I, the Human Race, Hit You!

"I was thinking, why should I get you all involved in pornography, gambling and drugs-it's a pity that I haven't been able to find a suitable opportunity, but it's not a loss to make money now."

Di Shitian laughed and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, then took out the glass again, this time, the glass contained clear water.

"Come on, this time it's up to you to perform, your miracle of turning water into wine—"

Di Shitian stared at Jesus who was about to act: "It is impossible to use wine for parting between men, such an unmanly thing, right?"

Jesus paused slightly with his finger pointing at the wine glass, smiled wryly and shook his head.

—The old rascal!

Pointing to the wine glass, the next moment, the clear water turned into white wine.

"Oh, this is good, this is good, brother, teach me, teach me, I want to learn."

Di Shitian, who just said it casually, looked at the wine glass with a few gleams of light in his eyes.

With a wry smile, he gave Di Shitian the gift of turning water into wine, and the two toasted again.

Neither side tried to persuade the other, whether it was an idealist who wanted to save all human beings in the world, or a realist who turned into a demon king for unknown reasons, they all confirmed that what the other side did was out of own will.

Then there is nothing to say - different ways, no collusion.

Regardless of whether they were in a good relationship before, they must be enemies when they meet again.

Doing your best to defeat the opponent is the greatest respect for the opponent.

The two were immersed in the atmosphere of parting, at this moment——

"Hello, that grandson is calling again, that grandson is calling again!"

A loud noise broke the atmosphere.

On Ti Shitian's shoulder stood a little demon Laplace, asking to be connected.

Ti Shitian gave Jesus an embarrassed look, and signaled the little devil Laplace to connect.

Just over there, the voice of a grumpy old man came.

"Di Shitian, you useless god, where did you send the canary?"

Di Shitian frowned.

Even for me, sometimes I get angry when people call me a trash god in person.

he replied.

"Heracles—"

But was interrupted.

"Don't talk about those useless things, come here, and call Qi Renshou by the way. The dystopian demon king appeared in the Sun Wars, and the canary is in his hands. Let's make it together!"

Di Shitian: "..."

He glanced again at Jesus in front of him.

Di Shitian: "...?"

wait?canary?

After vaguely guessing how much, Di Shitian asked.

"Have you ever seen the Demon Lord of Dystopia? How can you confirm that he is the Demon Lord of Dystopia himself?"

A message came from the microphone.

"Isn't it just wearing a mask? And it exudes an ominous atmosphere, so what could be wrong?"

Di Shitian thought for a while, didn't I explain the reason to Hercules when I took Canary away?

He rubbed his chin, thinking about it.

Huh?Doesn't seem to be true?

Are you afraid of being shaken?Hmm, seems interesting?I'll do it too.

Di Shitian let out a haha.

"Hey, brother, hello, what are you talking about? The signal here is not good, I can't hear you clearly, please leave a message after hearing the beep, hello, hello——"

Click!

The call is disconnected.

Di Shitian imitated Canary's behavior, pushing the non-existent air glasses, and his eyes radiated a bit of wisdom.

This god has seen through everything, so please be blessed, Hai Muzhuan.

"Hello, that grandson is calling again, that grandson is calling again!"

Di Shitian's expression remained unchanged.

"Little devil, blacklist this idiot for me - 30 days!"

After finishing the chores, he returned Jesus with an apologetic smile.

"Take care of a little thing, don't worry about it."

Jesus asked suspiciously: "Is someone pretending to be me? Pretending to be the final trial? Or—is that the trump card you prepared for the final trial?"

Di Shitian shrugged.

"Who knows? You guessed it yourself!"

He turned his head away, leaving Jesus behind.

"When we meet again, remember not to show mercy."

After speaking, it turned into a streamer and disappeared.

Jesus sighed and tidied up the cups in front of him little by little.

What will it be like when we meet next time?

No matter what kind of scene it is, when he stepped out of this path, he already had the consciousness to become an enemy of the entire Hakoniwa.

Even—even if you are an enemy of the gods of the Bible, and you are alone, you must.

Before the inevitable end comes—rebuild Hakoniwa!

Chapter 21 Cattle

Hearing that Di Shitian hung up the call, Hercules' face was covered with black lines.

"What the hell is going on with this useless god?"

He instinctively felt something was wrong, but relying on his judgment of the situation on the court, he suppressed the small doubts in his heart.

Smart people are always confident in what they deduce.

After thinking about it, he dialed the call again.

The first call was to Di Shitian to ask about the situation, but it was obviously unsuccessful.

On the second call, he hesitated and called Mount Olympus.

"Hello? Dad? That's right, it's me, Xiaohai. I have a little problem here. Call me up to everyone who can fight on the mountain. Let's start a team!"

"Yes, yes, there is something wrong with my apprentice, and our family will work together to teach him to be a man."

"What? Athena isn't here? It's okay, it's okay, it doesn't matter, the rest of the people are called back, guarding the house? What house is guarding? Isn't the whole Little Garden all your own people? Ask Brother Qi to finish the job together!"

Click!After hanging up the call, he connected to a new call.

"Hey, Sister Dasheng? That's right, it's me, Hercules, I'm in some trouble here..."

After several phone calls, he made one last call.

"Hey, queen? Yes, fight the dystopian demon king."

"What? You ask who is involved? Most of the Greek gods! There are quite a few intermediate and high-level gods, and the Eastern Demon King Alliance has a lot of people."

"Yes, yes, the dystopian demon king has already left his lair. You don't need to be polite to him. Just seize the opportunity and force him to inflict damage directly. Even if you can't defeat him, kill him a few times."

"Okay, I'll wait for you to come over."

After hanging up the call, Hercules smiled coldly.

You Haiye, you have a lot of connections, once you make a call, half of Xiaoting will call you.

What do you say in this game?Professional commentary, milk is not dead.

……

the other side.

The Halloween Queen hangs up.

She flicked her proud long golden hair, and asked the white-haired beauty beside her.

"What? White Night King, are you coming to join me?"

Compared with the Halloween queen who looked like a teenage girl, the white-haired beauty beside her was undoubtedly more mature. If it was the only shortcoming-the chest development of the two was undoubtedly more than one level behind.

White Night King shook the folding fan in his hand, and asked with a little doubt.

"Didn't you send a letter to Di Shitian? What was mentioned in the letter, asking Canary to go to apprentice? Is the enemy a dystopia or—"

The folding fan in his hand fanned gently, bringing a slight heat wave.

The queen nodded calmly.

"Should it be that or should I say it? How is it? Are you interested?"

The corner of the White Night King's mouth curled up, drawing an arc of 'Oh Moshiroy'.

"Let's count me in! I'm also somewhat interested in the unknown."

A cold light flashed in the corner of Halloween Queen's eyes.

If she could turn a blind eye to the humiliation of kicking herself out of the castle from the heart to the heart, would she still be called the three major problem children by others?Is it on par with the other two brain-dead children?

As for whether they can fight well - anyway, there are so many people, if the situation is not good, just run away!I may not be able to outrun the enemy, but with the power of the realm, can I still outrun the friendly army?