative to come over to entertain the succubus elder sister who came to the Dream Mo shop for the first time, she nodded with a faint smile on her face, and took two steps forward to come to the little brother.

"The main business of our small shop is to help people have the dreams they want, and then charge some negligible fees and a little spirit, so, do you need a coupon from my sister?"

"[-]% off~"

Yingting Yiye gave the succubus a blank look when he heard the words, "Do you understand the rules of the world?"

"It's all agreed, let me ask, and you answer, don't interrupt me, you know?"

"If you are pregnant, will you raise the child?"

Sister Succubus: "Huh?"

Ignoring the confused succubus, Ichiyo Sakuraba squatted on the ground and opened her suitcase. In addition to a neatly folded set of changed clothes, there were all kinds of food filled with seasonings. Large and small bottles and cans, and a Tang Hengdao with sheath.

"Little brother, what are you doing?"

The succubus elder sister didn't understand the little guy's operation, so she bent down and watched curiously.

Several times, the pair of naughty and elastic bunnies were about to bite Mr. Sakuraba on the head.

Yingting Yiye picked up Tang Hengdao and got up, drew the knife out of its sheath, and used the blade to pick up the jaw of the succubus who had been stunned in place, with a serious expression.

"Last question, can you succubus eat?"

The moment Yingting Yiye drew his sword, the entire succubus hut was tense, and there were those strange big guys with killer haircuts, and some were other succubi.

And the succubus elder sister who was kidnapped by Yingting Yiye didn't have much fear on her face, but she blinked a little aggrieved and puzzled, and asked tentatively.

"Excuse me, what kind of "eat" are you talking about?"

Being targeted by so many auras that were obviously stronger than him, and without the halo of invincible golden body that comes with the cafeteria of another world, Sakuraniwa Ichiyo's hand holding the knife did not shake at all.

Well, it's just that the legs are a little weak!

But the more this happened, the more calm he became, and his face was full of righteousness, "As a professional chef, I can tell you seriously that I can accept any way of eating, if it is something I have never seen way, then I am willing to try as much as possible!"

Succubus, especially adult succubi, don't say how high their strength and level are, but at least they are at the average level in this world.

Calmness stems from strength, so the "hijacked" succubi elder sister has no fear, but feels that this little brother of the human race is very interesting.

Of course, this is the case when Ichiyo Sakuraba is good-looking, if he is average, then it will be another story.

I saw that after Yingting Yiye finished speaking, the big sister smiled indifferently, "Guest, we are a serious shop here, a very serious one, and we don't provide food. If there are succubi, we usually don't let them in." food, unless you can get a succubus to willingly sacrifice for you."

"I am also a serious person!"

As Sakuraba Yiye said this, the succubus on the opposite side gently pressed his knife down, and he didn't refuse.

"A gentle reminder, don't bring weapons when you come here in the future, it will scare the girls, and the boss who just bought our small shop a while ago and half of the adventurers in this town don't want to have accidents here coming."